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Smitaro100:
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Smitaro100:
Ok. But what makes you think it's fake?

Cos in the confessional the priest doesn’t see you, even if he does for instance in some parishes here in Nigeria, in the confessional the priest doesn’t ask your name.

This is a form of confession; forgive me father for I have sinned, this is my first confession since (the period of your last confession) here are my sins.

No mater the sin you commit even murder a priest can get laiticized if he reveals it, the most he can do if he doesn't have the faculties to forgive refer you to a bishop or a priest that does.

That blogger just cooked up stories for clicks

Fake story.

Buharidgeneral:
My story goes thus.My neighbour wife almost set our compound on fire . She was cooking indomine and went to buy bread and Pepsi. On coming back she went to another flat gisting. Meanwhile the smoke in there flat has envelope their flat and also escaping to outside. I have to rush out and started shouting her name and broke the door to stop the fire. The husband just stayed at their door and thank me casually when a he comes back in the evening. The thing pain sha.
Fast forward there was a day I asked him to always on his outside light because the . He told me that my flat no reach his side and that I should mind my business. That was the same person I saved their flat from being burnt. If I have mind my business may be that flat would have burnt beyond recognition.

Omo mehn so men have disgusting characters but it’s human nature to forget good done quickly.

fuckingAyaya:
E get one neighbor like that too for our former house, she doesn't greet nor respond to greetings. Her daughter and one guy was playing outside, I dont know if the guy touched the girl inappropriately she threw a knife she was using to peel orange at the guy, omo na so knife cut one of the boy's vein on his leg na so the guy begin bleed. Blood was rushing out like say them open tap, meaning e get one babe wey i dey chyke of street I gave her appointment to come around 5pm i will be around then. When she came she came she called me she was at the gate then I rushed to open the gate for her low oand behold I saw the boy lying on the ground with blood gushing out from his leg na so I remove my shirt tied the leg then carried the boy on my back. The was say even saying chai na like this I go take die that he's feeling cold inside his body omo the guy black eye don dey go inside. Thank God for using me to save that boy that day. Could you believe that father of the girl didn't even even said thank you instead he went to call police to arrest me that there was no blood that I lied. Even the police came used sand to cover the blood that I was a liar. B4 the police came me don japa, the girl that threw that knife was crying and begging me that day to carry the boy because she couldn't carry him. Omo the girl twisted everything and said there was no blood, she even saw me the next day without greeting me lol i just laughed. May our good never put us to trouble. Omo people dey this life ooo.

My God !!!!!!

willi926:
I secretly spoilt my compound jam lock and threw the padlock inside bush as revenge. I knocked for 2 hours and I could see someone peeping through there curtain oo, I use stone knock for gate tire, my so called neighbours no come open door, after a while another tenant came back use phone call him wife, she came out and opened the door, she was like she never knew someone was knocking oo. I said no wahala, I didn't even act as if e pain me or said any bad word, I just keep am for mind. After some weeks them begin find padlock, lo and behold jamlock sef done spoil. One of the neighbours said they should ask me, I might know about it. If them born Una papa well come ask me useless question. Na so we take contribute another money for padlock and jamlock. Nonsense people

😂😂 thankfully no one dared to come asking

DeltaBachelor:
Trust me, you have a very good landlord. May God continue to bless him. I can't forget in a hurry one of the most horrific experiences I had.

A friend of mine ( of blessed memory)who travelled abroad came back and needed a place to stay. As bachelor wey I be, I accommodated him because I felt it would be a waste of money for him to lodge in a hotel for like 2 months. On that fateful day, I went to see my parents and called this my friend that I may come back late, so he should please be on the lookout in case the gate is locked.

Unfortunately for me, my phone ba3 died and unknowing to me, this my friend had gone out but put my key somewhere for me because according to him, he had been trying to reach out to me, but my phone was off. To cut the long story short, I came back around 10pm and was knocking and knocking at the gate for like 3 hours and no one came to open. Around 1am or so, I had to scale the fence because I didn't have any friend close by and I didn't want to go back home to my parents because it was very dangerous at that time of the day with robbery incidents and all and also because I was a bit drunk due to "several issues "I was facing at the time.

So back to my story, na so I scale fence o and slept in front of my door because I didn't know that my friend kept the key for me. I thought he mistakenly took it with him. Around 3am or so, that was how I felt a sharp pain on my back . I didn't know my neighbours or landlord had gone to call OPC vigilante and also the police that a thief broke into the compound. Na so them start to molest me o. Honestly, I cried that day, not because of the pain, but because of the denial and embarrassment I got.

I vowed never to give birth in that compound even if I marry because it made me to realise the kind of people I was living with. Imagine coming at 10pm and nobody responds at all despite using force and even stones to hit the gate to get attention. See ehn, I DONT CARE neighbours are in abundance. They just only care about themselves and I learnt a very big lesson that day.

Suffice to say the police that came were reasonable and very understanding and never molested me, but the OPC vigilante people that used the side of cutlass to be flogging me. I had my revenge on the perpetrators exactly a year after and they also pleaded with me and we settled, but that's a story for another day !

Sorry for your experience. Didn’t your friend come back that night? Also, please tell us how you got your revenge back. Please don’t leave us hanging. Thank you🙏

Reading through the comments made me realize as a nation we deserve every ounce of suffering, if the common man will support and justify clear oppression by the rich.

Testimony1988:
9mobile is the best, N600 for 6Gb for a month.

How ?

Solacemk:
Mtn 15GB for 2k

How do you get this please?

Temiii69:
This man talks too much, i dont trust him

A serial debtor who doesn’t pay her debts as at when due is gaslighting a lender celebrating a debtor who paid his debt without hassles.

Wonders shall never end.

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lol.. the first thought that to my head 😑😂😂

Another day in paradise

When will the new FHC complex be completed cos the cramping no be here.

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These young men need to spend some quality time at kuje sha. 😂

CountinBlessins:
It's a half breed dog one of my dogs . This is how the full breed looks and they are massive . They are faint breed dogs. Mine is barely 2 years

I doubt it has any boerboel chromosomes as it doesn't have any physical features of a boerboel at all. It can't only have same skin to be a boerboel besides boerboel don't only come in spotted skin. Mine was plain brown.

Barryspear:
Woke up this morning to this little creature around my bed. Doubting if is scorpion or something else

Looks like a cricket.

rossovu:
I was told its Boerboel

The mouth of a boerboel would swallow that head in one try.

Google photos would give you a good idea

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May her soul rest in peace.

May God keep us alive and in one piece until (those who want to leave this country do) Amen. 😥

AntiChristian:
Only Band A users tarrif is increased!

Band B-E still dey N66/KWh!

How many of Una dey band A that uses minimum of 20 hours electricity per day?

Band A are those who uses minimum of 20 hours electricity per day! Only the pricing of these people were increased! Many people in band A were downgraded to Band B.

Band B uses minimum of 16 hours electricity per day!

Band C uses minimum of 12 hours daily!

Band D uses a minimum of 8 hours daily!

Band E uses a minimum of 4 hours daily!

I have an apartment at Iba housing estate I can show you different bills brought. one month they'll bring bill as the apartment in band A, the next month is in band B.

Just implement the rural electrification project and give everyone a prepaid meter, it was the BAT administration that stopped it yet you're removing subsidy.

Everything about tinubu is geared towards punishing Nigerians 😥

We4all:
Alaye, try to learn if you are too daft. E no hard.

I don't want to call you a slowpoke but a simple google or Wikipedia could have educated you better. I'll help you sha.. you can Cc your moronic friend from earlier.

We4all:
Alaye, try to learn if you are too daft. E no hard.

Learn wetin exactly ?

Those who paint Olanipekun as one badass saintly legal practitioner are not aware 😁

Namaster:
They are happy to sack as many workers as possible as long as it means immigrants would leave their country alone.

The UK is currently in panic mode. They are afraid of losing their identity.

Their Prime Minister is Indian. The Mayor of London is Pakistani. Their King is waiting to die and the Royal Family is in shambles.

They don't want immigrants flooding their country anymore. So they'll GLADLY sack anyone that needs to be sacked.

How do you guys come up with these wild ideas, lord 🤣

We4all:
Fish brain, learn to take corrections.

Corrections 😂😂😂 this one is brain absent Ewu.