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MuttleyLaff:
Consensual masturbation is mutual masturbation Baddiezz, it is the act of two or more people masturbating each other.

Baddiezz, I've already told you a few things about masturbation. I earlier said, masturbation is another form of pleasurable physical experience of having sex. I mentioned that doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation also known as consensual masturbation.

Now, pre-intimacy, is sexual activity that precedes penetrative sex. The thing is, for some men, having sustained hardened and stiff peniis challenges, masturbation as pre-intimacy, to help such out of a bad situation, is good and beneficial for them, as it comes to their rescue and bails them out of this embrassing and psychological position they initially find themselves in.

You know now Baddiezz, that, there are more than one ways to skin a cat than choking it with cream, but what do I know anyway, afterall, Baddiezz still says, that there is nothing, not even anything remotely good, in masturbation and she is a chronic diehard no fap crusader

Lol you're going round in circle.
Repeating the same thing. Nope there's nothing like consensual masturbation or masturbation as pre-intimacy. Doesn't matter how much you sugarcoat it. If two people are involved it's not masturbation its pre-intimacy. Masturbation involves only one person not two. That's the number one definition not sidelines. By the way you still haven't shown me anything on Google that reads "consensual masturbation"

MJBOLT:

continue fighting over ownership of thread,useless street urchin.

Dummy dive into the nearest ocean if you're pained.

MJBOLT:

how do you know i'm on NL 24/7 if you are not online 24/7,only jobless re.tards fight over ownership of NL threads

Morōn no one is fighting. And the person i quoted didn't say nothing so why are you bleating on my mention like a famished goat

MuttleyLaff:
Does the above look familiar to you? Do you remember the three definition provided in it. This was before the screenshots request. Notice that just like in my screenshot, it gives masturbation to be: "to touch or rub someone's sexual organs in order to give them sexual pleasure" and altenatively as "to rub or touch the sex organs of yourself or someone else for pleasure" but you shouted blue murder, saying that: "There's nothing like consensual masturbation. Not even on Google."

I hope you have a good lawyer for when Google will sue you for incorrectly misrepresenting them with a lie like that. So aunty, there is the proof that there afterall is something called consensual masturbation. It even is on Google.

Lol exactly *alternatively* Meaning its not the first/foremost and accurate definition.
There's nothing like consensual masturbation. You need permission from yourself to jerk off yourself? funny.Show me your results on "consensual masturbation"

sukhothai:
boil hot water.. drink and die if it's paining you..

Right after you dive off a cliff

MJBOLT:

people are fighting over assets,this one is fighting over NL thread

Says the jobless mofo that's on NL 24/7

CreepyBlackpool:
Any and everything ladies mention here as turn-offs would turn them on soon as they see the guy has fat pockets and account

We let y'all comment on your own thread so why Is y'all all over our thread including all the guys that commented above

Dirty nails both hands and feet

MuttleyLaff:
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You have a choice of four definitions from my honest screenshot than your prudish, conservative and half truth one

Dont blame my small phone. It only gave me the utmost definition and even your screenshot agrees cause I see that my definition is first. Then others follow suit.

MuttleyLaff:
Aunty please calm the nerves now. I didn't ask you to look up "masturbation meaning", but said, type these two words "masturbate meaning" into Google, capture the screenshot displaying the first upper results and paste it here for all to see what came up. Do it and I'll do same after yours. Simple and easy, straightforward instructions. Thank you.

Heheh .I'm sipping juice ,I'm as calm as can be.
Ok done.
Image below. I like the definition that comes after it. "Have sex with yourself"

MuttleyLaff:
I didn't ask you to look up anything, but said, type these two words "masturbate meaning" into Google, capture the screenshot displaying the first upper results and paste it here for all to see what came up. Do it and I'll do same after yours

Your wikipedia screenshot will tell you that consensual masturbation is and means mutual masturbation. I dont know why you would say: "
There's nothing like consensual masturbation. Not even on Google." when I had already mentioned with my earlier:
"Baddiezz doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation or consensual masturbation" comment

as the images depicts below I typed what you asked . That's Google's definition and you can see the next website says the same thing. "pleasuring yourself"

MuttleyLaff:
Type "masturbate meaning" into Google, capture the screenshot displaying the first upper results and paste it here for all to see what came up. Do it and I'll do same after yours

I did...look up

MuttleyLaff:
masturbate
verb
uk ​ /ˈmæs.tə.beɪt/ us ​ /ˈmæs.tɚ.beɪt/
[ I ] to touch or rub your sexual organs in order to give yourself sexual pleasure
​[ T ] to touch or rub someone's sexual organs in order to give them sexual pleasure
​[ I/T ] to rub or touch the sex organs of yourself or someone else for pleasure
https://dictionary.cambridge.org/dictionary/english/masturbate

Baddiezz, let me tell you a few things about masturbation. Masturbation is another form of pleasurable physical experience of having sex. Baddiezz doing it with/for a partner is mutual masturbation or consensual masturbation. Baddiezz, pre-intimacy is sexual activity that precedes penetrative sex. Now Baddiezz, for some men having hardened peniis challenges, masturbation as pre-intimacy, to help such out of a bad situation, is good, beneficial and coming to their rescue. You know now, that there are more than one ways to skin a cat than choking it with cream, but what do I know anyway, afterall, Baddiezz still says, that there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation and is a no fap crusader

Masturbation

Description--


Masturbation is the sexual stimulation of one's own genitals for sexual arousal or other sexual pleasure, usually to the point of orgasm.

There's nothing like consensual masturbation .Not even on Google.
Cause masturbation only involve pleasuring of one's own self and body.
pleasuring your partner ain't masturbation its pre-intimacy.
And no pre-intimacy doesn't always lead to penetration. All depending on the situation .
Masturbation ain't pre-intimacy. masturbation is masturbation and pre-intimacy(involving two people) is pre-intimacy
You can see the emphacy on "one's own" in my own Google definition below.

Ezkid:
Well it may be the best this you've read all year long but im going to dump her.

wetin concern me

Lmao this is the best thing I've read all day

MuttleyLaff:
Abi ooo, just like, no one plays with my bits except for my better half but you seem to be forgetting that you earlier declared that there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation, ba?

Good to know. You dragged yourself in and please dont you think you should pack in typing irrationally

lol that's not masturbation. masturbation is self-service. Doing it with a partner is pre-intimacy.
I.e in funke's case

MuttleyLaff:
Masturbation must have served a good purpose then and done a good thing afterall. You can sugar coat and/or ridicule it as much as you like, calling it wanking or call it throttling the chicken, but if it looks like a duck, swims like a duck, quacks like a duck and duck was helped by Funke, to get out in some other way, then it definitely is a masturbation duck. A pig is still a pig, even with lipstick on and ring in the nose. Please teacher no teach me nonsense Fela will say. Call a spade a spade and not a fork Baddiezz, say it as it is.

Customer mi daada ni. Nwanne long time. How bodi? How una dey, pikin(s), madam, business and things generally, huh?

Hahah MuttleyLaff you're forgetting they're married so any and all form of methods they do to get off is allowed. C'est fini

MuttleyLaff:
Coolio my sister.
How do you think JJC Skills provided the collected sperm for Funke Akindele's IVF, hmm?

I am glad you chose to use opinion, instead of fact because the difference in their meanings is clear and their implications are miles apart

No one's certain about the ivf thingy but if that were the case then I'm sure she must have helped him get it out other ways ,you know what I mean. So I wouldn't call that wanking

MuttleyLaff:
I dont think you really know what you dont agree with me on masturbation.
Are you by any chance, saying there is nothing, not even a remotely good, in masturbation, hmm?

Yes and that's just my opinion :

MuttleyLaff:
For doing that I am liking you more and you made yourself slide up a notch on my likeable scale

hehe can't say I agree with you though, but everyone's got their own perspectives.

How's that even possible

MuttleyLaff:
I am not surprised Baddiezz because we are so much used to so many lies, that when the truth eventually is told, it confuses us

Modified: I just scrolled through the thread.
And I've seen where you stand.

MuttleyLaff:
Seriously? Seriously?

Everything God made is good. I am for everything God made and against everything God made that is abused, ill-used, wrongly used and misused

Sorry I'm still confused

MuttleyLaff:
Brilliant thread and profile picture TheArranger.
Sing your song, keep on try telling the truth, stand your ground and dont let nobagar muzzle you.

Iyam not understanding. Are you for or against

Austineva:
dear, I like ur physique. So wow, especially d front

huh

vibbb:
Eeyahh, so sorry abt dat.

But tell us wot rilli hapned.

Y'all would always find a way to blame the female

Says a lot about the current educational system

princeade86:
read very well and comprehend. No where it mentioned unclad. Op said he removed his cloth.

Obviously you're the ignorant one. The post has been modified

KingAzubuike:
Forget about branches.. How many branches sef are headed by other tribes which are not Yoruba's. What I'm talking if here is the top positions in RCCG like assistant general overseers, PA s, national overseers etc. You get what I mean.

The reason is basically because the foundation members are mostly yoruba by tribe. All the names you see in that website are names of people that have been members of the church when the church was unpopular and only have few members. Just the same way we should not expect to see many yorubas occupying top positions in churches founded by Pastor Oritsajafor, Pastor Mike Okonko, Pastor Ntia Ntia etc. Not because they are tribalistic but rather because the foundation members are mostly people from other tribes and not the yorubas. And it is those foundation members that will rise to occupy many of the top posts as the church grows.

MuttleyLaff:
Beauty and brain, definitely no bimbo, you are absolutely right, it rendered differently on my laptop, compared to on my smartphone

I see

I know many branches that are headed by Igbos.

Congrats