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Op..haba!

Estharfabian:


dunno about you males but Ladies aren't wired to Get Hörny ALL THE TIME! So, you can't just come one day and be like ''Hey, Open those legs.. and she obliges! like A total Dundee!


so, sometimes, begging and petting should suffice, especially when You're so so so thirsty...
because, we're mostly doing y'all favors...

Wic kind favour

5min extra time...manure have started their wuruwuru

Rest in peace united.

Manure fans after the red card

I no dey support man u..bt this heaton is getting out of hand o

bettercreature:
They have been very good today the only problem is their inability to score

Yea that Heaton is on top form..he jst keeps making fantastic saves

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Moushitho has been sent to the stands

Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaal....1-0 Burnley

Make man u kukuma lose...up gunerrrz!!

MATCh To END 1-2 in favour of Burnley.

This cucumber frnizy has to stop as it has started affecting me and other nairalanders psychologically .

.So yesterday I visited a female friend at her apartment and we got gisting..along the line she started feeling hungry and so went to get smtin frm fridge.Me i was jejely sitting down when suddenly,she came back holding a cocumber...I tried to maintain my cool but thanks to nairaland that has corrupted my reasoning about cocumber, I started misbehaving..my head was like "oboy this girl dey give u green light o, or maybe she uses it like mrs anambara"..while all this was happening,my jaguar was busy rising.. I kukuma started to change sitting position to hide it...now To make matters worse, she sat close to me,licked the tip of the cocumber then started eating it while looking straight at me...the room started getting stuffy as i started sweating... I needed to brake the silence so i started a convo
Me:so u like cocumber abi

She:yea its my favorite, it helps me alot

Me:ehen,so what type of help are we talking about

She:well it gives me maximum satisfaction and it helps to keep my skin fresh.

I wasn't satisfied so i asked her the ultimate question " Are u a naralander"?

She: yea but i haven't logged in for a while

We kept gisting and i forgot to keep my Jaguar checked..suddenly she started staring down and i was like chaii i don die..the idiot was fully erect trying to tear ma Vickers apart...I stylishly round up the convo, bid her farewell and zoomed off.
.When i got home ,she called thanking me for the visit and insists i should visit again.
Now all this happened bcaz of cocumber so i call on lalasticala and seun to ban any story relating to cocumber...i don talk my own.

Share ur own cocumber experience so it can b banned.

T

Hmm me i no fit o...I'm sure the man will probably cheat.

where the tongue,op mind ur self

lets make this fun..I would call my ex.that girl won't think twice.she'll reject it sef..so,Who would you call??

you don't get excited cauz you've got an ugly babe...case cloeed

lie lie

mablie:
I like BANME or is it BANMEE? a lot.He is very matured and intelligent.I also like the pleasant things he always says about his wife

Ehn

op no joke with us o...name the fukin app

Wic kind relationship be this..In other news..

collision

sooo?

cheating

what level of fuckery is this..dafuq are u typing

yes it's true there is a way .Just follow these steps;

1-mix maggi and starch with oil(preferably ground nut oil)

2-add a little quantity of pepper (don't worry it wont hurt because the maggi and starch will destabilize it)

3-mix all these ingredients with abonki (that hot one)

4-insert in vagina

5-enjoy


you won't be able to thank me later.

I gotta give it to him

Ahh