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Very delicious
Wetin i dey talk sef?

Bro dis ur mango na weapon o, if dey carry dis one stone person. Omo na inside ambulance u go dey collect AC next o.

Just imagine u are standing under this tree and it is raining...... Wind dey blow....... One mango come fall from him branch...... Come trace d center of your head!.......

#1000ways to die

makforex:
that is why u get it wrong as a nuisance!!! If u av not heard it b4, hear it now, many ordinary participants of Mmm and GHW including me av become millionaire through it. Your ignorance is a disease on u!!!

Ok u stay on your lane and i will stay on mine. Everybody is entitled to his own opinion. You don't even know what i does for a living.

Enough talking with u.

Peace out

skypeme:
You see how stupid you are ? You just made a fool of your self

You suppose to hang your self, if you aren't a mad man, I am pretty sure you will soon run mad, believe me

I will never run mad in jesus name.
What is d meaning of this? I wasn't even talking to you i was only referring to the person above me.

Oga take your curses back o.

Don't put your frustration on me please.

makforex:
who is foolish b/w u and l? Is it u that see opportunity but can't use it or me that make my cool money from GHW and Mmm? If u don't know, u are d most foolish person on earth!!! Taking risk is for the rich but d poor like u ll always be a labourer!!!

U are not smart, u are just a foolish man with a poor mentality. Anyway time will tell. U can't keep relying on this thing forever it will surely crash.

This is gambling and not an investment and just like a fool u will lose all your money.

I have never heard or see a ponzi millionaire except those who own the ponzi site themselves.

Some people will neva hear word! Like d foolish poster above me right now

Lol


A Yoruba lawyer working in UK wrote to his wife in Nigeria.
Ajoke Darling,
I can't send you my salary this month because the global market crisis has affected my Company' s performance, so I am sending 100 kisses.
You are my sweetheart, please understand and adjust with this situation.
Your loving husband,
Kunle
His wife replied...
Thanks for the 100 kisses.
Below is the list of expenses I paid with the Kisses...
1. The Rice man agreed on 2 kisses for half bag of rice.
2. The electricity man, Kabiru , agreed not to disconnect
only after 7 kisses.
3. Your landlord Mohammed comes every day to take 2 or 3 kisses instead of the monthly rent.
4. Supermarket owner Biodun did not accept kisses only, so I gave him other items, I hope you understand.
5. Miscellaneous expenses 40 kisses.
Please don't worry about me, I still have a balance of 35 kisses and I hope I can survive the month using this balance.
Shall I plan the same for the next month?
Your Sweet Heart,
Ajoke
Kunle is in hospital as u r laughing. ?

I hope i can listen to the sound of heaven with this!

Hummmm!


It is very simple, go to the market with your phone and start browsing for one week. Snap pictures and send it to your boss.

Jagabanmonerry:
Then nobody force you to comment if u don't have anything to render... I pity 4 ur life because assuming u know what he is going through now, you wouldn't have open dat ur gullible buval cavity n spilling trashes. Vaseline crew.

Eeeyeah! Dis tin really pain u o,

Sorry ooo

U don take am personal, abi na u b d boss ni?

Lol

femcent2:
I don't know maybe I should laugh or cry for dem

The choice is yours my brother!

Go and sleep with someone else and stop bothering us with your family problems!

I don't even have a girlfriend sef.......

Oh my sweet dollars, CBN don spoil big boy for me ooooo

You claimed to know the source of the wealth of all Nigerian billionaires and yet you are not rich.

If truly u know d secret u would have been a millionaire by now.

Life is full of ironies

Na better slap she suppose give u oooo

U dey mad ni.
Which kind of curse b dis.

.....Only for Fools in Love.

yomi007k:



Cerebral malaria causes irrational talk....ds is one of such.

Yeah

A very rare case!
Recession and APC is to be blame for this

it is a bad thing wen fever enters d brain!

it will only complicate d issues on ground. please sleep well and take care of yourself bro.....LIFE IS JUST LIKE A DREAM

aril:
Need a note 3.. I have one for sale... 45k

Whatsapp 07012981649

you really want to sell market jawe my brother. how i wish you can just hijack d OP thread

i will chat u up wen i get home.

go and find a runsguy like you who will offer you his anus. since u are so desperate

hole is hole

it is better than raping a goat my friend

there is always two sides to life my brother. While some people will be crying, others will be laughing. This is business for God sake, are you trying to tell me dat d aboki man is wicked for keeping his dollars in the bank and trying to play smart.

we gain we lose, we are all trying to take advantage of every situations

this is Nigerian.

porchster:
Why do most Christian couples call themselves brother and sister or daddy and mummy in public? Is it a crime to call themselves sweet names like sweetie, darling or honey in public.

they believe it is too worldly and besides calling themselves daddy and mummy is more respectful......

hahahaha i don faint for laugh ooooooo

If no one will say it, yes I will. The average Nigerian youth is very dulll and have the IQ level of a pregnant camel .

dis part gat me laughing like crazy
op you just made my day with above quote sentence

a used note 3 for 70k!
i hope u know how much they are selling d London used of dat phone.

jumpandpas:
I won't give till I am convinced beyond reasonable doubt. Am I her treasury. I trained a girl in school, at the point of getting married to her, the senior sister stood against it and it didn't work. My MUMU don do.

you are very right. Me too i learnt my lessons the hard way. Most of this girls doesn't deserve d trouble, never show them u care dat is d real secret or they will start taking advantage.

jumpandpas:
Any money given to a woman in the name of friendship, is a waste.

i don't understand u bro, can you explain better.
Does dat mean a woman can't be useful later in a relationship/friendship. i think it all depends on the woman and the reason/motives behind giving her money.

wat do u think?

fedrick1:
@ how much

the Online price right now is about $400 for the 6Gb ram and 64GB version that will be about 150k. #390 × 400

i can help you order it with free shipping but it will takes 2 to 3 weeks to arrive at your location

u need to unlock your phone. simple take it to an engineer who will help you do d unlocking

some people will be here to lie about their age!

even if they are born in 1980 they will be claiming 1990 just for people to think they are lovely

smh!!!

hahhahaha!

you will regret this
The second wife is coming oya kill yourself!

ElizaVeta:
Lol... It's something bro
You'll soon get tired of blogger

lol but right now am still enjoying it
***winks***