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Romance / Re: African Languages And Cultures Need To Be Eliminated Immediately by banku: 2:56pm
I do not think the Op actually believe himself, lying to himself or suffered deep psychological depravity.

Probably just want to provoke discussion.
Politics / Reciprocate Good Deeds With Good Deeds Not Attack by banku: 2:42pm
Nigerians have to understand that if you scratch my back, I go scratch your back.

If you scratch my face, ai go scratch your face. Turning the other cheek is dead, not only in Nigeria but worldwide.

You cannot expect people you abuse continously to tolerate and accommodate you. If they do abuse them, if they don't attack them.

Do unto others as you want done unto you.
Career / Re: US Bans Worker 'Noncompete' Agreements, Making It Easier For Workers To Quit by banku: 1:39am
SUYA!

Jump on the boat.

descarado:

Take it easy with this your unconfirmed lie and ignorance
Romance / Re: I Ruined Not Just My Marriage But My Entire Life By Leaving My Husband by banku: 12:47am On Apr 25
They entice women looking for a good, better and best deals until they fall from the ladder yakata.

Who wants a fallen .....

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Career / Re: US Bans Worker 'Noncompete' Agreements, Making It Easier For Workers To Quit by banku: 12:39am On Apr 25
This is the law used to tie immigrants to their employers in U.S and U.K. Especially those recruited health care workers from developing countries.

If you change jobs, you are subjected to deportation.
Politics / Re: What Makes You Think You Can Spend Other People's Money Better by banku: 6:54pm On Apr 19
Try OPM used by banks
Romance / Re: Billionaire Declared "Dead" Found Living With Mistress In Moscow After 6 Years by banku: 1:55pm On Apr 19
Men never learn. Infatuation only last between humans for sometime, with woman or man.

Honestey:
He was probably dead for his first wife and reborn for another madam. As astounding as that sounds, many married men would love to do the same thing

Even genuine love fades, only friendship last.

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Culture / Re: Jewish Rabbinical Court Ruled That Igbos Are Descendants Of Ancient Israelites. by banku: 1:35pm On Apr 19
Why are Africans, the original man clamoring to be those they gave life to if not inferiority complex.

Especially in countries where they are humiliated and discriminated against. No wonder they tell the world they are from the zoo.

So they put them in cages for display or locked up where they make up less than 15 percent of the population but over 50 in prison.

Nigerians are different though, all they do is buy themselves into these countries with their fortunes.

Please which country can one go with a billion naira?

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Food / Re: Locally-produced Foods Now More Expensive Than Imported Ones by banku: 2:39pm On Apr 15
Sorry about the translation, papa here means paapa: you sef as in even you.

Nothing to do with father.



Acidosis:


Wetin bring papa into this? As your papa no get sense to birth a sensible human being, I no fit blame you too much, my brother.

The difference between you and me is your affinity for self-deceit and fo, oli, shness. You have unaccountable thieves at the helm of affairs, yet you suddenly expect a common retailer to be upright. You will wait in vain. cheesy

I used to be like you a while back. But I know better now. Like the National Assembly, everyone is just trying to inflate and pad their budgets. cheesy

Next thing na to escalate fayawo (smuggling) business grin Since the government has decided to carry Bobrisky's matter on their head, rather than go after smugglers with hard evidence from Fisayo, I expect more smugglers in the coming days/weeks.

Like a funnel, this corruption will trickle down, from the richest to the poorest.
Politics / Re: Police In Lagos Take Action Against A Gang That Lures Young Men And Rape Them by banku: 1:04pm On Apr 14
This is one of those stories you just wish is fake news.

Too disturbing to believe. There is also the possibility that some of those who gay sex is their habit have invade high brow areas of Lagos to look for young men.

Homosexuality is not new in Nigeria but mostly in certain part of the country. Once they gain prominent positions in Lagos, they are known to entice young men with money and jobs.

The case of Catholic priests that caught the world by surprise is another matter, still hidden in Africa. This is why we don't have criminal cases against them as the rest of the world.

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Food / Re: Locally-produced Foods Now More Expensive Than Imported Ones by banku: 5:18pm On Apr 13
Right, lion nor dey born goat. They come from within. You papa go do worse if dem give you chance.

People dey tok about individual greed, dis one wan divert attention to votes.

Ndi iberiberi


Acidosis:


Lion dey born goat for your village?? 🤣🤣

One Minister like that budgeted about 10 billion per kilometre of road and you think say you go get peace and fairness from retailers?

Food / Re: Locally-produced Foods Now More Expensive Than Imported Ones by banku: 4:09pm On Apr 13
This is how Nigerians pass the faults on others, leaders and the other guys.

Accept that most of you as individuals are even worse and more corrupt. This one is ready to blame Nigerians greediness on votes!

Acidosis:


Everyone will vote thieves and greedy leaders, and suddenly expect the common man to live a life of uprightness and holiness. Funny people.


Politics / Re: Testing Begins On 700MW Zungeru Hydroelectric Power Plant – FG by banku: 12:59pm On Apr 10
I thought Tinubu had the right idea then and Obasanjo was wrong.

But remember Enron was a Fraud.

Anything around states generating power could have been good. If not by fraudulent Enron, by any other means.

Most of the International corporations saw Africa as a place to make quick money without delivering e.g Ajaokuta Steel because of excessive kickbacks.

damoobaba:


Dont really understand where youre coming from? Obasanjo was the President in 1999 and was of the PDP. HE STOOD AGAINST TINUBU in 1999 when the later wanted to start power generation with ENRON POWER LTD (you can research that). Its d reason I thought you were an obidient because theyre usually the one that ask dumb questions.

It was the APC that eventually got electricity off the exclusive list.

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Politics / Re: FG Unveils Citizens’ Delivery Tracker To Hold Ministers Accountable by banku: 1:48pm On Apr 08
This is why we are where we are today. No monitoring.

One would expect people to be happy about this. But not some Nigerians because it will expose them, their godfathers and cronies.

Ah, don't try it because some Nigerians will frustrate it.

Yeye dey boom.
Travel / Re: Foreign Carriers Engage In Price War To Frustrate Air Peace Out Of London by banku: 7:26pm On Apr 07
I am also surprised at Helineus solution. If Air Peace had consulted with other Airlines, they could have been charged to court for conspiracy for Price Gouging.

This is a good opportunity to other Nigerians especially the moneybags to come together and compete with the foreign airlines and Air Peace.

What we have here is excessive profit. Only gosh knows how Nigerians could put up with it for so long, traveling across the borders to book planes.

This is why we tell Nigerians to stay home and make money like foreigners rushing to Nigeria to make obscene profits.

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Politics / Re: NIMC: Federal Government Unveils Plans To Launch New National ID Card. by banku: 2:39pm On Apr 06
This is good if it can be implemented. It is going to reduce rigging during elections. An end to counting foreigners and animals heads .
Travel / Re: UK Increases Minimum Wage Of Immigrants On Skilled Worrk Visa By 48 Per Cent by banku: 2:15pm On Apr 05
Only a few of you know the meaning. The stupid ones that think UK would create laws for the interest of immigrants against the interest of their citizens.

Africans think. We have the most talented Africans who could utilize half of the efforts they expend abroad to better their own countries.

This is what African computer engineers, doctors, professors have been looking for. 40k pounds or 40k dollars in California is 40 million naira! Holy cow!

By the time you pay about 30 million naira for apartment and utilities, left with about 10 million naira for everything else including student loans;

then and only then will you realize why those earning 40 million naira abroad are crying poverty.

lekonso:


Imagine all of you commenting on a post you neither read nor understood. You saw the headline and rushed to the comment section and started typing... See 'intelligent' Nigerians! 🙄

What the post is saying is that before you can enter the UK on a skilled work visa, you must get a job that pays a MINIMUM of ÂŁ38,700 instead of the old requirement of ÂŁ26,200. This means it's now harder to enter the UK via work visa route as a foreigner!
Politics / Re: Japa If You Belong To The Caste System by banku: 9:27pm On Apr 04
How long have you been a Nigerian

Never heard of Eru or Osu

Yujin:

Does Nigeria have a caste system?
Politics / Japa If You Belong To The Caste System by banku: 3:25pm On Apr 04
Only a dying man knows the pinch of death. We may have been too hard on those who belong to the lowest level of the caste system who have nothing to lose.

It takes much more for them to succeed in their environment. Yet, many struggle and succeed.

Anger should be directed at those looking to spend a fortune to japa. Especially those in well paying or relatively better positions like those spoiled brats.
Business / Re: Cadbury Nigeria Reports N28.2billion Loss In 2023, Shareholders’ Funds Wiped Out by banku: 1:24pm On Apr 03
Your reasoning supports Western, Eastern and selfish Nigerians pandering to economic domination of Africa.

No one should be surprised that many of you supporting your colonial masters are highly and strategically placed in the International corporate world whose sole interest is to deliver to your foreign shareholders.

Monkey see Monkey do.

What is the foreign loans used for that could not be obtained in Nigeria after 60 years?

nedu666:



Damn your education is seriously limited. Who told you Cadbury gets all their raw materials from Nigeria. Also if you take a foreign loan @ 400 naira a dollar and the naira rate is now 1300 @ dollar, how is that paper loss or creative accounting. Common sense should tell you it will cost more to pay back the loans. If it is paper loss, then banks reporting massive profits on the back of revaluation of their foreign investment will be termed paper profit. But cbn knows its not paper profit that is why it said banks should not pay dividend from such profit. A bank that buys dollar bonds at 400 naira a dollar, when the bond matures @ 1300 a dollar, is that a real profit or paper profit
Business / Re: Cadbury Nigeria Reports N28.2billion Loss In 2023, Shareholders’ Funds Wiped Out by banku: 10:58pm On Apr 02
Thanks!

They think all of us are stupid as the Obiots they are entertaining.

How for gosh's sake does a company that get all their raw materials in Nigeria and sell finished products made in Nigeria worldwide report a loss?

Nothing but creative accounting. They are are looking towards Central Bank for money laundering, otherwise threaten job loss.


Dosoq:
Loss my FOOT!

After increasing the prices of all their products, most especially the bournvita chocolate tea, a carton of the small sachet of bournvita chocolate tea was #23500 as at February(as at the last time I bought it),I'm sure it's not less than #24k+ as we speak ,let alone other products.

They have doubled the price of all their goods,so they should stop crying for loss.

Do you guys think with your fish brain?

Samakus:



When men call you people fish brains, you'll get annoyed

That thing you wrote up there, did you think before writing it?

If the cost of production increases, a company should maintain the old price because you have hole in between your legs?

Use your damn brain

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Travel / Re: Man Shows The Outdoor Camp Occupied By Hundreds Of Nigerians In Dublin (video) by banku: 5:26pm On Apr 02
You guys may not understand. If you guys are treated like osu at home, any escape outside osu villages in Nigeria or even Asia with death penalty; is paradise.
Romance / Re: I Want Married Women by banku: 2:00pm On Apr 02
It is nothing more than daring forbidden act. The same way people get thrill from cheating death.

Some of this guys are not even attracted to single or unattached girl until the girls belong to a close friends or relatives.

The status of the boyfriend or husband is also a factor. Sometimes, lower status like the wifes of subordinates.

Nothing hurts women or men more than sleeping with their subordinates

Different people different tastes.
Politics / Re: My Own Country Denied Us, – Allen Onyema by banku: 8:17pm On Apr 01
Listen to Biafrans, you will think they had never ruled this country before by coalition with the North, under Jonathan or by military force.

But they do have the right to complain which has always got them more across Nigeria and leadership position in the Southern states or region.

Tinubu just got Allen Onyeama what he sought for 7 years, yet they complain, haba!

Yoruba complain during Jonathan reign to but got them nothing!

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Politics / Re: Total Road Network By Geopolitical Zones - StatiSense Result by banku: 4:40pm On Apr 01
Peasantly surprised you the East.

But no region should jubilant. Comparing inflated one road contract to another. Fashola set the record of bloated road contracts in Lagos.

Nevertheless, kudo to the East. They built on the achievement of Sa. Mbakwe.

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Politics / Re: The Truth About CBN Control Of Spiking Dollar FX Rate by banku: 2:54pm On Apr 01
Nigerians look for every solution except the ones that affect them personally. No personal sacrifice. .
Why can't we talk about demand for foreign currencies that we cannot print and what exactly we are using them for that bring back value to the country?

Until we reduce or ban temporarily, foreign goods and services, we will never bring down the senseless value of the dollar or euro.

What are we doing differently from the time Nigerian pound was equal to British pound?

Liberal market and lack of control call "freedom" to import anything including junks in exchange for natural resources. This is why importers of junks and foreign school fees payers are happy.
Travel / Re: Finally Migrated To Australia At Age 48. This Is My Story So Far by banku: 12:57pm On Apr 01
Fools celebrating a 48 years old man in mental slavery. Let us know when hard physical labor that your mates did in their twenties take hold of your health in your fifties.

Still comparing foreign currency to naira, that is all it takes to lure you into slavery where minimum wage translate into billionaire in Nigeria. Are minimum wage earners happy in foreign countries?

Since you and your children are happy to lose valuable Igbo culture that brings family values and happiness, you will soon lose those children and your wife too.

Mark it, in less than five years! Money is a means of exchange like cowries. Contentment after you feed and shelter your family leads to better way of life. Greed for cowries will kill you.

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Travel / Re: Bolt Driver Adds Plantain Chips, Groundnut To His Hustle (Video) by banku: 12:10pm On Apr 01
Nigeria, the easiest place to make money if you use your brain like the foreigners making it among us.

Congratulations my broda.

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Politics / Re: Prodigals Think Modern Slavery Abroad Is Worth Dying For by banku: 1:02pm On Mar 26
SeeWahala:


So . . . What do you want us to do with this post? undecided

Shove it down your brain if you have any shocked
Celebrities / Re: Burna Boy Acquires New Rolls Royce Cullinan As He Shows Off His Car Collections by banku: 2:12pm On Mar 23
It is a way to reward yourself. Call it ecstacy or whatever you want. As long as he spreads some of his wealth around the poor and not selfish.

Soulsymbol99:
Which time they even get to dey drive all these moto? undecided grin

A better question is which road do they enjoy the ride in Nigeria?

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Sports / Re: Nigeria-Ghana Jollof War: See Troost-Ekong's Reaction To Super Eagles' Victory by banku: 8:38pm On Mar 22
How did you get to that insult?

OgunkeelAllMod:
go fuvk your mom werey omo gen z without iota of sense angry

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Family / Re: A Father’ Sacrifice: Man Sells His Car To Fund Son’s Education Abroad by banku: 7:44pm On Mar 22
Sacrifice and investment with no returns. The same children whose parents drained the Central Bank.

Other children are working to pay their ways and sending money home.

Our mumu don do.

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