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I love this girl a lot. I buy her anything and everything, she doesn't need to ask, I just oblige. On her birthday, I bought her a 2014 "tear-rubber" Land Rover jeep, which costed me 29.6 million naira only (I'm not complaining cos I love her). Took her to the world’s most outrageously expensive vacation destination - The Musha Cay in the Bahamas, which also costed me "chicken change" 12 million naira per night for 3 weeks minus the money I paid Rihanna (her fav artist) to come play on the private island. We jetted back to Lagos-Nigeria last week and without hesitation, went to my safe haven on Banana island. On one fateful night when we were about to do the "Do-Do", she said, No Sex Until We Get Married..........Well, that's a lie cos, I'm the one who said so. She cried and cried. Said, I don't love her. I told her the reason was, I made a vow not to lose my Virginity in any form until after marriage. Now, she's gone. I have 3 things on my mind, pls which should I do? (1) Should I go collect the 2014 LR jeep with the 24 karat gold Rolex wrist watch with her initials I bought to mention a few, from her?. (2) Should I do the "Do-Do" with her? Or (3) I keep my Virginity? |
didadavid:You're a Real Business Man! |
freecocoa: And you think she hadn't asked?Hear yourself!. If she made a MISTAKE! |
REMMEI: For you to even know about these places doesn't make it anymore remote.. there are a lot of remote places here in Nigeria.. no access to light talk more of the Internet.. ever heard of aba[hut]..?..For you to know they are lot of remote places in Nigeria - doesn't make it anymore. For you to know they have no access to light not to talk more of internet - doesn't make it anymore either. NO!, we haven't heard of aba(hut) Mr Doesn't Make It Anymore! |
I laughed my eyes out when a friend of mine sent me this joke as a bc .Enjoy!! 1. Going to your bf/gf without being invited = OFFSIDE. 2. Dating a girl today and having sex on the same day = FREE-KICK. 3. Condom = GOALKEEPER 4. Condom breaks = PENALTY 5. Abortion = RED CARD 6. A girl with lots of energy = CAPTAIN 7. Having sex without a condom = OWN GOAL 8. Taking a lot of time without coming = MAN OF THE MATCH. 9.Banging 3 girls in a day = HAT-TRICK. 10. Having many chicks and banging all = MVP 11. Having sex with your ex = FRIENDLY MATCH 12. 8 years of sex without getting a child = ARSENAL 13. After 2 rounds, u request for more =EXTRA TIME. 14. Taking it gently when having sex = FAIR PLAY 15. Biting her n!pples = SUAREZ 16.Two legs on shoulder = THROWIN 17. Asking her 'how do you want it' = Taking instructions on the sideline. 18. A lady using pills after sex and later still got pregnant = DEFENSIVE ERROR 19.Girl being pregnant = GoOoOoOallllll 20.Your guy collect your chick= True pass 21.Having sex with a girl..and your mom open d door= Injury 22.You and your girl break up= Game over 23. Girl tell u to stop= YELLOW CARD |
I will prefer her mum first. Even if her MIL is as nice as a dove, she will still be comfy around her mum more. |
Is the winter for Mcgill application still on?. I heard fall is on now, I don't think I can wait for fall. Chris,how can I check the courses available for winter and fall application. Thanks. |
I work too hard to even think of my family, I will stay up through the night, won't close my eyes. Sins tears me apart, thought I could fight this war(sins) without weapons(not going to church,not reading my bible). When I'm almost there,at the tip of my fingers.....I bite the dust. I know that I can and will survive and conquer, I will walk through fire to save my life if I have to. I thought with a thick skin I can conquer any distraction on my own but the blade keeps cutting me deeper....I'm not broken just fighting for PEACE. One family in the same tree sleeping,eating,bathing in multi millions and the other families losing their sons just cos of what?!. A notable Cheiftancy in Egba they say. Whose interested?!, I'm definitely not. Until his death last week, I never thought. I'm the only man remaining while the other family 3 sons are jollying. One mind says, "go meet them and tell them to stop the evils". Another mind says, "change your name, everything and get lost for a while". I just needed to pour out my mind somewhere and somehow to fight my daily depression. I might not reply anybody's post but will definitely read them. |
@ chris when they say transcript, is it my secondary school results? And if yes, can a person use his secondary school results where he finished from with his Waec GCE (private) which he wrote in a different school entirely. Thanks |
MrsChima: A bish is the same regardless of skin tone.Very correct. Be her boerboel, rottweiler or samoyed. They are all bishes. |
chrisviral: https://www.mcgill.ca/mastercardfdn-scholars/apply-programSomeone said, the canadian universities doesn't require any language test or sat. How true is that?. Share more lights on how to go about it. |
To me,it doesn't pass a message across which it supposed to. The cat telling the rat that he will cook him 5 times,add onions, pepper and the virus will disappear,is a wrong way of joking. U kiss my drift?! Just an advise. |
Ethereal0110: What would you do if your girlfriend "un-intentionally" made you loose your job? would you breakup with her?, make her pay or forgive her.My gf should be giving not taking luck out of me life. If I would breakup?,well.....she has to cater for all my needs pending till the time she gets me another job. If she doesn't,then I will mistakenly break her toe (just one....the right toe will do) so she can have a story to tell her future bf(s). Apase! ![]() |
MrCork: ...so punnny is now dangerous..abi?..i swaaar op is g@y!He said excessive, dude!. Has your 3rd leg ever worn a "rain coat" in its life or gone na.ke.d not to talk more of knowing how to insert it wihout a help. . See him talking like a Pro,mtchewww!@ op, some of the dangers are catfished jare! |
Iyoha1: @Okattamgbee, i checked my mail, didn't see anything you sent.hello mic, av been trying your numbers and av sent you msg on whatsapp but to no avail. So you saying, if one has a credit pass in english the person would not need the english language proficiency?. jobi |
Are you into it?. If you are,why don't you start. ![]() |
kalebiano: after mile 2 inside ojo barracks along Lagos badagry xpress roadThanks brother |
kunlexyfred: u be lagosian? When u get d address please, let me knw!yes i am. Ok |
who knows where lagos state SSS command office is located? |
I sent you a mail since bro,kindly reply ASAP bro |
Don demu and iyoha1. How did you submit your documents and where? Cos I couldn't find their embassy in nigeria after a long surfing on the web. And,did you guys write TOEFL?. |
Merry xmas to ya'll. So anybody below 28 or 30 (as a nigerian) can't enter UAE now,is that what you guys are saying?. Pls |
dechandel:Keep on stalking . I like it. |
Go ahead bruv. What you afraid of?. Its either she says Yes or No. No biggie aborrit!. My question is/are, is she ready?. Have you somehow directly or indirectly asked her? And what was her response?. If all positive, that should be your base. But again, its not love you have for her,if it were, you wouldn't come here to ASK instead ACT. Love makes you do things before you think. Love is stupid,funny,weird and wonderful. (My 2 spoons) |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...bro but how can u be a BAD GUY but u wear yellow shirt? ...I give up! (no oofeinse) [/quote]I swear I knew I will find you here . You trying to be bad but you aint getting the format. . The op said something,try them, surely work for you in Landon . |
By that your list, everyman is a flirt then. |
[quote author=ATM-CARD].I will suggest u rply ma msg wit gud english coz here is nt kindergarten.[/quote]I will pretend you don't exist. ![]() |
uzoexcel: Iduwuogboooo on that list!!! ![]() |
[quote author=-Mr Cork-]...Ama plaYa!!! [/quote] paralympic playa ![]() |
skydeep: I hear you. |


. See him talking like a Pro,mtchewww!
