₦airaland Forum

Na Wao! How can you advice foreigners to push your Yoruba brothers and sisters into Lagoon simply because you are hungry to rule?

If I may ask, why are Igbos staying back in Lagos instead of going back to the South East to vote for their Umbrella party that has lost grounds? Sentiments all the way.

Since Muslims Hausa/Fulanis can vote for a Christian in Niger state as their Senator, I think it is high time Igbos should come out of their old local believes in the present day globalized society.

Vote wisely for better Nigeria.

WHAT?! Pls can someone multiply same by 109. Then the Reps plus Ministers, Permanent Secs. That's horrible!

PDP has killed Nigeria. That's why our pensioners groan, no vacancy every where, no power, our Corpers have no guarantee for jobs after serving the nation.

Anyways, Change has come. Thanks to God and all those that fought 'tooth and nails' to bring CHANGE.

Let us fix 9ja again.

Monogamy:
Check out these calculation. Can we take this as a coincidence or something?

APC result sheet was 15, 424, 921.
1+5+4+2+4+9+2+1=28

PDP result sheet was 12, 853, 162
1+2+8+5+3+1+6+2=28

Election held 28th of March


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Good job. This one is more of mystery than the subject.

Congrats Nigeria! Congrats to Nairalanders!

Incredible! APC with 15 LGAs getting close marking to PDP with just 5 LGAs?

Anyways, APC......Change!

PassingShot:
Yeah, I made a mistake. 50,977 is 19.53% of 260,999.

Let's hope Rochas can give us 25% here.

Don't stress yourself, it is 210k not 260k. 25% is just real. Thanks Okorocha, your people were bought to vote for PDP or results manipulated despite your superlative performance. God is alive....Up APC!

PDP want to disgrace Amaechi and Rocha's by using their powerful rigging machines and cash at all cost. But em... that's all.

Buhari is marching to Aso Rock, shikenan.

Card Readers have protected Nigerians and APC from massive rigging machines called PDP.

Thanks to INEC and their Card Readers.


Sai Baba Buhari!

uselessgoat:
[size=18pt]Baba has finally gone digital to shame the critics.

Apc has really done a good job rebranding this amiable leader


You shall reap the fruit of your labor when we elect you on Saturday as our incoming president


Sai Buhari[/size]

Lookin very young

I don't know how you feel but for me I can't even stay with a cheating wife. For over thirteen (13) years of my marriage, God knows better, I have never have sex with another woman.

If for once, I came to realise my wife is not faithful to me, it is OVER. If she is having problems with me in bed or whatsoever and she couldn't cope, let her tell me in simple terms. Marriage is a social contract based on mutual trust, understanding, love and care. If one party fails to stick to principles and go SOLO, he/she should be made to swallow the bitter pills.

I will not advice you to send your wife packing but call her attention and discuss this issue thoroughly since you still loves her. Finally, the man following your wive shouldn't be left 'eating the apples' freely.

"I'd rather kill myself than commit suicide" Mama Peace once said. "

Why voting for funny people who lack foresight? Don't you think the world is watching us? We are not living on an Island. I sometimes feel a shame of myself when I watch Michelle Obama speaks.

Nigeria is one of the best countries in the world and I believe we need intelligent people to rule us.

CHANGE for God's sake.....even if not BUHARI....CHANGE!!!!!

BUT FOR NOW....VOTE BUHARI/OSINBANJO...VOTE APC.!

What amaze me is how APC members are down-to-earth willing to support the masses. I seriously believe in CHANGE now - more than ever before.
But the ruling party and its members are very far from the masses who voted them into power. They use their 'PDP POWER' slogan to punish the masses and enrich themselves...OMG

Not too bad, I like her flat tummy, shikenan!

lolaxavier:
This list is a summary of the annoying habits and acts most guys display in the sheets.See the list of mistakes that might irritate your woman and turn her off.

1. Insufficient pre-intimacy.

2. Being Silent and Emotionless.

3. Assuming She’s Satisfied.

4. Not Lasting Long Enough.

5. Body odour.

6. Bad breath.

7. Forcing her head with your hand during Bj sessions.

8. Forcefully pulling on her nipples.

9. Cleaning your semen with the sheets.

10. Dropping the condom on the floor.

11. Going straight to her vagina immediately.

Guys, the general rule is simply to be courteous and respectful to your woman

You try,but your post is not explicit. Especially, items 7 & 11. Next time tell us what men hates in women during sex.

Mssh! I was expecting to see thousands decamping to PDP. The dollar-spree will only convince the hungry ones anywhere. Even if Kwankwaso and all his cabinet will decamp to PDP today, APC will win in Kano with at least 85%. Only the southerners still believe in PDP but for northerners, APC sack! No shaking...CHANGE all the way.

Pastor again? That is why Islam forbids mixing men and women in religious places. Satan is our number one enemy.

OMG, Jackie Appiah's sexy eyes makes me stick to my Telly anytime I see her acting. But I must confess, Nollywood need to introduce more sexy babes. It seems some of the local girls in my village are a bit better...apology plss

PDP kenan! Mending fences before March 28th... There is still more time, pls continue your "good" job.

APC is more decent than PDP.....PDP and their supporters are saddistic, abusive and boring.

A - Amiable
P - Polite
C - Caring

C H A N GE for good

The outcome of Buhari/APC strong force to dislodge PDP from power has forced the umbrella party to act and end insurgency is manifesting. Up APC! CHANGE is mandatory.

The party called PDP is becoming history as so many of its members are putting on their shoes and finding their ways. If the talkative Labaran Maku can leave PDP who else can't?

My fear is that if election dates continue to be shifted, one day it is only GEJ and Mama "peace" will be left in the tattered Umbrella party.

PDPism is nothing but abuse, castigations and blunders. Pls tell us about your manifesto STOP been rude and insulting. Nigeria is bigger than all...leadership is all about maturity, foresight, vision and sensibility. Baba will never abuse, his own is to restore hope and give NIGERIANS good and purposeful leadership of their dreams. Sai Buhari/Osinbanjo..... Sai APC

Remember, Amaechi is still intact... his candidate will bulala any other...by Gods grace

Are you sure? Then who is not beautiful? All Nigerian girls are beautiful, I guess.

Are you sure? Then who is not beautiful? All Nigerian girls are beautiful, I guess.

Good one. Thanks


CAN SOMEONE SHOW ME HOW TO POST A TOPIC OR DO I NEED TO BE A PREMIUM MEMBER?

It depends on individual.... as for me, big boobs do not make me feel hot but moderate pear shape do. Likewise her 'backyard' need not to be large but moderate. My advice to men is let them not put all their weight on physical features of women but their conduct, neatness, intellect, sex-appeal and caring.

Their is no sign of LOVE from her. If you are ok, try forcing her in bed and 'hit' her very hard till she regrets knowing men.

Some people are requesting Buhari to show his certificate publicly. I think they have to show theirs first.

Some people are requesting Buhari to show his certificate publicly. I think they have to show theirs first.