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we go still spoil the bin sha |
all this mumu op and co telling me how to live my life....
lemme go an masturbate in peace this nite jawe....na soap I go use ooo |
all this mumu op and co telling me how to live my life....
lemme go an masturbate in peace this nite jawe....na soap I go use ooo |
Crafteck1:If it for pes mobile I will surely win it |
BABA U DON LOOSE GUARD....... Start planning for shiloh |
Devil1Messenger:then you get some lies to cook up |
bobbythegreat:sure rip nip tha great |
only NIPSEY HUSSLE THA GREAT |
Devil1Messenger:bro calm down........ because I have also defaulted them since last year and dey don send message to my contacts tire and most of all my contact na people wet we all dey owe loan app .....and even my papa def dey bash dem with curse I just like that nigga ......so hope you don't have very important people in your contact list ..... |
Sonnobax15:dat my name oooo abeg resolve the prob |
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Copied..... 1.What is the biggest lie in the entire universe? "I have read and agree to the Terms & Conditions." 2. I Renamed my iPod The Titanic, so when I plug it in, it says, “The Titanic is syncing.” 3. I was setting a voice recognition password for my new phone and a nearby dog barked and ran away. Now I am still looking for the dog to unlock my phone. 4.Where's the best place to hide a body? Page two of Google Search. 5.Happy 3 week anniversary to the 26 browser tabs I have open." 6.Yesterday I decided to change my WiFi name to "Hack me if you can" and when I woke up this morning I saw the name changed to "Challenge accepted" somebody help." 7. Autocorrect has become my worst enema 8.Password looks at itself in the mirror: "Don't listen to Google. You are a strong, confident password." 9.I’ve given up social media for the New Year and am trying to make friends outside Facebook while applying the same principles. Every day, I walk down the street and tell passersby what I’ve eaten, how I feel, what I did the night before, and what I will do tomorrow. Then I give them pictures of my family, my dog, and me gardening. I also listen to their conversations and tell them I love them. And it works. I already have three people following me—two police officers and a psychiatrist." 10."I tried to explain to a client why I couldn’t help him with a project that was written in a program code that I didn’t know. “Let’s say you’re asking me to write something in a specific language. Now, I’m fluent in English and Spanish, but your project is in Chinese. Since I don’t understand Chinese, I’m not your best option. You need someone who is fluent in this specific language. See?” He said he did and thanked me. The next morning, I got a call from another developer asking, “Why is your client asking us if we’re fluent in Chinese? 11.Whoever said that the definition of insanity is doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results has obviously never had to reboot a computer 12.The cool part about naming your kid is you don’t have to add six numbers to make sure the name is available. 13.Any room is a panic room if you've lost your phone in it 14.I wish people were like Internet videos and you could tap them lightly to see a clock of how much longer they’re going to be talking. 15.Facebook should have a limit on times you can update your relationship status, after 3 it should default to 'unstable'. |
Devil1Messenger:Bro no think am 2 much me I am still owing branch 50k since 2020..... And no be say I no wan pay but the Sim wey I fit register Don lost and Airtel is really being stupid on retrieval so for now make branch no vex and so many more wey I dey owe.....Las Las na ur contact Dem go call.....u for drop ur number make I narrate my ordeal to you Sha if u are interested |
Belial06:Bro I feel u jawe ..make we stop before nairaland rich people will start saying we should go and pay...lolll |
Belial06:Oga no 1 fit arrest me sef cos if u lock me up....e Don sure say u no go collect dime besides I didn't steal from Dem na loan I take and I intend to pay back even if it takes month...... And if u do were na to use my army beat u on top ur money |
Devil1Messenger:detest from bet9ja virtual because na dem chop my 600k for 2018 that time which I also thought about suicide but I didn't do it and now we don dey 2022 we move bro..... if u still want to keep playing virtual na ur own grave u dey dig.....me instead of playing virtual I play electronic basketball |
Devil1Messenger:bro ...no be only dey owe loan apps money I am also owing them money and I Neva for once think about suicide......and my own debt plenty pass your own self if I list am u go call me monster...but because life dey there is still hope....even all the loan app don message all my contacts finished as for me I still dey go work....but the only solution u can do is. start paying one by one and deleting the loan app one by one also....I go still say it own no reach my own if u wan make i share my own u go cry def but I am alive and loan cannot kill me |
Devil1Messenger:well do u want my opinion on this |
well she is still giving back to the community |
bro easy buy is shit ...I would rather buy Gionee f100 than to step into any of their outlet to borrow phone |
DonBenny77:we set there 2geda broo....I can't kill myself if dem like make dem add wetin pass interest if I don blow I go repay all |
danyx:u don get anoda 1 |
Firefyta:I am always happy when another bro is also ON TMC |
BABA DON GO REST......... HELP ME GREET NIPSEY HUSSLE THA GREAT |
Op.... Is stupid......werey transgendered....... When he scored in champion league matches he did not flop look.... Just leave wey PSG don Collect either they serious or not Na there he flop.. Op go and be doing ASHAWO..... even though the mod are pussy licker for pushing this idiot post to fp |
I swr if no be say iPhone 13 Don come out I for buy am 315k Oshi arata ma ra iyo |
femi4:I was thinking that maybe it is the new way of writing A1 |
Just check my junior bro results and his maths was outstanding
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eddyghali:It is run by fraudsters and even customer care won't help |
pepz01:Woah. Please don't go there.. If u love your self |

