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i never new dat indian movies was still popular amongst naijas, i last watched one more than 10yrs ago!!

to think that such an innocent-looking chap could be involved in such a scam, ?

looks sure could be deceptive!!! I want to believe that there's more to this case than meets the eyes!

only time will tell, i'm waiting on the edge of my seat

very funny, i'm still laughing!

i'd say Nissan and Toyota!

try Gembu town, on the Mambilla plateau! I was there for one month for the National Census! It's as cold as Obudu if not cooler, environment look kind of jandish, lush vegetation, herds of well nourished cattles around,, tea plantation, etc, I heard from the grapevine dat Atiku and OBJ have farms there, The land is so fertile and beautiful! discover GEMBU on the Mambilla,

Obykings:
Hi Fellow Nairalanders!!!

Please do send them in to facilitate your brodaman in janding as niaja no let give us jab,

I think u should consider a career in Raggae, I like your flows

Sam Milla, u r d best humour merchant on this forum!!!

A middle aged man calls his wife from a motel and says to her "honey I just had sex with an eighteen year old and it was great, can't believe I can still do so much."

The following week his wife called him from a motel and says to him "honey I just had sex with an eighteen year old and you know what? Eighteen can go into fourty five a lot more than fourty five can go into eighteen"

hollu:
the guys who posted the uacn ad on the net is a fraudstar.no such site exist.

at least u should av investigated properly b4 making such a sweeping statement

Lesson to be learned from typing the wrong email address:

A Minneapolis couple decided to go to Florida to thaw out during a particularly icy winter.
They planned to stay at the same hotel where they spent their honeymoon 20 years earlier.
Because of hectic schedules, it was difficult to coordinate their travel plans.
So, the husband left Minnesota and flew to Florida on Thursday, with his wife flying down the following day.
The husband checked into the hotel.
There was a computer in his room, so he decided to send an email to his wife.
However, he accidentally left out one letter in her email address, and without realizing his error, sent the email.
Meanwhile, somewhere in Houston, a widow had just returned home from her husband's funeral.
He was a minister who was called home to glory following a heart attack.
The widow decided to check her email expecting messages from relatives and friends.
After reading the first message, she screamed and fainted.
The widow's son rushed into the room, found his mother on the floor,
and saw the computer screen which read:

To: My loving wife

Subject: I've arrived Date: May 9th, 2005

I know you're surprised to hear from me. They have computers here

now and you are allowed to send emails to your loved ones.

I've just arrived and have been checked in. I see that everything has been prepared for your arrival tomorrow. Looking forward to seeing you then.

Hope your journey is as uneventful as mine was.

Three engineering students were gathered together discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all the joints." Another said, "No, it was an electrical engineer. The nervous system has many thousands of electrical connections." The last said, "Actually it was a civil engineer. Who else would run a toxic waste pipeline through a recreational area?

;DTwo engineers applied 4d same position at a computer company. The company asked the two applicants to take a ten-question test. After the test, ne of the applicants was called into the manager's office. "I have graded the test, and you both scored nine correct answers and got one answer wrong.We've decided to give the job to the other applicant." "And why would you choose him if we both got nine questions correct?" asked the rejected applicant. "We have based our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed," said the Department manager. "Why" asked the applicant "The other gentleman answered Question #5, 'I don't know.' Your answer to Question #5 was, 'Neither do i"

A professor is giving the first year medical students their first lecture on autopsies, and decides to give them a few basics before starting. "You must be capable of two things to do an autopsy. The first thing is that you must have no sense of fear." At this point, the lecturer sticks his finger into the dead man's anus, pulls it out, and then licks it. He asks all the students to do the same thing with the corpses in front of them. After a couple of minutes' silence, they follow through with his disgusting command. "The second thing is that you must have an acute sense of observation: How many of you noticed that I stuck my middle finger into the corpse's anus, but I licked my index finger?

When a GIRL is quiet, Millions of things are running in her mind. When a GIRL is not arguing,She is thinking deeply. When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of questions, She is wondering how long you will be around. When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a few seconds, She is not at all fine. When a GIRL stares at you, She is wondering why you are lying. When a GIRL says I love you, She means it. When a GIRL says "i miss you", No one in this world can miss you more than her.

I applaud the effort of dipo's blog in getting advert's on Guardian to members of this forum, however, i would encourage dipotepede to put more work into organising the content on his site, getting info in dat site as it is right now, is like picking a pin from a hay stack.

I managed to get my hands on the poet's manual , being sold by dipo, i bought it through a friend in Lagos, To put it midly, i was dissappointed. Dipo claimed to have sample questions of about 17 companies or so, I found this not to be true. The packaging of the material too, left much to be desired, The diagrams were also poorly done, there were so many typos, etc.

Please lets not make false claims in order to make money, dont play on our sensibilities,

This is not a personal attack on dipo or anybody on this forum, I just felt i shoul bare my mind

danny17:
MY WEBSITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.I PLAN TO MAKE IT FREE FOR PEOPLE TO DOWNLOAD FROM.PRSESENTLY WE ARE EXPERIENCING SERVER PROBLEMS.SO IF U HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WAIT FOR A FREE DOWNLOAD FROM OUR WEBSITE, YOU CAN WAIT TILL I RECTIFY THE PRESENT SERVER SETBACKS.BUT THOSE WHO ARE IN A HURRY CAN GO AHEAD AND ORDER.

'ever heard of plagiarism, ? that's exactly what danny 17 is doing, at least u should av acknowledged the source of your information rather than creating a false impression, for those who care, Perhaps a visit to www.psychometric-success.com would prove very revealing!!!!

danny17:
MY WEBSITE IS UNDER CONSTRUCTION.I PLAN TO MAKE IT FREE FOR PEOPLE TO DOWNLOAD FROM.PRSESENTLY WE ARE EXPERIENCING SERVER PROBLEMS.SO IF U HAVE THE PATIENCE TO WAIT FOR A FREE DOWNLOAD FROM OUR WEBSITE, YOU CAN WAIT TILL I RECTIFY THE PRESENT SERVER SETBACKS.BUT THOSE WHO ARE IN A HURRY CAN GO AHEAD AND ORDER.

'ever heard of plagiarism, ? dat's exactly what danny 17 is doing, at least u should av acknowledged the source of your information rather creating the a false impression, for those who care, Perhaps a visit to www.psychometric-success.com would prove very revealing!!!!