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Politics / Re: Boko Haram Logistics Base Destroyed (see Photos And Video) by Badookelzi(m): 7:35pm On Apr 12, 2016
Thats nice

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Religion / Re: Post Your 'Front Page-Worthy' TOPICS And LINKS Here by Badookelzi(m): 12:42pm On Apr 11, 2016
See What Happened To Those That Mocked God, Be Warned
https://www.nairaland.com/3042194/see-what-happened-those-mocked
Religion / See What Happened To Those That Mocked God, Be Warned by Badookelzi(m): 11:44am On Apr 11, 2016
Check this out.

John Lennon (Singer):
Some years ago, during his interview with
an
American Magazine, he said:
'Christianity will end, it will disappear.
I do not have to argue about that.. I am
certain.
Jesus was ok, but his subjects were too
simple,
today we are more famous than
Him' (1966).
Lennon, after saying that the Beatles were
more
famous than Jesus Christ, was shot six
times.
Tancredo Neves (President of Brazil ):
During the Presidential campaign, he said if
he
got 500,000 votes from his party, not even
God
would remove him from Presidency.
Sure he got the votes, but he got sick a day
before his inauguration as President and
he died.
Cazuza (Bi-sexual Brazilian composer,
singer and
poet):
During A show in Canecio ( Rio de Janeiro ),
while smoking his cigarette, he puffed out
some
smoke into the air and said:
'God, that's for you.'
He died at the age of 32 of LUNG CANCER in
a
horrible manner.
The man who built the Titanic
After the construction of the Cruise Ship,
Titanic,
a reporter asked him how safe the Titanic
would
be.
With an ironic tone he said:
'Not even God can sink it'
The result: I think you all know what
happened to
the Titanic
Marilyn Monroe (Actress)
She was visited by Billy Graham during a
presentation of a show.
He said the Spirit of God had sent him to
preach
to her.
After hearing what the Preacher had to say,
she
said: 'I don't need your Jesus'.
A week later, she was found dead in her
apartment
Bon Scott (Singer)
The ex-vocalist of the AC/DC. On one of his
1979
songs he sang:
'Don't stop me; I'm going down all the way,
down
the highway to hell'.
On the 19th of February 1980, Bon Scott
was
found dead, he had been choked by his
own
vomit.
Campinas (IN 2005)
In Campinas , Brazil, a group of friends,
drunk,
went to pick up a friend.....
The mother accompanied her to the car
and was
so worried about the drunkenness of her
friends
and she said to the daughter holding her
hand,
who was already seated in the car:
'My Daughter, Go With God And May He
Protect
You.'
She responded: 'Only If He (God) Travels In
The
Trunk, 'Cause Inside Here.....It's Already Full '
Hours later, news came that they had been
involved in a fatal accident, everyone had
died.
The car could not be recognized what type
of car
it had been, but surprisingly, the trunk was
intact.
The police said there was no way the trunk
could
have remained intact.
To their surprise, inside the trunk was a
crate of
eggs, none was broken
Christine Hewitt (Jamaican Journalist and
entertainer) said the Bible (Word of God)
was the
worst book ever written.
In June 2006 she was found burnt beyond
recognition in her motor vehicle.
Many more important people have
forgotten that
there is no other name that was given so
much
authority as the name of Jesus.
Many have died, but only Jesus died and
rose
again, and he is still alive....
"J-E-S-U-S"
PS: If it was a joke, you would have sent it
to
everyone.
So, are you going to have the courage to
send
this?.
I have done my part.
Jesus said:
'If you are embarrassed about me, I will
also be
embarrassed about you before my father.'
You are my 8 in 8 seconds.
I am not breaking this..
No way!
I'M TOLD THIS WORKS!!!!!
Bishop T..D. Jakes '8 Second Prayer.'
Just repeat this prayer and see how God
moves!!
'Lord, I love you and I need you, come into
my
heart, and bless me, my family, my home,
and
my friends, in Jesus' name. Amen.'
Pass this message to 8 people {EXCEPT YOU
AND
ME}.....You will receive a miracle tomorrow.
I Hope you don't ignore this instruction.
#this for those that say God don't exist

http://naijaln.com/forum2_theme_112748317.xhtml?tema=1&See-what-happened-to-those-who.html
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Tottenham Hotspur Vs Manchester United (3 - 0) On 10th April 2016 by Badookelzi(m): 1:03pm On Apr 10, 2016
Its gonna be a tough match for we. United
Celebrities / Re: Adorable Photos Of Wizkid's Second Son by Badookelzi(m): 7:48pm On Apr 03, 2016
this Boy Resemble Davido Pass, Why Dis Girl Still Dey Push Am Giv Wizkid grin

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Phones / Re: Apple New Ios 9.3 Update Cause A Disaster To Its User; See How by Badookelzi(m): 12:12pm On Mar 28, 2016
Am Using Tecno, So It Dosent Consend Me. *spits On The Thread*
Crime / Re: Businessman Loses Briefcase, Driving Licence To Prostitute After One Round by Badookelzi(m): 12:03pm On Mar 28, 2016
Koinji Sweet. He Shud Just 4get About The Money.
Sports / Who Can Identify This Footballer by Badookelzi(m): 8:03pm On Mar 27, 2016
It Looked Like Ronaldo, But Looking Again It Like Ronaldo And Messi Combined. . . Cristiano Messi!!

Jokes Etc / Hillarious: Even With Three Moses by Badookelzi(m): 8:28am On Mar 27, 2016
Can You Imagine That Even With Three Moses

Simon Moses
Ahmed Musa(moses)
Victor Moses
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Nigeria Couldnt Defeat Egypt, Something That Only One Moses Did Alone...What Kind Of Moses Do We Have In This Country grin na talk oo
Romance / Re: Warning To The Girl Than Sent Me Kitty-Cat Pics by Badookelzi(m): 4:36pm On Mar 23, 2016
tongue If U Came Wif A Dirty Mind. Shu Shame!
Romance / Warning To The Girl Than Sent Me Kitty-Cat Pics by Badookelzi(m): 4:05pm On Mar 23, 2016
This Girl Have Been Sending Me FAT HAIRY Pussy Pics!
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I Have A Girl Frined And I Love Her.

Scrool Down To See The Pu**y Pic She Sent To Me.
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Celebrities / Re: 5 African Beauty Queens That Are Extremely Beautiful by Badookelzi(m): 7:21pm On Mar 20, 2016
PLEASE HELP. IS IT THAT THEY DONT ALLOW BEAUTIFUL GIRLS TO CONTEST IN BEAUTY CONTEST. EXPLAIN CAUSE THOSE GIRLS ABOVE ARE VERY VERY UGLY. I MEAN IT

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Education / Re: Nine Courses That Can Make You Cry In Nigerian University by Badookelzi(m): 1:44pm On Mar 18, 2016
OP SO MATHS EASY? COMPUTER SCINCE PROGRAMING EASY?? OK
Jokes Etc / Re: See The Big Snake I Killed Easily This Morning. by Badookelzi(m): 11:40am On Mar 18, 2016
Abeg O
Politics / Re: Nigerians No Longer Happy, Drops In Global Happiness Ranking – VanguardNgr by Badookelzi(m): 9:30pm On Mar 17, 2016
SUPERPACK:
JONATHAN.
YOU DON SMOKE WEED TIRE

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Romance / Re: As a guy,what is your greatest Turn Off In A Lady. by Badookelzi(m): 2:29pm On Mar 12, 2016
I CANT CRY FOR A GIRL OR LADY IF SHE DECIDES TO LEAVE ME. I ONLY CRY IF SHE DIES WITH MY MONEY

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Jokes Etc / When Nigerians Hear The Word 'change' In 2019 by Badookelzi(m): 11:18am On Mar 12, 2016
Hehehehe

Education / Re: Jamb scores 8th and 9th candidates below 200. by Badookelzi(m): 7:25am On Mar 11, 2016
SO JAMB WAS SO CHEAP THAT ALL OF YOU ARE EXPECTING 250-350 . WTH

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Phones / Re: How To Stop Airtel Services That Is Swallowing All Your Credit. by Badookelzi(m): 7:48pm On Mar 10, 2016
Phones / How To Stop Airtel Services That Is Swallowing All Your Credit. by Badookelzi(m): 7:46pm On Mar 10, 2016
Visit this link. To checkout some useless airtel services you need to stop on your mobile.

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Career / Re: MTN Sacks 180 Help Desk Staff by Badookelzi(m): 2:16pm On Mar 06, 2016
Could'nt Read The Story.

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Celebrities / Re: Olamide Declares Love For Princess Vitarah’s Nigerian Kitty-Cat Song by Badookelzi(m): 5:39pm On Mar 02, 2016
Baddo In The Making

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Celebrities / Re: Uti Nwachukwu And Helen Paul Cover Latest Issue Of The Celebrity Shoot Magazine by Badookelzi(m): 5:29pm On Mar 02, 2016
Cool.
Crime / Re: Three Men, Aged 70 Years, 65 Years And 58 Years Rape15-year-old Girl by Badookelzi(m): 8:12pm On Feb 26, 2016
Hehe lol. This raping news dy funny me nowadays.
Religion / Re: Story: How Witchcraft Has Ruined Our Family by Badookelzi(m): 7:18pm On Feb 23, 2016
abbeyty:
Oh boy, since God has shown you your enemy just buy a new cutlass make sure it is well sharped and pay your uncle a surprise visit.
the bible says you should not kill but leave all vengance to god.
Religion / Re: Story: How Witchcraft Has Ruined Our Family by Badookelzi(m): 7:06pm On Feb 23, 2016
it saddens me when some people try to tell me that my uncle isnt a witch. Am not talking out of imagination. Its something that most people in our community knows that he is a witch
Religion / Re: Story: How Witchcraft Has Ruined Our Family by Badookelzi(m): 7:01pm On Feb 23, 2016
and those of you saying that our pastors are fake, should rather know that its going out of hand. Even one man that is a witch once told my dad that "if his brother denies being a witch my father should come and tell him
Religion / Re: Story: How Witchcraft Has Ruined Our Family by Badookelzi(m): 6:57pm On Feb 23, 2016
please am sure of everything i said, my fathers senior brother once told my father that he almost ate a human flesh, through devilsh and native doctors and all those festival things, thats the way he acquired his witch.
Politics / Re: Udom Donates N200K To Widows In Akwa-Ibom State. Photos by Badookelzi(m): 10:11pm On Feb 21, 2016
Chivasex:
None sense, its not even up to 2 thousand naira per widow. Idiot
You Don Blind??

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Health / Re: current hot weather in Nigeria: share your frustration by Badookelzi(m): 10:09pm On Feb 20, 2016
I Dey Selp Outside Nowadays. Cause Person Fit Die For House. I Dont Care About Arm Robbers.
Jokes Etc / Question Time, Please Everybody Should Click by Badookelzi(m): 11:55pm On Feb 19, 2016
I WANT TO ASK A QUESTION. THIS NAIRA NOTES PEOPLE VOMIT WHEN USED FOR BLOOD MONEY, IS IT FROM CBN, OR WHERE??

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