₦airaland Forum

jeromestarks:
Something is happening to DPOs in Nigeria.
Na so gunmen kidnap one for plateau.

Anyways, a man who is married to a woman who has been fvcked and mounted by many men will sit in his car for over 2hours every night when he returns from work before entering his house.

His mind will never be at rest.

Don't be fooled.
A woman you did not disvirgin will forever compare you with the first man who fvcked her and this will make her frustrate you in your own house.

Never marry a non virgin, just fvck her and let others fvck her.

Lolzzzz dis guy I too like you!

Komu1048:
Please direct your anger somewhere else, I’m not ur prey. I only supported what I noticed. Miss 200k bribe

And I too fully supported what I noticed. Mr Poverty Labourer

Komu1048:
She’s right u looked pale n skinny, u can’t part away with something close, your type can only bribe with 500 naira at most.

Even ur type is forming smtin online


Dey play

People dey discuss, this clown in rags put mouth.
Quit drugs.
Get your head outta yo anus.
Try to become a better labourer toilet washer.
You're not as hopeless as you seem.

Sweetplum:
You. Wonders shall never cease.

I'm sha curious; why did you think I'm a dude?

Sweetplum:
Point of correction. You are responding a lady.

Who did you think you were responding to when you called me "SAPAheaded boy"??
Abi you can't imagine a lady like you affording 200k for passport?

Sweetplum:
SAPAheaded boy how are you?
I don't blv you collected passport N200K. It's a waste of money and aiding of corruption.

See dis guy calling me boy sha...
Anyways, ah dey ooh
Wasn't waste of money to me. Change of name from older passport issued a year earlier, plus express service where my brand new passport was out in 3 days? Oh my oh my that was a sweeeeet deal to me.
So your corruption allegations are accepted with pride. We do what we gotta do to get by in this country jungle.

Sweetplum:
There was a quote on Nigeria that said we should give chance to a son of nobody. That he/she should be judge by his own life alone and not from where he/she came from
If Tinubu should stand on that, he's eligible to contest.

It's funny that you can almost sound sensible like this.
It was initially hard to imagine you're worth any conversation after assuming that me you're "seeing like this cannot afford 200k passport."
Just imagine...

LILTJAY:
they have done it again

The owner of this head isn't smiling right now.
You're going to make this a meme forreal!
Haa wahala dey ooh

Sweetplum:
You that am looking at can't afford passport of N200K. And if what you said is true, you are part of the corruption in Nigeria cos you just bribed NIS officers.

Yes! Yes ooh. I am part and parcel of it. Bite me.
I'll simply ignore your deluded assessment of what I can afford.

Sweetplum:
Fulani language

Ahh yea ok

Crypto
Western Union
Moneygram

Sweetplum:
You ll be banned if you are a troll or always provoke others to abuse

There are thousands of trolls here as well as abuse oriented clowns here, and nobody bans them just because.
Take for which instance, abeg, wetin be fulfude?

I guess that's what you get when you wanted the best of both worlds, to eat your cake and have it.

You wanted to save money. You paid the price for the savings.

I did legal change of name and wanted a new passport. Called the contact at NIS Abuja, wired him the info and 200k. He gave me appointment for capturing. When I arrived, he took me straight to the spot and, though someone else was being captured, I waited in a well air-conditioned room for no more than 5-7mins. I didn't even jam face with all the other citizens waiting and sweating in the general waiting room. Captured afterward and still made it back in time to the restaurant where I had ordered lunch and my food was served just as I arrived.

Money answereth all things, dear.

Streetmovement:
Wotoporiously speaking

Only been banned for an hour just for knowing too much, them MODS don't like it if you're intelligent cuz they lack brain, all this Hausa and fulaninMODS sha.

Watch n see they might just ban me for another 24 hours, if you don't see me here soon just know have been banned.

God help me

Yes, I can understand you. They have a reputation for irrationality and hot temper

BrainBucksNG:
Hmmm if I talk true na implication be dat

You've even said enough hahaa

Are you trying to find out if Tiwa Savage still has a bright future?

Just ban me

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