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May The Gentle Soul, Rest Well In Christ Jesus

soul wey dey drink dry gin gentle?

Hezzyluv:
The pains that cones with one's phone being stolen "no be here.

If your phone was ever stolen, you will like the way they flog this guy.

God ibeg, make person phone no lost for this harsh economy.

I swear to God the day my phone got stolen I nearly craze am even annoyed why the werey still get energy to stand them suppose beat am wey be say e go nearly paralyze

Dilijingsly:
I just want to know my girl doesn't like it and I don't want to cum inside her..

egungun be careful

maivd:
Money rituals in the east is as real as night and day. Most shops and businesses you see are just fronts,if you doubt me ask Evans the kidnapper.

illiterate naim you be

Very possible 🤣 if rigging is still a word

allen113:
Nawa for this company ooh, so because they wanted to promote their product they created different moniker all within October and November to comment good things about the company

Most of the comment above are from the same person don't take them serious.

you mumu oo

DeeScan:
He has all these money and he did not marry .


I'm following suit on this lifestyle.. I don't care how much I have, I'm never getting married.

I'd rather pay child support than be bankrolling another adult ...


If I want to do my laundries and cook plus any of that domestic stuff.. I can have any of the baby mama come over and do them.. cool right!! ..

Fvck marriage ..

Elon wise nah, he knows if he married them and one little argument comes up his property divided into two that max cash out 😆

Tochi3:


..Go call Your fada mumu..?

..Clownish.

See as your fada dey mumu on top public forum all those stupid men wey be say nah only to fvck them know instead of protection nah wetin e dey cause be this.

Tochi3:

your mumu nah top notch

Thundafireseun:
Nothing anybody go tell me…This are all ex bankers …meanwhile name checkers are disappointed

WAZOBIA was well represented 😄😆

Wazobia wasn't represented bro

Hope she has stopped using Love Machine as alleged by her ex

2RightHands1Coc:
Hmmm wetin my eyes see for one stupid estate for Egbeda just because I moved in soft and different

Pain pain pain

I would like to know more

pansophist:
The two ladies are patting themselves on their back by saying they cant date you and your uncle. The idea that every man walking out there wants to date them.

Fish brains

Have noticed something lately the werey girl was actually crushing on me nhi oo and she has her bf. I go open another thread for that one 🤣🤣🤣

2RightHands1Coc:
Hmmm wetin my eyes see for one stupid estate for Egbeda just because I moved in soft and different

Pain pain pain

like FR some Nigerians can be pathetic

Starboytwo:
Na around 2016 I look uche face last.

Now nothing consign life. I do my thing.

I dress my dress. I baff up. I smoke Cana.

On Sunday I was chilling in the hood, and I saw them doing a party across. I was with a little nigga and I asked one of the caterers for food (in a playful manner) she responded negatively.

The Lil nigga was angry and he asked us to leave here, I asked why, he said he don't like the way the girl is looking at us since I asked for food.

Mtcheew. Wetin consine me with her look? I told him. If Davido come here now, she go look abi she nor go look? He answered, she go look.

IF wizzy come here, she go look abi she no go look? He said, she go look.

So why you con dey "4" say she dey look you 🤷

Infact, na when dem dey look you gangan na then you suppose carry shoulder, straighten up, make dem look well well.

Kilo Kan Boss.

🙂

Therock5555:
Haaaaaaa why God no create my clones full this life, People for don tire to gossip.

As long as the person isn't clothing, feeding or give you a dime, why the hell should you bother about what they say about you?

If there's anything you can learn From our useless politicians, learn the act of not giving a damn.

They'll loot the national Treasury for ages and we the citizens would lament and complain and lay curses on them till eternity, still they keep up their lifestyles while their abusers write books of lamentation.


Wetin them never call me, snob, childish, arrogant, pompous, wicked guy, woman wrapper, yahoo boy, criminal bla bla bla


Still my height never reduce even 1cm so why should I care?

No gree for anybody, return back every negative energy. Don't greet any supposed hater, infact treat them like they don't exist, if their pikin loose guard near you, tear them hot knock.

Cook sweet smelling rice, disturb the whole compound, no answer anybody wey drop better comment cause them wan partake, na only water wey you use wash pot nai you go come pour outside.


My former house has rows of shops in front where tailor and saloon dey, naso them go siddon for under mango tree dey look Any and every body, just dey gossip like idiots.


When I packed in newly, I'll make sure I bought everything I needed so I won't have to come outside again cause those people go talk your matter tire, but then I was like Bleep it, they are not aiding me in anyway so why should i care what they think.

Naso I turn tables, begin dey torment them like werey, I've got wicked dead eyes that very few people can stand looking directly into, so when ever I'm coming home, I start looking at all of them gossiping under the tree, once they sight me and try to look, they'll find me looking at them instead, naso them go trowey face but me no dey trowey face, till I enter house naso I go dey look them like TV, worse part, I no dey greet neither will I answer any greeting also.

I no dey laugh with any area girl sef, all my bannies are imported, na even for their front I go dey arrange the girl zip after we don waya waya tire.

Them tire for my matter die, it's funny that despite the fact that in my 2 years there, I barely spoke to more than 5 people there, I still became one of the most popular niqqa in that area cause everybody wanted to really know who this mad niqqa is but I was too busy chasing that bag to even give a Bleep about whether People give a Bleep about me.


Know this and know peace, the average Nigerian wants to bring down their neighbors to feel superior, live your life the way you want, you're not answerable to anybody, you're only answerable to your maker, know this and know peace....



purples25 your comment really triggered me a lot.

Madam do what you want and not what people want from you and you'll have your peace of mind.

Anybody that is not impressed should hug transformer and DIE.....

You be giran oo 🤣

The guy nah good simp

Squirrel1:
Walahi Christianity na delusional religion ☯️

on my way to dress up as $3million dollars

Kaido:
Where I live currently, I never knew that the landlord, his wife & children were gossiping about me. When a good Samaritan leaked the info to me, I was so happy. I had to withdraw the greetings, upgraded my lifestyle a little just to hurt em haters. I noticed they don't come around to ask for little favours. It is good to stay on wicked mode, when living in any hood.

Mou'fvckers in the hood also castigate and hate me. Found out the hate spread from where I lived. Their females want me to fvxk em but unfortunately I don't do hoodrats. Niggaz be hating, hissing whenever they see me. They hate me cuz I am what they ain't. I have never looked down while walking...my head is always up, as I walked like a gangsta from Compton.


Nigga, you don't have to do shit. Just ignore em and live your life.

doing that already

purples25:
Moved in two years ago or so. My first time of living in a neighborhood like that. Me and hubby trying to sit tight until things got better.

I came in right after having my baby and looked like shit with my natural hair. I relaxed the hair next month and it was very long. I also lost weight and started dressing nice. They weren't laughing anymore. I spoke good English. They looked depressed and intimidated. All the girlfriends of drunks in the area, all the market women wearing wrappers around and some even refused to greet me, that is they refused to respond to my greetings. My first few days there I was passing with my baby and attempted to greet a guy, he muttered that I should dey my dey while he dey on his own, with so much malice and contempt.

I made hair after hair. I used a baby carrier, I never really backed my baby. First day I did that, a drunk passed us and set his red eyes on my baby with such a glare that I was wondering what the little child did to him, is it his fault that his mom got something different to carry him with? My child was fair and cute at that point. People said I was fine and my baby was fine, some kids said when they grow up they want to have my style, some people came up to me and praised me. I didn't know the fire I was lighting up under my own ass ...

I saw a lot of things from those people. I was mocked, they sent their kids to ridicule me in the market, their kids on their own started insulting me and my child. Once I couldn't make that hair again it was a great victory for them, the boys from the betting shop close by will actually call their friends to where i am, point at me and laugh. They observed me very closely and mocked me anytime I wasn't able to keep to the former standard of nice dressing and hair, and dressing up my kid. They started loudly complaining that I never allow my child to walk even if he was just a year plus and walked well at home. Some people will even come up to me and tell me to allow the boy to walk. Someone directly told me it's because I use a baby carrier and not what Is common to the neighborhood, which is backing babies with wrapper.

When that mockery with intensity set up on making me an object of ridicule started, even aboki join in o. When the kids were following me with songs and the women and drunks in the area that I never greet were sated, aboki sef start to dey feel important, they will pass and look me up and down slowly, they would laugh. I had ignited so much hatred by suddenly moving in looking nice and being different with my baby.

A woman dropped a fetish substance of boiled eggs and God knows what at my door to scare me or anything else. A line of women sat in the narrow path we cross every day observing me and my son. They didn't stop observing until when after things got bad, my son turned dark in complexion then they stopped their close up mockery and left in smiles.

I cut my long hair to get them off, if that was the thing that made them angry. They didn't stop, they mocked me more. They started saying I looked like a man, some people will loudly comment to my face when their friends point me out. The stupid drunks in the area felt important, the cowards now felt confident that they now swerve when I pass, idiots. Who should be swerving for who. The same drinks that start playing abusive music about cheating wives and saying all sorts of things to make themselves feel ok because I don't greet them, they said I'm old, they said I've given birth, they said I used to sleep with senators and later they said na me go dey look for senators.

I started speaking pidgin because of the hostility and angry claims that I'm just a poor person who was forming, but that changed nothing.

I can't say all but it really affected me, I went down to feeling like nothing. Leaving for a while never stopped them , when I came back they resumed mockery and monitoring. I left again and now it seems they are sated because they have ridiculed me to a point when they can now take their eyes off me and afford not to care.

I now don't dare to do any hair style that the old women in the neighborhood don't do again, nothing flashy. I don't have that self esteem again, I became hard towards my son, I frown whenever I'm out because I wake up every day remembering my 'downfall' in the neighborhood. I don't know if I will regain my former softness or self esteem, right now I'm like whatever. Sometimes I hit my kid In public, I found myself acting just like those women tying wrapper, those old unfashionable women with hairstyles that make them look even older. I decided today that I'll try and mend my relationship with my son because he no longer looks sad when I hit him, he just got home today and started smashing his most loved toy on the wall. That's anger issues starting because of me, so I'll try to heal and fix things with him.

There are many animalistic people and most, not all, people in the hood are of that type. They can't see you shine and not make you miserable.

I'm glad we may be moving out soon.

learnt a lot from this

Baronthecelebri:
Why not report the matter to your uncle, if you see something say something. Foolish man

Don't call me foolish respect yourself

Sucre6:
You be real G, if I was the one, will walk out and don't talk to them, go outside the gate and come back In just to let them know I heard all the rubbish they saying, shame go too catch them. 😂😂

🤣🤣

Uchenna10:
Ur last sentence sef....be like people never gossip u or lie against u b4.

thank you bro, the funny thing is since am mostly indoor I do repeat clothes like two or three times if am going out of course I change wears it just funny how the idiots are saying shit that doesn't concern them

biggy00000:
I would humbly advice you go with FBN.
I am a seasoned operations staff with a few years of service in 2 different intl. banks.
Best wishes in your career. + Always trust but VERIFY

what are the required docs I have my B.sc Second upper

So I apparently stay with my uncle at his flat he's not the type that really stays at home that much cause of his work which I also go to my work every 2weeks cause of my job nature also I stay home for 2 weeks and I work for 2 weeks.
I'm the type of person that once there is electricity and I have my phone with me I mostly stay indoors.
Anytime am outdoor to go somewhere and I see a neighbor I mostly made sure I greet everyone and relate in a good manner with them. I have this young and fine face so most people don't believe am really that old. The way the house is built it like a face me face you but all rooms are built in a room and parlour way with kitchen in them and two toilet at the backyard (Meaning it only the toilet that binds us together). There's are two apartment on each wing, the house has two wing.
On this fateful day I was indoor cause once am indoor most people don't even know am inside cause I hate noise and being lousy. There's this woman which my uncle mostly relates with cause she's still the oldest among the other neighbors after him I so much respect this woman since have been here.
A disagreement occured between my uncle and this woman which my uncle explained to me that the woman just all of a sudden made accusation against him to the landlord behind his back that he broke a pipe which it wasn't him. Later on it was discovered that it was the landlord's son that broke the pipe. My uncle told me how amazed he was that the woman could have done that rubbish to him behind his back. Take note this same woman is a single mom and most times comes to beg for funds in my presence from my uncle which if he has he mostly gives her. Before all that, if am going to work I drop the key with this same woman. My uncle then discovered that each time I drop the key with the woman items mostly go missing in his apartment then he told me to stop dropping the key with her again he let that one slide and didn't confront her. Day before yesterday while I was indoor this woman was literally belittling my uncle to a very young girl that lives with her BF in the compound saying all manner of Ill things; that he his single and dating multiple women and bringing them home in my mind am like how does that concerns this woman, (My uncle has been married before since his wife was late he decided not to remarry since his kids are grown enough).They didn't even stop there the same girl which am sure shouldn't be older than 20years was also saying Ill things about me also that I don't sweep the toilet floor I repeat clothing 🤣 that she can never repeat clothing, she can never date me all in my mind was like when have I ever asked this girl out? Or even think of having her contact me and this girl don't even talk except good morning what could be the reason for all this then I noticed it was the woman pushing the agenda. The woman also saying my uncle doesn't have taste blah blah blah that she also can never date him. I wanted to go out while they were talking and give them a piece of my mind and show them I ain't cool for nothing but I let it slide. I haven't even told my uncle yet about the fracade and I don't feel like telling him.I want to treat this women Bleep up myself what the best option to treat her Bleep up,

P.s this same woman has sent her child to knock my door this early morning to borrow gas.

If it isn't pure madness what would make me to transport myself from my house with my own money to go climb a tower just for Instagram validation

Some people are really sick.

Obasanjo is still the best democratic president ever.

Argue with your keyboards

Good day, my aunt's room TV won't come on each time the socket is plugged in the power indicator only flashes and goes off back and no technician in sight at the moment as this place is far from an engineer.

I don't know if it a minor issue I can solve. Ideas are welcomed.
P.S : It an Old LG TV

helinues:
No be lie

To those who might want to hit their heads on something because of the Madam first lady's message, do that in peace without dragging others

so you mumu like this??

If you hate VDM you must be a fool

Like for VDM jareh