Tashaluv:

Screensaver and wallpaper for my phones and laptop

Dyt:

Ben,all dis happen in face me i face u

ehn ehn iba solo

Ah iya chukura welcome oo,
i came back for feedback on what i asked of your husband yesterday,
Na him i jam dis malo hekitor wey come dey call a whole titled shief comedian

wait wetin be comedian sef,no be apanilerin gbowo?
Ha! see arinfin of the highest other


@hekita,nanshense to you too,bloody malo

hectorswag:

o ma n be!! all those tiltle wey you dey yarn put for dia, na for your pocket!
if na true say na elder you be, e better make you jejely carry your pot belle comot for road, go enter village, make others see chance comment mchew, you dey hia dey decieve ya sef, dey tink say person fear you mmmcchheewww nansense!!!

come ben-10, if u knw dis guy, warn am oo!! hmmm

Hekitor abi kilon tin je? Na me u dey follow talk like dis?
See y i no dey visit face-me-i face -u?
Na me be nansense?

Well make i no vex go turn you to tortoise

candylips:

nonsense

Dem send you come

^^^^ i can see you still have this eye disease of yours
I repeat i no be iba solo
i be otunba esupofo okikiola badmus,yes ke!
the afobaje oluomo 1 of Ile-ife,mind your sef oo

1.She is Pretty
2.She is Intelligent
3.She's a great cook
4.She appreciates music/can sing
5.She plays video games
6.She's not about the money
7.Shes got a very good sense of humour

If your GF is really pissed at the banker dude's attitude ,she shud report to the BM of the bank and maybe the police too .That would keep him off

Ujujoan:

^^^ And what category do you fall into? Those who are here simply to increase the population?

The category of those tired of reading your dumb posts

Ujujoan:

Wow, you must really be short then!

But im taller than you are so i can never marry you

^^^^Radio katanga,Radio without battery

1.A woman shorter than i am
2.A woman not as fine as i am
3.A woman that earns less than $3500 a month
4.A woman that nags
5.A dark skinned woman

Ujujoan:

You can say what you like, it only highlights your narrow mindedness!

If a man @ 30 is still whinning over the fact that his life is not well coordinated then I don't want to be a party to finding someone to pass the blame on. He dated the gilr for 4 years and you are here telling him how matereialistic she is. Isn't that just another indication of how daft he is? After four years he doesn't know who his GF really is!

And please whenever you feel like making a baseless conclusion about my personal life, try and exercise some restrain b/cos what you know about me couldn't even form a tear drop!

There are only two kinda peeps on Nairaland;Those who make sensible contributions and those who only wanna be heard even when there deductions/conclusions are quite senseless and baseless,my dear uju,u fall into the latter category.
I fink there should be some IQ restrictions for some forums/discussions

violent:

she sent three whooping days at your crib?

and you come here to cry blood over your home theater?

Count your stars she spent only three days,what woulda been the payment for additional days?, Your TV?

190:

^^

I suggest u go for only Boomi
cos wetin u de look for around tasha
U nor go ever see!!

Really? Lemme find out for masef

Ujujoan:

I'm probably the worng person to say this because a lot of people already think I'm the female version of Lucifer, but I think the guy needs to do a proper reappriasal of himself. Dropping the girl might not be a bad idea either because after dating him for 4 years, she should have being a better influence than she is! She has as much blame as he does because she had the chance to help him come up with a better plan and she never did . . .

Neways I better get going before Aisha and David starts a deleiverance session for me! lol!

Who ever said Lucifer was a man?

Dyt:

children rushin out 4rm d compound shoutin iba solo iba solo iba solo iba solo iba solo

Chei,even the children in this compound have mental issues
*quickens pace*

Dyt:

nawao, na so ppl dey 4get, na me u bin dey beg back den o

ha iba solo

baba bintu sees iba solo n screams,is dis u longest tym,ow u con escape dat day now,meanwele,iba solo dey match am mk e stop n as baba bintu dey lousy so,e con shout say y u dey match me now,oh because u bring your oga car,u wan cm pose 4 us abi,nansence

So many crazy folks in this compound hu be dis madman again?
*frees himself from the madmans grip and hurries back to his car*

Dyt:

eyah, he has gone 2 do sm wor o

wait, em r u nt iba solo, d one dat wz sent packin 4rm baba sule house

iba what?
Thats my 2010 honda accord parked outside,i've been a landlord since age 15

By the way i need a nu gardener for one of my houses in lekki,u fink yur husband can handle that?
i'll pay well oo

Boomi
Tasha

Dyt:

ha ha ha kilonshe baba silifa, waka jo

u r welcome 2 iya shukuras compound badoomusoo

Sowwy iya chukura,i dont do face me i face you, i came here cos ma pumping machine's got problems
learnt the plumber is your husband,can he come do some work in ma house in Ikoyi?

Ben-10:

I love that real illiterate yoruba woman accent. Dyt must be one.

Seconded

IMO the poster would have saved more if he didnt have a liability for a baggage
and now he wants to make that load permanent

*shakes head in dismay*

Until i used tashaluvs profile pix for my screensaver

Hey guys,
That song featured other artiste on the alapomeji label
Y's it gotta be about 9ice,Rugged or Toni?
Artiste dont sing from personal experiences alone, alotta things influence their songs.

Until she couldnt stop calling
Almost 15 calls in a day ahn ahn

I really cant believ i spent the better part of an hour reading this thread,
it's got everything, Action,suspense,drama,romance,fiction,,
Better than desperate housewives,prisonbreak and 24 all rolled up into one
I think this should be the title : The Curious case of Tomi Okoye

Tadeus, i have seen your mail, are you saying that a babyboy and an EOD are of the same cost?, cos thats what your mail suggest,
and besides me about 3 other peope are buying so,

Oga inspired,

Please can you send the prcelist forthe following cars (full options)

Honda accord (babyboy) up to 2002 model

Toyota camry(chrystal light)

Hi

Please wats the realistic price for an honda accord 2000/01/02 with full options?

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