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Naijatask:
Here are some reasons why you should never indulge in pornography and masturbation as a male:

1) It causes erectile dysfunction (believe it or not, addiction to porn and masturbation eventually renders your pim pim useless when you eventually want to get down with a real girl). Why you may ask? It's because porn has skewed your idea of how a woman's unclothedness looks like as such, you'll only get aroused when you watch porn.

2) it causes back ache. Been feeling back ache lately? Believe it or not, masturbation causes chronic back aches. Reason? I don't really know, but at least those were some of the symptoms I was having before I eventually stopped the act.

3) it causes heavy depression and anxiety. Yup you heard me right. Porn and masturbation causes heavy depression and anxiety that will make you want to avoid people and stay hidden in your room for the whole day.

4) it makes you unproductive. Porn and masturbation makes you unproductive because you always gets tired after the act even after some few days, the tiredness is still there. I can remember a lecturer of mine who said that the sperm released from having sex, is equivalent to running for about 20km non-stop. Now imagine fapping and that sort of energy drains away from your body

5) if you're someone who's religious, you'll feel that the act gets you away from your faith and God.

6) it causes blindness! Yes, masturbation eventually causes your eyesight to go slowly blind. And yes, I've experienced this symptom before when I was indulging in masturbation. But after stopping the act, my eyesight is coming back to normal.

7) it causes low self-esteem. Porn and masturbation causes low self-esteem and you would want to avoid women at all cost.

it corrupts your mind and you eventually become a degenerate pervert. That is, from seeing hard core porn turning you on, to watching transgendered porn and eventually other lewd category of porns.

If you experience one or more of the above-mentioned symptoms, you need to stop porn and masturbation at all cost.

PS: some nairanders who are addicted to porn and masturbation will eventually come here to debunk my points, just so that they can justify the act. They'll come with how some footballers or wrestlers engage in masturbation and are doing well for themselves etc.

You think the effects of porn and masturbation are a joke? Haven't we all seen similar posts such as mine on this forum several times?

You think the same person made those posts? Of you think the people in the stop masturbation thread challenge are all bots?

Please stop masturbating as fast as you can and get your life back.

Read about benefits of semen retention and you'll regret ever masturbating in the first place

You are very right bruh, the last effect is you forget things 😹😹😹

omor thank God for self discipline it got to a point normal pórn couldn't make me jerk off I had to watch anime porn, dwarf and disabled people pórn 😹😹 ( I cursed myself the day I watched the disabled one that if I ever go back to it I should die but guess what in a week I went back to it.

Later on I set limits to it instead of masturbating everyday I set days like 3 days interval then 7 days and so on till I stopped permanently now

All this stupid abokiis we suppose scrap that particular people

Rivers people ehn lemme not talk

Anabosee:
U are a being unreasonable, someone initiate something, u move further, she start vexing, you come de beg her.
Are you normal?
U go always be like this, until you realize you are the prize 🏆.
Develop urself join.
Just lock up, and face ur studies.
She may come back to you.

hmmm....

ITbomb:
A liability looking for permission first before you recoup your investment

tell us the full story what the man did also

dkidd:
First of all... U don't know what love is and that thing u have for her is lust for her kuntus while she's hungry for ur bank account contents. What u will do is completely go blank on her stop fooling urself begging her for what exactly? Fingering her? She wants the fvck more than u if not she wouldn't have followed u down to ur place. Trust me u were too soft on her that's why she pretended to be angry. Meanwhile she wanted ur stiff dick in her but u being a softie resorted to begging when u should have let her leave and trek if she wanted to. If u continue in ur path she will just be opening all sorts of office on ur head and maybe na that fingering or pity fvck once to activate ur ATM she fit render u. Pussy is for knacking and nothing else. Don't text her anymore or call her and never u beg any girl or apologize for doing what she came to collect. Find a hotter replacement. If u see her don't beg or act differently. Just act normal and friendly but never initiate a visit or knack session. Friend zone her. If she no use her two left leg come serve u pussy on a platter I will deactivate this account. You have no business loving any girl at this time of ur life. Just enjoy the lustful living which is natural

Noted

falcon01:
The best thing to do is to ignore her, it sounds like you actually love her but just ignore matter of fact. She started the games so beat her in her own games delete her number so you would stop seeing her status ignore her, don't call or text keep living your life normall. She will surely come back for you and when she does raise your shoulder, and do whatever the f you wanna do.

just did that now

SIXTEENTH:
Calmed down bro's by next month she will be the one running back at you willingly.

noted

Hello Matured Nairalanders,
Advice needed on this.....


Me and my bae been dating for awhile though we met online so when we resumed to school we don't really get to meet.
She is always claiming the serious student using lessons, tutorials and all as excuses .Each time I push us to get to meet up it one excuse to the other.

Boom finally we met accidentally last month, one thing led to another she came to my lodge 30 minutes into our conversation she initiated the kiss we started kissing and I was pressing her boobs , I couldn't take the romance longer then I went down to finger her then she got really annoyed, she stood up that she was leaving I tried telling her not to see me as a playboy (cause am cute though many people perceive me to be a womanizer for that) and in my life she's the second girl have ever loved. She didn't even heed my plea she vexed off wear her cloths back I tried following her to persuade her off the impression she might have of me, she just shouted at me to go back, I followed her she was hesitant that she will trek home i told her to take a bike after several begging she heeded
She took a bike which I paid for I texted her after that to be sure she's gotten home. She didn't reply I called she didn't pick

I texted her on Whatsapp all my texts were all ([I]am sorry for what happened[/I] )after that she read my texts and didn't reply my texts later on she replied with "next time ask for my permission first".

Then about a week later, she asked me for 2k which at that time have exhausted all funds with me which I declined that I don't have anything on me,
We kept talking then all of a sudden she stops picking my call, replying my text, she posts on status each time I text her to show me she's online that she isn't replying intentionally,

Please was my move about her showing all I wanted was sex and what can I do to get her back cause I really love her or is it all lust?

Bellotelli:
I always look fresh and clean and people always have the impression that am comfortable.. But deep down they can't feel my pain.. Damn I need a breakthrough

same shitt am facing here bro

DenreleDave:
I will rather believe that Islam is a religion of peace or Jesus is a Muslim than to believe that You, Shibaraba made first class or even 2nd class upper 2.1


Never

chai you wicked oo

etrouble:
Pass in Philosophy oooo, not Engineering, Sciences or Medicine. Even the gods will not take such a dummy as sacrifice.

Meanwhile,

If you want Nigeria to be like Adamawa, then vote for Atikulation who ran away from his state to live in Dubai, so that he can sell NNPC as he promised and change his nationality to UAE

If you want Nigeria to be like Anambra, then vote for Peter Obituary who ran away from the state he governed to live in Lagos and Pandora.

If you want Nigeria to be like Lagos, then vote for Emilokan Tinubu the City Boy who lives in the city he re-created

yu get bad mouth

brandon180:
I finished year one with a cgpa of 2.50
They just released the results of two courses for 200L first semester and I had F, (3 credit load each) it is very painful because I read my books.


Anyway I want to ask if it's still possible to graduate with a good 2.1

I study physics by the way.

bro what your CGPA now no offense

Now this is what we call LAW . If you are studying law jn Nigeria just know you are wasting your time

christejames:
Sorry, for my initial post





From your signature, you deserve to even dip further in your poor academic pursuit




Mtcheeww!

you must be very stoopid

Happy Sunday:

In 200L now second semester still preparing for second semester exam.

Having a CGPA of 3.34. Is Second class Upper or First class achievable.l?

Simp Hoe that would still fvcckk anoda dvck

Good day Nairafolks,
I noticed my female cousin though she is around 18 now she still behaves and reasons like 14 year olds.

Not like really 14 year old she's mature and all physically but her behavior ( not all behavior though) most of her behavior she can play with little children and all, each time I call her to notice that don't you know you are older than all this she would just frown at me, she can cook do all the rest and everything, her hand shakes also sometimes when she's frightened.

What could be the cause and remedy for it?

Kingosytex:
This is the funniest thing I've read this year
An accomplished military general who has made a name that generations won't forget is angry that a woman who probably came into the marriage with only her Echolac box dumped him.
Mama Taiwo should join Sabinus and co in skit making, she is very funny.
OBJ can marry a fresh virgin of like 17 years now. In fact, he can charter a trailer load of them .
The future is indeed feMAIL.

[right][/right]😹😹😹😹😹

Regionaltruth:
What caused the envy and pride? Big boss marley said how can a gutter boy I picked up not comply to me and bend to me, the one that broke the camel toes was the house mohbad recently purchased a house, Marley said so this boy won’t go on assignment, then still uses his record label name to be cashing out on music, normally imole na talented person, so client’s always prefer imole but imole Dey decline making Marley mad that his losing love-vendor money, imole Dey cash out too, his god father Dey bless am, infact people Dey gift am low key, do you know loving you by zino, na imole song infact most song na imole Dey freestyle Dey bring up cause his not loyal marley Dey push am go zino way, wetin Dey vex Marley was he wanted every dime imole makes to pass through him, the Ferrari self wey Marley give zino na to pepper imole the more, imole suffer no be small… my anger is so true true Dey kill am nothing fit sup just like he said wow bleeped up country

so gistlover was lying no be only gay nah Guy you go see

Congrats man

Righthussle:
This man may be the worst governor of Rivers State.

Use your head you need to see the gruesome way this guy's killed the police man after beheading him then cutting his fingers and private parts separately was really bad mahn!
Hope the governor blessed the family of the slain Policeman also

[quoteAuthor=Tombrown3 Aopost=125668681]Can someone explain to me what GLND is all about?

Why are people sharing horrible experience about them?[/quote]how old are you first? 🤣they advertise drugs under fallse pretense of making yoouur life better and so on GNLD aka Neo life.

The day those werey sent me job invite I didn't know ontime till I reach Ikeja after spending close to. 2k to locate the venue I called police oo and. They paid my tfare back home 😹

She might have tripped inside the muddy water

jackmrandy:
common sense.. its written on the container of every perfume "do not bring in contact with flame" whether the container is pressurized or not, the content inside is flammmable and as such need not to be brought close to anything flame.

funny thing is many of this cherubim. And celestial pastors are illiterates any small issues is termed spiritual in their eye

Omooba77:
Do You Believe Jesus Will come back again to take His saints?

Nah brah nobody is coming you die you die no heaven or hell

He started working with him since early January as a student which he agreed to him working per time ( Days that he won't have lecture) and whenever he comes back from school since his house isn't far to the man's shop which he agreed to be paying 15k to 20k depending on sales.
fast forward that he paid him January salary 2nd week of February 10k he said cause of holiday blah blah blah that the students had repeated same thing for February salary paid him 7k saying cause of election break which was actually two weeks or so.... Alas march was a full month he paid 10k again saying no market again, Then April also was a full month my brother expected him to pay him for April he didn't see anything nor did the man mentioned anything concerning salary , when he asked him for it he said he would send it soon which he didn't pay , Then the month of May making it two months he didn't pay him till date ..... Now any good advice on what my bro should do he has approached the man he said he would pay him both together today is 10th he hasn't seen nothing...

mradjoy:
Dear mods, I'm sorry if this isn't the right section to post this. Kindly help move it to the right section if necessary and push it to the front page ASAP. Thank you.

Here's my little niece who left her place of residence in Bariga, Lagos since 2nd of June, 2023.

We've reported to the nearest police station, but still need to do this.

Her name is: Udensi Ngozi Opemipo

She's 18 years old and about 5.8" tall, light in complexion.

Last seen at Murtala bus stop area of Bariga, Lagos State.

If you have seen her or know anything about her whereabout, kindly contact the nearest police station or reach out to the following numbers:

0 908 319 63 19, 0 902 181 0129

Mynd44 pls help push this to the Frontpage for maximum exposure

she would be under serious Dickmatization RN only When she decides to come back she will just flenjoor your self

😅🤣

placeofallure:
You're a fool, no apologies. You're using your wife's life to do ping pong. The person who told you here not to use the drug, do you know his or her background? Whether he's a tailor or bricklayer do you know? What happened to letting her access apt medical care in a hospital? You don't have money but you should have sense to do birth control. 5 children is abysmal in this country! I don't know the kind of women that marry your type!

exactly! On point if children grow now they no go see the care they need

Obavoh:
For the past 2 weeks my wife has been seeing strange stains in her pants.

The stains are sometimes green or yellow. She is finding it difficult to hold her urine. She wets herself a little .

She is 3 months pregnant and nursing a baby. This is her 5th pregnancy we have not experienced this type of thing before.

Our midwife gave her a doxycycline and referred us to a specialist in another town. I am waiting for end of the month salary to take her.

Please doctors in the house, is there any drug I can get frOm the pharmacy to cure her?

No herbs please

Please I really need suggestions from health experts not insults. This is a mother and unborn life we are talking about .

She only wore this pant for less than 3 hours.

😅🤣🤣 so inside this regime someone is thinking of having 5 children later you go dey blame government oga your wife has an infection and please remove that pant pic it irritating