So you are complaining your boyfriend broke up with you two weeks ago, and he is now Engaged?
Well, Congratulations my sister, at least you made it to semi-final.

Sometimes, heartbreak means receiving your call-up letter and seeing everything you didn't expect. Let's assume you wanted to serve in Lagos, but they gave you Gombe instead.
1. It's a lie. This is not my call-up letter!
The letter has your name and course of study on it, but never!. You cannot claim it. In fact, you're so sure that you start scrolling through the call-up list to check for the other person bearing your name and surname.
Surprise surprise. You are the only person with that name and surname on the entire list. No one else. All the questions start flooding your mind and you immediately kick into the next gear.
2. WHAT THE HELL?!
Remember when your uncles and aunties collected your call up number? They said they'd help you get posted to the state you wanted because their friend in NYSC works with the person who wakes the Governor up every morning.
You dial them to ask how far, but they just give you response like,
But you didn’t depend on them 100%. After all, the bicycle they promised you since primary school hasn’t even come through.
So you made arrangements with one sure runs guy. He must have an explanation.
But you dial that one’s number and all you hear is "the number you have dialled is switched off".
3. Oh Lord, why me?
At this stage, you know you have entered one chance, so you just let the emotions take over completely.
You start thinking of all the stories you heard of Corpers going missing, or even rumours of villagers eating Corpers that have too much shakara.
4. This is the self-blame phase.
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You start thinking about all the things you did and didn’t do. You start wondering maybe it didn’t click because the money you gave your runs guy wasn’t mint. Or whether you didn’t scream enough when you were praying about it. But last last,
5. God punish them!
The runs guy for jonzing you. The Government for refusing to scrap NYSC, and everything or everyone you think is responsible for your predicament. Minus yourself of course.
6. I don’t give a damn anymore!
At this point, you stop caring. You don’t care about what anyone has to say, you don’t care about NYSC, about what your family is going to say, or anybody at all. You’re just going to leave everything, go ahead and create a new app and become a billionaire.
Then it strikes you, all the people that have invented important things in the last 100 years had light. But you are still struggling with NEPA.
Hay God!
7. The “God dey” moment has come.
This is when your shoulder drops on this matter, never to rise again.
You now start calling to look for all the people who got posted to that state you hate so much.
And when people start to tease you about it, you just tell them “Na small thing, it didn’t even bother me at all”.
It’s just camp, you tell yourself. Just camp.
Then it dawns on you that the next one year of your life might happen very slowly in a village that might not even have Internet.

2016 Batch B Orientation The NYSC 2016 Batch B Orientation Course commences on 24th November, 2016.

Gentlemen Corps members, right from OCTOBER, 2016 all serving Corps members in the North-West Zone of Nigeria will now use biometric verification for their monthly clearance. Your FINGERPRINT is now your pass to mark your monthly attendance. We're working around the clock towards Ensuring Accountability of Corps Members & Activities in LGAs using Information Technology. Tell a friend to tell a friend, No more ghost corpers.

jamislaw:
Kano State

yes kano are not paying. I am currently serving in kano.

MDsambo:
7. Kano state 4000

23. Kano state 10,000



DAFUQ

kano are not paying anything. I am serving in kano nw

I got mine since Wednesday. I am serving in Gombe state and my bank is ecobank

BREAKING NEWS:2016 BATCH A (STREAM 11) ORIENTATION TO COMMENCE MONDAY.
The Management of the National Youth Service Corps wishes to inform all prospective Corps members that the President, Commander-in-chief of the Federal Republic of Nigeria, President Muhammadu Buhari has approved and released funds to the Scheme to hold its planned Orientation course.
Consequently, Management of the Scheme has scheduled the 2016 Batch A Stream 11 Orientation course to commence from MONDAY 13th JUNE to WEDNESDAY 29th JUNE 2016 Nationwide.
Prospective Corps members are expected to log on to the NYSC Portal to commence printing of their Call-up letters from TUESDAY, 7th JUNE 2016 by 12noon as the earlier printed Call-up letters are now invalid. While those who did not subscribe for online printing should start collection of Call-up letters from THURSDAY 9th JUNE from their various institutions of graduation.
Management also wishes to thank all stakeholders in exercising patience for this new date and wishes all prospective Corps members a hitch free orientation exercise.
SIGNED
Management

#IMPORTANT UPDATE

Please be informed that you can now apply for correction of name (If your name was previously misspelled or incorrectly ordered) on the NYSC portal.
To change the name:
*Login to the NYSC portal http://portal.nysc.org.ng/nysc1
*On you dashboard click "apply for Name Correction"
*On the dialog window, input the correct details (First name, middle name and surname) and click place request.
The request will go through the proper channels of approvals at NYSC and the name should be corrected in due time.

The National Youth Service Corps » , NYSC, has officially launched its Nigerian Students and Youth Corpers’ Discount cards (NS&YCDC) in Abuja this past weekend.
During the event, Speaker of the House of Representatives, Yakubu Dogara , who attended as a special guest of honour, said the development was cause for celebration.
Consultant to the project, Hon. Bimbo Daramola said:
“The attendance should not be a surprise because with 350,000 partners on board even before the launch, our youths should naturally be excited. The implication being that with this huge partnership at inception with more to follow, the Nigerian youth knows that everywhere he turns for goods and services, there are discount cards available to be enjoyed. They won’t only save some money, they will also be able to get more for the little they have. "
Daramola also assured Nigerians that in two years, the discount cards will have served the 23 million Nigerian youths well.
He added that the initiative was in sync with one of the core programme on his eight point agenda.
“This card is addressing the welfare issue and that is why he is very optimistic that it will add value to the corpers’ lives. Corpers » should be warned not to abuse it by embarking on unnecessary travels because of discount they will get. We all know the situation of our roads, so please don’t abuse it especially on travel ,” he said.
The event was attended by guests from all walks of life including the academia, top government functionaries, diplomat corps, public servants, student bodies and politicians.




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http://www.nysc.gov.ng/news-and_events/change-of-camp.php
The 2016 Batch 'A' Orientation Course is scheduled to hold as follows:
1.Stream I
i.Commencement ----- Wednesday 27th April, 2016
ii.Swearing-In ---------- Friday 29th April, 2016
iii.Close of Camp ------- Friday 13th May, 2016
2. Stream II
i.Commencement ------ Saturday 21st May, 2016
ii.Swearing-In ----------- Monday 23rd May, 2016
iii.Close of Camp -------- Monday 6th June, 2016
We can only assume this is official from NYSC, until stated otherwise.
Also a quick reminder
From the previous information we got from NYSC officials it was stated that there will Three(3) batches (A,B,C) hopefully this year as the reason for Two(2) batches last year was due to the country's elections, Please understand that we haven't gotten any information stating otherwise. Be inform that NYSC is yet to fix any date for the remaining batches this year

Sparrow13:
Allah ya jikan musulma

Ameen

carinmom:
Innalillahi wa inna ilayhi raji'un. May Allah Almighty forgive her sins.

Ameen

The death has occurred of Hajiya Fadimatu Umaru Ganduje by 7am today, Friday, in Kano.
Aged 95, the deseased is survived by six children among whom are Alhaji Sama'ila Umar, the Madaki of Ganduje, Dr. Abdullahi Umar Ganduje, the Gov. of Kano State and Alhaji Hussaini Umar Ganduje, the Executive Secretary of Kano State Teachers Board among others.
She will be buried at Ganduje town by 2.00pm after Friday prayers. May the Al-Jannatul Firdausi be her final abode.
ANNOUNCER:
-----------------
Alhaji Sama'ila Umar,
Madakin Ganduje
4/2/2016

* The fat kid was always the goalkeeper; * The owner of the ball decides who plays; * Penalties are awarded only if injured player curses a lot; * The match only ends when everyone gets tired; * No matter how many goals you score, the winner will be determined by the last team to score. * No referee and linesmen. You could run with the ball even behind the goal post; * If you don't participate in repairing the ball, you were given a match ban; * If you are picked last, you are a loser; * The guy who's never picked was to fetch the ball from the tree, when it got stuck, under the car or inside the gutter; * When the owner of the ball gets angry, game over! * You were allowed to change goalkeeper, in case of penalty. * The most skillful player, gets automatic selection.

I upgraded to windows 10, bt I cnt connect my z30 hotspot bt wen am using windows 8.1 I used to connect it successful. pls did u hv any solution to dt?

Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah Alhamdulillah. I successfully graduated with an upper credit. NYSC loading Nov..........confirm instead Allah.

Barka da Sallah to the entire Muslim Ummah. May Allah Accept our Ibadah n forgive our sins. May HE continue to protect guide the Ummah always.

A drama played out at the Freedom Radio Kano on
Wednesday when hundreds of teenagers besieged the
station to marry a lady who promised to give a car and
house to anybody who marries her.
The 22-year-old girl, Zainab Abdulmalik had on 'Inda Ranka',
a popular programme of the radio station on Wednesday
disclosed her intention to give the items to anybody who
marries her.
Our correspondent reports that from across the state young
boys thronged the radio station at the Sharada industrial
layout area of the state wearing their best attires.
The girl had requested that all interested young boys who
are between the ages of 17 and 25 should assemble at the
radio station for screening on Wednesday morning.
When our correspondent went to the radio station around
11.am, hundreds of youths were seen slugging it out with
security men of the radio station. While waiting at the
entrance of the station, the boys were seen running after all
female visitors, asking them whether they are Zainab.
The number of interested persons who were mainly
teenagers kept swelling until the lady arrived around 1.pm.
When she arrived, they all pounced on her expressing their
love to her. She was ferried away by security operatives
when the boys swooped on her.
Speaking to our correspondent, one of the boys, Haruna
Usman said he was interested in the lady because of the
offer.
“You know it is not un-Islamic to marry a lady because of
her wealth or knowledge, so I’m here because of the offer. I
have been longing to marry for long but my financial status
has been weighing me down. Nobody will get this
opportunity that will not grab it,” he said.
For his part, Mohammed Mustapha (25) said he decided to
offer himself to her because of the way she was treated by
her ex-boyfriend.
“I’m not a poor man because my business capital is over
N1million but I came to marry because she was jilted by her
lover. If she agrees to marry me, I promise you she will not
regret it,” he said.
In an interview with our correspondent, the girl who hailed
from Osun state said she decided to offer the items because
she was betrayed by her longtime boyfriend.
“I’m a trader at the singer market and I invested about
N5million on my lover but he jilted me after all I have done
for him. It is against this that I went to the radio station to
offer these items to anybody who is willing to marry me. I’m
single and I have never married before,” she said.

http://dailytrust.com.ng/daily/index.php/news-
menu/news/57480-lady-attracts-hundred-of-suitors-with-ca
r-cash-offer

Former Governor of Adamawa State, Admiral Murtal Nyako
(retd.), is returning to Nigeria today(Saturday).
Nyako is coming from London and his flight, Lufthansa
Airline, is expected to land in Abuja this evening.
One of his political aides, who spoke with our correspondent
on condition of anonymity, said Nyako decided to return
following the installation of Muhammadu Buhari as the
President.
Nyako left the country hurriedly following his impeachment
from office by the state lawmakers.
His impeachment, which he is still contesting in court, came
as a result of the disagreement he had with former
President Goodluck Jonathan.
The former naval officer had accused the then President of
having hands in Boko Haram.
He also wrote a lengthy letter to the former President,
accusing him of being anti-people.
Nyako was among the five governors that defected from the
Peoples Democratic Party to the All Progressives
Congress.
The former governor was declared wanted by the Economic
and Financial Crime Commission over allegations of
financial crimes.
Details later. www.punchng.com/news/nyako-returns-to-nigeria-saturday/

Dis is an old picture. if u look critically behind Tanko Almakura is Murtala Nyako, who is not a governor any more. And beside he is not in the country.

The Chief Imam of the National
Mosque, Abuja, Ustaz Musa
Mohammed, is dead.
Sheikh Mohammed died Saturday
evening at the National Hospital
Abuja where he was receiving
treatment for an undisclosed
ailment.
An official of the National Mosque
committee, Abubakar Siddique,
who confirmed the death to
PREMIUM TIMES, said funeral
prayers for the Imam would be
held at the National Mosque on
Sunday by 10am.
www.premiumtimesng.com/news/top-news/182358-breaking-chief-imam-of-national-mosque-abuja-is-dead.html

dailytrust.com.ng/weekly/index.php/nigeriavotes/92-kaduna/20080-kaduna-yero-concedes-congratulates-el-rufa-i

Be truthful: if PDP starts sharing Umbrella, APC share broom, APGA share chicken who will u vote for?

Throngs of mourners gathered
in Mecca early Friday just hours
after Saudi Arabia’s King
Abdullah bin Abdulaziz al Saud
died. He was 90.
Prince Salman bin Abdulaziz
was appointed as the new king,
state television reported.​
The announcement of
Abdullah’s death comes several
weeks after the state-run Saudi Press Agency said he was
suffering from pneumonia and had been admitted to the
hospital.
Services will be held Friday afternoon at the Imam Turki Bin
Abdullah Grand Mosque in Riyadh, and many world leaders
are likely to pay their respects.
Jordan’s King Abdullah cut short his visit to Davos, and is
heading to Riyadh, according to a Jordanian government
source.
“King Abdullah’s life spanned from before the birth of
modern Saudi Arabia through its emergence as a critical
force within the global economy and a leader among Arab
and Islamic nations,” U.S. President Barack Obama said in a
statement.
“As our countries worked together to confront many
challenges, I always valued King Abdullah’s perspective and
appreciated our genuine and warm friendship. As a leader,
he was always candid and had the courage of his
convictions.”

A GEJ fan asked any one who doesn't like GEJ's govt to go and hug a transformer, I gladly went looking for one. After 20 minutes walk, I saw one 33KVA transformer worthy of hugging. With a smile, I hugged it. The hug lasted for 17 hours. Now here I am on NAIRALAND (after I used a generator to charge my phone). I no gree die (cos light no gree come d transformer, as expected. Nigeria sai Buhari

The state should copy what kano state govt did, by finding, screening, sponsoring the marriage!!The state should copy what kano state govt did, by finding, screening, sponsoring the marriage!!The state should copy what kano state govt did, by finding, screening, sponsoring the marriage!!

ow can i do dt online, pls?

how can i send message with an unknown number?