₦airaland Forum

E<R>F:
Philomena, so you are on nairaland?

free2ryhme: Show me in the bible where it was stated you can be gay and be a Christian

una go dey turn bible upside down

Akshow: Which one is Peter which one is Paul?

harlos: then i don't think there is any reason to go on word rampage if u don't depend on medications....
Anyways, welcome and make it one at a time next time

Chanchit: Iyanya is on point, but Rita looks like queen of demons..

crazygod: Did anybody notice her boobies in d second pic aint on the same level

crazygod: Did anybody notice her boobies in d second pic aint on the same level

harlos: Are you new to this thread
Even if u're,this is not good way to start. Pls go fir medical check up

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etenyong: What abt d grave dat was dug & prepared 4 his burial? Maybe d family wil still go ahead to bury him alive.

uj_sizzle: So we all are guilty of telling 'white' lies once in a while. The reasons could vary from wanting to save our relationships, ease a hectic situation, buy us time or well...just for the sake of lying
Some think little lies or just ommission of the truth makes the world a better place...religionists may beg to differ though
Here's my list of famous lies, you feel free to add yours too(preferably those you're guilty of )

I lost my phone n my contacts along with it(ok that beats saying he ain't important enough to be called )

She's just a friend.

I'm on my period (Ladies!!!)

I'll never hurt you (you be Jesus)

It wasn’t me!(Because some things just aren’t worth taking credit for)

Oh, yeah, that makes sense.(Because option B involves admitting that I am clueless )

I love you too

Sorry i didn't answer,my phone was on vibrate

I’m 21, 6’5, with a muscular build(nairaland dudes)

Don't be silly, you're not in the slightest bit fat

Your the most beautiful girl in the world (Really? You've seen 'em all )

I've never even thought about him in that way.....hehe ladies

Wonderchild: I'm in Abuja now meanwhile I'm in Lagos.

Yungwizzzy: I seen this movie ini edo played the girl

Afam4eva: Is that not Samuel L Jackson by the right?

Afam4eva: Is that not Samuel L Jackson by the right?

spongeback: If I enter a church and I see this type of "pastor" on the altar I will just moonwalk out.