₦airaland Forum

Bella55555:
says who

Bella55555:
This is an example of a governor who is trying invite people to invest in his state

bizza45:
sack ole, del pogba, sell de-gea if he wants to leave , sell Sanchez ,young , Jones , smalling, lukaku but don't leave Herrera leave cos that guy ma asset d rest are just dunce

Houseofglam7:
Lawd-a-mercy
Just before she dishes about me too....imma just drop it here already....
Na, you ain't, you ain't got the body for stripping. you'd better off HOOKER. and bad ass one at that...




















I was a stripper

TheFacelessMan:
See his hard face. He threatened not to submit her assignment.

Let me share this again.

Many years back. This happened to me.

Bimpe must have been a pacemaker because my heart beat 2x as fast anytime i saw her. So tall, graceful and pretty.

I had already planned it all. This would be the Proposal to end all Proposals.

18,000 feet up i jumped from the plane just over the convocation ground of the great UNIBEN

It was Bimpe's Graduation Day so i wanted to give her the ultimate prize of all - ME

At 5000 feet, i pulled on the parachute release and it was taut and stiff

4000, 3000, 2000 ft : ... i was about to die for love

At exactly 900 feet from the ground, i managed to engage the release and the parachute billowed out from behind me.


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There was an audible gasp from the crowd below...


This was a scene they had never seen!


I touched down, shrugged off the parachute strings, dreaming of a future with a goddess ...

There she was...Bimpe, my love, a beauty like no other.

I strode to meet her, all eyes on us...

I knelt on the ground, brought out the ring and :

"BIMPE, will you marry me ?"

The crowd, as one drew in their breath in unison.






































"NO" she replied.


To be continued....

Culled from "The Memoirs of The Faceless Man"

KendrickAyomide:
you are really stupidd to bring this top fan matter to Nairaland

SteveOfu:
“I lost My father at 18, My mother at 19, lost My son at 30, Then My Daughter at 33. And Hey!!
Life goes on, it’s not the end of it. But above all i choose to rise”

yemmight:
OBJ is the cause of our division in Nigeria.

TwoBottles:

ALCOHOLKILLS:
i spent my Xmas at the office

sammyj:
But omo oluwabi does not believe and support thieves and willl never allow yam stealers to thrive among the Yoruba race!!!

Decryptor:
I thought the Governor was bluffing when he said that o...So this man meant that thing!

Na this one be the original Next Level na

Buhari come and learn

I luv Akwa Ibom people sha...just that some of them can be wicked

Martartins:
With the type of allocation they receive, this should have been in place for long.