Phones › Re: The Best Smartphone That Costs Less Than 25K by baloney: 4:36pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: At Last, President Buhari’s Cabinet List Out Wednesday - ThisDay by baloney: 2:35pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
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Christianity Etc › Re: 9 Types Of Pastor's In Nigeria by baloney: 2:04pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
can't agree less you must be a pastor yourselve to know all these there are still men of God both in & outside the ministry. |
Rap Battles › Re: Battle Archives by baloney: 1:54pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
Versus Mikuz ....
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In this 'Garden' we sparring...I ll' torch this Weakling's Limbs/ Bury Mik in the 'middle'....'like the Forbidden Tree'/ and have this Feeble kitten/Harnessed & 'Silenced'....like 'T in Tsunami'/ If this 'Joker' teases.... Don't you laugh or Chuckle/ Cos Mik's "Dying "Serious" -....He's Harry Porter's Uncle !/
My fists Omnipresent …once they graze Mikuz head/ they ll' leave his brains Everywhere !!/ This "Pumpkin" Faced turd.....will be slapped, whipped, tortured/ His "Mango Shaped Skull"...would be Bashed with Four Four / Mik's Entire Scheme...would be "Dwarfed with 'Fruits'...-- "Aki and Paw-Paw" !!/
Am Mik's Rabbi and Mentor/ He's my fanatical "Stan"...like the "Marvel" Inventor"/ But he never improved....and his words are aimless/ Mik couldn't "Awe Fans"...."though he lost both Parents"/ Plus he's ancient and fading.....his Career is failing.....I ll' let Mayans impale him/ Cos Mikuz life....is an English Sentence-....by Patience Ebele !/
Mik's on Garri Diet...he's dried up and lean/ Poverty's 'the Monalisa'...and its 'smiling' at Kim/ While I was in Capitol ….Eating Fluffy cakes/ with Honey,grapes/ Mik found it hard to Feed ....- He played the 'The Hunger Games' !/
Mik's a halfwitted barbarian/ Like Conk Smokers....he's Liable to Die "Young" .....- "Norbert and Gloria" /!! Plus Coog FFucked Kim...and all people witnessed/ Coog "Came on the facials"...of this Crippled Midget/ If you see "White Stains on Mik's Face"...--It ain't "Pimple Treatment"!!/
My Clips would crack his Spine/ Mik ain't "Multi-talented" ...if he's "3-Syllabic Rhymes" / So Hide his daft bleak written/ Or my helicopter blades...will slash this kitten/ No Ribery or Lampard ..but when I yarn you quickly/ that Mik is a Dead-Meat....am just 'Frankly Speaking"! /
Am not Ranting or bluffing... or sarcastically talking/ When I say like "Olympus"...- Mik has Drastically "Fallen"!/ His Cerebrum ain't working....and he's known for Baloney/ His scripts are bollocks...They come Bony and lamely/ Mik's got nothing in his head.... but plenty on his head .....-- He's Marounne Fellaini !!/
Mik's also a Biter... He stole my Rap style and yours/ Studied Ibi's pattern....and jacked it at once / "We see Prekky in Kim"...i should smack Mikuz Jaws/ "We see Kr0ne in Kim"...I should blast Mikuz balls/ We even see "Sid" in Kim ....Like An "Agbalumo" !!/
Mik's a Commercial "LovePeddler"...He's no `Dope grown folk/ Even "Santa Claus" would say"...-- "He's a Ho,Ho,Ho"!/ He's disgrace to Rap....In Rage i ll' slit the arms/ of the pale wrinkled Dam/ Mik made no Hip-Hop.... he just raised Hip up ...- Etighi Dance !!!/
Mik's the result of leaked Cum/ He `Raped a Pregnant Girl ...and claimed he had a `party !/ His dentals will be damaged...with Cold Stones and hatchets/ If Mik tightens his Lips...He ll" be Blown in 5 secs/ 8 shots will open Mik's teeth...-- like Close-Up Adverts!!/
Cross the bounds and limits/ It won't take "Hours"...For i ll' surround this Midget/ And Like "Secretaries of meetings" ....he ll' be taken him down in "Minutes" !!/ Am Oliver Queen ...I ll' have this haggard Brat/ hanged in Calabar/ Then i ll' put An Arrow ...into Mikuz Head...- Aang the Avatar!! /
Mik is extinguished....Finished and diminished/ If the nit wit's insisting/ in vomiting his gibberish/ My Jagged harpoons...will Clamp his stale lungs / 4 Forks and Rods....will Hack his frail Chords / And with massive Chain-Saws/ I ll' Drill "12 holes" in Mik .... "Like the Ayo-Game-Board !!/
************************************** you have talent, you could really write songs for Mik but you got 2 much hatred for mik, brother if you wanna grow in the game don't hate mik course if you do you just bluffing, wasting time you aren't getting noting end game not hunger games. mik isn't hungry. |
Education › Re: Unilag Releases Post Utme Result by baloney: 1:43pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
chukzUd: you blind?Traditional gyming kor warlords nebei I guess we are seeing the same thing. even downloaded the sh..t keep looking " aren't blind" u see. lol exercising the muscle is good on a wet day. lol |
Science/Technology › Re: Human-like Species Discovered In South Africa (Photos) by baloney: 1:38pm On Sep 27, 2015 |
RaeMystix: Baloney RaeMystix it like you know me.
am I lucky. |
Politics › Re: Nigerian Govt. Lied, UN Meeting It Failed To Attend Not “Unofficial” - PremiumT by baloney: 11:51am On Sep 27, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: HILARIOUS PHOTO: When Pastor Say's "Your Blessing Is On The Way"..lolz by baloney: 11:36am On Sep 27, 2015 |
mhizpeaarl: HAPPY SUNDAY FOLKS
PRAISE BE TO THE LORD
THE GREAT AND THE MIGHTY GOD
THE JOY OF THE WHOLE WORLD
HE'S WORTHY TO BE PRAISED na to go block the blessing?
even if rain is falling or sun shinning  like he said? |
Travel › Re: Photo Of What I Saw In India . Science Or Magic? by baloney: 11:10pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
lomprico: Just like this na jazz be these.
scientifically speaking eye is just playing trick on your |
Travel › Re: Photo Of What I Saw In India . Science Or Magic? by baloney: 11:08pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
moscow37d: Fellow nairalander. I was checking out a trend on nairaland of how a guy levitated at Ikeja, that brought about people staring for hours. Later the magic was busted and It was explained that the guy actually sat on a kind of chair that you can not see even with a closer look. That now remind me of what I saw in new Delhi (India ) when I went for a course. It's a huge stone tied to a stick, and the stick is sitting on a glass cup. It amazes me a lot every time I look at this picture. And there is this question that always comes to my mind . Could this be magic or science? Though I don't believe in magic but I need someone who can scientifically proof this to me or else I believe in magic once and for all if there is no proof for it. Thank yoy all. it levitation |
Romance › Re: What Is The Funniest Thing You Ever Found Yourself Doing Around Opposite Sex? by baloney: 11:00pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Family › Re: This Is How Love Should Be[photo] by baloney: 10:59pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Jokes Etc › Re: Checkout These Hillarous But True Pictures. by baloney: 9:32pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) › Re: Newcastle United Vs Chelsea (2 - 2) On 26th September 2015 by baloney: 7:30pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Serena Williams Poses Topless For Pirelli Calendar(pictures) by baloney: 6:18pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Education › Re: My Accent Is Affecting Me Acedemically,pls Help!!! by baloney: 6:16pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
work on your accent, with practice you overcome & don't be in a hurry, it won't change over nite |
Celebrities › Re: Pop Star Terry G's Son Got More Swag Than Most Celebrities by baloney: 6:14pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
swaggalicious swag |
Celebrities › Re: Denrele Edun Fell From Stage In Port-Harcourt by baloney: 6:13pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Buhari And Obasanjo Meet With Gordon Brown (Photos) by baloney: 6:07pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Nigerian Celebrities In South Africa For AMAA 2015 (pics) by baloney: 6:05pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Ministerial List: Buhari, Obasanjo Hold Crucial Meeting At UN Plaza by baloney: 6:01pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Saraki’s Loyalists To Rubbish Buhari’s Ministerial List As Rivals Plot His Remov by baloney: 1:01pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Phones › Re: Blackberry Confirms The Rumor That It Is Working On An Android Phone. by baloney: 12:24pm On Sep 26, 2015 |
can Android os be really secure. that a? to be answered in November. |
Celebrities › Re: Bovi’s Wife's Joint Birthday Cake For Her Hubby And Daughter (photo) by baloney: 11:58am On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Sports › FIFA Rankings: Super Falcons Drop Eight Places by baloney(op): 6:54am On Sep 26, 2015 |
The Super Falcons of Nigeria has dropped nine
places in the latest FIFA rankings to 38th
position in the world.
The poor position of the Falcons can be attributed
to the abysmal performance of the team at the All
Africa Games where they failed to win any medals
and their failure to qualify for next year’s
Olympics in Rio, Brazil.
The Falcons who are being handled by caretaker
coach Chris Danjuma played seven matches in
total in September.
https://www.naij.com/565340-fifa-rankings-super-falcons-drop-nine-places.html |
Politics › Re: Fear Of Arrest: Politicians Lobby CCB To Rectify Declaration Forms by baloney: 6:49am On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Nigeria Delegation At UN Gen Assembly In New York (Photos) by baloney: 3:13am On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Politics › Re: Many Dead, 50 Houses Razed As Boko Haram Invades Adamawa Communities by baloney: 3:12am On Sep 26, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke And His Son Lie On The Bed (photo) by baloney: 9:42pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
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Crime › Re: I Made N6million As A Fake Lawyer – Suspect by baloney: 7:36pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
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Celebrities › Re: Jim Iyke Celebrates His 39th Birthday Today: Congrats by baloney: 6:47pm On Sep 25, 2015 |
was expecting to see Jim Lyke posing with Obama or d Pope today his birthday, since d other day he wz with d king, day before the other day he wz with cent.. Wat happen today.
hbd though. |