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Hi
Do av an EOD full options 2003-05, send pics if any, realistic prices only, omisakintunde@gmail.com

Hi Nairalanders
My Work has just taken me to PH for three weeks and i've been so bored cos i dont know anyone out here
Its quite boring staying in ma hotel room ,sipping beer,watching Hitv and browsing the internet, if there's any
NL chic out there that stays in Port harcourt and wants to hang out,i'd be gla if u can contact me
My email addy is omisakintunde@gmail.com 08056686799.waiting

@poster, nice joke

Wishing Da-Grin a speedy recovery

I tink you should focus and ur mba dem make up ur mind wat u really want to do.

bluebunnie:
Hahahaha funny.

Wasnt funny then ,almost damaged a bruvaz reputation!

Mine was in JSS3 it was during nite prep in the boarding house,.I stepped out of the classroom and sent someone to call her(we were in the same class) and i had memorised my lines,by the time she came out my brain just went dead .After about a 30 seconds of silence i said "i just wanted to ask if your introtech note is complete"

Hmmm,
lemme see,so you know what gullible means?*claps* very intelligent indeed*claps again*

queeneve:
Do you know what gullible means? Let me help you out, IT MEANS TO EASILY TRICK OR CHEAT.


!

Now let's try word play

Queeneve 'doles' out all her money to Mr Not-so-Nigerian because she is gullible enuff to beleive he'd marry her?

Makes sense?

daduke2k:
And by d way, a 15 yr old doesnt hav a . . . .*mimics* FIIAANNNCE

15 yrs old?
Either she's got a 9 yr old brain or she's suffering from chronic Fixation
Her thots/views/jokes are so peurile and sickening.Makes me wonder
which 'MOFO' is decieving her with 'FIANCE',Anyways she sounds very gullible too.I know she doles out all her money to the Guy
Only coming to NL to make a fool of herself.

on point sir, on point!
[quote][/quote]You see Ayetty its not that hard to notice your FRUSTRATION

well i love you both,,,,,,Nuff said

queeneve:
Wow, Ayetty I didn't know you was feminist vemon!

I think you hurted Jen's feelings, She want to fight now!

Look at the chitty buddies they came to fight a bunch of women, SMMFDGTDADEADDAEH!

Welcome Queeneve, the lady wif a naija guy who doesnt act Nigerian what the hell does that shit mean anyway?[/size][size=8pt][size=8pt][/size][sub][/sub]

ayettymama:
yes naa im soo heartbroken and duped

wont u come and console me??

i have soo much money to give

bunch of eda's!

My point exactly.one bad egg doesnt make all the eggs rotten. You need to learn to let old wounds heal, dont come taking out your frustartion on NLanders.

@Ayettymama

U see what i mean,
it wasn't meant to be an insult,
but i knew u'd take the bait, FISH!!!

@ayettymama

Well, dont blame me 'cos u r a lady
u've got so much feminist venom.
its either u 've been dumped or duped by boys

Get a MAN

Everyone says there's luv in sharing, Accepted
Guys gives ladies, Good man, Very acceptable
Ladies give guys, Hell no, Not acceptable at all.


Some ladies are so damn pathetic,
I'm not mentioning names but i fink Ayettymama and clique have got very
ancient and sadistic view on relationships, somebody's got to remind them
this aint the stone age!!!

Hi, could you gimme a price for a 05/06/07 honda accord?, thanx

PS yu can send response to omisakintunde@gmail.com

Erm, i'm a thirsty traveller just passing by, please can i have a bottle of beer!

Wealth cant be measured by where u hangout or what u drive, maybe you should state what there bank account reads.
Styl plus may have dissapointted there fans by not leveraging on thier success frm 'olufunmi' but i'd say the first (olufunmi)and second albums(imagine dat) where good.On the third one they wasted so much energy convincing ppl (and maybe themselves)that they werent breaking up which they still did with their latest effort(titled unbreakable), but unlike the third album,this new album reminds you of the styl plus we use to know, and if they get a good management,this album would put them back on the naija music map, if you dont have it yet ,its a collectors must(better than all d craps we've been hearing)

Sometimes i wonder aw some bruvas fink,
Why the hell would you consider mariage when u are jobless?

Some guys just make stupid sentimental and unrealistic comments on NL,confusing responsibility wif materiality
A jobless man finkin bout marriage?Thats not african in anyway, An african man takes pride in taking care of his wife,
If you aint got a job you are aint fit to get married,

And for the ladies finking bout getting married to a jobless bruva,
U'd come back to Nairaland when the tears start rolling!

Nuff said!!!

preciouseboh:
Its ok broda. Just kip living the life.

No mind this guy, why should you continue living? Do the honorable thing, commit suicide!

I dont fink its got anyfin to do wif ma head.u guyz r nt 9ice at all

candylips:
you need to get your head examined. Surely there most be something wrong wif u

dyu mean like see a psychologist?

Hi guyz
Just wanna know if i've got a problem
Since i broke up wif ma ex,i've been finding it hard to stick wif any lady, i get excited when i met 'em, do a lotta calling and romantic outings, but when they start getting comfy and seeking commitment,i find myself unconciously withdrawing and avoiding 'em , it's happened wif about 5 ladies now, i'm lonely and tired of being single, and starting to fink i gotta problem, any suggesstions?

tai2:
Good. She has dumped you abi? Now that you have learnt your first lesson go and learn how to find control. Forget her, for a woman to say she wants to leave, she wants to leave. Learn to be a better boyfriend the next time around.

i knew u were gonna give that advice, make d guy waka go express joorr

I am never comfortable wif older ladies, they always feel like they know much, pisses me off

babbybooz is the prettiest gal i've ever seen

Great post,

Tai2, u r d bomb

This is no theory, practical all d way, for realists only