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hahhahaha......
His sperm was used as nourishment!!

By the special grace of God this post will Never make Frontpage!

wetin u dey talk?
na scrap u go sell dat tin at last, u better remember or else na d cost of new one u go use unlock am.

or

RETURN IT TO THE OWNER!!!

very informative.......
but most of nairaland ladies will not read it......

damn! 200k just like dat
I think am giving a fuvk right now
sorry bro!

calddon:
Ain't cool posting imei on public forums

thanks for letting me know about this

Macaulish:
Kindly drop your device IMEI number off here or contact me

Thank You

this is my imei number
*******

please do give me your contact number

Macaulish:
Your iPhone can't be possibly locked to 3 carriers at the same time.


Which of the carrier is your device locked to among the three

i don't know o, that is what the engineer write out for me. please is there anyway for me to know or check which carrier d iPhone is locked to

hahha Today is also my birthday too. Happy birthday to us OP. long life and prosperity as we began another new journey of our lives this New year.

Wetin we dey use celebrate this thing now

Macaulish:
iCloud Removal present price no favour iPhone 4s.

Biko
Keep your fund for another project.

Bless You

bro how much will it cost me to unlock iPhone 5s locked to US trocfone att/vzw

i don't know if i spell it correctly, that is d network d engineer told me it is locked to.

wey my pop corn

why!!!

aunty wetin be ur concern with wetin d Op won use d car do, na you wan pay d money ni?

he is asking a simple question.


@Op please find a very good mechanic and check out the car before paying any money to the seller. One thing i like about dis car is that it is easy to maintain. It all depends on your budget and what u really want in a car.

IMPORTANT INFORMATION TO ALL VEHICLE USERS, FROM CNN.
Many people have been wondering what could be the cause of the incessant tyre burst accidents on Nigerian roads.

The major cause is that we inflate too much pressure on our tyres. How did I know?

I was preparing for a long journey, and decided to changed some of my tyres. When I asked the vulcanizer the recommended Air pressure for the tyres, He said 50. I said alright, he should inflate it to 50 all round.

When I got to where I was going, I was discussing with some people on the issue of the minister that died on the road due to a burst tyre and wonder what could have happened, because nobody could imagine a minister would be travelling with expired tyres as many would think is the major cause of tyre bursts.

A man (lived in US for many years) said that the major cause of tyre burst in Nigeria is that we inflate too much pressure in our tyres, he reminded us that each car has a specific recommended tyre size and pressure clearly written on it by the manufacturers.

*I was surprised and begged him to come and show me where it's written on my car. To my greatest surprise, it's by the drivers door which I enter everyday without noticing it.*

By the time we checked, the recommended pressure for my tyres is 32 and I just traveled with tyres on a pressure of 50.

He took me round his compound and showed me that of the cars (which includes a jeep and a sienna), and the highest was 32. Some were even 29.

He further explained that tyres are made of rubber and expand at a high temperature. So, when you are travelling in the afternoon when the asphalt on the road is hot, the tyres tend to expand. If the pressure on the tyre is too much and wouldn't accommodate the expansion, a burst is likely to happen at that time.

Pls check the recommended tyre pressure for your vehicle and others you know.

As many as possible Nigerians need to read this.
thanks.

thank you bro.
for this advice, can you be my mentor/teacher i promise to be a good student.
please i mean it

bitchcrafts:
I don't have to act nice. I'm nice

me too

bitchcrafts:
Mtsew. You no see this one talk abeg. Money making and keeping wholesome interpersonal relationships are two different skills abeg. Make all the money you want, if u dont know how to keep yo lady on her toes and connect with her in that special kind of way meant for two hearts that beats together in a pattern similitude and sinusoidal, all na still 100 to 0 mah niggah real quick!

Do i need to learn special skills in other for me to be able to connect with a lady. forget it, once a lady is not interested in you she won't respond well to your chats. Something must attract her to you in the first place..........me i don't have time for nonesense, once i start seeing signs dat a lady is giving me d boring signs i will just let her be.
focus on yourself, don't start acting nice just because u want to please a lady u will regret it. Am talking from experience.

iit is ok now how many topic do u guys wants to create about this same topic.

just learn to focus on other important things and u guys will be fine.
start making enough money and you will start getting their attentions simple!!

hehehe

and you are still able to compose this long sentence using your phone or computer.

just be happy you are alive, drink alot of milk and eat some chicken too. Nothing to fear!

Vincent41:
yes no woman is woth LOVING...

You are wrong!
Are you saying you aren't getting married or sumtin.
maybe you have been meeting d wrong kind of ladies.

oh God! what is this generation turning to!
No woman is worth loving!!!
Smh!

oga! na advice u want abi u wan preach. wetin concern investment with citizenship.

!!!!!

Ebubemg:
I want to swap my Samsung s5 sm-g900h for Samsung sm-g900f

bro are u really serious , i have a Samsung galaxy sm-g900f in perfect working condition but not too clean. I am willing 2 swap with sm-g900h exynos version. drop ur whatsapp number.

wicked guy! i will arrest him for slapping another guy without no valid reason. iwo bush boy jatijati yi

Now my question is?







Did milk comes out of the ..................

I never knew this wow!

1. Matthew
Suffered martyrdom in Ethiopia, Killed by a sword wound.

2. Mark
Died in Alexandria, Egypt , after being dragged by Horses through the streets until he was dead.

3. Luke
Was hanged in Greece as a result of his tremendous Preaching to the lost.

4. John
Faced martyrdom when he was boiled in huge Basin of boiling oil during a wave of persecution In Rome. However, he was miraculously delivered From death.
John was then sentenced to the mines on the prison Island of Patmos. He wrote his prophetic Book of Revelation on Patmos . The apostle John was later freed and returned to serve As Bishop of Edessa in modern Turkey . He died as an old man, the only apostle to die peacefully

5. Peter
He was crucified upside down on an x-shaped cross.
According to church tradition it was because he told his tormentors that he felt unworthy to die In the same way that Jesus Christ had died.

6. James
The leader of the church in Jerusalem , was thrown over a hundred feet down from the southeast pinnacle of the Temple when he refused to deny his faith in Christ. When they discovered that he survived the fall, his
enemies beat James to death with a fuller's club.
* This was the same pinnacle where Satan had taken Jesus during the Temptation.

7. James the Son of Zebedee,
was a fisherman by trade when Jesus Called him to a lifetime of ministry. As a strong leader of the church, James was beheaded at Jerusalem. The Roman officer who guarded James watched amazed as James defended his faith at his trial. Later, the officer Walked beside James to the place of execution. Overcome by conviction, he declared his new faith to the judge and Knelt beside James to accept beheading as a Christian.

8. Bartholomew
Also known as Nathaniel Was a missionary to Asia. He witnessed for our Lord in present day Turkey. Bartholomew was martyred for his preaching in Armenia where he was flayed to death by a whip.

9. Andrew
Was crucified on an x-shaped cross in Patras, Greece. After being whipped severely by seven soldiers they tied his body to the cross with cords to prolong his agony. His followers reported that, when he was led toward the cross, Andrew saluted it in these words: 'I have long desired and expected this happy hour. The cross has been consecrated by the body of Christ hanging on it.' He continued to preach to his tormentors For two days until he expired.

10. Thomas
Was stabbed with a spear in India during one of his missionary trips to establish the church in the Sub-continent.

11. Jude
Was killed with arrows when he refused to deny his faith in Christ.

12. Matthias
The apostle chosen to replace the traitor Judas Iscariot, was stoned and then beheaded.

13. Paul
Was tortured and then beheaded by the evil Emperor Nero at Rome in A.D. 67. Paul endured a lengthy imprisonment, which allowed him to write his many
epistles to the churches he had formed throughout the Roman Empire. These letters, which taught many of the foundational Doctrines of Christianity, form a large portion of the New Testament.

Perhaps this is a reminder to us that our sufferings here are indeed minor compared to the intense persecution and cold cruelty faced by the apostles and disciples during their times For the sake of the Faith. And ye shall be hated of all men for my name's sake: But he that endureth to the end shall be saved.

how did u managed to escape his charms! That is my question.

you are just too lucky, very lucky indeed!

women!!

what do they really want?


if you ask them they don't know themselves. They are just a bunch of complex creatures with fish brains! smh!

UBA a very useless bank, with clueless customer representative and they don't ever care about their customers. Imagine me standing over 3 hours on a queue just because i want to deposit #2000 in my account.

That was how over #3000 was deducted from my account when i was trying to use their MasterCard to verify my paypal. Up till today UBA refuse to return back my money even after paypal said the money has been sent back into my account. Contact them on Twitter and call them they were just giving me stories...... i had to leave the money for them.

Very useless Bank!

So much pain so much torture they cried and begged thinking it will end any minutes...... but they never stopped instead they were send straight to hell, right here from earth..... R.I.P guys! How i wish we can turn back the hands of time!

am having d same problem too. Maybe i haven't find d right girl.

location and contact?