₦airaland Forum

Idowuogbo: Nkem, u pos no me nau.... Na I jeje I go siddan wey dem go dey pinch me.As Ceceparampa d gallant hunter dey talk am,when tackling a fox, u think of its tricks. The Panla don jam witchcraft today. It's my time to shine! And shine I shall.

Badosky

Idowuogbo: Me? Pm ojuju calabar? U dey craze?

Hope say u sabi fight for real life too?. . So as your mouth is putting u into gbege, ur hands are doing the fighting. I can't fight all alone for you .

Harbosede02: *yawns on hez face*cum o,is it true u stand lyk panla??na kweshion o,abeg no yab me

Ogbu411: @Baba, quietly nd carefully check at de lagos stat former Naval base. gudluck!

Lol. Thanks. But where is that pls?

baba dey: Hello house. To all applicants here, your names shall come out IJN. Pls I would like to make some inquiries for a long time friend.
(1) when is the next NN recruitment for ssce,diploma holders coming up next year?
(2) What is the maximum age requirement? . Thanks in anticipation.

Any help?

baba dey: Hello house, are we sure they're still gonna call for applications this year?. BTW, I've done numerous surfing on the web to know where lagos SSS command address is but to no avail, pls anyone with this answer should tell me ooo. Lagos SSS command address?!. Thanks in anticipation.

Any help?

Idowuogbo: I'm goood! How body? It af tey o

I'm good too. Yes oo,e don tey. I've been on a kinky adventure jare,a quest to find happiness. I do pop in sometimes but jast don't comment ni. Whatz good?

Idowuogbo: Bebe!

Hello badosky ,wataguan?

Hello house, are we sure they're still gonna call for applications this year?. BTW, I've done numerous surfing on the web to know where lagos SSS command address is but to no avail, pls anyone with this answer should tell me ooo. Lagos SSS command address?!. Thanks in anticipation.

Idowuogbo: If I hia? Guy, permit me to post ur real pic. U and I no u dark.

Trust u daku

xynerise: Your forehead be like railway

. Oga why na. Show us ur own na . You've been babbling ever since

Hello house. To all applicants here, your names shall come out IJN. Pls I would like to make some inquiries for a long time friend.
(1) when is the next NN recruitment for ssce,diploma holders coming up next year?
(2) What is the maximum age requirement? . Thanks in anticipation.

What matters most in everything is understanding. You guys understood him,so why the complain about his english. Is this how to correct now by making fun?. Not cool at all. Even the so called 'matured' ones on nairaland play the fool with the little ones. I despise such people. A VERY VERY BIG THUMBS UP TO DAILYNEWS. I'm not 'thumbing' u for what you wrote only but how you played along.

I dont disturb myself about those kind of girls anymore. Many of them have thrown away their 'gentleman'.

Abbey2sam: If you know it's relationship that you want, don't be her friend for too long or don't even apply to be her friend...................

Just go straight to the point

seconded. But what if she says,sorry i have a bf

ladunsky: so its called friends with benefits....?

relationship with benefits

idowuagbo and ..........

Angels: Almighty Father we are tired of these Nigerians ... in heaven o

GOD: What have they done this time?

Angels: everything! They don't listen to instructions! They don't obey traffic rules,They dont wait for their turn in anything.! They are reckless!(exasperated)
In fact they have turned heaven upside down since the first time we started admitting them.

GOD: Pls bear with them. They are very... special to me...ehm let me call satan in hell to see how he's doing.

(phone rings)
Hell-o lucifer how are things over there?

Satan: Baba God pls call me later. There's
an issue i'm trying to resolve. (ten minutes later)

GOD: hell-o lucifer
satan: I'll call you back. The issue has turned into a crisis (one hour later)
satan; sorry Baba GOD.

GOD: lucifer are you having problems over there?

satan: it is these Nigerians i have with me
in hell. He (stammers) they.. they....they have quenched the fire in hell

LAME ASS NIGGA. When did physical appearance(lack of vitamin D) start defining a person's personality? . Tell me about girls who lack Vit c?

49cents: Ever since I found out that she's been cheating on me I have never been myself.....

initial I was doubtful, but last night, yes last night, I had my fears confirmed...she was taking more than she was giving!

Oh what indescribable pains, considering my unalloyed devotion and loyalty to our pretty long standing relationship she was just milking me dry and taking me for granted.

All through the night I have mused on how to get back at her, I would have consulted my attorney to send her divorce papers but we were never really married.... So I thought I should stick and recoup all I have put into this our affair over the years in kind;

My mind is telling me to use her and dump her like a bad habit, it sounded vindictive enough at first, but then again my feelings for her is all gone, my affections that ran deep have evaporated like the nations funds are won't to in the National treasury....now all I feel is hate and disgust, the sight her irritates me like I have exhaled a foul odour.....

So today, yes today I moved on, without telling her yellow cheating ass that I wanted out, for I have found a another all green and fresh......

Today I moved all my belongings from her domain, yes I moved my phone contacts and sms from MTN to Etisalat, though I am leaving behind a 15 day BIS subscription, its nothing as long as I have my precious phone number. LOL!!!

Lovely breakup letter. It would have been the best ever if it was for a lady.

infonubia: It really is

but you still decided to copy and paste it here abi?... You pass!!.

@ozo emeka.... well said bruv, me like it . @ op.....Tell your dude not to go there. What i can tell you about them is that, they're wolves in sheep's garments.

I went blind.

berem: Creativity at its peak! Instead of waiting for ASUU to call off strike, boys should learn to be creative.

while girls should learn to close their legs during this strike

[quote author=Opinion_Leader]You should know that Arsenal good run of form usually drops at a certain point each season. So I won't be surprised if they top the table till around November. What happens afterward, you and me know! Hahahaha!!!

On Demba Ba: as much as I would have loved him to remain at Chelsea, I dare say that he won't make much of impact at Arsenal. Gervinho was hotter when he joined Arsenal. Truth be told, Arsenal need quality and not players that are "flattering to deceive" their fans. Surely, time will tell.[/quote]lets wait and see

deb: Good for Arsenal.

People should take it or leave, Baba Ijebu's incessant refusal to sell players is going to pay off at the end because Arsenal is now more of a team than a dependent team on one striker. And with the quality additions of a few players now they can only get better. Truth is bitter but Arsenal from close of last season till now have played about 19 matches and lost just two; Aston Villa opening of season loss making it the number 2 loss. Usually its easier to see people falling but when they begin to rise its not always so obvious until it happens.

Well said bro,well said.

Cant wait for him to unveiled. Fckin anxious.