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Romance / Re: Pre Wedding Photos Of My Sister And A Nairalander by banme(m): 2:36am On Oct 30, 2016 |
Op..haba! |
Romance / Re: Begging your wife for Sex by banme(m): 5:46pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Estharfabian: Wic kind favour 9 Likes 2 Shares
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Romance / Re: Professor Offered Me Half A Million To Sleep With Him by banme(m): 5:43pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 4:51pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
5min extra time...manure have started their wuruwuru 1 Like |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 4:47pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Rest in peace united. 1 Like
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 4:28pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Manure fans after the red card
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 4:25pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
I no dey support man u..bt this heaton is getting out of hand o 3 Likes
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 4:17pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
bettercreature: Yea that Heaton is on top form..he jst keeps making fantastic saves |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 4:14pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 4:12pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Moushitho has been sent to the stands |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 3:26pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Goaaaaaaaaaaaaaal....1-0 Burnley |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 3:22pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
Make man u kukuma lose...up gunerrrz!! |
European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 3:21pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
TeleboiZ005:
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European Football (EPL, UEFA, La Liga) / Re: Manchester United Vs Burnley (0 - 0) On 29th October 2016 by banme(m): 3:18pm On Oct 29, 2016 |
MATCh To END 1-2 in favour of Burnley. |
Romance / How Cocumber Almost Put Me In Trouble. by banme(m): 3:24pm On Oct 28, 2016 |
This cucumber frnizy has to stop as it has started affecting me and other nairalanders psychologically . .So yesterday I visited a female friend at her apartment and we got gisting..along the line she started feeling hungry and so went to get smtin frm fridge.Me i was jejely sitting down when suddenly,she came back holding a cocumber...I tried to maintain my cool but thanks to nairaland that has corrupted my reasoning about cocumber, I started misbehaving..my head was like "oboy this girl dey give u green light o, or maybe she uses it like mrs anambara"..while all this was happening,my jaguar was busy rising.. I kukuma started to change sitting position to hide it...now To make matters worse, she sat close to me,licked the tip of the cocumber then started eating it while looking straight at me...the room started getting stuffy as i started sweating... I needed to brake the silence so i started a convo Me:so u like cocumber abi She:yea its my favorite, it helps me alot Me:ehen,so what type of help are we talking about She:well it gives me maximum satisfaction and it helps to keep my skin fresh. I wasn't satisfied so i asked her the ultimate question " Are u a naralander"? She: yea but i haven't logged in for a while We kept gisting and i forgot to keep my Jaguar checked..suddenly she started staring down and i was like chaii i don die..the idiot was fully erect trying to tear ma Vickers apart...I stylishly round up the convo, bid her farewell and zoomed off. .When i got home ,she called thanking me for the visit and insists i should visit again. Now all this happened bcaz of cocumber so i call on lalasticala and seun to ban any story relating to cocumber...i don talk my own. Share ur own cocumber experience so it can b banned. 1 Like
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Celebrities / Re: THE ONLY THING THAT CAN SAVE CHIDINMA OKEKE FROM THE CUCUMBER VIDEO SAGA by banme(m): 10:19am On Oct 27, 2016 |
T |
Romance / Re: Man Melts Hearts After Marrying His Longtime Girl With Medical Condition. PICS by banme(m): 8:33am On Oct 26, 2016 |
Hmm me i no fit o...I'm sure the man will probably cheat. |
Romance / Re: Photos Of A Young Mother "Tongue-kissing" Her 3yr Old Son Goes Viral(pics) by banme(m): 5:41pm On Oct 16, 2016 |
where the tongue,op mind ur self 1 Like
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Romance / Tick Tock by banme(m): 5:38pm On Oct 16, 2016 |
lets make this fun..I would call my ex.that girl won't think twice.she'll reject it sef..so,Who would you call??
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Romance / Re: Help! Am Not Always Excited During Sex. by banme(m): 5:26pm On Oct 16, 2016 |
you don't get excited cauz you've got an ugly babe...case cloeed |
Romance / Re: I'm Dead!!!... Guys Please How Do I Explain This To Her ?? by banme(m): 11:13pm On Oct 15, 2016 |
lie lie |
Romance / Re: Your Favourite Moniker. Let's See Some Cool Monikers. by banme(m): 10:07pm On Oct 13, 2016 |
mablie: Ehn |
Romance / Re: How I Caught My Fiance Cheating (with Pictures) by banme(m): 6:09pm On Oct 11, 2016 |
op no joke with us o...name the fukin app 26 Likes 3 Shares
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Romance / Re: What Does She Want? by banme(m): 5:31pm On Oct 10, 2016 |
Wic kind relationship be this..In other news.. 2 Likes
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Romance / Re: Describe Her Eyebrows With A Movie Title by banme(m): 5:01pm On Oct 09, 2016 |
collision |
Romance / Re: Househelp Shows How Life Has Changed After Landing Oyinbo Hubby (pics) by banme(m): 9:01pm On Oct 08, 2016 |
sooo? 1 Like
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Romance / Re: What's The One Thing You Would Never Tolerate In A Relationship by banme(m): 11:57pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
cheating
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Romance / Re: Is She To Trying To Scam Me by banme(m): 11:44pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
what level of fuckery is this..dafuq are u typing
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Romance / Re: Can I Lose My Virginity Without Pain by banme(m): 11:17pm On Oct 07, 2016 |
yes it's true there is a way .Just follow these steps; 1-mix maggi and starch with oil(preferably ground nut oil) 2-add a little quantity of pepper (don't worry it wont hurt because the maggi and starch will destabilize it) 3-mix all these ingredients with abonki (that hot one) 4-insert in vagina 5-enjoy you won't be able to thank me later. 1 Like |
Romance / Re: 7 Different Girls Celebrate Same Guy For National Boyfriends Day (pic) by banme(m): 12:39am On Oct 06, 2016 |
I gotta give it to him 3 Likes
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Romance / Re: Meet The Lady With The ‘Biggest Natural Boobs’ On Social Media (Pics) by banme(m): 10:43pm On Oct 05, 2016 |
Ahh
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