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Politics / Re: Imo Hoodlums Attack School, Stop Students From Taking WASSCE by Babanl(m): 12:23pm On Sep 14
shocked shocked shocked
Politics / Re: Auxilliary Fingered As PMS Boys Attack Shop Owners, Two Dead, Many Injured, Shop by Babanl(m): 6:18pm On Jun 17
Osillary boys again
Politics / Re: PDP SW Congress: Fayose Escapes Attack As Over 150 Armed Thugs Invade Hotel by Babanl(m): 4:28pm On Apr 12


Well they have been terrorizing oyo state under seyi makinde nose

look at this video. so shameful, thuggery in broad day light. OYO PDP and Hooliganism are like Timo Werner and Clean sheet.

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Politics / Re: PDP SW Congress: Fayose Escapes Attack As Over 150 Armed Thugs Invade Hotel by Babanl(m): 4:13pm On Apr 12
PDP and thuggery, not surprised..

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Politics / PDP SW Congress: Fayose Escapes Attack As Over 150 Armed Thugs Invade Hotel by Babanl(m): 4:12pm On Apr 12
As delegates from Oyo State are being accredited for the Peoples Democratic Party ( PDP) Congress, armed men numbering more than 150 have invaded the hotel where former Governor of Ekiti State, Ayodele Fayose was lodged. The Hotel, located in Okefia Government Reserved Area (GRA) was invaded by arms wielding thugs in more than 10 buses, suspected to be members of the National Union of Road Transport Workers (NURTW) in Oyo State

The thugs were also said to be barricading the entrance to be congress venue with a view to preventing other delegates apart from those from Oyo state from gaining access. “Except for the intervention of some security operatives, it would have been a different story. “Hon Ladi Adebutu, the leader of Ogun State delegates has also raised the alarm that his hotel is under siege by thugs,” Fayose’s aide, Lere Olayinka said


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Religion / Re: Once Saved, Forever Saved by Babanl(m): 10:57pm On Dec 26, 2020
How about James 2:19-26 How about James 2:19-26
Religion / Re: Once Saved, Forever Saved by Babanl(m): 9:15am On Dec 24, 2020
Politics / Re: Video Of Man In Oyo Who Called Oyo #endsars Protesters “ogbanje Youths” by Babanl(m): 8:55am On Dec 16, 2020
The lady in that video really lacks home training.

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Politics / Re: INEC Arraigns Professor For Declaring False Election Results In A/ibom by Babanl(m): 9:32am On Dec 10, 2020
And that professor is a member of ASUU ooo. How will Federal government respect them?
A lot of them are just hypocrite.
Politics / Re: Any Person With Intent To Protest Will Be Dealt With― Cross River Police by Babanl(m): 7:00am On Dec 08, 2020
Good move by the police.

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Politics / Re: LagosByeElections: Where Are The Soro Soke Generation. by Babanl(m): 10:15pm On Dec 05, 2020
Why are they extremely quiet this night ??

where are their canvassers, why is Rinu, MrMacaroni and Sowore not talking.

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Politics / Re: LagosByeElections: Where Are The Soro Soke Generation. by Babanl(m): 10:01pm On Dec 05, 2020
what is going on? Where Femi falana, Falz and co.


Politics / Re: LagosByeElections: Where Are The Soro Soke Generation. by Babanl(m): 9:24pm On Dec 05, 2020
i thought they said APC and Tinubu's dynasty is finished in lagos?
kilonshele?? what's happening.

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Politics / LagosByeElections: Where Are The Soro Soke Generation. by Babanl(m): 9:12pm On Dec 05, 2020
Why is APC beating PDP mercilessly in Lagos, where are the Soro Soke protester

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Politics / Re: FG Petitions CNN Over Lekki Shootings Report by Babanl(m): 9:17am On Nov 24, 2020
Leki lies still dey on...booommm Gowon stole half of central bank don land... grin
Politics / Re: Amaechi: Nigerians Who Damaged Public Property Must Be Punished by Babanl(m): 9:06pm On Nov 22, 2020
I also agree, so that the kind of breakdown will not happen again.

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Politics / Re: I Want To Join Buhari Media Crew(bmc) by Babanl(m): 4:50pm On Nov 22, 2020
Education / Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Babanl(m): 9:25pm On May 22, 2015
Pls, do funaab accept olevel agric instead of bioogy
Education / Re: Federal University Of Agriculture, Abeokuta(FUNAAB) 2014/2015 Admissions by Babanl(m): 4:23pm On May 21, 2015
Watch rapture skit on youtube


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Produced and directed by fellow funaabites
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Politics / Man’s Sperm Wakes The Dead by Babanl(m): 10:24am On Oct 17, 2014
This happened at the UCH mortuary, Ibadan, Oyo
state. A morgue attendant by the name Seun
popularly called “Opelenge” has been branded ‘the
new miracle worker’ after his sperm brought to life
a lady that has been dead for a week.
According to his confession, it was 11pm on a
Tuesday night, and he was the only one on duty so
as usual, he went to check on the body of the dead
to see they were tamper free.
While doing his usual check, he saw this beautiful
woman with massive firm boobs whose body is still
fresh, in his words he said “I have never had a
stronger erection that the one I had that day,
Rukayat sef no reach do am”, so he couldn’t help
but press the boobs and w**k to it.
After minutes of masturbating, he ejaculated on the
woman and behold the woman woke up. The
scared man ran away for his life but after some
minutes, he came back and saw the woman eating
his food, the woman had no clue where she had
been and appeared not to be threatening.
The man had no choice but to report himself to the
authorities, however, the family of the lady said they
won’t press charges. When FNN spoke to the lady,
she said “Sperm-man is my hero, I’d love him to
bring me to life more often”, if you know what she

Romance / Girl Sleeps With Landlord’s Son For Free Wifi by Babanl(m): 9:32am On Oct 17, 2014
A letter from an FNN reader claims that her
landlord’s son is exploiting her for sex all becasue
she needs free wifi.
She said ” we moved in not long ago at maryland,
its a very nice place…the network in my house is
very terrible and i am an internet freak…if i dont
have access to social media sites i would die.
So i discovered our landlord had a very fast internet
and i went on to ask him nicely..he gave me the
password. It was one of the best weekends of my
life ..i’m sure i used close to 10gb for free.but i
never knew he had other plans.”“i came back home the monday after the awesome
weekend and i discovered the password to the wifi
was changed .. I summoned courage to ask why it
was changed and also for the new one …to my
surprise my landlord’s son told me if i wanted the
password i should give him a Mouth Action. I thought
about it just a Mouth Action and i get free wifi..it
sounded cool and i gave him the Mouth Action of his life
because I enjoyed my weekend, he then allowed me
use close to 20 gb after that day.
Tables have turned now..its no longer blow jobs, i
now have sex with my landlord’s son just to get
free wifi..the sex is great and also is the wifi…but
how do i put an end to this addiction?
i would be reading all comments on this post and
please no insults, we ‘re all not that innocent.”

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Politics / Revealed: Apc Behind Stephen Keshi’s Sack by Babanl(m): 9:22am On Oct 17, 2014
As most of us must have heard, The Nigerian
Football Federation(NFF) has relieved head coach
of the Nigerian National Team(Super Eagles),
Stephen Keshi of his duties. Like with similar
events, sacks and appointments in the country, this
was certainly with some amount of politicking with
2015 in mind.
Exclusive reports made available to FNN through
exhaustive investigations revealed that accusing
fingers are ones again pointing to the main
opposition political party in Nigeria, the All
Progressive Congress (APC), whom has vouched to
relinquish power from the ruling Peoples
Democratic Party (PDP).
contrary to the widespread believe that Keshi was
sacked due to the recent poor performance of the
super eagles, We were made to understand that top
notch leaders of APC and loyalists to some of the
echelons of the party moved swiftly to effect his
sack when they noticed that Keshi might have slyed
them and decided to improve the performance of the
team and make the Country qualify for the
forthcoming African Nations Cup in Morocco, which
was evident from the super Eagles latest 3-1 win
over Sudan in the quest to seek qualification.
As absurd as this might sound to some whom are
not familiar with Nigerian politics, it is note worthy
that the APC planned on using the failure of the
Super Eagles to qualify for the Continent’s Apex
soccer event to campaign as one of the reasons for
Nigerians not to vote for the President Jonathan led
Transformation Agenda of the PDP come 2015
general elections.
This has answered the bewildering question asked
by FNN readers and soccer fans in Nigeria, which is
simply why wasn’t Keshi sacked when Nigeria lost
to Congo, when they drew in South Africa, when
they lost to Sudan but was sacked few hours after
they won the second tie in Abuja; the super Eagles
first win in seven matches. Hence, we wait to see
how the new caretaker Coach Amodu Shaibu will be
able to carry out the said APC agenda.
Politics / Re: Akala Fell During The PDP Rally by Babanl(m): 6:56pm On Oct 13, 2014
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lawd have messi
Politics / Re: Fire Burning Seriously At Molete Ibadan. TERRIBLE by Babanl(m): 1:33pm On Oct 13, 2014

Education / Re: What Was Your 1st Jamb Score? by Babanl(m): 6:46pm On Oct 09, 2014

in 2011
Celebrities / Re: Linda Ikeji Launches New Website ( Official ) by Babanl(m): 2:09pm On Oct 09, 2014

Education / Re: It Makes You Think. Fast Thinkers Only by Babanl(m): 12:32am On Oct 09, 2014
Crime / Re: Dangote’s Truck Used For Crude Oil Theft In Bayelsa by Babanl(m): 10:49am On Dec 03, 2013
I created this topic first,but mine did not make FP embarassed embarassed embarassed lipsrsealed embarassed embarassed angry
Politics / Dangote Truck Used For Crude Oil Thieft In Bayelsa by Babanl(m): 8:48pm On Dec 02, 2013
A Dangote Flour truck carrying illegally bunkered
diesel has been intercepted in Bayelsa by men of
Operation Doo-Akpor outfit, a special Police
security outfit that is funded by the State
The interception was the outcome of a random
search of trucks leaving Yenagoa, undertaken by
the Doo-Akpor group.
Men of Operation Doo-Akpor intercepted a
Dangote truck with registration number YKS 190
KA Jigawa, (ICT-5E-034) along the Ox Bow Lake
road of the Bayelsa State capital.
The 50ft wide Dangote truck was loaded with
what looks like flour from a distance, but upon
investigation it was discovered that each bag of
the supposed Golden Penny Flour was in fact
loaded with over 50 litres of illegally bunkered
diesel products.
Further investigation revealed that the truck was
loaded with over 75 bags of the illegally
bunkered diesel products.
Efforts to get the men of Operation Doo-Akpor
security outfit to speak on Channels Television
camera was futile, as they refused to speak on
The driver of the truck absconded leaving his
conductor and another passenger.

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