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Sapphire86:
OP... please correct your first sentence 'the whole country was taken by storm' -- that's a gross overstatement because I wasn't taken by storm.

To your writeup, honestly who cares if he has 30 billion or not in his account?? I know I don't. But if he does, congrats to him.

The energy you used in investigating his lyrics could have been put to better use. #NoShade..

And why did I comment as well? The words of your first sentence incited me.

the fact dat i mentioned d whole country does not mean there's no exception

Ayoemrys:
ok thank you but please no vex my question is how much do av in ur acct,av u ever save up to 1million in ur entire life uhn??

baba u nd davido relate?

The whole country was taken by storm with the release of hit single 'if' by our dear omo baba olowo Davido himself. Buh one thing he mentioned in the track dat got everyones attention is d statement dat goes '30billion for the account eeeh' due to his musical success and his wealthy father many believed him instantly without any doubt with many praying to God to pick dia calls. on further investigation it was discovered that dia was a certain track by falz the bahd guy which davido featured as the baddest and he was quoted in this very track also featuring our dear baddo saying in the track that he has like '2million dollars no b asset'. Now the issue is aw did 2 million dollars when dollar was still 150 making 300 million turned into 30 billion is wat davido should explain for us ooo. Abi within dat short period which his career has been on a downslide is wen d money grew dat much or wat. B4 d gullible olosho gels start offing dia pants due to dia getting wet by the utterance of dat statement of 30 billion. naija celebs and lies sha chai fake lives everywhere tufia. shame.yeyebrities.

as in i was watching him last night in kofo d first lady and he looked very lean not knowing hes going chai rip

d guy sef dey shame to show d pics

DeBlessedOne:
HUMBLESMITH: hello, I wana place an order for a Range Rover Evoke 2016 model.
CAR DEALER: okay, may I know who is speaking?
HUMBLESMITH: its ur boy Humblesmith.
CAR DEALER: okay sir. The Range Rover Evoke 2016 model is 62 million naira and shipping fee to ur location is N300,000 naira excluding customs fees. Do I confirm your order sir?
HUMBLESMITH: Otu ocha!! Hello! Its humblesmith o not Davido?!! I don't have 30 billion anywhere o! Please just give me something to show my fans on instagram.
CAR DEALER: We have other options that you can choose from sir. Would you prefer a Pajero 2001 model suv?
HUMBLESMITH: how much?
CAR DEALER: N950,000. No delivery charge cos We're Clearing the stock.
HUMBLESMITH: is that ur last?
CAR DEALER: yes sir. Can I place your order?
HUMBLESMITH: nwanu! Send that one.
CAR DEALER: quantity sir?
HUMBLESMITH? Isi gini? Na convoy I wan buy? Biko na one I fit buy. U know say Jukwese wey I sing last no blow like that so I still dey manage.
CAR DEALER: ok sir. Your order has been placed. Ur ref number is R23225525JH. You delivery should arrive within 6 working days. Thank you for shopping with Jiji.



SIX DAYS LATER.... The car arrives, Smith puts it on instagram and his fans are like.

sey d guy offend una

newyorks:
lolz,say na me i go just stand up hustle for food e don be e don be,nohow wey u go create awareness wey the servers no go attend to u.

bro m d shy type

it was on a sunny saturday and i dint kno wia d urge to eat jollof and salad was coming from buh anywhere it was coming from it was very strong inside me dat day. so i deciided to dress and go to the nearest kfc. dia was no befitting cloth for such a place except d white fitted guinea native i av. so i decide to put it on. and gbam i was set and good to go. i dint find bike so i decided to keep on walking so as i was walking i saw this event center in my area with a party going on. then i tot 2 mysef why waste 2k at kfc wen i can eat it for free here and besides i was in native duuur. so as a bad sharp guy naso i enter the place. the hall was half empty wen i entered i then realized they are still in church so i had to wait. i waited for 2 hours as in the hustle was real. then finally the crowd arrived the crowd was jus too much as in. so i waited for them to start serving food buh d party was jez too disorganized as in only 3 service boiz for 3,000 crowds. so while still waiting patiently i got the shock of my life when one gel was using style to look at my face very well. boom it was my ex gf and it was her sister that was wedding. i m still tinking mayb it was d gel dat told dem not to serve my table cos dem no carry food cum my side at all. all d pipu we siddon togeda comot d event wit anger. then after anoda two hours it dawned on me dat no food for me then i tot its better i tak my leave buh at d same time i cnt come here for no reason. i juz reason dt babe mata cos God has a reason for directing me to the party if not for food. so mak i go apologize maybe i go fit nack am one more time atleast according to okafors law once debe always debe. i walked up to her not knowing i was about to recieve one of the biggest humiliation of my life. cum nd see d way dis fool snubbed me in front of crowd and d unfortunate tin is dis gel has gotten ugly af compared to wen i first met her. pipu jus dey look me say see as dis ugly gel dey use dis fyn boi play chai i was so embarrassed. i decided to visit kfc and dia i also got anoda huge shock first time for my life dem tell me say food finish for kfc, aw cum buh i dey reason say d gel wey dey dia no lyk my face na why she talk dat kine tin b dat or maybe my idiot ex don tell her wit ogbanje mak she no sell food for me chai. na so i carry bike go om wit empty stomach. as i drop from bike na so i c d jobless pipu of my area gather dey gist, as i no dey d mood for dia teasing i cum pass anoda road to avoid dem as i dey avoid dem i dey c anoda set of amebo pipu na so dem dey ask me bankable y ur face red like zobo wey get ginger lyk dis. na so i jus lie giv dem say i don lost money na so dem dey show crocodile pity. as i dey now na gari i dey soak wit regret. for my life i no go do mogbo mobranch again.

Michellla:
Lola rae is older than tekno

sooooo if dangote 16 year old toast u no greee

As i don dey do my music for the past five years wey i no detonate talkless of to blow. and wit wetin my eye see for this bbn. the best option na to participate o. atleast if man no win man go chow beta food for 3months or less,roll wit clean babe and guys,become popular and get media attention needed to promote myself and also endorsement worth millions of naira. and i sure say pipu go gbadun me cos everywhere i go pipu dey sabi mee and na to form original sure pass. with all these aforementioned points na bbn go sure pass after nysc. if u na dey hate na ur own wahala b dat oooo.

khiaa:
You are beautiful never mind those haters.

fnks alot

Safiaa:
Low self esteem is never attractive in a guy. Confidence is so sexy in men. Most women can agree with me, so go and get that.

tnks darling

dextology abeg collect uniqueqrace number nd stop congesting my thread

m not really conscious of my skin colour cos av always felt bold nd handsome buh wen i went for my T.P d female students were always fascinated on seeing me buh wen i try to joke with most of them in groups dey always tell me master you are too dark as in even in class wen m joking dey reference to it. fast forward to today at my ppa, dt is d skul m serving d female student were asked to clean up d school nd for d first tym i had a close chat with dem nd dey all were teasing me dat m too dark as in i dnt know y dis young gels keep saying dis to me. m not worried sha but jez curious. m d one in d middle of d pics smiling

op u should arrested for attempted murder u wan kill person

o boy anytime i carry my phone go internet cum see men like e money, ayiri, hushpuppi, davido wizzy et al dey flaunt and display wealth i dey always reason one matter ooo. i dey always ponder say dis ones tooo wen pepper neva rest e go get babe wey dem go dey ff yarn dey beg mak hin date dem buh u kno as some gels b na forming too much, e go get gels wey go dey curve and reject dem ooo chai. i cum dey imagine dat kine babe go marry one poor unproductive man aw d babe go dey feel seeing aw these pipu are controlling ego oyibo chai. my sister if e don do una b4 wey u reject guy wit bright future for yeye man wit 2 left legs abeg no shame narrate ur story

Fabulocity:
062 30 seconds

olodo aw can 6 be dia

please is there anyone that can enlighten me on masters programme in university of Lagos and tell me details like when the form is coming out and all d due process involved I will really appreciate it thank you.

someone is missing on the list dbull such amazing talent
47vibez.com.ng/d-bull-bankable/

Divay22:
Because you acted like a gentleman when you should have bleeped her,she ain't looking for a gentleman

I tot as much. av lost anoda babe cos of my good boi nature chai my friends must not hear

my education is quite fast and I went 2 a university of education so I did teaching practice nd I did it at girls only school. buh notwithstanding I dint touch any of those gels due to my good boy nature unlike d remaining male teachers. fast forward 2 a year later I went to a boutique nd lo nd behold I saw one of my students d one av been fantasizing bout bleeping.(good boys also bleep u kno). wen she saw me she jumped nd hugged me and then d pleasantries went on so I bought wat I needed nd she escorted me nd we exchanged number so we started chatting. I already finished from skul waiting for nysc so I had all d tym nd besides all my girlfriends av all travelled to their respective states.she really lyked me cos I was different from d fellow tp teachers. she always complain of boredom in d boutique so I visited her nd from dia during clearance I will check on her. so one day she paid me a visit nd normally it wont b good for a lady to visit me nd I wnt bleep her as a good bad guy na buh since I was lyk her teacher I was respecting myself buh she complained of feeling sleepy so I carried her 2 my room nd from dia d smooching began buh I dint bleep her I was happy cos I was close 2 achieving my aim she complained on being disappointed in me buh promised 2 visit next week. then she came to my house d next week fully prepared in short gown she even brought expensive clothes for me from her boutique den we started d business of d day. her ass was almost as big as dat of nicki I removed all her clothes nd we were both naked smooching buh she still maintained one tin she does nt wanna loose her virginity nd funny enough as I was oressing her nude breast nd ass I wasnt feeling anything I wasn't tapping any current it was as if I was sleeping wit a man I even slept off on her she had 2 wake me so I lied dt I was fantasizing bout her so since I thought she was mine I dint bother 2 penet rate nd moreso she no ginger me. afta dat d gel stopped calling nd messaging lyk b4 nd she started cutting d phone wen I call her till I went for service I still cnt fathom d reason for her action romancelander pls help me o

RIZLER:
She go soon begin collect prick

u sure say she neva start 2

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the only option left is me. lara com dey wine me say mak i go collabo my babe mak i carry d sperm giv am. i cum tell m say me no get bbe o. buh i really need it she cried. then i told her if u really need it mak it cum out now. wat is dt suppose to mean? she uttered angrily. shebi na u want sperm i replied. so then i now suggested handjob for her to giv me so dat i go cum. she disagreed buh after giving it much thought she agreed because m a vry goodkooking guy so it wont b hard to connect wit me. then the night wss here nd it ws time. she came to call me in my room nd i ff her to her room for a night to remember cos for my mind i reasson say e go lead to outright sex wen d sperm no come out cos i trust my joystick he no dey pour easily buh i was wrong because it has been long since i had sex so at a minimal arousal there will b a heavy downpour of sperm so after a lil action i came nd d action was over for d night after a very short pleasure chai. buh d few more days made me realize say na everyday d sperm dey harder to come out meaning she had to offer more for d sperm to come out see wat lil handjob led to btw me nd lara. thank u.

fastforward to 2016 she finished her nysc and she was bck at om wit us. lara be aspiring model nd he get one competition she wan go do abroad. buh yawa dey nd d yawa b say she get pimples for all over her face nd d pagent na 2weeks time. d gel cum dey depressed she dey tink everytime because she don try all d anti bacterial cream wey dey ground buh no improvement. i cum gather courage mak i carry my own suggestion meet m even if d gel dey form for me. i cum go meet d gel for wia she sit. i cum suggest to m mak she try use sperm say d sperm dey effective. as i tok m finish i kno say na dt day i go die. u kno wen devil use una finish he go comot ur body. buh i was suprised by wat she uttered next. does it really work? she asked that was wen i realized she had been told of d idea severally b4. then i confirmed that it works nd i told her since she get bf her bf go help out nd she said ok. then afta 3days i saw some changes nd she came to thank me buh unfortunately her bf ws traveling out nd she really needs sperm buh she has no other person to giv leaving her to only one option. thanks for reasding read out for part 2.

i moved in wit chief kuku in 2011 immediately i finished from sec skool dat was at d tym wey him pickin lara traavel go yankee to study abroad nd dey took me in as dia own pikin. as i lived wit dem over d yrs na hin i realize say nobody dey ugly na poverty b d problem. i was 16 wen i moved in which was time wey i dey develop. i grew into a good-looking young man nd d house chores sef giv me good manly shape join. wen chief see say i sharp well well nd i fyn i dey presentable he cum decide to snd me go skul na so i gain admission for unilag dat one sef cum butress my swag me sef don Behind up fast forward to 2015 lara travel cum naija for youth service. i cum carry him parent go airport go pick d gel as she set her eyes on me she fell for me i cn sense it ladies fall for me easily so after all d hugging, greetings nd serenre wit her parent she asked excitedly nd anxiously wu is dis looking at me lustfully buh to her disappointment dey introduced me as d guy dey took in na so d yeye gel cum loose interest. since dat day she dey treat me wit disdain buh inside i sabi say d gel komije buh i kept my cool knowing opportunity go cum soon. readout for part 2

i am nicholas 21 nd i just finished nysc. in ss3 i had sex wit tolani and 2 days later she won scholarship abroad to study. in 100l i had sex with Abigail and 2 days later she won 2million naira in mtn recharge nd win promo. in 200l i had sex wit moji nd then 2days later she met dangote son nd now they re both married then recently in service i met aisha nd we had sex 2 days later she got a job at chevron in Lagos. ladies wat do u tink i should do. any suggestion is welcome
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Mr capable
pros:
comfortable, cute, clean, caring and of marriagable age.
cons:
too many women around him
pot belly and too flirty

Mr bankable
pros:
handsome and nice body(as u can see in d pics), potentially rich if he blows, caring, has no woman around him and a good bad boy.
cons;
he's still broke for now buh hopefully he go soon blow.

meanwhile try and download his track at
http://47vibez.com.ng/d-bull-bankable/

lolz na fight ? abeg oooo no do dat ooo

Talent as important as it seems is just 10percent of a good music as some things are needed to be put in place first. this thread comprises of five important things to have in a song for it to be a hit song.

CONTENT this is the message d song is passing accross and it depends on how well pipu can relate with it e.g someone dat just got his/her heart broken will fall in love with any song about heartbreak even if d song aint sweet or yahoo boy dat just scammed his client listening to song like maga don pay.

COMPOSITION this involves the art of good songwriting and it involves rhymming right and using the right words and not the cliche words pipu are tired of hearing

DELIVERY this involves the production of the track right mixing and mastering the right use of autotune this follows the adage that says soup wey sweet...... so try to invest money on the track

RIGHT TEAM ur musical team involves those that handles the production eg producer, mixer, songwriter, voicer and those in charge of promotion eg the photographer, graphic designer, site and maybe those alaba boys knowing the right set of pipu will go a long way.

and last and most important
MONEY without money ur talent is a waste becos music involves money intact untalented with money is better than talented without money so try nd make dis raba
if u wanna understand all i said try nd download this track nd listen then drop ur comment
http://47vibez.com.ng/d-bull-bankable/