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Most nigerian artistes and new artistes around the world are fond of bringing a new track with a new slogan being the title and the slang or slogan will be trending throughout the country e.g ycee jagaban and so on. Here is bankable by dbull meaning money maker enjoy
http://47vibez.com.ng/d-bull-bankable/

jez came accross this single that i tink should be banned the chorus went like this: m bankable she b**gable money and s*x goes together. i was like really wtf nigg. here is the link to see wat m talking http://47vibez.com.ng/d-bull-bankable/

Adamu and akpan were busy discussing wat seems to b d afternoon of their lives after leaving her room.
chai akpan u b real barao na dat sweet tin u dey enjoy kwo chai nd u no telle me, thunder go fire u akpan reply u no gree mak i enjoy dat woman wella u juz interrupt tin for person and they were arguing until they heard the car horning. chai na oga b dat o akpan said and he ran towards the gate. welcome oga aw work ? fyn mr akpan oga replied and he went straight inside and he was met wit a warm welcome by his wife to be sarah wu pretended as if nothing happened wen he was gone. sarah had prepared lunch for mike and then he went to shower and freshen up and he came back to the dinning room to eat the sumptuous meal and they discuss off till night and then it was time for bed. mike tried his luck wit sarah maybe she would give in ti sex this time because he was very Hot and very faithfull with her that he had not had sex since they met due to his commitment buh she refused even though her plan of not having sex have been messed up by two of d most unlikely and unattractive fellows in the world she still thought of playing d game smoothly. come to think of it aw will mike feel dat a gel denying him that is rich and handsome sex will now stoop so low to knack his old ugly workers.

Mr akpan withdrew from her top and shifted aside on the bed and sarah was panting and murmuring saying dis man don kill me o and both of them were naked on the bed until the door was opened sarah nearly had heart attack and behold it was............Adamu the gardener he saw them and screamed chaiiii akpan u and oga wifei kwo walahi oga go hear am for this walahi sege barawu damboroba(meaning unfortunate thieves) and as he was about to leave sarah grabbed him back and begged him to come nd have a taste too. chai d aboki was overwhelmed he couldnt resist such an offer aboki we e don teh we him nack kitten and he neva nack beta kitten like dis one. sarahs nightmare just took a turn for the worst two of the ugliest, most wretched creature on earth fucking her sweet coveted kpekus as akpan dey enta for front adamu dey enta for back through the big ass and both of them were in paradise while sarah was in hell on earth. they were their for up to 2hours wen they were both satisfied and both of them left for their respective posts. sarah on the other hand couldnt stop sobbing as she has been reduced to accepting fate.

Michael left for work as usual and then after escorting him to his car, sarah left for her room upstairs then after 30minutes she heard knocks on her door and lo nd behold akpi akpano entered smiling and wiggling. i hope u are prepared for me my angel he said and then sarah ansad m not ready comeback later he got angry nd said they will settle it wit oga wen he arrives. she had to beg him to comeback and reluctantly she raised her night gown and looo her kpekus was on sight. even though akpan was overwhelmed he wasnt satisfied and so he told her to go unclad fully. u must b out of ur mind sarah replied then mr akpan faced the exit in a threatning manner plz come she screamed. then she had no choice buh to obey by going fully nekkid. her nekkid body was a sight to behold light from head to toe, clean as paradise, flat tummy, firm breast and hips wide enough for two pipu to sit. this was not the same for akpan who nearly fainted on seeing her nekkid body as his own bare body was as irritating as anything with his big belly short height and loose body with hair growing like grasses on football field. this is a really serious nightmare for sarah. she closed her eyes as he slept on her and he was going back and forth like a snail(i wont go into details of d sex cos its disgusting). Mr akpan was really enjoying the time of his life and Sarah on the other hand was having her worst nightmare then wen she thought it couldnt get worse she heard a knock on d door. tank you for reading.story will continue tomao.

Then baba akpan asked for d unthinkable he wants sex wit her. Aw is dat possible a sexy clean light skinned angel like sarah now sleeping with old ugly roughened gateman called akpan this is impossible she cant have sex wit d very handsome and tall mike she will now have it wit baba akpan who is like d bad opposite.
U must b out of ur mind said sarah, then u must b out of ur husband house said mr akpan in a sarcastic reply. she knelt down nd begged him wit all she could buh baba akpan ni gree chai sarah don enta 1 chance wit akpan wey don dey fantasize about sex wit her since her old days at the hotel. All pleas by sarah fell on deaf ears.
she had no choice since shes not ready to loose mike.
So wen can we start she we fit enter asked mr akpan. u can even rape me sef she gave a sarcastic reply. we will start tommorrow na only once sha. na u sabi mak we gbadun eachoda na hin b koko said mr akpan as he playfully use his hand to hit her ass. she withdrew with disgust, hissed and left and mr akpan said to himself tin wey i go enjoy wella tomao.TBC tank u for reading.

They got to michaels new house and lo and behold was mr akpan, and wats so special about Mr Akpan? He was the gateman at the hotel sarah was based back in the days and he knows all her secret like the back of his palm.
Welcome oga Mr akpan greeted, aw was work, then their was a pause on seeing sarah buh they both pretended as if nothing happened greeting eachoda and cancelled the suspicion on michaels face after d pause. they packed the luggages inside and everything went normal for that day. then the following morning wen michael left for work, mr akpan then confronted her after proving stubborn to him, he threatened to reveal all of her secret with evidence to michael. sarah was not ready to loose him so he begged mr akpan wit any amount of money he wanted buh suprisingly mr akpan wanted more than money from the ever sexy sarah guess what it is in d next episode thank you for reading.

sarah was very happy wit her new life after meeting her prince charming boyfriend michael. they seemed to be very much inlove wit eachoda and she couldnt tank God enough after she has lived a life of seeming recklessness by being a prostitute. Her reason for embracing prostitution at early stage of her life has a story behind it.
Will u like to move in wit me? michael asked on a sunny afternoon. Yes yes she said in a seemingly happy tone. she was very excited and she vowed not to loose michael to anything not even her ugly past. But their is one thing attached sarah had vowed neva to have sex wit any man till she walk down d aisle because she had had enough of men and pre marital sex. Michael found it hard to comprehend wit this but due to his strong love for sarah he agreed, with d thought that sarah was a very decent girl and a virgin as sarah fondly told him to wait nd see.
The day of relocation came and they packed their belongings it was sarahs happiest day and she couldnt wait to get to michaels palace unknown to her that she will meet more than she bargained for. something that will not only expose her secrets but also drive michael crazy.

osahonmk:
The news looks abit inconsistent.... from 300, 000 crates per day to 1000... Hmmmm Low cultivation of maize due to boko haram wen we all know boko haram attacks and dominance it's the lowest ever recorded... Okay oo

how can one farmer get 300,000 crates meaning he has over 10million chickens aw is dat possible

[quote author=ForeverYoung197 post=48793176]Sleeping[/quote wit men?

the olympics just concluded with nigeria just managing one bronze which shouldnt be so with the array of talents in naija. that is why this question arose. my own answer is sex. i know many pipu on nairalands ansa should be insult and bad belle cos yeye pipu full here

its a very common thing for every young boy and girl to have framed in their mind a picture of what their dream man or woman should be these qualities ranges from physical to financial to attitudinal qualities the qualities most females demand for include extremely rich, tall, honest, caring, handsome, dress sense, physically shaped etc and we men big ass and boobs, beauty, good character, light or dark etc so now d question is if u dont eventually get all the qualities wich one are u ready to forgo like me i love tall, dark, beautiful, brillant, big ass and slim gel buh i can forgo tallness and big ass so what will u forgo?

Abdulrasaq01:
The opportunity is fantastic but we were not given enough time to discuss the business idea.

exactly i hope they will amend wen we meet the judges

i would lov participants of this wonderful platform to share their experiences and hopes of moving forward and granting our various requests. thank u.

for a very long period of time now. a lot of ladies have been victimized by the cold hands of deceit, heartbreak,cheating etc from men. this could lead to devastation or complete destruction of the emotional make up of a woman. due to this ladies have created in mind the worst of revenge they want on their ex'es some wants him cheated on by his new boo, some wants him physically manhandled and some wants d extreme on him......death but all ladies dat have had their heart broken by men always want him to be traumatized with jealousy wen he sees her wit her new beau or boo.ladies u need not worry anymore here is ur chance we have come up with a devise to make ur ex extremely jealous and pained when next he sees u a professionally good looking man has been employed to move around u to places wia u tink ur ex hangs out and pretend to b ur new catch so as to drive him crazy. this man is not too expensive to employ his services he will surely make any man green wit envy due to his appearance if u are a man nd u are looking for d female equivalent u can get beyonce or genevieve. note; u shouldn't fall in love with dis man cos he is a pro to the core. if interested call us on 08147030468 customer satisfaction is our watch word here is his picture tank u.

VIEWS95:
hahahahaha.... U wicked ooooo

i swear a guy dat used to b in my class and left was also bearing korede bello so wen i saw d name on waptrick 7 years ago i noticed it cos i tot it was my former classmate are u now telling me he was 11 then.

my dear country pipu u know as ladies dey treat una if u no too carry 4 dis country and body no b firewood wetin man go do. my landlord grandpikin com home 4rm america for holiday and as i dey jobbless 4 house wit dem 4 like one month naso me sef learn american accent.on this fateful day my broda i go see my padi them for anoda street unfortunately i no come find dem. as i dey regret dey go say i don waste bike money naso i see two hot chickalas. omo man no fit miss dis ones o. naso i approach dem begin speak americana to dem cum see as dem dey fall omo my head swell i cum dey put many lies join say all my clothes na designers i no dey wear clothes wey no get name i get this i get that cum see as babe dey blush. for my mind i dey wonder na me be dis wey gels dey trip 4 i dey dream? had i known i suppose don collect dia number leave them buh since na ma street dem dey go nd na leg dem dey trek i con say make i ff them. as i enter my street market wey dis gels wan come buy pepper na hin i see dis Godforsaken, unfortunate fellow called baba friday wey dey sell boskoro as hin see me na so he shout "customer customer shey u see say d cloth wey i sell 4 u dat day(d cloth i was wearing) hin fyn 4 ur body he cum fit u well well i still get plenty wey u go like o oya cum see". i wan deny d stupid man buh na so he talk my name i no fit deny am again. i jus comot wit shame and anger dos gels look dem sef cum use dia throat make sound ."hun hun" i waka wit shame. i no kno say dat shame na small one. na December time we dey, dey cum dey do carnival na so dis gels and all dia friends like 20 gather as i waka pass them dey bust into laughter as i dey go wit shame na some dem begin hail me dey shout "americana americana" amidst solid laughter. my brother if go kill mysef se i do bad after this kine embarrassment. chai

hello nairalanders their is this lady i luv so much. i provide everything for her including her present apartment. on one fateful day i went to meet her at home then i found out she was bathing in the bathroom. then in my bid to suprise her i walked straight to her in the bathroom and immediately she heard my footstep inside she still had soap on her face and then she said with a smile; benedict handsome is dat u(benedict is a cute young student in d compound). i was silent then she said again with a small frown baba landlord is dat u? and lastly she said wit a big frown baba tobi wats all dis now atleast not now. then she washed her eyes and saw me she was shocked then i smiled and she also smiled(wit worry sha) then she warned me never to enter wen is taking her bath. then i went to wait for her. it was while waiting that something struck me "she mentioned those men's name wen she was stark naked in d bathroom then dose men must av been going in wen she is bathing and probably must have been bleeping her kitten especially dis arrogant benedict dat is always wit her" it was then i realised i was a big fool. then when she came in i asked her about all dat happened and she said dats aw they play dat dey are very close in dat house dat dont i trust her again ni she was even angry. since den i av been begging her and she is still angry am even tinking of begging her wit iphone 6. was wat i said too much cos me i still luv her o. crying

name :nicholas ogunyemi
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occupation: nysc batch A stream 2/part timemodel
qualifications: grad of agric science
talent; looks


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guys are funny sha dey won Bleep plenty babes buh dem no wan make dem babes Bleep

dollyjoy:
As many as her legs can accommodate., yeye question

yeye gel lolz

this question is really bothering me since guys love having sex with multiple women and the ratio of men to women in naija is nearly one to one. judging d way guys talk bout sex that they av bleeped about 20 gels b4 marriage does it means gels av also slept with as many guys. cos gels behave as if they only had sex with two guys in their life b4 marriage. and most gels av been getting bleeped since junior sec school up to uni to nysc to unemployment days to working days. not forgeting those one night stands especially when they really need help from men in more fortunate positions. so ladies wat is d appropriate number of guys to sleep with b4 marriage?

how can a married woman do such a ting. i was in my room laying seductively and waiting for my boo buh unfortunately she canceled our meeting which was a blessing in disguise cos it saved our relationship. this ashawo woman on this blessed afternoon was tying her towel then she walked into my room can u imagine wat she did next? i mean wat if my boo was dia wat would have happened. some women can ruin relationships sha and i dont know weda to report her to her husband. as i was saying this woman dipped her hands into her breast oh my God. wat she den do after dat made me imagine my fiance entering and catching us how would i explain wat was happening to her. guess wat SHE REMOVED MONEY AND TOLD ME TO GO ND BUY PEPPER FOR HER. imagine a whole me if my boo was around wat kind of eyes will she be looking at me wit. her big boy boyfriend is running errands for her neighbor. wat a small boy. and she will now break up nd say she cant date someone dat is still running errands. LOLZ GOTCHA PERVS WITH DIRTY MIND. have a goodnight rest

well she saw me on her top and she screamed like she saw a man with 7heads. d reason for d screaming was not far fetched. let me describe myself when it comes to height m a little taller dan aki and paw paw, when it comes to ugliness i have 2rivals taiye taiwo and taribo west and wen it comes to darkness wande coal is an halfcast compared to me and again people tink i av kwashiokor becos of my protuding tummy and slim hands u can now understand y she screamed seeng such creature on her she was disgusted a beautiful clean nw being climbed by a creature like me. she was complaing about me d moment she saw me. but madam said she was just helping me. the whole neighborhood was woken because they thought it was arm robbers and the security guards were alarmed before we knew it all of them gathered in the house and they made sure i dint wear my clothes even though she was already dressed and they gave me d beating of my life and they claimed i drugged her and slept with her. my madam was like i might av been doing it to her and she wont know. i was paraded around unfortunately it was in d morning and everyone was at home to witness it. i want all nairalanders to help me tank the chief warder at kirikiri that borrowed me his phone to share my story to d world and if u ever find ursef in my situation i carry God beg u dont ever try it and please put me in ur prayers. its d work of d devil(crying).

so i switched on d torch light of my phone and then i tiptoed inside opening the door as gently as i could. then i pointed d light towards d direction then i saw what will be my most delightful view of my life she was nekkid. i was scared to sleep beside her because my heart was pounding. one spirit told me not to do it. the other was telling me otherwise. but nna men i cant loose this opportunity. then in a systemmatical approach i slid beside her quietly waiting patiently for her to move. in a matter of minutes my prayers were ansad she raised her legs and placed den on my thighs covering my d**k. my d**k rose up. i was enjoying d sensation under pressure. then she turned around and slept on me she was lying chest down on me. her firm big breast on top of me men i was in cloud nine. then i slowly took my hand and started carressing her big bom bom yeeeh omo i don die. d booty soft no b small slowly slowly i dey rub am, i squeeze am then on top dat i dey use hand tap am pam pam, for my mind i was saying bitch whos ur daddy. then i started having a feeling that she knows and she was enjoying it so i kept on doing it. unfortunately she turned her back lying on d bed so i couldn't do anything again cos i was scared to be on top her cos she might wake. i was using style to caress her then i went harder squeezing her breast. omo devil tell me say no worry u be fineboy she dey enjoy am. then she shook so i withdrew i was so scared but broda satan tell me say forgeeet. then she made a sleeping pattern that would be d last straw dat will break d camels back.she spread her legs wide lying on her back with her punana free and then i concluded in my mind she was doing it intentionally nothing more so i decided to play along. i den climbed on top her and started thrusting in my d**k. i was still scared so i was doing it cautiously then when i noticed her muteness i decided to go harder not knowing i was going into my early grave. i was seriously enjoying it then all of a sudden. anoda prayer of mine was ansad, nepa brought light. unknown to me i have forgotten to switch off d home theatre wen nepa took d light in d afternoon wen madam don go carry her sister from airport. i was playing loud music in d home theatre cos i dey use opportunity when dem no dey aus. so as nepa bring light, loud music begin play, light switchedon then she woke up to d suprise of her life.

hello nairalanders i wanna share a story that put me in a big trouble . i am a 23year old houseboy and i work for this young couple and they are quite nice. my trouble started last sunday when d wifes sister who was based abroad came back home. she has been based in the u.k for d last 2years for her masters program. and now visiting home.we took her at d airport and took her home. omo see bakassi and big breast d sister sexy die shes a little older than me or around my age omo i don trip die and u know aw they work out there abroad giving them dat perfect shape that drives a man crazy. they arrived home wining and dining and everything went well. the husband was not at home so d wife used the opportunity and slept in visitors room with the sister so that they can gist. they gisted for a couple of hours after which she was feeling sleepy due to the stress of the journey. unfortunately their was no light and d husband was not at home to bring fuel which we cant get around due to scarceness. the wife decided to sleep with her in her room since the hubby wasnt home. after a while d sister complained about too much heat and decided to stripe unclad the wife also did. the wife after a couple of hours around one o clock in the mid night was feeling uncomfortable because d sister sleeps hap harzardly she can just turn and sleep on her or put her legs on her and sometimes occupy 80% of the bed in yoruba they call it jarunpa.(dunno d English) the wife decided to go to her room and i saw her and asked and she explained to me. i was having latenight chat then. and i was eavesdropping wen she said she wanna strip because of heat.i have been fantasizing about lying nekkid next to her nekkid sexy body. omo dat will be paradise on earth. then the devil gave me an idea.the idea that will land me in hot soup. she might tink her sister went to urinate and she will be expecting her and again she was a deep sleeper the one they can beat during sleep and she wont know. so if i go to her bed naked she wont know m d one.

aw body odour take concern d matter pipu sha love spoiling ur morale

hello nairalanders am in a state of dilenma over an important issue that concern my love life cos loneliness is killing me. their is dis gel that i luv so much dat i cant do without her she is so attractive and i tink she really likes me too.then this fateful day came that she came to my house. As usual now man go get plans na(to Bleep puna) na so d gel come o after a while i try smooch am she dey restrict small small na so she vex tell me say she carry responsible person eye look me she no biliv say i dey irresponsible like dis( konji no dey nack responsible person abi) na so she comot nd since then she broke up with me. moving on i met another gel she was also like dis same gel also very attractive we started and we were happy i dont wanna screw tinz up so i decided not too touch her. then after a while she decided not to pick my calls and started avoiding me then this led to breaking up. it was later that i realised from a friend of hers that she left becos i was too slow and also cant romance a lady even though she try seducing me. chai me okonna bad sharp guy na him lady talk say i no fit nack yeee my own don do o. i now moved on then i met another lady that i luv now d problem is dis lady behaves much like d first gel now i dont know weda to ask her for sex or to resist based on my previous experience wat do i do i dont wanna lose her o plz help me.

MISSCONGENIALITY:
I scored 266 and didn't get the course of my choice cos the cut off mark for that course in the uni I choosed was 272 but.

aw did u score 266 wit dis ur English

my dear country pipu. na so i siddon for my backyard dey collect fresh air dey reason how my life dey progress at snail pace and also minding my bizness me no ready for wahala o. na hin yeye nepa bring light o i wan cum do good Samaritan for our neighbor wey on generator this our neighbor get fine pikin as daughter i bin wan use dat as opportunity see d babe make i do good boy for her front.na so i carry my two waka waka leg go dem compound i tell dem say light don dey. dey happy say i tell dem cos fuel don scarce so d papa cum go off gen. i suppose don comot jejely buh because of this fine babe i no comot i no no say my own wan pafuka. na so d papa off gen o. chai b4 gen go off nepa don carry dia light go ooo. see me see trouble. if u c d kind eye dem take look me chai e b like say make ground open mouth swallow me. nd d babe in question dey enjoy telemundo final episode na so d papa try on gen o d gen no gree start. d man whine am whine am e no start naso e go inside.as i dey waka dey comot after shame don rent house for my body i dey hear dia sound dey lament. i no hear wetin dem talk buh na me dem dey abuse. chai i don suffer mak i kukuma siddon for my house ehn.wetin cum worse pass b say since dat day wen i greet dem u go tink say na deaf nd dumb i dey ff talk .chai nairalanders na my fault?

hello nairalanders there are guys among us that are too shy to approach girls or they av d fear to approach gels or they dont deem it necessary to toast these gels and also on the part of gels they think its absurd and ludicrous to open up to a guy about ur feelings for the guy in question but the rate at which bleaching is becoming rampant among dark people is kinof alarming this why am advising any one that fall in these category to tell a girl or a guy that is dark aw handsome and beautiful they are and not to hesitate to show their feelings to them so they dont feel rejected and have low self esteem and start embracing such barbaric act because i realize most of these people are much more handsome and beautiful before bleaching than after bleaching. dark people we rock.
on a lighter mood if u toast a lady this days she will turn to emanuella and start saying "this is not my real face o" lolz. peepz do u agree wit all av said above if u agree butress it if u dont state ur reasons

hello music fanatics in d buildings i wanna work on my next single and i dont want to record in d substandard studio around becos i dont want poor quality sound so need a standard studio dat wont cost more dan 30k plz if u know any standard studio plz drop d name nd info