₦airaland Forum

Dab2mydick:
lol that's where the saying comes in... Everyday for the thief, one day for the owner...

If u no teach mummy how to use it, another of ur siblings go teach am oooooo

Lol, not like me.

My nearest sibling is 6yrs younger

cindykaey:
I will.

That's it bae..... We'd be sure to mention you, come tomorrow

cindykaey:
It's obvious the Op is just jealous

Btw that dude is cute cute

You're eligible to vote......pls vote for him

RasheedUmar:
Hope you guys still remember what happened yesterday? No campaign thread allowed!

This ain't campaign thread, it's more of a bashing thread

Zyzman:
I Don see am

Comot My Number

Wait, what exactly is it with you and this guy?


Have you seen revelations upon revelation he won?

Or what, I don't get it?

Vote iamkingzlee for MR Nairaland 2016!!!!

Zyzman:
how about you give me ur number so we chat privately

Copy it as I have to edit it

Omo, I hate it with passion o.....even kk


Like what's so hard in typing okay? Or at worst OK?

shivi:
o boi you dey para o,E BE LIKE SEY U BE OMO IBADAN

bebe2:
Dats Wat I wud like but there is no one they can stay with.

You mean you don't have any relatives you can bank on in Nigeria at all?

Then they shouldn't come if that should be the case....

Zyzman:
30k is my budget

Tecno
W3 pros, cheaper than w4, cons, poorer CPU than w4
W4 pros, good CPU. cons, poor battery. Affordable for its price.

Gionee
P5W pros, fantastic CPU, cons, poor battery
M3MINI pros, good CPU good battery, cons, small screen size, 4gb rom

Infinix
HOT2 pros, don't even know what to say, cons, poor CPU
HOT 3 pros, average battery, cons, poor CPU.



Left for you bro

Dab2mydick:
the person owe u ni Abi na thievery

Lol, na mumsy......she no understand the phone magic....

Heard she's using hot note now, I'm planning to collect that too when I go home

Dab2mydick:
dem cover ur eye when u dey buy am

I collected it by force from pesin

mhisbliss:
If you dont bleach you're not human, thats what some guys on Nairaland told me

Like seriously??

They must be one set of deranged guys.

LuveU2:
I am sorry for what you went through. I have a very dark gf, very beautiful, who was made fun of in her childhood days for having that shade.

I agree with everything you said, but ur last statement in bold. By saying...save for his dark skin...ye implying he has an ugly skin, the very thing i am condemning here.

Not really.......I actually meant he wouldn't have been made fun of if he weren't dark skinned. That's what I meant there

DucheSsMerezz:
.. Temper justice with mercy and vote .. Or better still close your eyes and vote

You know what they say naa......


La click
La bend
La break

DucheSsMerezz:
Chaii.. Wicked

Iz nor wickedness......iz truthfulness.

Okay, jokes apart. It's not really fair on us NL users. Be known, even if it's in a particular section.

His own is still better, ladies are the worst, they would create account because of it, and start telling you stories of how they've been using NL before Seun even created it

I'm humbly following

mhisbliss:
lol they're asleep if not they for don bash me tire, like d guy that was saying nonsense here since

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, that's NL for you

mhisbliss:
lol pele

Ha ha ha ha ha ha, experience truly most times is the best teacher

mhisbliss:
its not every girl o, as for me i get turn off by lies and immediately you start bragging i know

Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha Ha, ts good to build oneself. I've built myself to always accept the truth no matter how bitter. But you see you ladies..... Hmm, make I no go mis yarn before they start firing from every angle

mhisbliss:
seriously i dont do that, I'll be considerable enough to tell you am not interested but if you insist on holding on, who am i to say no

Exactly what I am saying, at times, it's not the lady's choice to FZ, it's the guys stubbornness. And then, I'm still yet to find a naija bae wey no go enjoy FZ.....


Chai, this girl used me o......imagine me waking her up every single day for her mid semester exams and she get boyfriend..... That's what triggered the dead cell in my brain jare. Twas my fault tho. I kept insisting on her. So she did what she had to do

mhisbliss:
nope but i always why such girls are this dumb and i find it offensive

The world we live in.....

mhisbliss:
lmao i don't friendzone guys though I'll just tell you and stop keeping you in a loop

That's the thing, some of us would keep trying, and there's no lady who doesn't enjoy FZ, at the end, you would leave him in is wahala (FZ) and enjoy it while he's still unreasonable

mhisbliss:
so you're saying girls are attracted to lies? And its better you tell them what they like to hear, wao guess am a different kind of girl entirely as i smell lies from a mile away, i detest liars

That's why I didn't generalize it. Certainly all ladies aren't the same. But that's how majority of ladies are.

I'm sure this isn't the first time you're hearing such

mhisbliss:
lol FZ is cozy right?

Are you kidding me??


If it's the first time, one may think so tho. You're obviously blinded, thinking she'd still agree by you being a good boy. But when you outta it, you realize how stupid you are

mhisbliss:
lol guys and sugar coating btw i dont know the names of the mods help me call them if this is worth fp

You know, it's not about guys and sugar coating, 80% of ladies don't like the truth. If you do, it's problem. Now this is from experience, to save the relationship, i had to tell myself I wasn't gon tell her the truth she doesn't want to hear.


People do say it, and I experienced it first hand!


I still don't flatter ladies btw......

mhisbliss:
but you were there? Instead of saying no and moving on you agreed to stay there a while

The first time, yes. I did 3yrs

The second time, I saw her as just a friend, didn't know she'd FZ me, upon realization, I cut off. It's that simple.

I say no to FZ in my life. Mo taka oshi danu
Allah kiaye!!

mhisbliss:
lol guys and sugar coating btw i dont know the names of the mods help me call them if this is worth fp

Lalasticlala, obinoscopy

halfricanadian:
Am not

Okay then

mhisbliss:
show me the ugly ones so I'll no how you really look

But bae, you would see them in the real me. You don't have to see it in pictures

mhisbliss:
15.They prefer being in the friendzone than not being in your life

Tarrh......who would prefer being in FZ?

except if it's the guys first time. I was there, and I'd never be there again. The pesin wey put me for there for the second time, after I realized, I started putting up attitude and got dafuq outta it.


mio raye shii mehn