With 100 pounds u dey okay for a month...
Very very okay sef...

The write up just dey funny me...
Who need casual sez for Southampton (ladies only) DM me...
This cold is flenty

me sef don cry my own last night...
Like OLAMIDE SAID..
To be a man no easy ooo...
Mo Kira fun daddy mi...
Las Las NA GOD ONLY

Bluezy13:
Hmmm...

Sounds like his guest brought home and OH.LOW.SHOW...
and the transaction went wrong...

nlfpmod:
Not because I couldn't afford rents, but I had loan obligations to settle then,
Credit: Chukwuebuka Abazu

Still Means you couldn't afford it then bro...

It's an expression of personal freedom...

MY BROTHER...
Please kindly LINK ME UP WITH
YOUR DEALER ...?
YOUR PLUG SURE GAN OO

saphiere:
Why do men sleep with their house helps?

Because they are in the HOUSE to HELP ...

After burial...?
Okay sirs

I remember FAPPING 20 NAIRA FROM MY MUMS PURSE IN 1995...
one 10 NAIRA NOTE AND two 5 NAIRA NOTES...
I went to mallams place to buy 15 NAIRA WAFERS... THE BIG ONE NOT NASCO OF 5, 5 NAIRA...
as i siddon beside mallam open wafer say make i begin dey knack am
Na so one auntie FUNMI wey no be my family oo
She wasnt even living close to our BLOCK IN MILE 2 ESTATE..
She lives in about 12 ZONES from us...
but she dey always greet my mama when she dey pass...
Na so AUNTIE FUNMI site me about to munch big wafers beside MALLAM...
She just come meet me ask me where i from see money
I told her my mum gave me...
She say na lie... say if na so why i no carry d WAFER GO HOUSE GO CHOP...
As i want begin argue ...
She just HOLD MY WRIST WITH THE WAFER STILL IN MY HAND....
Na so she drag me go meet my MAMA FOR HOUSE...
THE MEMORIES of that day STILL FRESH FOR MY HEAD...
since that DAY I DON GET PTSD FOR
1. BIG WAFERS
2.MY MAMA PURSE
3. SNACKING BESIDE MALLAM and
4. ANYBODY WITH THE NAME FUNMI...

Its definitely scripted... from the fake punches to the fake wresting... even NGOZI was trying hard not to laugh during d initial interview...

The woman wey dey do the interview dey speak english like who dey USE OKRO CHOP SALAD

They all are beautiful bro...
checK MILTON KEYNES...
Forget the SOUTHAMPTON AND BIRMINGHAM ones...
Beautiful Black girls full Mk6

why would she die after SEX
WHEN I NO BE RITUALIST...

STUPID LUV BY OLAMIDE
IS PLAYING in my HEAD RIGHT NOW

Ikpunnegi01:
Are you dissapointed that the one you borrowed from is not on the list

Sirbruno3000:
Which useless asake, dat guy is demond possessed. It will be from frying pan to fire.

okay
its your PERSONAL OPINION...
u fit express am

...
and person {civillian) like me no fit tell you now say you are BEAUTIFUL...
na slap slap go follow from youR colleagues.

Ayoothniel1:
"This world is not my home, I'm just a passerby "😐😐..if there is a shrink I can talk to, I'm becoming suicidal...

BRO
listen to SUNSHINE by ASAKE

Married woman
Single man friend
Meets in hotel room
Exactly 20 minutes after lodging
Person fit try am with your own Wife ?
Seems we don’t know the meaning of the word
WIFE and MARRIED.
Guess the hotel no get open Bar or Lobby…?
Just wondering….
Did she inform her Husband she would be visiting you..?

finally finally
I HAVE LOST
ALL FORMS OF
ERECTION

Umar Bala, a Personal Assistant to the Area Commander of the narcotic agency National Drug Law Enforcement Agency (NDLEA), Seme Special Command, Lagos, has reportedly raped his colleague and best friend’s fiancée, SaharaReporters has learnt.

A source within the command who revealed the alleged crime to SaharaReporters said that Bala, an Assistant Superintendent of Narcotics, intentionally got his best friend and colleague, simply identified as ‘Peter’s fiancée’, drunk and raped her in his (Bala) house.

The source told SaharaReporters that Bala and Peter are best of friends, coursemates and rank mates in the command and that they always go out together to have drinks and relax whenever they are off duty, sometimes alongside Peter's fiancée.

According to the source, Peter's fiancée doesn't drink alcohol because it dulls her senses and Bala is fully aware of her inability to withstand alcohol.

The source said, “Peter took his annual leave and travelled to Abuja for his annual leave, leaving his fiancée behind. Then on Tuesday, June 6, 2023, Peter's fiancée came to the quarters (where both Peter and Bala live but not in the same house) to clean Peter's room, as usual, to avoid the room being dusty.

“After cleaning the room, she was about to leave when she decided to go to Bala's room to greet him as her fiancé’s best friend. When she entered Bala's room, she met Bala drinking and smoking inside his room.

“After exchanging pleasantries, she wanted to go, then Bala offered her drinks but she told Bala that he knows she doesn't have the brain to take alcohol but Bala told her not to worry. He said she should take it and even if she gets drunk, he would take her to Peter's room to sleep.

“At that point, she felt relaxed and collected the drink from Bala and drank it. Immediately after she finished taking the drink, Bala put on music from MP4 and raised the volume to the highest level and both of them started dancing.

“At this point, she was no longer in her normal sense as the drink Bala gave to her had started to affect her. Bala realised that she was no longer in her right mind due to the alcohol he gave her, then he took advantage of her being drunk and had sex with her.”

The source explained that Peter’s fiancée slept off in Bala's room and woke up at exactly 12:20 am to find herself naked, and when she checked her private parts, she discovered that Bala had had carnal knowledge of her without her consent.

“She immediately took her phone to call Peter but Bala started begging her not to inform anybody about what happened.

“Bala knowing full well that she has a light brain towards alcohol induced her, raped her and above all, betrayed his best friend Peter. These are some of the reasons why you hear of accidental discharge in the military and paramilitary if such things are not properly handled.

“My prayer is that the management of NDLEA should investigate such crime and if found guilty, the officer involved is adequately disciplined to serve as a deterrent to other men in uniform that use their positions to commit such crimes because the matter has been reported to the command but they are trying to cover it up,” the source said.

When SaharaReporters got in touch with the spokesperson for the command, Abdul Maiyaki, he didn’t confirm or deny it.

"I am presently out of the station, but promise to get back to you as soon as possible, thanks," he said.

He had yet to get back at the time of filing this report.

These are some of the reasons why you hear of accidental discharge in the military and paramilitary if such things are not properly handled
Is it only me that saw the above statement??
Or my eye has started scratching me again.