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Righteousness2:
Having AS or SS genotype is not the End of the World.
GOD ALMIGHTY, THE ANCIENT OF THE DAYS, THE GOD OF CHOSEN, THE MIGHTIER THAN ALL is in the Business of Miracles.

Changing of Genotype is a puff- Puff matter for the GOD of CHOSEN.
Countless numbrr of people have had their Genotype changef by the GOD of CHOSEN.
Run to the GOD of CHOSEN.
You are Guaranteed to have Your sorrows turned into JOY

Tommorrow Thursday 11th of April 2024 is Good day to Encounter the ONLY GOOD GOD OF CHOSEN.

A 1 day Encounter tilted : SHOUT! THE LORD HAS DONE IT!

Time is 8AM

Ministering Live is God's Servant Pst Lazarus Muoka.

Venue: THE LORD'S CHOSEN REVIVAL GROUND.
CHOSEN ESTATE, ALONG OSHODI-APAPA EXPRESSWAY BY IJESHA BUS STOP, LAGOS, NIGERIA.

THE GOD OF CHOSEN is not a story teller. HE is A GOD of REALITY!

If you wanna see GOD in REALITY, run to the GOD of CHOSEN.

THE GOD OF CHOSEN ANSWERS PRAYER

lolz it fools like you that bring children to the world to suffer

Fuckyoumod:
you were born in 2015 I guess.

You and olamide were born in 1st January 2915.

I have been wearing timberland before olamide was born.

But Olamide made it trend wella 2015 2go era I remembered also

Let's see the Old men on Nairaland who know history....

saphiere:
Hmmm.
My love for Davido increased the day he married my sister.
My hatred for this very dirty man increased the day he dragged a young widow to go and do DNA.

werey why won't you hate him when he stands for truth

Savedday2:
Why the guy come fyn pass the girl nah!

I no like ahm!

I sure say, anytime the guy want knack her, e go use pillow cover face.

Peace be Upon You (PBUY)

Pls link to watch man U thrashing Live please

MaxInDHouse:
No wonder, so you're an atheist.

And premarital sex is all you want:


Now i know why you despise faith with passion!

go fork yourself max

Onyiiobi7735:
Lol One thing in common with Nigeria Nairaland atheists is that they are always ranting like rabid animals,as if it would stop Christianity and Islam from existing.
Even atheists in the Western world don't behave and rant like animals like these entities on the forum.
Lol!
There are no atheists on NL.What exists here is frustrated, bitter cowardly, animals who couldn't face up to their fears, and insecurity, entities who are afraid of tackling the questions they have about religion like a reasonable,sane and mature individual.
Rather they lash out online like a demented crocodile, spewing trash which puts into question the state of mental health.
Lol!
Atheists enjoy yourselves.
You go rant tire.
It doesn't disprove God and the Bible.
Atheists/ animals, you all will pass on when the time, but God and the Bible will remain forever.

fuul

PulsingPurple:
You don't remember chatting with me?

Why not click on the moniker highlighted below to go back to the conversation?



Not like I really need your reply (you'll only beat about the bush like you're already doing)...

Was just happy to see you're still alive and up at 4am desperately trying to create a conversation that'll end with insults and braggings as usual.
So desperate that you couldn't even type the topic gently and correctly. 😂

keep dragging him 🤣🤣

orohbiro:
A guy. Help me with paltry 20k yesterday and he have d effrontery to ask me what he will get in return. Why is broke guys like this? can't you just help and leave in return finish him there Big fool

Only your father can help and not ask in return

Demichaels:
In LOVE'S radiant embrace, our souls entwine,
Yearning for the sanctuary of an IDEAL Home divine.
Like the PETALS of a graceful autumn bloom,
We flourish, entwined in affection's sweet perfume.
Pledged to each other ere our fateful meet,
No bond can rival the love we replete.
We are REKELS, crafting dreams in PETALS' HOME,
Creating a haven where love finds its grace. SEALED By the TRINITY

Mods do your thing

your banny set no be small

Aaaaarghmed:
keep asking dem out ,so they will keep rejecting you.lol.una no even sabi women at all. .keep it up.i have penned down my own advise,it is up to you to take it or discard it.nice guys will always finish last

your advice good but e no sweet

DiskJokeyManic:
Ur mistakes:

1- telling a girl u have no girlfriend in dis time and age sounds weird, more like no one wants u.... always tell Dem about other girls in ur life (Even if dere is none) so dey will know u hve options...... Rememba, ""girls love what oda girls love" 🤝
2 - askin a girl out twice is a no-no..... Focus on ur life man,,, as we guys just want to have girls we can be Fccking sometimes with no string/feeling attached,,,, na so some girls too want am.....m telling u dis from experience,,,, i hve got girls who friendzoned me and we became fcckmates even while I was in dat friendzone,,,,,,I kid u not.... dey later cameback professing love ND den wanting us to be in a relationship but like de saying goes """Dere is no campaigning afta election”””” 😎 """Why buy the cow wen you can get/you've been getting the milk for free?"""

dis girl fit don carry body come for u for knacks or want make una be fcckmates but u re dere wanting to personalize her.... De only place I will have problem in dis friendzone na if no be FWB own... Like, u no dey knack her,,, dats where I will have a problem wit u

Fr now,,,, flow with her... Once u begin make moves fr knacks and she keeps rejecting,,, den just ghost her ND moveon once and for all,,,, being """"just friends""" wit a girl wey u love ND no be say una even dey atleast knack na emotion torture..... Should u make a move for S*x and she agrees,, no pity her oo,,,, knack her wella like say u pay her for de S*x wit ur family inheritance ooo,,,😂 make sure it is mind-blowing ooo.... make sure say u comot all de frustrations wey dis country don give u ontop her body ooo.... Becus most of de time,,, na dat first s*x go determine weda u fit gain access to dat place next time or not,,, na him go determine weda una go continue watin una just start or not.....

My peace I leave wit u.......👋👋👋

hmmmm

FRANCISTOWN:
Cynthia Morgan. If I blow you powder...

🤣🤣🤣

Fahvvy:
OP follow this advice ...
Be straightforward about what you want ...
If she doesn't accept, let her go!!! ...

And what's this talk about asking a girl out twice? Really?!!! ...

Honestly man, focus on building yourself for now, leave relationship alone ...

💯💯💯 for you

Aaaaarghmed:
No wonder,25 years old.you are still a small boy.you were not supposed to ask her out.just form normal boyfriend vibes,she wont even know when she turn to babe.you have lost the one.learn learn learn.this code works most of the time.most foreigner I met sef always fall in this trap,anytime I set it

Noted my oga

samwash:
Before I say anything, if I may ask, how old are you?
And how old is this girl?

I'm 25 she's 20

immortalcrown:
After you have repeatedly asked her out, does she still check on you, hold you in public and sit with you in your Church?

yeah but I stopped it since she turned me down

I met this girl in my church, very beautiful from there collected her contact. We started talking she was the one who actually chatted me up first, during the first few weeks we chatted she was always on my neck with calls chats if she doesn't see me online she calls me we talk a lot asks me different questions about my ex's which I told her I had none ( though I haven't asked her out at that moment)

I decided to give the devil ball a goal I asked her out she told me she would give me her response once we meet physically

Note: I asked her out about one month after we started talking which I thought she had all the qualities I needed from a lady,

* she doesn't tax me
* make sure she calls me to check on me

Then after asking her out she told me she had no one at the moment but she only likes us to be friends my head wan scatter, like everyone around the neighborhood already thought we were into each other the way she holds me in public always makes sure we sit together in church e.t.c

I asked her out again she gave me same response that she doesn't want our friendship to end that we should remain friends.

Big men in the game what could be the cause of this or is it cause I don't spend on her?

Righthussle:
How would you feel as a Christian at the point of death knowing fully well that your life was full of mistakes, and your believes in Jesus could also end up being a mistake ; a mistake you would forever regret if it be so ?

Agozskey:
So, I have been dating this girl for 2years now... For the first 7 months of the relationship I didn't touch her or have sex with her or anything, I respected her because my intentions were pure towards her, she was even the one asking for it sometimes but in insisted, I am a very busy guy, i am doing well for myself, I am a forex trader and I also sell iron rods in large scale, so l am financially okay.
January 2023 was wen we started having sex and she comes to meet me in my house, she comes once in a week, sometimes we can go two weeks seff, while sometimes she comes twice in a week, and it is not every time we have sex... It was even this last December our sex life improved... And mind u we have sex only once a week sometimes once in two weeks... Now, I noticed something... I am always the one initiating the sex all d time my girlfriend doesn't initiate sex at all, she doesn't tease me, she doesn't try to seduce me or anything like dat, sometimes we will be having sex and this girl will just go dry and she'll tell me she's dry dat it is paining her... This has happened not once, not twice, not thrive but countless times... Since I've been dating her I have only cummed three times... Because, she hardly gets wet for me.
Okay, I traveled to Uyo for a business reasons, I stayed 3 weeks and we have been chatting everyday telling ourselves how much we miss each other, I came back on Saturday... She came to see me yesterday and again, and she didn't touch me or tease me... Well, I was d one doing all d touching and kissing and when I wanted to penetrate she was dey as Bleep we didn't have sex again yesterday, she wasn't moved... And I am sexually fit, but she kills my morale... The funny thing is when she told me the story of her ex, she said her ex bleeps her almost everyday... So, after she left, I decided to bring up the topic and discus it with her, she told me *"I am sex addict "* , she said I only miss her body dat we should reduce the sex... I was surprised... So, having sex once in 2 weeks is now an addict...
I can't continue the relationship because I smell something fishy... Wah do I do guys?

she's not attracted to you all she sees is your money the earlier you learn the better

1nigeriamyfoot:
Hor.ny of ife himself

hope you don't type yourself to jail

Feintline:
Woman with " calm face". Very funny description.
Calm face does stop one from crime.
Tinubu has a calm face
Yakubu mahood, same calm face.
Ariwola, very calm face.
These calm faces alongside their criminal groups raped Nigeria. Today the nation is suffering terribly for their criminalities.

very silly thing with data and phone Full

DiskJokeyManic:
J

this your siggy does it work

vizkiz:
this is one of the dumbest thread I have come across on nairaland

Still waiting to meet that person that started the idea that guys are the only one to do the spending in a relationship.

It is suppose to be a relationship not a meal ticket or a source of income... Nigerian women makes me sick sometimes

*modified*
Nigeria has a very long way to go if we keep think as shallow as this...you saying students shouldn't fall in love, but you have been opening your legs for men ever since you were in ss1

Abeg Who is fooling who





It is obvious this thread was channelled to insult male undergraduates...by hoes who run after sugar daddies... Any mod that delete my post go fall inside well before 8pm

this comment is still goated in 2024 bro

First Bank go buy golden casket

You dey fear to mention price

Sorry oo you designed trash you don't even understand anything about graphics you think it all about creating anything

Your color combo is poor
Your Concept is poor
Meaning of the logo is 0
E.t.c

naijapikin2:
If them get mind let them sign messi and see bad market for themselves.
Ororo remains ororo.
There is just one goat.

The other one is an argentine dwarf running around like a cockroach. 😎😎😎😎


PS: any messi fan that misquotes me, I will use the harsh economy on you wallahi. 😠😠😠

ONKR

Bolu004:
Wow... So the hardship is also being felt by the "Yoruba Ronu's".
We warned you people that Tinubu has nothing to offer even his tribesmen but you refused to listen.
Hunger knows no tribe/religion 😂

seun mods tribalism