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omo you dey on your own jor
niggas dey fear banning

if dah hilda woman dey cry en...u go ferl asif to enta d tv go help am

ginawest:
y shud anybody put somebody's head inside d toilet? no matter wot she has done.kai!!

happy birthday

if she like she should carry terry g baby sef na she sabi

the guy should be poisoned...then hanged...then shot by firing squad! his body should be left for the vultures



btw.. *sips agbalumo juice*

kwankwaso is a senator elect o

no b only u o....

buhari also called me in my dream nd wanted to make me a minister

mseeew das aw sumone said buhari wiill die bfr april 11

chai!

*sips orijin fruit juice*

lol d guy is nw shaking... wen he was sayin all dose rubbish he no knw o


*sips agbalumo juice*

Behira:
Ofcourse he shud go and fight for wat is his......... I wish him safe journey

wooooo ds girl is hot o

ehen op...leave am hes fytn fr his ryt! no p

kill d mother inlaw and continue with life


*sips orijin fruit drink*

sai baba


*sips orijin orange flavour*

DEATH ON HER WEDDING NIGHT!!!
[True Story]
“After performing Salat Al Maghrib, she put her
make-up, wore her beautiful
white dress preparing herself for her wedding
party, Then she heard the
Adhan of ‘Ishaa and she realized that she broke
her Wudu she told her
mother : “mother, I have to go to make wudu and
pray ‘Ishaa”
Her mother was shocked : “Are you crazy?!!
Guests are waiting for you, to
see you! what about your make -up? It will be all
washed away by water!!” then
she added: ” I am your mother and I order you
not to perform salah now! wallahi if you make
wudu now, I will be angry at you”
Her daughter replied :”wallahi I won’t go out from
here till I perform my
salah! Mother you must know that “There is no
obedience to any creature
in disobedience to the Creator.”!!
Her mother said:”what would our guests say
about you when you’ll show
up in your wedding party without make-up?! You
won’t be beautiful in
their eyes! and They will make fun of you!”
The daughter asked with a smile :”Are you
worried because I won’t be
beautiful in the eyes of creations? What about my
Creator?! I am worried
because, if I miss my salah, I won’t be beautiful
in His eyes”
She started to make wudu, and all her make-up
was washed away, but she
didn’t care Then she began her salah and at the
moment she bowed down to make sujud, she
didn’t realize that it will be her last one!
Yes! She died while in sujud! What a great ending
for a Muslimah who
insisted on obeying her Lord! Many people who
heard her story were so
touched!!
She put Him and His obedience first in her
priorities, so He granted her the
best ending that any Muslim would have!
She wanted to be closer to Him, so He took her
soul in the place where
Muslim are the closest to Him!
Subhana Allah!
She didn’t care if she would be beautiful in the
eyes of creatures so
she was beautiful in the eyes of Her Creator!
O Muslim sister, imagine if you are in her place!
What will you do? What will
you choose : pleasing creations or your Creator?
O dear sister! Do you guarantee that you will live
for the next minutes?
Hours? Months?!! No one knows when their hour
will
come? Or when will they meet angels of death?
So are you ready for that
moment?
O non-hijabi sister! What do you choose :
Pleasing yourself by not
wearing Hijab or pleasing your Lord by wearing
hijab?
Are you ready to meet Him without Hijab?
And what about you, sister who are “in
relationship” or “open relationship”,
are you ready to meet your Lord today?
Tomorrow?! What do you
choose pleasures of this Dunya or pleasures of
akhirah?!
May Allah guide us all to what pleases Him and
grant everyone who is
reading these lines good ending,
Ameen.

mytime24:
tankya

her head will start swelling nw

baba iyabo! i dey feel u

nawao

he try

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my wife!

right nw sef no light aswr

hafusa ma tesojue laleyi

naa it aint workin...we broke already

Osasemma:
So on point. Are they even comfortable in those outfits? Thank God I grew up in the north. My friend call me Jew because I hawk my assets.

finally someone that understands! thnks

goodmorning40:
Not always true because sometimes love develop when u get close to someone, by lusting after her that draw u close to her and anything can happen. Sometimes appearance doesn't really portray what a girl is inside she might look loose and flexible outside but inwardly she's not. The paradox of acting what u are not

ur right and u really make sense!

oloyolo:
Op u live a very boring life if this is all u can come up with

As if the ladies don't already know

no offence taken!

ATTENTION!!!!!!
ADVICE TO LADIES! LADIES!!
There is one thing i want you to understand about us men! Now,when you post half-naked pictures of yourself on facebook,be it you doing a sexy pose,or showing us your cleavage,or lying suggestively on your bed... The only thing you are doing is making us do is lust after you. I know you will feel excited about the 200likes you will receive...and you will even pretend to 'nkt' when a guy says he wants you...when in reality you are so excited. One thing you should know, NONE of those
guys who will like that photo loves you! They are in lust with you! Infact they
loathe you, and none of them would
take you home to be a wife!
Men,both good and bad admire
ladies who dress decently and
respect themselves! Decent clothing that reveal less about you make us love and
respect you! It tells us you are a virtuous
woman.. Do we really care about your excessive make-ups and
face piantings?? We don't! Be simple, Be real, Be African........ and the man ordained by the Lord will come after you! Guys,
TRUE or FALSE?