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Dicks causing fights since forever

buygala:
I already donated twice in the last 6 months.... Been doing so for the last 9 years


I just hope my blood was or is used for a worthy cause such as bringing relief to these bomb victims, instead of using it to extend the worthless life of some dimwit politician

I FOR GO DONATE AGAIN... BUT THE NBTS NURSE HAS STERNLY ADVISED ME AGAINST IT, SO THAT I DON'T END UP NEEDING BLOOD TRANSFUSION MYSELF

kai ab.ok.i.. You can lie oh.

MizMyColi:
I fear no one

Change your d.p now. Promoting lesbianism isn't the best.

Ishilove:
Retards, imbeciles, morons!!!

I NEVER for once believed he made such idiotic and inflammatory statements, because if after profiling the Prof, a man of great repute and stature, it is only unlearned people who will still believe he is capable of saying such nonsense, and in front of a prestigious crowd as Havard's for that matter!

They want to pull Kongi down. Their plan o wa failure. The reactions and name calling made me deeply ashamed of some people here. Where's slimmy05? Who's the baby now?

Retards, repeat, retards... Internet infestations

As for The 'Babble', Kongi should treat their fuckup with genteel savagery. Junk journalists without any respect for professional ethics. I wonder how they could publish such a story without verification. Shame

How come u can type d word re.tard and if i do it changes to slowpoke. Is it because you are a mod?
Corruption every where even on nairaland

[color=#550000][/color] :-/

HonourablePomk:
And so?

You obviously didnt go through the write up..
Learn to read my broda, it will help you

candycrushsoda:
Controversial Nollywood actor, Jim Iyke is allegedly very upset and has yesterday (Tuesday) told people around him of his plan to beat Uti Nwachukwu silly whenever their paths cross.

According to Naij.com, a close aide of Jim Iyke told them that Jim is angry over what he termed ‘defamatory comments’ made by Uti about him on JARA. The source said Uti and Helen Paul, a co-host on JARA, had gossiped about the unsavoury relationship between Iyke and Nadia Buhari, his Ghanaian actress ex. The source said:

“Jim is really mad at Uti right now, trust me. He told us he would kill him whenever they meet. He didn’t find the comments made about him funny at all.”

That Jim Iyke is bent on confronting Uti Nwachukwu.

http://www.lailasblog.com/2015/05/jim-iyke-reportedly-threatens-to-kill.html?m=1

Real market women gist. Please dont ever waste our time with stupid road side stories like this again.

mirabel001:
It's now visible 2 d blind and audible 2 d deaf dat Buhari is man behind d mask....he is one dat has been sponsoring boko haram...now he's won, boko haram ar droppin their weapon small small,

Buh bliv me, ur govt wil be worse dan gej's govt

Aboki don scam 9ja

#babaonechance

See dis foolish fool. If buhari's govt fails, who go suffer am? Are u not a nigerian? Try thinking with ur brain and not that thing btw ur legs 4 once. I lack words to describe how stvpid u are.

dossypretty:
So sweet

How can a painting be sweet?

Donbabaj:
They use their teeth abi! mumu!

Na u be the mumu Ofcus they use their teeth most times.

Fo real?? Dats some dope shii yo!

Adaeze003:
2nd hand ke? You'll be lucky!

54th hand awaits....

And please oh... let all guys be like you and wait for virgins... maybe they'll land from the moon... some day

They say good things comes to those who wait. So i'll kip searching. Thank goodness there are ways of testing for virginity, so i'll never be conned into marriage by a 100th hand female.. NEVER!!

Adaeze003:
Hey hypo... or should I just call you hypocrite ...

Keep ramming n expect the "unrammed"..

I'll wait for as long as it takes, but i won't settle for a 2nd hand property NEVER :p , i wish all guys will do same.

PapiWata:
The Boko Haram terror gang is merely the armed wing of northern Nigeria's Born-to-Rule network, whose abiding duty is to ensure that anarchy reigns whenever a NON-northern president is voted into office. The agenda of making Nigeria "ungovernable" during the regime of Jonathan Goodluck has been implemented with great success, with the result that Jonathan Goodluck has been sent packing from office.

Now that Buhari, the point-man of the Born-to-Rule folks, has been rigged into power as president, using "creative accounting" of Nigeria's voting population figures, the contract assigned to the Boko Haram terror gang has been fulfilled and completed, ensuring once again that those all-important oil drilling leases are renewed ONLY for select members of the northern Nigerian crude oil mafia in 2016, when the leases for the old drilling rights are due to expire.

With the oil fields again under exclusively norther Nigerian control, generous allocations of petroleum export income will be allocated to the leadership of the Boko Haram terror gang, thus essentially keeping them on a permanent "retainer", where their foot soldiers can be re-armed and called into action the instant any southern Nigerian president is again voted into office.

Simultaneously, the justified compenasation paid by the Johathan Goodluck administration to the Niger Delta communities will be stopped the instant Buhari commences his RULE, since the Niger Delta inhabitants will be expected to assume the role of docile conquered and colonized economic slaves, whose interests must take back seat to those of the Boko Haram terror gang so loved by the northern Nigerian crude oil diverting cartel.

This is in essence the "Change" promised to Nigeria. Love it or leave it, y'all.

I have jusy one question for you, why did they choose to bomb their own soil rather than the south? If you can answer this then i'll take it that u're sane but if u cant then u're just another retard seeking attention

efilefun:
whats this one saying?

If u cant grasp that simple statement then ur case na sorry.

efilefun:
Well Nigerian clubs are being sponsored by the states government except very very few that's why the league is still lacking behind when compared to other countries

Who stops you from sponsoring them? It is his money and he'l buy wateva he wants with it.

rokiatu:
And you are giving her the attention jobless f.u.ck.er. see as you are even first to comment. ...Nonsense.

But why troll him?

temitemi1:
Stop it

Are u aware you have a problem?

rheether:
2moro, one yoruba tout go dey bash me for been an igbo girl. #SayNoToYorubaBoiFrnd.

As ugly as u are *spits*
I'm not yoruba but u need to change your mentality.

Adaeze003:
All the hypocrites quoting me... Hehehehehehehehehehe

How many girls have ya'll slept with?
Sampling freely and expecting an experienced virgin

This thread is just too funny...
Hehehehehehehehehehe...

Sticking ones dck in2 smtin soft isnt the same as having one hard rod ramming into you, so dont be mistaken sex for men and women are two totally different things.

ritababe:
For im rott*en mind na, im don hangout with old cargo (50 cent)
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Wake me up when he start hanging out with rihanna, chris brown, beyonce e.t.c

Pls come out of ur poverty 1st b4 u can cm nd comment

Sommyangel:
lol.. Sorry dude

Y not comment on the topic?
Girls and relationship matter.. Smh

MRBrownJ:
there is nothing wrong with how you are feeling, you just havent met the right person for you to fall in love with.....it could be because you hang in places where the wrong women hang out, you are not ready emotionally to fall in love or simply that (no offense) a woman doesnt have what you desire/require to fall in love..... and you should look elsewhere (aka men).

Look else where? That's a total no no for me, i'm not gay and never will be.

I have come to realize that i have never really fallen in love with any one before, and i dont think i'm going to love my future wife. Please can someone advice me on how to develop emotional attachment towards others? Please i need sensible comments. Any silly comment on this thread and i'll personally locate and deal with you decisively

ReneeNuttall:
i expected to c d cost of stuffs like....d latest brand of cars,fashion phones etc nt d above earlier mentioned

I think u're the most inactive registered nairaland user

MaxNaija:
As you can see, it's for fun. so chill and get the stress off

Relax dude... He lacks sense of humour, its nt his fault.

BornnAgainChild:
Too long to read biko,.brb

Laziness is a disease, pls put an end to it!