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STROKE: Remember The 1st Three Letters... S.T.R
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
During a party, a friend stumbled and took a little
fall - she assured everyone that she was fine and
just tripped over a brick because of her new
shoes. (they offered to call ambulance)
They got her cleaned up and got her a new plate
of food - while she appeared a bit shaken up,
Ingrid went about enjoying herself the rest of the
evening.. Ingrid's husband called later telling
everyone that his wife had been taken to the
hospital - (at 6:00pm , Ingrid passed away.)
She had suffered a stroke at the party . Had they
known how to identify the signs of a stroke,
perhaps Ingrid would be alive.
STROKE IDENTIFICATION:
A neurologist says that if he can get to a stroke
victim within 3 hours he can totally reverse the
effects of a stroke...totally. He said the trick was
getting a stroke recognized, diagnosed, and then
getting the patient medically cared for within 3
hours, which is tough.
RECOGNIZING A STROKE
Remember the '3' steps, STR . Read and Learn!
Sometimes symptoms of a stroke are difficult to
identify. Unfortunately, the lack of awareness
spells disaster.
The stroke victim may suffer severe brain damage
when people nearby fail to recognize the
symptoms of a stroke.
Now doctors say a bystander can recognize a
stroke by asking three simple questions :
S * Ask the individual to SMILE ..
T * = TALK. Ask the person to SPEAK A SIMPLE
SENTENCE (Coherently) (eg 'It is sunny out
today').
R * Ask him or her to RAISE BOTH ARMS .
If he or she has trouble with ANY ONE of these
tasks, call the ambulance and describe the
symptoms to the dispatcher.
NOTE : Another 'sign' of a stroke is
1. Ask the person to 'stick' out their tongue.
2. If the tongue is 'crooked', if it goes to one side
or the other that is also an indication of a stroke.
A prominent cardiologist says if everyone who
gets this e-mail sends it to 10 people; you can
bet that at least one life will be saved.. and it
could be your own..
Pls share.

cc: lalasticlala

DickDastardly:
There is honor in paying back what you borrowed irrespective of who the creditor is. Unless it was dashed. Even in this case the failure to pay back shouldnt be a thing of ego but clear and acceptable reasons.

but shes your wife.. you own things together

this arguement came up between me and my co-workers, there is a man there that said he wont pay back because her money is our money, and there is another that said her money is her money but my money is ours... so whats your take on this issue?

Once there was a bus conductor, who was very rude to his passengers.

One day, a beautiful young girl, of around 18 years,tried to board the bus, but he didn't stop the bus.

Unfortunately the beautiful young girl came under the bus and died on the spot. Angry passengers took the conductor to the police station, who in turn took him to court.

The judge was not at all impressed with him and gave him capital punishment.

He was taken to the electrocution chamber. There was a single chair in the center of the room . The conductor was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him. But to everyone's amazement, he survived. The judge decided to set him free, and he returned to his profession.


A couple of months later, an elderly gentleman tried to board the bus.

This time the Bus conductor, remembering his earlier experience stopped the bus. Unfortunately the elderly gentleman slipped and died due to his
injuries. The conductor was taken to the police station and then to court, to the same judge. Though he hadn't done anything wrong, but considering his past record the judge decided to set an example and gave him capital punishment.

The Bus conductor was again taken to the same electrocution chamber where there was a single chair in the center of the room. He was strapped to the chair and high voltage current was given to him.

This time he died instantly !!!!!!!!!!!

The question is why didn't he die on the first occasion but died instantly the second time??

Try to solve it yourselves. This is rather interesting and answer is perfectly logical. If necessary read the puzzle once again.

Still couldn't? Then see below.........

Think hard

Come on.............

Tired....?

Wanna know the answer?

Okay........ here is the Answer............

During the first time the conductor was a Bad Conductor, therefore electricity didn't pass through him. But during the second time, he was a good conductor, so electricity passed through him freely and he died !!!! Physics never lies

NCOIM:
Yes I saw something above me and I'm prompted to comment on that


Oh yes,,,The North are illiterates and Unreasonably politically Dogmatic

One Shameless northern Elder told me that with or without Certificate,,,The certificateless Senile one was in the army


They don't Reason

You dont reason. he became a general.. he headed ministries.. nd did a lot of intellectual thngs and your still saying he has no certificate goan get your facts right abeg

Dnarvaez:
Continue to wallow in the realm of ignorance and delusion. Its allowed anyway.

you have your views i have mine.. you have your life i have mine... you will account to your creator for your deeds and i will account to my creator for myn...so pls

thats why the most important teaching of islam is emphasis on knowledge.. if tge correct nd required knowledge is ther you cant be confused on what to do and what not to do.. You see islam explains everythng to the point of total comprehension... what is not clear has no proof and what has no proof is not clear

you are correct... dey voted thier own! the south south also voted thier own, whic makes dat even, on rigging its not north alone even SE and SS rigged i think its only SW that voted freely, u talk asif northerners are robots.. those people cant speak english Yes but they have a mind of thier own! take Gombe state for instance the governor is pdp nd he won his re election because he made life better for the people in the state.. kwankwaso is soo popular in the north west because of how he changed nd transformed kano state.. all this are things they see and they can feel, they dont wanto know what position Nigerian economy is.. they dont care. just give them dier needs. Yes a lot voted for ethnicity but the ruling party gave them no choice at least sambo is a northerner but he was taken as a ghost worker in the federal governmnt. to them he did nothing for them. we just pray buhari makes d right choices that will benefit d masses

jumzzy448:
Very beautiful tips. Jazakullahu khairan

thnks wa iyyakkum

modskiller:
@OP, may the Almighty Allah bless you for this post.

Even though my prayers are certain, but not always prompt, I have learned one or 2 things here.

masha Allah ur welcm bro

Kano state

Jazakhalahu khairan to you all May Allah make it easy for us all

Our next president

GMB MY HERO..... FASHOLA MY ROLE. MODEL

Inkman:
oh i see
that means his pic shouldn't be there at all
it is supposed to be president then governor
of the state before the minister's pic

the headquaters of the ministry is in abuja nw. the pic there is suposd to be gej and him alone

me: Gud evening ma Aunt: how are you my dear.. you havr not resumed skul ni? me: i am resuming may 17 ma Aunt: i thought u said it was may 3rd me: they have changed the date ma
(in Aunts mind)....: chai ds boi can lie... maybe he never get admission.. or he was rusticated sef..oniro oshi rada rada

really op be greatful

Inkman:
he isnt governor yet so his pic shouldn't be on the wall yet
but if he wants to justify that
then gej"s pic shouldn't be there
but gmb's

the pic was taken when he was still minister for education

deizani my sugar mummy
Gmb my hero fashola my role model

a word is enuf for the wise

sai bukky

Ifeconwaba:
Why a say this is because. This people have not tested the presidency of this nation since 1960 that nigeria got it independent. But the only chance the got to rule the only ruled for 5 years. And we know the circumstances that brought their son into office and after only one tenure the southwest and the north cornived and voted their son out of office. Claiming that he was incompetent to lead this nation. And now my question is so is it only the southwest and the north that has competent people to rule this country. And also it is this niger deltans people that owns the resources that powers this country (i conclude to say when will the niger deltans learn

mehn uv fuckup o lemme just stay one side and see how nigerians will bash you

true talk..

Gmb my hero... fashola my role model

Abubakar Bukola Saraki (born 19
December 1962) is a senator for
Kwara, Nigeria . He was elected in
the April 2011 elections, having
previously served two terms in
office as governor of Kwara State.
He is currently a member of the All
Progressives Congress (APC), and
is a former member of the People's
Democratic Party (PDP). Saraki's
father, Olusola Saraki, was a former
senator of Kwara State.
Background
Abubakar Bukola Saraki was born
on 19 December 1962. He attended
King's College, Lagos, from 1973 to
1978, and Cheltenham College,
Cheltenham, London from 1979 to
1981 for his High School Certificate.
He then studied at the London
Hospital Medical College of the
University of London from 1982 to
1987, when he obtained his M.B.B.S
(London). He worked as a Medical
Officer at Rush Green Hospital,
Essex, from 1988 to 1989. He was a
Director of Societe Generale Bank
(Nig) Ltd from 1990 to 2000. He was
appointed special assistant to the
President on Budget in 2000. [1]
Ceremonially, he also serves as a
tribal nobleman of high rank in his
capacity as the Turaki of the Ilorin
Emirate.[2]
Early political career
Dr. Abubakar Bukola Saraki’s
political career began when he was
appointed Special Assistant to
President Olusegun Obasanjo on
Budget in 2000. [3] While holding
this position, he initiated the Fiscal
Responsibility Bill and served on
the Economic Policy Coordination
Committee, where he was
responsible for the formulation and
implementation of several key
economic policies for Nigeria.
Kwara State governor
In 2003, he ran for the office of the
Executive Governor of Kwara State
on the platform of the People’s
Democratic Party (PDP) and won.
He was sworn into office in May
2003. He ran again for re-election
in 2007 and won his second term.
As governor of Kwara, he led
reforms in agriculture, health,
education, finance and environment
policy. One of his major
achievements was inviting
displaced white farmers from
Zimbabwe to Kwara State and
offering them an opportunity to farm.
This led to the establishment of
Shonga Farms programme, which is
now being replicated across
Nigeria. His charisma among his
fellow governors got him appointed
as Chairman of the Nigeria
Governors Forum.

major466:
Great article. Keep up the good work @op.

thnks bruh.... pls keep advices coming

side effects of masturbation are as follows Fatigue. Feeling tired all the time Lower back pain Thinning hair / Hair Loss Soft / Weak Erection Premature Ejaculation Eye floaters or fuzzy vision Groin / Testicular Pain Pain or cramp in the pelvic cavity or/and tail bone

cc:lalasticlala
please keep the suggestions flowing... u myt help sumone

In 1986, Peter Davies was on holiday
in Kenya after graduating from
Louisiana State University .
On a hike through the bush, he came
across a young bull elephant standing
with one leg raised in the air. The
elephant seemed distressed, so Peter
approached it very carefully. He got
down on one knee, inspected the
elephants foot, and found a large piece
of wood deeply embedded in it. As
carefully and as gently as he could,
Peter worked the wood out with his
knife, after which the elephant
gingerly put down its foot.
The elephant turned to face the man
and with a rather curious look on its
face, stared at him for several tense
moments. Peter stood frozen, thinking
of nothing else but being trampled.
Eventually the elephant trumpeted
loudly, turned and walked away. Peter
never forgot that elephant or the
events of that day.
Twenty years later, Peter was walking
through the Chicago Zoo with his
teenaged son. As they approached the
elephant enclosure, one of the
creatures turned and walked over to
near where Peter and his son
Cameron were standing. The large bull
elephant stared at Peter, lifted its front
foot off the ground, then put it down.
The elephant did that several times
then trumpeted loudly, all the while
staring at the man.

Remembering the encounter in 1986,
Peter could not help wondering if this
was the same elephant. Peter
summoned up his courage, climbed
over the railing and made his way into
the enclosure. He walked right up to
the elephant and stared back in
wonder. The elephant trumpeted
again, wrapped its trunk around one of
Peter legs and slammed him against
the railing, killing him instantly.

Probably wasn't the same fucking
elephant.


This is for everyone who sends me
those heart-warming bullshit stories.

I have been masturbating since when i
was 15 now I am 28 all effort to stop it
has failed- Segun Johnson.

Segun is not alone in this act,
masturbation can be addictive as
smoking, MaxNaija will be sharing the
the following information that can
assist you to gain victory over
masturbation faster than you expect it.

STOP PUNISHING YOURSELF
o Remember, you’re human. Humans
make mistakes, and they have sexual
urges. Neither of these things makes
you an inherently bad person. (if they
did, though, you’d be in good company
with over 90% of people on the plane.)
Forgive yourself, and keep in mind that
you are more than the sum of your
slip-ups.
o Resist the urge to sink into a pit of
despair by remembering that time
spent feeling sorry for yourself is time
wasted, and minutes you could have
put towards conquering your
addiction.

REMOVE ANYTHING THAT MAKES IT
EASY FOR YOU TO MASTURBATE
If it’s too easy for you to indulge, get rid of whatever is helping to make it
possible. Same common enablers
include:
o Access to pornographic material; if
you have a stash and you’re serious
about quitting masturbation, to you’ll
have to get rid of all of it. Burn or
shred papers, wipe your hard drive,
and set up parental controls on your
internet browser that block explicit
content.
o intimacy gadgets: if your own objects that
exist for the sole purpose of
masturbating; they’ll have to go too.
Throw them into the garbage can, you
can find in your house (the kitchen’s a
good bet), and add something on top
that will make items irretrievable- like
last month’s leftovers.
o Certain times of the day: if you have
problems before going to bed or in the
shower, isolate these times and find a
way to make masturbation less
appealing. For example, if it’s a
problem late at night, drop to the floor
and do pushups until you’re too
exhausted to do anything but fall
asleep. If you find shower time
tempting, start using ice cold water
only- you won’t want to be in there for
long.

FIND ANOTHER OUTLET FOR YOUR
TIME AND ENERGY:
instead of staring at the wall,
thinking about how you’re not
masturbating during the time that
you’d otherwise spend indulging,
fill your life with engaging new
activities. The novelty and
excitement of doing something
different can help replace the
euphoric rush of masturbating, and
you’ll have a go-to distraction next
time you’re tempted.

tucky200:
Drinking paraga with his role model(fayose)

Noo hes goin from restaurant to restaurant with his role model

Gmb my hero... fashola my role model

May God bring chibok girls back in peace