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sinaj:
lol I didn't bro zone u o!

Oh! Good,In that case. SOUND! THE! WEDDING! BELLS!! Or am i moving too fast?

sinaj:
lol I didn't bro zone u o!

Oh! Good,In that case. SOUND! THE! WEDDING! BELLS!! Or am i moving too fast?

sinaj:
Rotfl A broadband u harsh o!
U just raised my bro's hope nd shattered it

And another one just brother-zoned me.
How did my life get here?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#6666ff]I left something on the stove,I'ma go attend ta that
......be right back.[/color]

so,that's a 'no' ?

KINGinVAHALA:
Boss, I really need to reply this. Sometimes we humans behave as if if we were in others shows we will act and be perfect. How I wish you were the one in my shoes, I doubt if you would still be here typing or gracing Nairaland. Maybe you dont know what it means to give about 4months of your offline life to online and its activities, not just that, all through this period what was supposed to be your private life flooded Nairaland and became a public say where does who are still feeding under their parents started deliberating on your life and how you have lived it.

Don't worry, there is no single lie in my profile, I due time I'm gonna come up with answers to every asked question, but hope when your turn comes you won't take it in bad spirit?

Imagine someone waking up at the wrong side of his/her bed, login Nairaland, sees your moniker and tell you he/she know you somewhere and you don't look like your dad, then ask you to come up with hospital evidence to address his accusation that your mum actually had you for your dad, hope you will come up with such an evidence?

You knew what you were getting into when you decided to contest, so don't start getting all weepy about it now.
And answer this honestly: didn't you play a part in the fracas and skeleton-digging that went down during the missNL contest?
Karma's a bítch,huh?

Besides, the guy didn't ask for much.. just the year you graduated. don't get me wrong, I'm not taking sides here.I'm simply working with the facts laid bare before us,which have so far been stacked against you.surely,an upstanding citizen such as yourself can dismiss our doubts with little fuss.

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]You outta be pure ashamed of yerself for havin' said all that
It was rude,invasive and just plain disgusting [/color]

oh I'm sorry,did i upset you queen Crybaby?
Well,SURPRISE!! I don't fuckin care.

So you gon answer the question or not?

k

And so?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#6666ff]She ain't no gold digger the woman is prudent.
.....
Oh! Read my sig dude[/color]

Prudent my big,black,fat,hairy àss.
moving on to more important issues...looking at ur DP
you surprisingly pack quite a punch on ur anterior for someone so tiny.
You lactating?

KingCheezyPuff:
[color=#ffc400]nothin' you can do......just let er go [/color]

As usual,Queencheezypuff,the defender of gold diggers.

Is this Bimpe the Facebook girl?

AbroadBabe:
nice to meet you..

Pls do me this favour.
Good evening,


please VOTE FALCONEY come Saturday for MR NAIRALAND 2016 FINALS voting starts 10am to 6pm in fashion section , how I vote ? Here is the format simple post "I VOTE FALCONEY CC NLJEGA" .

Your vote work wonders it can put a smile on my face for a very long time .
I will always remember your willingness to help me during my time of need. It takes a very unique person to leave her important schedule on short notice to come and vote . Thank you as you cast your SUFFRAGE . GOD BLESS YOU, GOD BLESS NIGERIA ,GOD BLESS NAIRALAND.

so that was ur evil plan all along.
And here I was, thinking a gorgeous girl was trying to make a move on poor ol',lovelorn me.
Regardless, will do,ma'am. heartbreak notwithstanding.

adewumiopeyemi:
plank me and receive.. blow

brotherly,if i plank you,you won't particularly be in the right state of mind to retaliate.

AbroadBabe:
hi..how are you doing

I am running at optimum capacity,ma'am. Thank you for asking.

Bt i don't think we've met before. the name's barrikade.....Lt.Barrikade.

adewumiopeyemi:
best network

no make me plank you now.

And just 3mins of the Amazon position is equal to a 4hr marathon.

KINGinVAHALA:
Thanks boss!

So apparently, you've been found out as a liar.

But bro,why? you didn't have to add phantom qualifications to ur CV. people who wanted to vote for u would've voted regardless.

and then what?

it's another one....

Diamondqueen:
like i said before, don't generalize the traits of your female relatives to every girl you see around. "When has anyone ever needed a second opinion?" seriously 80% of this site doings is based on people enquiring for the opinions of others.

Gracious Lord!

did you even read anything I typed?
now I genuinely feel like I'm dropping IQ points talking to you. so do me a favour & don't reply this comment, I'm begging you. I'm done here.

Diamondqueen:
it won't be a shame to admit you don't understand considering the fact that illiterates are very common. I just needed the view of others on her behaviour, period.

Q: When has anyone ever needed a second opinion?
A: when in doubt about anything, no?

you have not only proved yourself to be a gold digger,you have also shown yourself to be incapable of "beyond surface" thoughts
Bye,Nkechi.

so u live with ur parents and your mind don dey reason how to Bleep girl for under their roof. coz I'm sure that's the only reason why you're confused.

Diamondqueen:
I never said my bro's choice of girlfriend doesn't sit well with me. You be worried about your lack of understanding and use of vulgar languages. And don't be quick to generalize the gold digging traits of your female relatives to every girl you see around. #peace

Then why on earth are you asking us what we think of her decisions?
and yes,I understood everything you typed,even more than you apparently. so It's either you are just having trouble expressing yourself explicitly or you need to send me your English teacher's phone number and address.

queencalipso:
Obviously you don't know romance landers. If you don't want drama pls don't start one, bcz they will help you finish it to the last.

You opened the Pandoras box and so did Olivia. please enjoy the show

Truer words have never been typed. we gon' dig to the very bottom of this

SHOCK7:
hmm, where is the evidence when did #Chronique do that?

so you're the niggah who was trying to cover up her ashawo parade on that thread.
Well,chroniquez exposition has already been taken down.... so try keep ear for ground next time.

Florblu:
Congratulations to your brother!if a lady ask for money,guys will say she's too dependent and if she didn't ask they will say she is too independent.Guys are just impossible!

I see no sentence in her writeup to suggest her brother complained about anything. he simply asked his 'girlfriend' why she wasn't receptive of his monetary gestures. So as always with the girls contained in this forum,you leapt & hastily began to masturbatē to a thread that suggested men were impossible to please without taking time to actually understand what was written.
if anything, it's the OP,whose gold-digging tendencies has made the choices of her brother's girlfriend not to sit well with her,that's who we should be worried about.