This isn't my favourite spot on the forum- most of you already know that. Regardless, I came across these interesting remarks and thought it wouldn't be such a bad idea if I shared same with Romancelanders.

A lot has been said and heard about women since the day Adam landed his bald ass on this planet- some complementary while others are critical. Nevertheless, here are my favourite collection of the 20 "truest" comments ever made regarding women, wives, or spousal relationships.

Please enjoy.



When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
~By Lee Majors


After marriage, husband and wife become two sides of a coin; they just can't face each other, but still they stay together.
~By Al Gore

By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher.
~By Socrates

Woman inspires us to great things and prevents us from achieving them.
~By Mike Tyson

The great question... which I have not been able to answer... is, "What does a woman want?
~By George Clooney

I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
~By Bill Clinton

"Some people ask the secret of our long marriage. We take time to go to a restaurant two times a week. A little candlelight, dinner, soft music and dancing. She goes on Tuesdays, I go on Fridays."
~By George W. Bush

"I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years."
~By Rudy Giuliani

"There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage."
~By Michael Jordan

"I've had bad luck with all my wives. The first one left me and the second one didn’t.” The third gave me more children!
~By Donald Trump

Two secrets to keep your marriage brimming
1. Whenever you're wrong, admit it,
2. Whenever you're right, shut up.
~By Shaquille O’Neal

The most effective way to remember your wife's birthday is to forget it once...
~By Kobe Bryant

You know what I did before I married? Anything I wanted to.
~By David Hasselhoff

My wife and I were happy for twenty years. Then we met.
~By Alec Baldwin

A good wife always forgives her husband when she's wrong.
~By Barack Obama

Marriage is the only war where one sleeps with the enemy.
~By Tommy Lee

A man inserted an 'ad' in the classifieds: "Wife wanted". Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: "You can have mine."
~By Brad Pitt

First Guy (proudly): "My wife's an angel!"
Second Guy : "You're lucky, mine's still alive."
~ By Jimmy Kimmel

“Honey, what happened to ‘ladies first’?” Husband replies, “That’s the reason why the world’s a mess today, because a lady went first!” ~By David Letterman

“First there’s the promise ring, then the engagement ring, then the wedding ring...soon after....comes SuffeRing!
~By Jay Leno

"The reason why wives live longer is because they don't have a Wife"
~By Brandon Breezy


So, what do you think?


Cc: Lalasticlala, Obinoscopy, Ferano, Rocktation.

Post was cool till i saw Donald (foolish) Trump
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Post was cool till i saw Donald (foolish) Trump
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Others might think otherwise though.

Indeed true about wives. Will want to see what quotes they have for husbands.
The reason we remain married is after reading such quotes I know it's a global issues.
Even the Bible says " Dwell with them as the weaker vessels".
Quize- The helper and the helpee who is greater?

We men keep claiming we are greater/ the head/ Superior, but I think that since they are helpers, we are just at their mercy.

Lol

Imagine if there exist competitions for presidents.......... I wonder the position Nigeria would take.





was just think-typing

lol....make I just book space in case

In some religion all that isn't helped by the fact that the woman comes as a property.