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http://www.growthtrac.com/artman/publish/test--driving-sex-before-marriage-597.php

which way nigeria?? this northern twist really leaves a very sour taste in the mouth, The usual tradition used to be that host communities in Niger delta got some kind of preferential treatment, That sounds logical because the Crude is from their land, I just cant understand the rational behind inviting the northerners,

When d adverts came out, i cant remembering seeing any caveat warning the northerners not to apply, The minister is in charge of the federal govt and not the North, May God help this country!!

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@oneNaija, dats a good one, we need more pix,

i was in warri early this year, i didnt spend more than a week there but it was enough time to know dat warri is quite a small town, I also noticed that warri lacks high rise buildings like some other major cities, The warri i met was quite peaceful sha, and neet,
I stayed in airport road area during my visit, but i made sure i went round b4 traveling back to my zone,

sorry i have no pictures

[size=18pt]please lets talk with pictures, post more pictures pleaassee guys![/size]

@papabrown , don't i know u? if my 7th sense is right, U used to live in ph,

ur using these pix to console urself since u now work in warri>>>>

@poster, U're very stupid!! u knew d girls mum will not allow u marry her in a pregnant state, then why did u get her pregnant, as if dat was not enough, U wanted to force an abortion on her,

shit

i can't remember when i received an informal letter by post!!!!!!! light-years ago, \

thx for ur prompt response, I dont think there's a shoprite super market in Port Harcourt, but ill try other high-end Supermarkets in town

thank you very much

sorry house,,, i meant to say CRANBERRY JUICE,

Can anyone please provide me with information on how to get this fruit (ie cranberry ) in Naija,

Ur response needed, thanks in advance

@amakaone and others,, please where can i get Canberry drink in Nigeria, ??

response needed asap,


Thank you

omo ur english no get mate!!!!

A student comes to a young professor's office hours. She glances down the hall, closes his door, and kneels pleadingly. "I would do anything to pass this exam," she says. She leans closer to him, flips back her hair, and gazes meaningfully into his eyes. "I mean," she whispers, "I would do anything, " He returns her gaze, "Anything?" "Anything. "His voice softens, "Anything?" "Anything," she repeats again. His voice turns to a whisper. "Would you , study?"

A guy walks into a bar and orders a shot of whisky. He gulps it down and peeks into his shirt pocket. He orders another shot of whisky, gulps it down and peeks into his short pocket. He orders a third shot and does the same thing. After the sixth shot, he asks the bartender for the bill, pays and starts to walk out. Curiosity gets the better of the bartender and he says to the guy, "Excuse me, but I noticed that every time you drank a shot, you kept looking into your pocket. I was wondering what's in your pocket." The guy slurs, "Well, I have a picture of my wife in my pocket. I keep drinking until she starts to look good."

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the other end. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?" To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!" By now, the entire bar is staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table. After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations." To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean 1000 Naira!"

A plane was taking off from Lagos Airport. After it reached a comfortable cruising altitude, the captain made an announcement over the intercom, "Ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. Welcome to Flight Number 293, non-stop from Lagos to P/H. The weather ahead is good and, therefore, we should have a smooth and uneventful flight. Now sit back and relax - OH, MY G-D!" Silence followed, and after a few minutes the captain came back on the intercom and said, "Ladies and Gentlemen, I am so sorry if I scared you earlier; but, while I was talking, the flight attendant brought me a cup of coffee and spilled the hot coffee in my lap. You should see the front of my pants!" A passenger in Coach said, "That's nothing. He should see the back of mine!" 

more here:https://www.nairaland.com/nigeria/topic-256053.896.html

IGBO, beware, u might just be signing ur death warrant,

ur first place of assgnt might be frontlines of afghanistan or iraq, so think carefully

igbo,

hahaha kikiki!!!!! Nautilus, u made my day wt this,


more of it man!!! laughter is good medicine!!!!!

I don't believe this story, IMHO it's pure fiction!!!!!!!

For a while now, self proclaimed nigerian "king of rap" has been of my radar,

, i haven't heard any news about him 4 almost 2yrs now,

I was wandering if anyone in the house knows whats up with d JAGA JAGA master!!!!!

This is simply hilarious

Niggy! u've really made this thread 'd Bomb'

I've been struggling, for months now, to figure out how to connect my starcomms usb modem to my linux m/c for browsing at home

RSVP , thanx

hello mimoh_mi ,

HOW WERE U ABLE TO GET YOUR INTERNET CONNECTION UP USING UR CDMA PHONE, i'm currently stuck!!!

need ur help fast

thanx!!

what part of rivers state r u talking about?? talk wetin u sabi
no be dem say, no part of PH enjoys 24/7 electricity, I stand to be corrected

generator merchants are not about to close shop in naija any time soon

, 24 hr electricity ke!

R.I.P. to our beloved English Language!!!!!!!!