₦airaland Forum

MaxInDHouse:
If you're not mad how can you claim someone who has turned his back on a group is still a member of that group?

I was once a Muslim later i began studying with JWs and i dropped Islam for JWs if Muslims are counting their members will i still be part of them?

You're just crazy guy, a dismissed officer is no longer a member of the police force so if such a person commits any crime the police force can't be indicted.

Get that into your empty skull!

🤣🤣 laugh wan scatter me here Max am back on nairaland to tackle you

madridguy:
ICC must issue warrant of arrest on Obi the liar lord. Obi no dey tire? One day ten lies.
Thank God we progressive Nigerians dodge the lying bullet.

obi is Very stingy and Useless man Yoruba also deserve mandate nah 🤲

ultra001:
All This Pranks No Go Wrk 4 On D Likes Of Me Orelse U Pocket Full Wella.Mtcheew

hope you are married now cause if you are still single nah you do your self oo

Emanodimo:
LASUTH is as guilty as LUTH. Some of their staff and management of LASUTH are corrupt.
An average doctor in state hospital feels disturb to perform service to patient, maybe due to pressure attending to more patient than they should.

My prayer is that i don't fall sick that becomes emergency. My advice is that we spend time to care for our health. Take food supplement to enrich your meal time to time. No one is 100% healthy.

Amen oo

madridguy:
R. I. P to her.

People should stop taken emergency situation to LUTH ... Go to LASUTH IKEJA instead... At least to a reasonable extent it's well equipped by Lagos government.

I can see people bashing Lagos State Government, LUTH is a federal hospital.

mehn mag God protect us i hate general hospitals imagine someone groaning in pain at gbagada general hospital none of the doctors even move an inch to help my cousin in labor we had to take her to one private hospital that night demanding a deposit of nothing less than 250k before they begin anything imagine

Na sack letter be that oo First secure the other Job before shocking your boss or your boss shocks you

essentialone:
When school fees are not paid, who should be punished?

Student?

Or the Parents?

This took back to the days in A. G. HS our sch fee was 5k then many students go don chop school fees instead of my school chasing us home for non payment instead they will flog the living daylight out of defaulters mehn .... I no dey always dey class for morning nah afternoon me and my gang dey enter class to avoid cane am still owing 12k though government school is bad mehn

Akeelahtunez:
Wow!! Am so overjoyed,gaining admission and making good grade I wantu thank GOD 4dis
Am not d best but sure ahead of dem all


Advice,encouragements,critics are welcomed

Haffa bro you supposed don grad now how life be and what do you come out with?

This is the only remedy I hope you don't infect others with HIV

fineboynl:
its a continues noising sound and more loud during the night. its so embarrassing as girls or anyone always think I'm farting.

I need medicine to curb this as fast as soon as possible. I tried deworming medicine and it didn't work.

lol it caused by beans mostly or spoilt soup it would go after sometime I didn't even use anything during mine it just left me

EzerforGod:
Hello Nairalanders,

I’ve been following this page on Facebook where the admin. claims that he matchmakers people for a fee. I decided to give it a trial this January.
I chatted the admin. He asked me to send pay in 50K into his account that he will matchmake me with someone after payment.

I offered to pay 20%, which he later agreed and I made transfer.

I noticed that immediately the money hit his account, he stopped responding to my messages, and picking my calls.

I went to his page this match to call him out he blocked me. I’m looking for a way to recover my money back and to alert people about the page so that they don’t fall victims.

https://m.facebook.com/igboistsinglesindiaspora/?mibextid=LQQJ4d

Name: Ugochukwu
Bank: PalmPay bank
Account number: 9031201011

I see you are in diaspora for a man but I can do one favor for you if you pass the ugly line I go dey knack you steady no emotions attached if you are in mail me

Merch:
lol i guess you are above 30 years where are all the guys you dated in your ashawo days? not one of them agree to marry you because of your bad character now you dey pay to get husband

this your bad mouth na top notch

Wtf!!!!! Pls add graphic pls to the heading some women are just devil

Domainer1999:
Never thought this will make front page.
Anyways I later supplied them and get the loan.

Mad oo make sire you pay them Shaar palm credit are good loan app though

My street friend packed in with me around october and the house rent would be due February. Which my company pays my Rent for me and he isn't aware of. Before he moved in he agreed to pay half of the house rent and I would be paying half also but since he moved in he hasn't ever mentioned about the paying of the rent...I don't wanna seem like a bad person here how do I collect the money from him without seeming like a bad friend cause. I really need this money.

Lionize:
By this i think you mean the ritual that produces raw cash. There are different types of money rutual, but for the direct cash,
It is still the same money in circulation, but demons steal them from people and bring to the ritualist.

The ultimate victims are spiritually weak people. Ever heard or seen people lose money mysteriously? Sometimes they blame It on their left hand. Most of those are how the devil steals from people and give his agents just to cause confusion.

I once was travelling from Calabar to Enugu through Ebonyi state. While waiting for our vehicle to get filled with passengers at Abomege park, after crossing the river with ferry, a magician was surrounded by a crowd watching his performance.

I didn't bother to even peep because I have always believed magic is demonic. Once i heard the crowd erupted in shouts, he magically made a new packet shirt and cash appear.
He went on to explain to them those particular stuff came from a shop in Ariaria market.
He further explained that when they perform, they simply go to somewhere and get the stuff they want to appear.

Then he said, now the oga of the shop will start qccusing his 'umu boy' (apprentices) for being responsible for the missing items.

The crowd didn't understand but I heard him clearly, and I understand him 100%.

When an undergrad, I had this guy who told me how a water spirit wanted his father ro marry her. The father turned her down. He was doing well in business. Then the brother came to live with him. After a while, money started missing in his house. Since no other person but the brother lived with him, he accused his brother, who denied.
When the theft continued, he sent his brother packing. But thereafter, the theft continued. Later the spirit revealed she was responsible and vowed ro continue until he married her.

He eventually married the spirit before he married his human wife (my guys mother). But the man did not end well and his children suffered a lot. The devil's gift is no good gift.

Your brain has suffered severe damage oh so Sad

Hmm...too much lynching but only one person mrntioned

Am open for adoption oo Destiny

Kizyte, so you are the one knacking this fine banny. Just dey play. Happy married life

African Fvcking mentality how do you kill someone through the air we breathe I still don't believe in charms

Am dropping a challenge if anyone on nairaland can send evil arrow to trump in America then I agree charms are real

Have been seeing lot of controversies mainly from pendu fans claiming FIFA rigged world cup for Argentina .

in what Fvcking way is that possible ? Would like you all to share your opinions.

Go to beHappy Hotel in Mowe even 2k you are king talk less of 20k you DON become God niyen oo

BrendanJo:
There is this girl whom I so much loved and I decided to let her know my feelings and ofcause she knows as well and her closeness with everyone around the work place knew she likes me but after talking to her, she never said yes neither did she said no.
She is actually cute which makes most guys to want to have her as well and also, she is jovial as well. As a result of that,she flirt around with guys even when I'm around her, she will stir at me and said I'm too jealous.
I have never thought of having sex with her, but most times we do kiss. Some months back she withdraw herself from me all in the guess of i just want to have sex with her, as a result of such statement I stopped associating with her because that's was never my intentions. Of recent she started coming close and we were good again.
Just last week we were together in a room playing and kissing, but I was been careful the way I touched her. All of a sudden she told me she needed sex. I was astonished. I was like what do u say, she repeated it that she is tired of kissing and that she wants sex. I told her I don't want to cross my boundary.
She became provoked and walked out. Since then our relationship or friendship is going down the drain. She keeps her distance from me.
Note: this person never said yes to me neither did she said no. So I don't know if she belongs to me or not, she chat up alot of guys with love emoji.
Whats her reasons for being angry?

see free Toto wey you just allow escape like who does that

Pells:
Ova Ova Ova

like that guy nailed the performance with the slowpoke act

Miracle in Cell No 7 (turkey version)-- This movie is rated saddest movie of all time mehn I felt pity the movie is 100% realistic.

Fault in our stars
Five feet apart

Mino1000:
Hi everyone, so I met this beautiful babe June this year and we started dating three months later. We genuinely loved each other and we had a relationship that people envied.

We trusted each other so much that I had access to her google account and all her personal info on my laptop, while she also had mine on her phone to cut the long story short, I have a problem of always getting worried whenever she is not home and I can't reach her for example if she leaves in a bolt and the journey is 30minutes but she is not reachable one hour later I start to worry and call people I feel are at home and even the bolt rider.

On this particular day, she had a meeting with her colleagues which just came into the country, she shared her live location but it was last updated an hour ago, she was not picking her calls and it was 11:45pm mind you she was in Ikeja and lives at lekki so she was still going to Lekki that night in this dangerous December month in Lagos. I called and called but she did not pick then I got so worried and went to her google contacts to get her boss number and called him. He told her I called and that is how trouble started.

She explained that nobody has his number and she is the middle man between him and clients so his number getting into my hands without her permission means his company info is not safe. She said I have destroyed all what she labored to build over the years and blocked me everywhere (phone, whatsapp, snapchat) and left me with only instagram access. I have been begging her since last night when this happened, but she only unblocked me to tell me not to call her again and blocked me back.

I have been trying to explain to her that relationship and marriage is full of challenges so she should not let this one destroy what we had but she has been ignoring me. If I call with a different number she hangs up immediately she hears my voice.

We were already talking about marriage and in fact, I had already started making arrangements for a proposal next year.

I swear I really love this lady with everything that I have and I know for a fact that she loved me too but right now I am confused I am wondering how she was so much in love with me yesterday morning but doesn’t even want to hear my voice today. She went as far as threatening to get me arrested if I come close to her house. I am really confused and need mature advice on what to do to save this relationship because right now I can’t focus on anything. Plus I trust her so I wasn’t calling because I thought she was doing something silly.

You are a simp like too much love chokes you supposed to give her space and the marriage arrangements is too fast you are just desperate like is this your first GF?

[quote author=SPAMBOX7 post=119142374]Lately I been coming across virgins. Like only this year I have disvirgined 3 girls. One is still with me. The second one relocated to another state we may never see again cos I don't do LDR. The third one is telling me she want to go into runs. I asked her why she said she want to do runs so she can be independent. That she won't have to depend on a man for money. That she's tired of disturbing me everytime for help. Hmm

I just told her OK. Because arguing with her might even push her more into it and she could always use it against me especially when she make demands and I don't yield.

I see it as she trying to manipulate me tho which is exactly what she wanted and I have made up my mind whether she goes into runs or she's just joking which I am sure she isn't, I won't take her back anymore..right now I just dey archive our chats and she just dey there.

I dunno who told these bitches that runs will make them independent. That sounds like one of the dumbest things but like they say a woman that thinks her pussy is meant to be sold will surely turn into a hoe.

This is not me seeking validation or looking for who to tell me what to do. It's just letting someone who doesn't wanna stay go. Cos too many guys have this notion that once a girl is a Virgin she deserves some special treatment and girls are aware of that too. But the sad truth whether a girl is a Virgin or not as lomg as you disvirgin and she's not your wife she will eventually want to go explore other options as no matter what you do she will always think she can have better. So it's better you let them go and experience life out there and see for themselves.


I hope someone learns one or two with my latest experience. Gm


MODIFIED:
I see most mfs here are commenting out of jealousy cos I deflowered 3 girls, so they completely ignored the message, which is letting a woman who doesn't wanna stay go.
Bunch of weak men everywhere on this site. Cos who would be okay with a woman who said she wanna become a hooker.. If not all these weak men and their likes that can't go out and meet new women.

I need more name calling please keep it coming [/quote ]lies from pit of hell

Only good news have seen today

More Oil on the judge head like those guys were brutal in the killing imagine killing someone and still writing a note down who does that too much movies ehn

Righteousness2:
Not everyone who looks normal is normal..
There are Principalities and Powers in High places that are Fully resident in many people today.

So many are Helpless to these Forces.

It is not what Doctor can cure. Only an Encounter with JESUS Christ will Break and SHATTER the Yoke.

you DON come again so person no fit soapy in piece
Swear to God that you never soapy before

Umbrateeth04:
mumu..what are you doing in romance section?
Didn't you read the topic before reading

you just no get sense