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misshoree:

. Those legs.

vheMa:
you sure say na bugati gat you?

. 100% sure. But while coming along u must bring yur daddy's bugati. Shey u hear ?

vheMa:
lolzzz na only bugati fit pass o,no bicycle rider can pass o

. Ok i will bring Bugati, just come wit daddy's bugati ok. Lol

vheMa:
no wahala den

. Dat looks like GREEN light. *lip licking*

vheMa:
oh really

. yeah menh

vheMa:
wow you must be hot o see as ur DP hot

. Nah yhu nah. See as yhu self HOT

vheMa:
. Are you hot?

. F**king hot

vheMa:
I know you'll love it omokomo

. Lol put yurself in ma shoes. Lol u won't deny wanting d butty u kw. *licking lips*

vheMa:
I know you'll love it omokomo

. Put yur self in ma shoes. Lol. Will yhu deny wanting d burry ? Eh eh of course nt. *licking lips*

vheMa:
yes sir oko yen na dah

. Lol. Omo buruku. Naughty girl. Eh eh

epelumi42:
*Walks in angrily and shoots him in the head!* Silly boy! Messing with my girl, Ibaje!

. Nah yur girl ,, lol U ar nt safe. Lol dump her tonite

vheMa:
I think its high time I change that pic,nothing is wrong with my legs,maybe d camera or effect

. So you can still comment? Enh. Ok u will feel it Today. Waa fe Ku lale yii

Nnemuka:
The only thing I hate is not walking properly days after what should be a memorable act.

not walking properly is better act of keeping d hot memory...

epelumi42:
Now that you've said your mind, What next? Have you eaten? If not, Please do and walk out of this thread nicely. Calling that cute girl ugly? Lemme catch you again.

. Cute ke? Lol see me nah catch me.

.

geloorrrrdd:
SisterCaro. K of many colours. LOL. You're ugly & you've got "coca-cola" legs, yet you still have the effrontery to write that shiii? Lwkmd

she also has hair deficit.

I think you shud be with the chibok girls. Not nairaland . I want to hear you speak English. Lol U-gly tin

Wot else but. "Lies"

Dat guy shud go for change of name. .... U dig ?

How is this romantic ?

VaselineCrew:
awwww, cute wuddy pussycat

i use to play with them in my village, d trick is u show them that u are no fear, no fear at all

they dont like fear, so if show no fear, then u can hug them

but if u show fear, then u may be eating, so no fear

. May God deal with dat yur mouth

Some rigid girls , if u no bite their nose dem no fit move

Dick

Plz any idea on when we ar going to write d post UTME....

Deal with me. "SCORPIO"

Av being thinking of asking ladies this question . "Do ladies feel the intensity leve of a guy during sex" ?

Pinch her..... Abi stab

I don pity u op... Cuz u ar in final year .. U shud av gain sense long time ago..

God plz put me in dat situation..... Am sure I will make her cum...

OmoEko1:
1. Men are like , Laxatives , They irritate the sh%* out of you.
2. Men are like , Bananas , The older they get, the less firm they are.
3. Men are like , Weather , Nothing can be done to change them.
4. Men are like , Blenders , You need one, but you're not quite sure why.
5. Men are like , Chocolate Bars Sweet, smooth, & they usually head right for your hips.
6. Men are like .Commercials , You can't believe a word they say.
7. Men are like Department Stores , Their clothes are always 1/2 off.
8. Men are like , Government Bonds , They take soooooooo long to mature.
9. Men are like , Mascara , They usually run at the first sign of emotion.
10. Men are like , Popcorn , They satisfy you, but only for a little while.
11. Men are like , Snowstorms You never know when they're coming, how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
12. Men are like , Lava Lamps Fun to look at, but not very bright.
13. Men are like Parking Spots , All the good ones are taken, the rest are handicapped.

ha ha !!!