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SmartPolician:
DJ Switch is a brave celebrity that did even what the male counterparts couldn't do.

Comedian AY (Ayo Makun) got the information that the military was on the way to the tollgate and had to quickly go, leaving behind the children of nobodies! God bless everyone who courageously stayed put and died for this cause.

As the biggest protest in Nigeria, we will tell this story in generations to come. Thanks to Falz and Runtwon for going ahead with this protest when Naira Marley chickened out! We will never forget!

I guess the Nigerian govt had NairaMarley by the balls as at that time. Don’t forget

Just be like say i dey view center dey watch two match

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Abule Egba, Nigeria

Some Lucky shot from my upstairs window

Shot and edited by me on my iphone

ab1x:
It is not an enough reason to beat her up. You just succeeded in ruining your life and career that is if you have one in the first place.

Dem tell you say boys need school abi na school need boys. Omo oro ma join lotto boys oga

habsydiamond:
Oga.. Ur u village people are monitoring u and u are here snapping pix... I sorry for you oo.. See the way the bird dey pity u sef..

Change your mindset I purposely leave food there so she can keep coming back jarey

This Lady flies to my window at exactly 7:40am everyday but today i made a pic out of it

Dem boys no gree show you way

Nigerialabalaba:
Nonsense report as usual from bloggers wey dey form journalists. Shiorr. If every internal memo wey dey be news, dat means say una no get job niyen.shiorr

Btw, trading crypto no be job o.. All the artisans , printers etc in Lagos now don quit work and don turn to crypto. Dem get work o but just abandon dem work dey do Bitcoin . E go beta make government stop dis crypto madness o.
Lazy people wey dey look for free money. Awon ole ole! Shiorr. One wey I know never go him shop for months now becos of dis nonsense crypto get rich quick mentality. Thank you FCMB. Na laziness and get rich quick mentality dey worry dem!

Imagine someone wey be 18 to 30 years wey dey waste hin youth and time wey e supposed use get right skill, experience and network dey decieve himself say him na crypto trader. Shoro niyen? Awon ole! Lazy lot! U will suffer in old age if at 18-30 na free money and get rich quick schemes you dey chase. Go work! That plumber get job o but him abandon all the job dey do Nonsense crypto. FG must stop dis madness o before dem grow up to become armed robbers.


Lazy yoots! You go see dem dey wake up by 11a.m dey stretch. School dem no go, work dem no learn and if you give dem job,ur own don cast patapata be dat. Shiorr!!

Alayaki1:
you get am...ice for here in otta ogun state..or we call am BABA...

Na kolos dem dey call baba for ogun state na

NarcissistKing:
Send the peanut to your mom in the village so she could eat and change her worn out wrapper. This is My last response to you.

Shalom!

Lol, You don’t even sound intelligent anyway

NarcissistKing:
If not being on Forbes is your criteria for being hungry then it's safe to say y'all hungry in your family!

You’re just rapping send me your azza make i do you small thing make you take hol body this weekend, me and your Pops e get where we dey meet.

If i slap your teeth

Righteousness2:
Halloween may look to be Fun but If your Eyes are opened to see what "Halloween" really is in the Spiritual realm, you will run and fly with all your Might from it.

Halloween is Satanic Service day/activity. Many have Unknowingly Given themselves to Celebrate , Promote and advance Satan and Satanic activities. Some many innocent folks are Unknowingly Intiated and Destroy through it.

The Mystery of this World is Deep. The Devil is a crafty and smart dude. He has blinded the eyes of many Worldwide and used various activities that look harmless to chain and Padlock them.

Be Spiritually wise.

NarcissistKing:
I'm not on the street begging either. Go get a life!

Oh you don realize?
You’re still hungry tho.

NarcissistKing:
Says a hungry poverty stricken creature.

Didn’t find you on forbes either. Be calm

Kobojunkie:
I no be hunter or snake catcher. If say I know people wey dey do that kain, na so I use dem do the business be that.

Understandable

Kobojunkie:
I always wonder about all the snake's we read of here on nairaland. That na serious snake skin wey people dey pay $1000s for shoes, bags etc., made from, una dey chop woiwoi!

Catch your own serious snake and sell the skin

Kobojunkie:
No chop that skin! You need to use it make yourself a quality pair of shoes, a belt and a wallet abeg!

Maybe when i catch another one

I eat it like 8times a day when I’m at home. This woman for the picture sef dey always collect transfer, i save her account no as beneficiary on my money app.

fawaz22:
please bro,what did you use as bait for the trap?

Chiicken intestine

Update barbecued Cobra

I no know say people for hood like snake meat. But here’s the result.

Visited my mums home at ogun state, I found my Dad’s old trap, set it yesterday and this morning here’s what i found

Some raw rap punchline/ something that vector or mi would spit when the nigerian situation hits them or probably when they smoke a high strain of loud and molly. Inspiration hits and based on the mood in time they’ll write and recod something like this!

Angrygoat:
100 million rands ,so just to get it.
FBI no dey take bribe,and dem no dey do credit.
I already said it,Nigerians Messing up SA projects.
Soon no more visa to SA.
Yahoo boy sweared to make it
2. Something billion naira
Those figures dey burst ma head,
Making my clients run out of patience

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