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Died the same day he was transferred. Definitely a murder for hire

AllenSpencer:
Big thief!

I knew he was going to dent his image when he started dealing with money.

180 million missing….🤣🤣🤣🤣

Maybe it was an act all along. What vexes me is that he didn’t even have the patience, he could have cashed out more without selling these stupid snakes swallowed money to us.

Traditional rulers have little or no use in our political system. They should bow before local government chairmen, these governors are doing the job of the local government.

Drag him. Someone should petition EFCC cos VDM is a thief

😂 Peter Obi reacts faster than a nuclear reactor these days

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

VDM. Please just misappropriate the money you raised from your gofundme project silently and don’t sell us cock and bull stories.

anonimi:
Can you please share where and how Fashola ran to be president in APC primaries like Amaechi did.

Did you read and understood the post I replied to before making this comment ?

lol

Racoon:
Rotimi Amaechi asslicked Buhari more than this but where is he today?

Resting after his tenure as 2 term governor and Minister, just like Investigator Fashola. Where do you expect him to be ?

KEVIND:
I trust Tinubu, he'll align with Fubara & kick your ass b4 2027 general election.
You may yarn rubbish by my statement but time shall tell

Wake up bro, you’re in a daydream.

Love800:
Alright.
Thanks so much.

Boerboels and German shepherd, which will you prefer?

German shepherd if you have young kids or children in the house.

A boerboel can finish Garri made to fill a paint bucket in less that 4 minutes (my personal experience) if you don’t have the means to feed it don’t start lol

Silentgroper:
There are predegree and there are pure breeds .. na the predegree ones dey expensive like madt .. the purebreeds are usually lesser than the predegree ...


A malinois predegree goes for 300k .. how would a boerboel go for 800k .. wtf ...

Malinois are of the shepherd family while boerboel is of the mastiff family. I think boerboel are more menacing than the former, hence the price.

MaziObinnaokija:
But wetin ? Abeg talk finish. I
My son wan one b4 i buy it

See the picture below

Boerboel are beasts and would serve the security purpose you want but they’re large dogs with large appetites. I used to live with one at a time, lovely dog but………. 😬😀

Iamdbull:
Dbull on this one!


See my fellow musician and I can't even afford kiss xondom from my own career, instead it keeps bringing me shame

Long may it continue !

What sort of shite post is this ?

motionarena:
My babe told me she wants to fix her samsung s10 plus screen that she needs 100k.

I sent her d money without thinking twice.
Later on I found out she actually fixed the screen for 250k i.e adding my 100k to her own 150k.

Is that a wise decision to fix a samsung S10plus for that amount when she could get a brand new mid-range Tecno phone with that same amount

Used S10 isn't 250 is it ?
Well when I used s8 and the screen broke, I was told 75k back then and the used was 75k too. Do the maths

Edygrin:
Lol

I love how the rest of the world is ignoring all these sharia governed countries unlike before when the world tried to convince them how democracy and freedom is the best.

Now the world will just ignore you out of existence, if you like ban everything, nobody send ur papa again. You'll get tired and unban it yourself like Iran is currently doing.

If you like tell your women to dress like masquerades nobody send ur papa, your women will get tired and revolt themselves.

Everybody dey face their own country now

This is Trump's foreign policy in a summary. Do your thing make I do mine cos America first.

YoursDola:
Thank you for your time and explanation. If I had gotten this advice earlier, I would have made a better buying decision.

Please do you have an idea on what the current prices of those mattress are right now?

The orthopedic mattress I bought is prestige orthopedic mattress @110k

If you wanna sell to buy another one that suits your body type I'd be interested to buy from you. Let me know

35 innocent children, they too should be stamped on

Thanks to Ahmed Tpain Tinubu

By January everything will return back to normal. Idiots

Who are these people they're killing ? Cos people go missing on a daily yet it seems no one is looking for them.

When he was under the employment of winners chapel enterprises, they built the so called 10,000 rural churches across Nigeria. After building the 50,000 capacity conference centre, they're building 100,000.

Did God send them or did he have amnesia then ?

mrvitalis:
Makes no sense by Constitution traditional rulers own 5% of local government allocations... So why place them on salary

Please show us where in the constitution and get 10k asap.

Check well. It's definitely Pit bulls, those things are beasts, yet they're Americans beloved breed.

truthhurts2:
My teen days was nothing but trouble here and there. I for don go tey tey but na the grace of God keeps me through those periods.

There was a day we were burning up the bush so that we could catch some bush meat, and we managed to killed three big bush rat( okete in my language). Na so one squirrel just came out of nowhere and I went started pursuing it, na so the squirrel climb dead palm kernel tree, no more leafs on it, but there was a hole at the extreme top of it which the squirrel entered.

Na so I begin to climb, and I climbed to the very top( on top sey I wan kill squirrel). I checked but couldn't find it there, na so I started shaking the palm tree thinking that the squirrel will come out in fear. During the shaking, na so the tree broke from the middle, the upper part of the tree and I dey escort ourselves come down, but before it touched the I tried to jumped and detached myself from it. I landed with bruises all over my body and the tree that escort me was shattered on landing. That's how God saved me ooo.


Till today, I use to think about that incident.

That’s some experience 😅 indeed thank God for your life

Centrik360:
A very hefty guy who is my step mother's in-law paid our family a visit of a week plus.

One evening, we went to the Palm plantation to do broom. On the farm he beat my younger sister and I felt very bad.

This guy, Even if you combined my stature and strength 3times there was no way I could beat him but, I was bent on retaliating so I started devising my plan onwards.

On the road to the farm we went were remnants of the tough sticks of the leafs our goats had eaten.

When we started coming home from the farm, I took the back position, the guy was in-between me and my sister and other kids were in the front and my beloved sister was still weeping profusely.

Enroute home, I secretlyb plucked some canes, Stubborn grass (sida acuta) and shoved them in my pants at the line at my back.

As we don near home (when I knew that people would easily come to rescue me), I started lashing this Goliath strokes....when the canes I pluked broke away I speedily picked the remnant sticks from the goat feeds aahhh! these ones delivered my anger very well unto his back... immediately they sticks finished, that was when people knew and ran to separate us.

I dealt with him, he cried like my sister did!
My mom and sisters reprimanded me in the family eyes but they praised me and Called me champion in when they called me in!

Love this 🙌🏼

MrPresidon:
I SWALLOWED A FULL BUNCH OF KEYS

up till this day, I've been wondering how this was possible without having any damaging effect to my stomach or body.

Yes. I was around 4 or 5 yrs old at the time I swallowed a full bunch of keys. Nothing less than about 10 different keys in a bunch with a key holder.

Here's how it happened. I was lying down face upwards playing with the keys in my mouth when I accidentally gulped them; the whole damn keys. I was alone, so no one saw it happen. I was scared as he'll to tell my mom, she would have freaked the hell out and probably given me a whopping of my life (the main reason why I didn't tell her )

Later that evening she was looking for the keys and asked me if I saw them and I said no, knowing fully well they were being warmed up in my stomach . She finally assumed she had misplaced them.

Fast forward to when I became an adult, I would tell my friends and none would belive me. It was strange to me how nothing bad happened to me. I sha thank God

Did you excrete the keys later?

ThatWriterBoy:
Una go laugh me die sha but thank God say nobody know me for real life. Worst part be say my own happen as a full adult. No be child.

So when I was in Year 3, this lecturer vowed that if I come late to his next class, I will carry over his course because I had been coming late and he had marked my face.

So I prepared very well to come early that day. I even fetched water and kept in case there was no light to pump water. When I woke up, I found out my roommate had used the water to flush in the night when I was sleeping and there was no water.

I tried my best to find water and rush to school before the time for the lecture.

Omo, my plan no dey work again. Before I could even find a bus sef, time for the class had almost reached. After I rushed to go and finally found a bus, in the bus going to the university park, I remembered how one guy that was late for his exam jumped out of the bus one day. Na so I jump my own come land for ground.

At first, I think say I succeed. The driver park come dey ask whether I craze. Other drivers too park come dey reason wetin dey work me.

I scattered my phone screen. Tore my fine clothes. Injured myself. I was limping to class. At the end of the day, the lecturer came late for the class. God damn.

Later I come dey reason what if I broke my head.

This is sad 😂😂😂😂 fear is a bad thing

WhiteIverson:
So many instances... too numerous to mention

My brother and I racing when I accidentally tripped him from behind and he fell and dislocated his shoulder

Car reversing from the compound and I intentionally put my toes in the path of the tyre. All my toes got broken

Climbing cashew tree to pluck cashew, naso one branch pierce my lap. Out of fear and pain I jumped down and that was how the branch sliced through my lap omo see blood

My uncle turning fuel inside car with jerrican, naso i light matchstick throw ontop the fuel tank. I was flogged so bad, that night I was scheming how to run away lol

Omo you be rebel 😂

gigabyte13:
As l never Sabi loan app
I no Sabi Dem at all at all
Dem threaten me this year like twice
As l no be pro in the borrowing industry
I almost get HBP.
But now, na Dem dey call me everyday make l come borrow 1M and above.......

If you no get mind like some addicted debtors
No go near loan apps ooooo

True this. If you fear embarrassment steer clear 😂