₦airaland Forum

iLegendd:
This?

They're many fake/mod versions of the app online, and some may contain malware. The legit one is on github.
Go to https://github.com/revanced-apks/build-apps/releases
Scroll down to "Assets" and download any youtube-revanced apk

The latest version was released on Oct 20

If you want to take the long route, you can follow this guide to patch YouTube yourself
https://github.com/KobeW50/ReVanced-Documentation/blob/main/YT-ReVanced-Guide.md#before-you-begin

iLegendd:
This girl has ruined YouTube for me with her ads. Before I could finish a 2 minute video, her ads must appear 3 times. If it's 1 hour, then I'm dead. So annoying.

It used to be Wix ads, then "If you're from Nigeria or Ghana..." and now it's her turn. I'm now scared of opening YouTube because of her crypto mentorship ads.

Same character with one of us here—aggressive marketing. The moment majority find you annoying and with full knowledge of you trying to take money off their pockets, they automatically hate you.

If you're teaching for free and you're annoying, sometimes like me, they can easily forgive you for the sake of your selflessness. But all these pay me, pay me, buy my course and still annoying is a no no. If I see that girl in real life I might shoot her. I have endured it for months.

At the initial stage, it's fun, but after 2 months, it's excruciatingly annoying.

If you've been seeing her ads and you're tired, click like let me know it's not only me.

You can use YouTube ReVanced to get premium features including watching videos without ads

GovernmentAgent:
Crypto is a grand Ponzi scheme that does not obey fundamental economic laws.

You must know when to enter and when to leave.

If you're a married man with responsibilities avoid putting all your family's money in cryot with the hope of cashing out big time.

One guy by the name Djbme has been lamenting all over the place about how he lost all his money, use his experience as a lesson!

If you like go and use your rent money to buy dip that is going deeper, na you sabi!

As said by a loser that doesn't know how to make money with crypto.

We are still going down.

Hadizometer:
One of my biggest regrets in life is investing in crypto, I pray that Altseason comes, let me recoup my losses...I've lost so much....I curse the day I ever entered crypto

Lol. One of my best decisions in life is going into crypto investment and trading.

2019: First exposure with no profit
2020: Big loss
2021: little profit
2022: small profit
2023: big profit
2024: Massive profit (i.e. Greater than the annual salary of my current 9-5 job)

The most important things needed to make it in crypto are using proper risk management, constant learning & research, and determination.

I decided to post this here. This is so funny!

Alexas58:
I’m trading using 5 minutes timeframe like I said earlier on
Because this is a newly launched token

Exited at 75

I’ll still enter more

Coin is highly bullish

"Highly bullish" my ass!

toniotonero:
Oga celebrity token na grammar u just dy speak, $TRUMP will suffer dat wan no be talk jare, even BTC, ETH, LUNA, LUNC etc dem dy crash b4, so crash no be new thing, what goes up must surely comes down.. CRYPTO na ALUTA race, every gye man wan cash out 4 d jungle.. Just have money, follow d trend, buy when u have d opportunity & cash out when u see profit & move on to d next coin bro.. $TRUMP will scale past $100. We die dir

Hope say your money never lost? Wife don come collect money from husband o!

Prophetkelly:
Family business

Whao whao

People are selling their $TRUMP bags to buy $MELANIA.

Alexas58:
Trade and Think like a champion ✊

Go and buy yourself some $MELANIA

https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/1881087523847593995

It's getting crazy!
Melania Trump just launched her own shitcoin
https://twitter.com/MELANIATRUMP/status/1881087523847593995

FUAfBo2jgks6gB4Z4LfZkqSZgzNucisEHqnNebaRxM1P

toniotonero:
Oga celebrity token na grammar u just dy speak, $TRUMP will suffer dat wan no be talk jare, even BTC, ETH, LUNA, LUNC etc dem dy crash b4, so crash no be new thing, what goes up must surely comes down.. CRYPTO na ALUTA race, every gye man wan cash out 4 d jungle.. Just have money, follow d trend, buy when u have d opportunity & cash out when u see profit & move on to d next coin bro.. $TRUMP will scale past $100. We die dir

Safe journey

Alexas58:
Experience of 6 years

No b fugazzy!

Normally I don’t trade newly launched tokens

But this trading na experience trading


If you want history of trades, I go show you, no be cho cho cho pattern

I put $20 and cashout $65

I put $5 in futures

How can I loose when I started from nothing?

Show me yours and I will even gladly show you mine also for the whole of last year 2024. Celebrity tokens do not perform well longterm. When he becomes president and the public opinion changes, $TRUMP price will suffer. Are you still waiting for TRUMP = $100

Alexas58:
I’m trading using 5 minutes timeframe like I said earlier on
Because this is a newly launched token

Exited at 75

I’ll still enter more

Coin is highly bullish

You will get burnt. There's no more gas left for now.

Landowner101:
No, because I closed earlier at 52

Lol . Just be grateful for the small profit. I didn't even buy any $TRUMP but still much happy with the small profit I made today trading another coin. When a coin is already pumping and everywhere is green, I usually hold back. So I just bought into other tokens dumping because of the $TRUMP pump and made profit when people started rotating back their profits into solid utility tokens.

Landowner101:
No one is truly happy In Crypto

Because you missed out on the $TRUMP pump?

chin37:
Yeah, I can attest to this. About 10% discount.
Just download the bybit app and apply for their master card. Did the registration in one day and got a virtual dollar master card. Requires no fees.
Ps: You might need to use a VPN when filling the online form for the card. For some reason Nigerian ISP blocks that card form registration link.

Did you submit a document for proof of address when applying for the card? If yes, which document did you use?

Kukutente23:
Dogara is a sellout
What we need is to bring the dead economy back to life not tax the people more
You can't tax people to prosperity

Can you even read? The tax bill favours low income earners (that earn 1 million Naira and below) and the poor. If you see UK and other European countries tax systems, you will thank God for Nigeria.

nairalanda1:
Optimally 18 years is a good age to enter university

Some even say that 21 is better.

I said what I said. If you like, abuse me.

And if you like modify my comment

18-21 is best for university entrance.

Entering at 15 or 16 is just sending lamb to slaughter

Everybody cannot be as dull as you are. Some people are born gifted and are smarter than their age mates. No developed country has this type of policy. Students should be made to reach their full potential faster if they can handle it.

100% Nigerian

Good for her; not sure if she's of any benefit to Nigerians.

whippersnapper:
From the comments above it's safe to say Nigeria is still in stone age. They've left us behind in the grand scheme of things. Just last week i bought a bike that doesn't use fuel for 1.8 million I only get to charge it with light. And someone is baffled on how a generator can operate without fuel.

SMH in disgust

Your response is even dumber. Your bike runs on electricity which is got from the electric charge stored in the battery. Electricity is the fuel and it is not free.

Dumb reporting by Vanguard. The law of conservation of energy says that energy is neither created nor destroyed, but it changes from one form of energy into another form of energy.

press9jatv:
lol she was surprised seeing driverless car produced by elon musk niiii

It's a Jaguar i-pace. See the logo on the steering wheel.

GovernmentAgent:
The dynamics of the grand Ponzi Scheme known as crypto have changed because there is no new inflow of serious cash, on top of that there are over 40,000 coins in the market now.

I have been warning about this since. Those of you expecting 10,000X should start now to face reality by adjusting their expectations downwards.

If you still believe you can play two odds with $50 in crypto and make enough money to buy Mercedes Benz GLK this year, it's better for you to just wake up from dreamland now.

I know what your problem is. People like you are unhappy with the current life they are living and always hate to see the successes of their fellow humans.

Jzbabel:
Bitcoin, along with Dogecoin, are going to pump when Trump wins in November. Leading up to November, they will sell to create that pin head candle on the monthly chart. So, beware. You may want to sell your btc this month and buy at the lows of around $54k - $55k. For now, bitcoin remains the best way to hedge your money and make quick gains in the financial markets in this present decade. Protect your btc from hackers and keylogger spywares by first converting your private keys or master seed to QR codes before you start spending money on hard wallets like Trezor, and Co. Use a website like https://bitaddress.systems for your QR conversion. It's safe.

Guys beware! This person is a scammer. The website link he posted will tell you to input your private key or seed phrase in a text box. Your wallet will be emptied if you do this.

GRACEGLORY:
Touched the 62K. So, what's up from here?

Twosquare

Please what's the name of the app in your screenshot?

harry2sexy:
What are you people using Pi to do?

They're using it to make MeatPi

shiffynaani:
hello boss

Pls can you show me how you catch pumps early before they skyrocket sir?

Pls this will help a lot boss

Thanks

I also had a problem finding answer to this question longtime ago.

1. Identify the coin you are interested in.

2. Start doing your research on that particular coin: check market cap, white paper, tokennomics, investors, founders, etc.

3. Follow key people behind the project (team members, project developers, etc.) on social media, especially Twitter: They may share information that has the potential to pump the coin

4. Join their community on Discord and/or Telegram where the team members and other members share updates on the project and try to check in daily so that you won't miss any vital info: This is where many news that pump the token usually originate from. It's just like getting inside information on positive upcoming developments that will potentially pump the coin later. From here, the news will start spreading gradually till it catches the attention of big accounts (Influencers or KOLs) on Twitter with thousands of followers. Once any big account posts about the positive news or update about the project, it starts spreading like wildfire. Thousands or millions of people will see the tweet and they will rush to buy the coin without any research because of FOMO!. This is what usually lead to many pumps that you see in the market.

One common info that results in a pump is a new exchange listing especially on a tier 1 exchange like Binance or Coinbase. A coin might be available only on DEXs or a low level exchange. A project team member can give a hint in a TG group of an upcoming listing of the coin on a tier 1 exchange. They will usually not mention any names because of NDAs. As a sharp guy, you will quickly go and buy the coin on the exchange where it's currently available. At this point the info is just like a rumor. When Binance finally makes an announcement of the new listing, the news will spread like wildfire and people will buy like crazy and pump the price, sometimes reaching a 50% increase after the announcement. This is the point where you will now sell. Ever heard of "Buy the rumor and sell the news?"...

5. You can join a paid group on TG or discord or follow small accounts on Twitter that do research and share info on low cap but high quality projects that are yet to be listed on big exchanges.

I have made lots of money already using this method

olaide68:
Good day dear,which platform can I trade crypto like this?

You can use Binance, Bybit, MEXC, etc. I mostly use MEXC to trade altcoins. They have many coins that are not available on other exchanges. They also have the lowest transaction and withdrawal fees.

seanwilliam:
Good morning boss,
Well well, maybe I don’t understand your point but imho, What you described here is nothing but greediness which is one of the reasons why most of us will end up with nothing at the end of this circle, especially with memes, one needs to learn how to book profit and run as fast as his legs can carry him, the main purpose of trading/investing in crypto is to make money and I managed to achieve that with that strategy. Let me put it into perspective , just few weeks of doing that , i was able to coup couple of millions, round tripping your profit most time will get u burnt, na when i stopped dey take profit na him I caught falling knife which almost finish my money until I decided to stop buying.
( and tbh if I had used that same strategy in March , I would have made Serious, I mean serious money cos I invested a lot on memes o 😉)
If I had not taken profit and ‘eaten it’, during the bazooka dip, i would have sold my hodling at loss, Beeni, I sha no go get crypto for wallets , make I come dey suffer ?😀 Kamari.. but the profit taken saw me through ..
Infact moving forward, I’ll take booking profit more and more serious..


A single dollar is roughly 1700 naira, don’t know about u o, but if you’ invested thousands of $, and you know how fast the money can turn to dust due to market volatility and forces beyond comprehension and analyses , you won’t even joke with even 10% pump. watching it flushed down the drain will take a toll on your health.


That being said ,
Seems iran don get nuclear weapons o

I understand where you're coming from. It's all about risk management. And I don't go into a trade without proper planning.
Any trade I enter without any analysis or proper risk management is 100% gambling.
I don't put more than 10% of my capital in a coin except BTC. The percentage is usually lower than that when I'm buying meme coins.
Using a substantial part of your hard-earned money to buy a coin to the extent that it makes you feel very uncomfortable is where greed comes in.

seanwilliam:
So the last two weeks, I’ve been booking profit on every pump, and so far so good, it’s been a sweet ride.,
I Dey DCA-out..
Anytime I see green , provided it’s some percentage above my initial investment, I take it out.
What I mean?
Say I put 500$ and the coin pumps just 10%, I press sell for 50$. If dip is going to happen, that’ll be on the 500$, not my profit anymore , so I’ll wait till it pumps again, then press sell.. and with this, almost everyday something Dey drop.
Why I’m doing this is to ensure say I end up with something, and not ‘nothing’..
I do this with memes coins and I’ll stick to it atleast for now..

The ‘sell’ na to my bank account straighttttttt not to USDT.. I dey use eyes see and hands touch am 😂..
no more emotional attachment 😀..
My memes list
Floki
Bome
myro..

Looking forward to add Pepe if it dips..
I no sabi plenty TA,

See ehn, to really build wealth through crypto, it is not advisable to keep on eating your profit.
Try to add your profit to your initial capital. At least 50% of your profit.
The more the gunpowder, the bigger the explosion.
And sometimes you need the profit to cover up for future losses.
I have already doubled my account balance this year just by following this method.