₦airaland Forum

iamawara:
Lol. When I said the slot for Bsc is 15 per state u guys think I am lying right. Time will tell. I swear down there is a Northern state I know. This APC guys u see are sharing slots for automatic employment. They are sharing it 1 candidate per ward, i.e wards that gave them the highest vote in d concluded election.


What is this country turning into we go get chance so


We that have God lets be praying oh. Things are becoming something else in this 9ja

Happyguy201:
Too late I called and someone picked said they rushed him to the hospital he took snipper

Omar09:
My Goodness! You fat! I don't like it.

Rekhina:
Don't allow all this boys intimidate you remember you have backups
Show them you are from nigerdelta we are equals to men ,we aren't below ,
It's a game! Let it begin !!


hahahaha hahahaha

MissGhosted:
i laugh in all the colour of the rainbow.

Where are the men. Why have they run away. I am not a bad person.


All this indomie men. The indomie is because that is how most of their dick is shaped. All of them are dying of poverty.eg astrog/blueair who havent eaten since morning. They are now dry like bongafish.

they dont have anything. Martinez39 do you have a car? No.
Ubunja is just a teacher. This goats will be encouraging men to embrace rubbish. That red pill drug that they adverise is medicine against menstral pain. Women can testify to that. No wonder our men here are behaving like fools.

anyways Back to the topic, the title men is the only thing men have. They dont have money, properties, degrees and so on. So they demand for respect because our anatomy is different. But that ends. Women are growing balls that will knock men away. Men dont deserve anything but hate. Make them your slaves.

Im busy now. When i begin my female miseducations i will teach all my sister.

HarunaWest:
Okay...Lemme tell you guys a secret so you know how bleeped up our country is..NSCDC is to recruit 10k personnel's, 3K Bsc. and HND, then 7K ND et rank and file....APC(North) has already shared 2K from BSC cadre don't know what they took from the other...As I speak to you now..The BSC and HND slot has been exhausted. To replace someone's name I heard it's now 850K..
Whoever tells you that you don't need connecion in NSCDC recruitment is a liar .Most people talking and preaching here are Governor's or Senators or Generals candidates,but they wouldn't tell you. They will keep talking as If they stand with the common man,but the aren't.....If you are a common man that applied for this job,even down to SSCE cadre,the Lord is our strength...Politicians have finished Us.

Shashar:
Dont mind her,you fine pass monkey.

Zielle:
Hahahaha . E pain am . It's not my fault u are not fine na, is it? U started it by tlkn abt op's looks only for me to check ya profile n... big yawn.

Since when do pple get asked to check others' profiles or are u dumb? U didn't hv to ask me to check ur profile before i did. NL is a public forum, get that thru ur almost-beheaded head. Abeg lay off the perms n go natural. That hair don't evn look like u can fit it into a ponytail, damn . For ya own good, staaaaaap perming that almost non-existent hair, buahahaha

No one asked u to describe ur wh0ring lifestyle, but we nw know how much of a wh0re u are. No comparison btwn me and u bc i'm still a virgin, unlike u. Don't think every female prostitut3s themselves like u. We don't all live the same lifestyles. Next time u don't quote me, dumb ho.

silento:
While she was busy watching bbnaija 2019

She hardly had time for us to chat , just one or two calls in a week

Long story short there is this her friends that is always online I joking shoot my shot and boom she was interested in me , it was a bit hard for her to accept but after a month she gave in and we are now fully dating each other

She has been asking me to officially tell her friend that Am done with her , but am keeping it as a surprise for her when bbnaija end she will come back fully like last year

Then I will break the news to her as her own endorsement deal

agbonkamen:
I hope you are classic too because Las Las you go be one these guys wey no sabi anything about women



Modified
You no even fine self

MrBrownJay1:
Some virgin can be just as Whorish as non virgin....many of them get bleeped in the a aass and suck countless dikcs (worst than hoes) while keeping their virginity intact.

Jordanbelfort07:
If the pussy ain't brand new a.k.a (a virgin)
My brother forget it!!

drips8:
Sometimes I wonder what nairalanders actually look like

pcguru1:
Everybody is jobless

Ilekokonit:
Only a man with a MAFIA mindset can deal successfully with Nigerian women.

Be a gentle man with them at your own peril.

Nigerian women just like the VULTURE are patient birds and they will play a waiting game whilst deceiving you enough with 419 love enough to make you let down your guards and purse strings and spend so much of your money, time, emotions and youthful energy into lifting up these ungrateful witches and once you have lifted them up in all ways especially financially, they will use every fibre of their being to try to destroy you in any way they can.

If not for God !!!

I dare guys to try an experiment with their wife / woman / girlfriend. Just tell her you have lost all your sources of income and see how she transforms within 2 months from the former loving woman into an unrecognizable Devil and Enemy.

healthserve:
Missjoy29


Aweleakwaetiti


Oya food don don

lukui:
PUSSY IS DIFFERENT
I hear some ladies say pussy is pussy, No pussy is different, listen...
We have 3 types of pussy.
1. Tap pussy
2. Borehole
3. River pussy
Tap pussy is very tight and can only be found in a Chubby lady......
Borehole community pussy is very deep and it is also called bottomless pit.....that can only be found in a slim lady.
River pussy, is the deepest and widest of all, such can be found in a slim skinny tall lady.....and you can easily get drown.
Looks of pussy.
1. Some have baby face look
2. Some have angry face looks
3. Some look like burnt sacrifice
4. Some look like Forbidden city
7 Colors of pussy
1. Black
2. Yellow
3. Pink
4. Brown
5. Red
6. Orange
7. Arsh
Types of pussy flavor
1. Banana flavor
2. Strawberry
3. Onions
Sounds of pussy
1. Papapapapa
2. Klap klap klap
3. Flap flap flap
Conditions of pussy
1. Wet pussy
2. Dry pussy
3. Slippery
Pussy taste
1. Some taste like cheese cake
2. Some taste like soya mince
3. Some taste like maggi noodles
The good and Bad smell of pussy
1. Fish smell
2. Gutter smell
3. Palm wine
Good day
Abi you want more lectures Ni?

Bgirlie:
I pity the ladies looking for partners on Nairaland whew!