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I don't know why people can't read and assimilate... The topic says foreign pros to play against kenya,chai!!...some people dense gan

Albert Einstein
Aristotle
Plato
M. Gandhi
Prophet Elijah
Pastor EA adeboye
Pastor Sam Adeyemi

Have been finding it hard to choose my best for a very long time,so that's why I gave you all,I admire and respect which I choose not to be like them but to be myself,who God created cos if they chose to be another person I don't think their names will be what they are today.

This OP...is a F**king liar. This was when chris came to 9ja and when wizboy performed with him..how I knew??..I was there. These were the same cloth both wore in nigeria when they both performed. My kwestion is,shey na only one cloth both have for concerts or whatever?.. Oniro oshi

Luv all except number 1

The Webometrics Ranking of World Universities, also known as Ranking Web of World Universities, is ranking system for the world's universities based on a composite indicator that takes into account both the volume of the Web contents (number of web pages and files) and the visibility and impact of these web publications according to the number of external inlinks (site citations) they received. The ranking is published by the Cybermetrics Lab, a research group of the Spanish National Research Council (CSIC) located in Madrid.

The aim of the Ranking is to improve the presence of the academic and research institutions on the Web and to promote the open access publication of scientific results.[1] The ranking started in 2004 and is updated every January and July. Today it provides Web indicators for more than 12,000 universities worldwide.

JUSTIFICATION AND OBJECTIVES OF THE RANKING

The Webometrics University Ranking is a ranking system based on university web presence, visibility and web access.[2] This ranking system measures how strongly a university is present in the web by its own web domain, sub-pages, rich files, scholarly articles etc.[2] The central hypothesis of this approach is that web presence is a reliable indicator of the global performance and prestige of the universities and as such, is an indirect way to measure all the university missions (teaching, research, transfer). Although the Web is universally recognized as one of the most relevant tools for scholarly communication, it is still very rare these indicators are used for the evaluation of the scientific research and the academic performance of universities. Webometric indicators are provided to show the commitment of the institutions to Web publication.

The ranking:-

Nigeria. Africa. World. Universities
1 14. 1511 O.A.U
2 29 2398 U.N.A.B
3 38 2668 Unilag
4 40 2827 Uni of Nigeria
5 44 2965 Uni ilorin
6 52 3411 Uni of ibadan
7 55 3541 A.B.U
8 67 4054 Auchi poly
9 71 4216 Uni of benin
10 75 4289. Convenant,ota
11. 87. 4995. Uni of jos
12. 100. 5643. FUTA
13. 106. 5984. Yaba tech
14. 111. 6154. Uni port
15. 122. 6806. NOUN
16. 139. 7823. Afe babalola uni
17. 169. 9509. Ambrose Alli uni
18. 185. 10,087. LASU
19. 198. 10,403. Ekiti state uni
20. 202. 10,545. Lagos business school
21. 206. 10,730. Uni of calabar
22. 217. 11,261. Ladoke Akintola uni of tech
23. 225. 11,443. Nnamdi Azikwe university
24. 227. 11,494. FUT minna
25. 240. 11,727. FUTO
26. 251. 12,012. Babcock university
27. 263. 12,431. University of uyo
28. 265. 12,476. Federal university oye,ekiti
29. 269. 12,608. Bayero university,kano
30. 270. 12,612. Osun state university.

Good day,please I'm a total novice about investment maybe cos of my field of profession that I so much indulge into it. I would need some answers to some "funny question" I will be asking you know.
(1)You have mentioned "bond" most times,pls what's the meaning?
(2)If I don't want to go through banks to buy TBill,which other houses can I go to?
(3)What's the diff btw stock exchange,shares and TBill?
(4)Can I invest in another country's TBill,if yes,how?
(5)Someone asked that can he invest in foreign, not INDIVIDUAL FUNDS, not MUTUAL FUNDS, or you might profer them, but INDEX FUNDS online. Especially like S and P 500. What does he mean and the meaning of the words I capital(ed)?

Thanks in anticipation.

Our actors are smart...after bleeping those genevive,rita,appiah,ivon nelson and co they later end up with a goood woman. You need to check mike,emeka ike,desmond elliot and co wives,its obvious all didn't go for beauty they went for a woman with a goood heart,a woman worth more than gold. Check out these actresses matrimonial homes they are all upside down...appiah jast broke-up,nelson after one,buhari after one too,old cargo rita(₪ö husband),first class ho genevive,3 or 4 children for how many men?? But they are still goood ones too in the industry,likes of omotola,one ibo woman who was in gulder ultimate celebrity show(forgotten her name) and others.

Afam4eva: Btw, why's your profile pic upside down?

Turn ur monitor upside down to view it.

I love the pix,u are muah

But why do white guys like black women self?.. For me black women are the best maybe onila can start a thread teaching we naija men what romance is.

This story was told by a widower in a marriage counselling seminar

“When I got home that night as my wife served dinner, I held her hand and said, I’ve got something to tell you. She sat down and ate quietly. Again I observed the hurt in her eyes.
Suddenly I didn’t know how to open my mouth. But I had to let her know what I was thinking. I want a divorce. I raised the topic calmly. She didn’t seem to be annoyed by my words, instead she asked me softly, why?

I avoided her question. This made her angry. She threw away the chopsticks and shouted at me, you are not a man! That night, we didn’t talk to each other. She was weeping. I knew she wanted to find out what had happened to our marriage. But I could hardly give her a satisfactory answer; she had lost my heart to Jane. I didn’t love her anymore. I just pitied her!

With a deep sense of guilt, I drafted a divorce agreement which stated that she could own our house, our car, and 30% stake of my company. She glanced at it and then tore it into pieces. The woman who had spent ten years of her life with me had become a stranger. I felt sorry for her wasted time, resources and energy but I could not take back what I had said for I loved Jane so dearly. Finally she cried loudly in front of me, which was what I had expected to see. To me her cry was actually a kind of release. The idea of divorce which had obsessed me for several weeks seemed to be firmer and clearer now.

The next day, I came back home very late and found her writing something at the table. I didn’t have supper but went straight to sleep and fell asleep very fast because I was tired after an eventful day with Jane. When I woke up, she was still there at the table writing. I just did not care so I turned over and was asleep again.

In the morning she presented her divorce conditions: she didn’t want anything from me, but needed a month’s notice before the divorce. She requested that in that one month we both struggle to live as normal a life as possible. Her reasons were simple: our son had his exams in a month’s time and she didn’t want to disrupt him with our broken marriage.

This was agreeable to me. But she had something more, she asked me to recall how I had carried her into out bridal room on our wedding day. She requested that every day for the month’s duration I carry her out of our bedroom to the front door ever morning. I thought she was going crazy. Just to make our last days together bearable I accepted her odd request.

I told Jane about my wife’s divorce conditions. . She laughed loudly and thought it was absurd. No matter what tricks she applies, she has to face the divorce, she said scornfully.

My wife and I hadn’t had any body contact since my divorce intention was explicitly expressed. So when I carried her out on the first day, we both appeared clumsy. Our son clapped behind us, daddy is holding mommy in his arms. His words brought me a sense of pain. From the bedroom to the sitting room, then to the door, I walked over ten meters with her in my arms. She closed her eyes and said softly; don’t tell our son about the divorce. I nodded, feeling somewhat upset. I put her down outside the door. She went to wait for the bus to work. I drove alone to the office.

On the second day, both of us acted much more easily. She leaned on my chest. I could smell the fragrance of her blouse. I realized that I hadn’t looked at this woman carefully for a long time. I realized she was not young any more. There were fine wrinkles on her face, her hair was graying! Our marriage had taken its toll on her. For a minute I wondered what I had done to her.

On the fourth day, when I lifted her up, I felt a sense of intimacy returning. This was the woman who had given ten years of her life to me. On the fifth and sixth day, I realized that our sense of intimacy was growing again. I didn’t tell Jane about this. It became easier to carry her as the month slipped by. Perhaps the everyday workout made me stronger.

She was choosing what to wear one morning. She tried on quite a few dresses but could not find a suitable one. Then she sighed, all my dresses have grown bigger. I suddenly realized that she had grown so thin, that was the reason why I could carry her more easily.

Suddenly it hit me… she had buried so much pain and bitterness in her heart. Subconsciously I reached out and touched her head.

Our son came in at the moment and said, Dad, it’s time to carry mom out. To him, seeing his father carrying his mother out had become an essential part of his life. My wife gestured to our son to come closer and hugged him tightly. I turned my face away because I was afraid I might change my mind at this last minute. I then held her in my arms, walking from the bedroom, through the sitting room, to the hallway. Her hand surrounded my neck softly and naturally. I held her body tightly; it was just like our wedding day.

But her much lighter weight made me sad. On the last day, when I held her in my arms I could hardly move a step. Our son had gone to school. I held her tightly and said, I hadn’t noticed that our life lacked intimacy. I drove to office…. jumped out of the car swiftly without locking the door. I was afraid any delay would make me change my mind…I walked upstairs. Jane opened the door and I said to her, Sorry, Jane, I do not want the divorce anymore.

She looked at me, astonished, and then touched my forehead. Do you have a fever? She said. I moved her hand off my head. Sorry, Jane, I said, I won’t divorce. My marriage life was boring probably because she and I didn’t value the details of our lives, not because we didn’t love each other anymore. Now I realize that since I carried her into my home on our wedding day I am supposed to hold her until death do us apart. Jane seemed to suddenly wake up. She gave me a loud slap and then slammed the door and burst into tears. I walked downstairs and drove away. At the floral shop on the way, I ordered a bouquet of flowers for my wife. The salesgirl asked me what to write on the card. I smiled and wrote, I’ll carry you out every morning until death do us apart.

That evening I arrived home, flowers in my hands, a smile on my face, I run up stairs, only to find my wife in the bed -dead. My wife had been fighting CANCER for months and I was so busy with Jane to even notice. She knew that she would die soon and she wanted to save me from the whatever negative reaction from our son, in case we push through with the divorce.— At least, in the eyes of our son—- I’m a loving husband….

The small details of your lives are what really matter in a relationship. It is not the mansion, the car, property, the money in the bank. These create an environment conducive for happiness but cannot give happiness in themselves.

Please don't give-up. There is always a way,I swear,there is.

Good day,please I'm a total novice about investment maybe cos of my field of profession that I so much indulge into it. I would need some answers to some "funny question" I will be asking you know.
(1)You have mentioned "bond" most times,pls what's the meaning?
(2)If I don't want to go through banks to buy TBill,which other houses can I go to?
(3)What's the diff btw stock exchange,shares and TBill?
(4)Can I invest in another country's TBill,if yes,how?
(5)Someone asked that can he invest in foreign, not INDIVIDUAL FUNDS, not MUTUAL FUNDS, or you might profer them, but INDEX FUNDS online. Especially like S and P 500. What does he mean and the meaning of the words I capital(ed)?

Please take time,seriously I'm ashamed of myself for not knowing anything about investment. Kindly give me the guy's email or number that does it for you.

Thanks in anticipation.

Let's reason this together, has america come out one day to do a film talking about the bad,fierce things they've done to humanity or u think they haven't done?... Do you know the real story behind osama bin laden?. He wasn't bad,he was part of the spy america sent to fall the then RUSSIAN FEDERATION,which they succeeded but to make it a top class secret,they have to eliminate every evidence. They killed others but failed to kill him,so he fled away by the assistants of muslims brothers there. The hatred russians have for america is unmeasurable. FYI,russia is strongly behind the arab worlds(the enemy of america is russia's padi) that's why he did what he had to do but the bombing 11-10-01 I don't support. I'm not a moslem but ameriaca has their own too.

CAMEROONPRIDE: your comments is irrelevant, since this topic is not about Cameroonian entrepreneur I won't go farther. Naijan and their insecurity everything has to evolve around "m more beautiful/lighter than you" m not even sure you can stand in front of me in term of beauty talk less about the goddess called Cameroonian girl. Now back to the topic since your little brain could not process my comment ,let me break it down for you.

I respect seun and his forum and as an African entrepreneur he must defend our African values which are not lesbianism and homosexuality. You get it? If not blame your educational system.

As for the mastery of the English language , no one here decided to b colonized by French or British, but I know for sure my English language skills are far ahead yours in any others Western languages.the day you will b able to speak 3 foreign languages+ your own give me a call.
To conclude, Since you are not the owner of this forum and we do not know each other my comments shouldn't bother you. If it doesn't appeal you don't comment, if my English is too poor for your liking don't quote me.

I wish I knew how to 'bold' in a quoted comment... I think you have eyes to see the bracketed alphabet after my username,so I wonder when "beauty" is used to qualify a dude. Upon my insecurity,your country is my footstool,You are a he or she self?. I picked on you cos of ur first foolish,senseless comment on this thread.

madridsta007: LOL...

She would probably have gone illegally to Denmark like many Africans do... And she is not so good-looking so she would have struggled to find a Danish-passport bearing man to marry her for her papers.

So she would have opted to form 'lesbian'; at least that would make her stay in the country since Nigeria and Africa is well-known to be strongly anti-gay.

She would need to continue to behave and act gay, so her visa won't be revoked.

By the time her visa can not be revoked by the Danish government, she would have gone too far in the gay behavior, it would have become a habit and you cant stop.

Its what this lady has gotten herself into.

I.T.K,oversabi...she plays football professionally in denmark and had once played for falcons or falconets

CAMEROONPRIDE: WHY THIS SHI.T IS ON THE FRONT PAGE. BESIDES THAT NO ONE FORCED YOU TO QUOTE ME. PEACE

Whatz wrong with you?...must you speak english?..as big as cameroon,nobody has the sense,entrepreneurship seun has to create a forum for Cameroonians. I think we shuld be the ones smh.

By the way,she's still ok than cameroonian women. chai!!,them be like BANCE.

Tell us everything abt Azerbaijan...I may come in looking for a job. How can I process it,what are the requirements?

cnwamo: Applying to canada isn't really rigorous per say but the key is prayer and patience, I think it would be wrong for me to write anything about canadian visa here cos its meant for qatar.
@justwise please can we open up a new thread for canadian immigration cos the one of travelling to canada is all about school stuff.

@justwise... U aint talking now Ȍo◦°˚ ...shuld he open a thread for canada immigration cos the threads I'm seeing are for living and schooling stuffs??

@cnwamo...pls do,if he doesn't give an answer b4 8am 2mao. I would like to know much about canada immigration for skill workers. Hasta la vista,bro.

Seun u need to start employing ethical hackers or computer forensic analysts if u don't have or are few in your coy. They are many,you can get them on contract basis.

cnwamo: I've finally given up hope on going to qatar to work
I can't imagine leaving my 140k per month job to go to qatar to start working as a cleaner or truck driver, doesn't make sense.
I've searched the internet for days about getting a nursing job in qatar but it seems impossible also I heard that work permits that are granted are different and that You may pay your hard earned money to these agents and all you get is a permit that won't allow you work as a professional. I'm seeing so many things on the internet and I don't think the risk is worth it infact its not even tempting.
My advice please before anyone decides to spend their hard earned cash on this qatar work visas he should try and contact someone over there, unfortunately I don't have anyone over there I only have in dubai and he said if it were dubai I was interested in that it may work but that he aint sure about qatar and also search articles online about how nigerians are roaming the streets of qatar because when they got there they couldn't secure jobs that were promised to them by these dubious agents.
Abeg make I rest my hands jare.
He that has ears let him hear.

Off to write ielts exam and apply to canada as a registered nurse

Thanks for the thought.

Please chum,how can I apply as a skilled plumber (azin for canada)?

Nigerian Actor Kelvin Ikeduba In Car Accident, Escaped Death After Car Somersaulted 3 Times

Nollywood actor Kelvin Ikeduba is happy to be alive today after he was involved in a tragic car accident that almost claimed his life on Saturday afternoon while he was traveling from Ibadan to Abeokuta.

Witnesses at Kelvin Ikeduba’s car accident scene said the actor’s car somersaulted three times on the popular express way.

Contrary to initial report that claims Kelvin Ikeduba is dead, we can authoritatively confirm that the actor is still alive.

He was rushed to an undisclosed hospital by some good Samaritans at the car crash scene.


By the special grace of GOD,you shall recover soon"

SOURCE- The nigerian voice

shagry1: Bro the probability of getting job from naija is very low compare to wen u are in dubai.
so what i will advice u is to try get a 2-3month visa to come over and try ur luck. Kallas

Ok,after getting every every and I'm there,how will I start looking for vacancies,will I be going from company to company or what?..thanks

Like how much should I have for?(Visa,ticket,hotel booking for the 3months if I choose that)

@mod or justwise...why did u remove my email??...what is it av violated?. You shuldnt have. They are somethings some persons wouldn't like to say here but prefer the other. I'm not desperate,so don't think I will fall mugun,trust me,I know who I am.

How do know they are nigerians??...pls stop all this rubbish. Presently in italy,somalians are high in prostitution.

I jast pray I leave this country on time,always bad news weighing the good news (80%-20%) only super eagles made me proud for once, to call myself a nigerian.

shagry1: Bro. all u need is luck and experience (and use prayer to back it up). Kallas

Bros I've tried like 'tried' itself..registered on every jobsite I saw(bayt.com,middleeastjob.com,etc)like 6 of them over a year now, nothing I mean nothing has happened. I'm just frustrated. The luck thing you said,I don't think IT likes me,experience have gat it with a certificate if that's the experience you talking about. If you can render any help,I'll appreciate gan.

How can I make front page self?..upon all the educational,inspirational posts of mine, none ever made front page nor exceeded 1 page..smh in tears.

I call one cee-r and the other my lazy bone