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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 8:10pm On Sep 06, 2021
Why does saskay look pregnant?
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 6:56pm On Sep 06, 2021
Nice one pere

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 12:09pm On Sep 06, 2021
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CRUISETOPIAVP:
Queen and pere must remain in that house for as long as possible grin

Pere to disqualify white Donkey..

Queen to destroy his game..

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 7:54pm On Sep 05, 2021
What a waste of time.
I expected Ebuka to evict that simp saga.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 8:37pm On Sep 02, 2021
I'm loving this fun side of pere

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 7:29pm On Aug 30, 2021
Pls Vote for PERE

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 12:44pm On Aug 24, 2021
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Uzomarrr123:
stop campaigning for a fool pls

You irritating my esophagus
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 12:26pm On Aug 24, 2021
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Gbegirsoup:


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So upon all your mouth na only 200 votes you get..Na so una wan take make odogwu Carowhite win? undecided
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 12:23pm On Aug 24, 2021
Your analysis is spot on,
clefstone:
Let's take a moment to imagine Pere did not address kitchen monopoly, did not make white money wet his pants with his alpha stare(we saw a human being, white money saw a lion's head raging with fire), let's imagine Pere did not add a twist to the head of house role

We have a boring show this year, but it would have been much more boring without Pere. All we would have had is WM cooking all day while making his annoying dry epic nollywood movies jokes, Saga simping his adult life away, Angel staring at us 24hrs, Saskay doing sleeping beauty duties, Cross, the bitter man lowkey envying the man Pere is and acting like a teenage boy in love for a naive northern Christian girl, Boma nodding and laughing like agama abi na hyena self.......


Pere saved this season. He will definitely survive this week, but that is far less than what he deserves, he has to win this season.

Vote Pere

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 9:12pm On Aug 23, 2021
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Threebear:
Whitemoney is such a handsome man . grin

I've never seen a man so down to earth and humble .

Always cooking and cleaning like a gentleman .


Team handsome Whitemoney , remember it's just banters , please throw some votes for Maria .

If Maria leaves that house , who will you drag .

Just give her your votes this week , okay .

You all are so beautiful and handsome . kiss

Whitemoney ...

Odogwu billi billi


Our unbleached chef

The most in shape and fit man in the house .

Oh whitebobby , how I love you kiss

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 2:09pm On Aug 18, 2021
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Expert17:


I know Pere lives rent-free in your head. grin grin

WhiteMoney's second name is eye-service/fake ass. (Open secret)

No wonder Pere's angelic low and calm voice made him turn to stammerer at the age of 45.

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 8:58pm On Aug 13, 2021
Exactly what I was thinking
Amillionnn:
This WM needs to be checked. There is something he is doing in that kitchen. Look am he don enter kitchen again. Say make I just cook white rice. Okokobioko! What am I seeing before my eyes. In Dey wash something put inside abi wetin?

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 8:57pm On Aug 13, 2021
Very foolish
RightDecision15:
Nini is foolish

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 12:08am On Aug 11, 2021
Maria the liar

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2021 Live Updates Thread by Barristertemmie(f): 7:48pm On Jul 25, 2021
Which Kain grandma slippers this Arin girl wear so
Phones / Re: The Xiaomi Thread. by Barristertemmie(f): 7:29pm On Jul 17, 2021
I held the Redmi note 10 pro at a physical store today, the experience was heavenly, unfortunately I have to wait for my order on jumia till the end of the holidays. I can only afford the Note 10s, but we move!!!

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Barristertemmie(f): 10:30pm On Oct 02, 2019
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Ebonyventures22:

Good evening Madam Eeghe Eeghe Weighed grin , I remember you well well grin

1...You supported Ella.... She went home with only "Ela" cheesy

2..You jumped to Jeff.. Jeff went home with only his Bet9ja cap.. cheesy .

3..You then threatened thunder, earthquake, tornado and fire.... But up till date, we never see anything.. cheesy

4..You shamefully moved to Frodd, Khafy,Tacha and Ike (Akthedream2019/Livelymatilda warned you to stay away from Ike,but your stubbornness didn't allow you).. Hmmm

5...Khafy... Evicted.. cheesy

6...Tacha.... Disqualified cheesy

7..Ike..... Evicted angry angry sad lipsrsealed

8..Frodd....? Do the mathematics. cheesy

The only person you hate and can never support ,Mercy, is still in that house. grin

These are all facts you can't deny.. Or can you? cheesy
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Just passing and decided to drop some facts... Kikikikik.. grin cheesy


Nb:Frodd's fans shouldn't waste their money.. I will advise they use it to buy cartons of condoms, then distribute it to all Tacha fans... cheesy

Truth if Bitter.. But you must kiss the truth.



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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Barristertemmie(f): 10:35pm On Sep 27, 2019
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Brownsun:
nadesh come take a looki here



I brekete o. If u taya to see my face take a voluntary exit grin Even Peter have denied her.

ohh mai ghad!!
TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Barristertemmie(f): 7:36pm On Sep 15, 2019
Seyi is saved

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TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Barristertemmie(f): 3:06pm On Jul 19, 2019
iamJ:
Ike is this seasons teddy A


Both smoke

Both were doing love in the house

Both were forming gangster

Both had fans that were dreaming that they would win

Both kept hair

Both were forming alpha male



What happened?

He didn't even get to the final, Ike will never be loved by all, he steals, he talked about killing people on TV, he lies and worst of all he is deformed


Yes ooo ike on ur birthday, I didn't have the decency to be polite


I tried to think of good things to say about Ike, found none, I look forward to tonight garden time when housemates will say what they think about u, it will be so flat, ur fans will mute their TV's

Fake gangster that cries on TV


For those that don't know who Ike is, I attached a picture of him below
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iamJ:
Ike is this seasons teddy A


Both smoke

Both were doing love in the house

Both were forming gangster

Both had fans that were dreaming that they would win

Both kept hair

Both were forming alpha male



What happened?

He didn't even get to the final, Ike will never be loved by all, he steals, he talked about killing people on TV, he lies and worst of all he is deformed


Yes ooo ike on ur birthday, I didn't have the decency to be polite


I tried to think of good things to say about Ike, found none, I look forward to tonight garden time when housemates will say what they think about u, it will be so flat, ur fans will mute their TV's

Fake gangster that cries on TV


For those that don't know who Ike is, I attached a picture of him below

TV/Movies / Re: BBNaija 2019 Live Updates (Big Brother Naija 2019 Thread) by Barristertemmie(f): 12:30pm On Jul 05, 2019
Jeff don buy market from these girls. Tacha's behavior of overflogging a little issue will be her undoing​ in that house.

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Agriculture / Re: Hidden Truths About Catfish Business!!! by Barristertemmie(f): 11:54am On Apr 04, 2018
Can someone help me with an estimate of the quantity of feed to rear 20000 juvenile to maturity. Please it's very important!!
Jobs/Vacancies / Re: Federal Civil Service Recruitment Application 2017/2018 by Barristertemmie(f): 10:03am On Dec 30, 2017
Please is the recruitment real Can I get it at secretariat in ikorodu
Celebrities / Re: Mayorkun: I Wrote My Song, "Tonight" To Send MY Girlfriend Away. by Barristertemmie(f): 1:10am On Oct 06, 2017
GeeString:
Write one that can send Buhari back to London.

Things are hard.
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Fashion / Re: The Outfit A Lady Asked For And What Her Tailor Made For Her (Photos) by Barristertemmie(f): 12:10pm On Sep 27, 2017
[quote author=Houseofglam7 post=60872280]Now she's all set for the sack race at this year's inter house sports cheesy
Health / Re: Pls Help, My 21months Old Boy Cant Called Daddy Or Mama by Barristertemmie(f): 12:36pm On Sep 22, 2017
Just talk to him,like you would with an adult. Allow him play with your friend's kids/you enrol him in a creche,with these,I believe he'll talk in no time.
Crime / Re: Who Is Nnamdi Kanu? by Barristertemmie(f): 9:50am On Sep 19, 2017
Ever8054:
nnamdi KANU is an albino with no brains...period!!!...and if he starts any war,British would not send even a bicycle to take him anywhere, he would be the first to die...
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Romance / Re: Things You Did To Show Off To The Opposite Sex You Later Regretted by Barristertemmie(f): 11:18pm On Sep 13, 2017
NevetsIbot:
clown bawo?? lol
your post is funny,it made me laugh.

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Romance / Re: Things You Did To Show Off To The Opposite Sex You Later Regretted by Barristertemmie(f): 11:10pm On Sep 13, 2017
Op is a clown,i swear

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Celebrities / Re: Simi Out With "Simisola", Her Sophomore Album, 3 Years After Joining X3M Music by Barristertemmie(f): 7:39pm On Sep 08, 2017
The "take me back" song from this album is lit.Makes sense.
Romance / Re: Hilarious Chat Between Man Who Wanted Nudes And A Facebook Lady by Barristertemmie(f): 4:56pm On Aug 21, 2017
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Family / Re: Do You Give Your Neighbours Nick-names?? by Barristertemmie(f): 6:00pm On Aug 13, 2017
We didnt just give them names,we gave their houses names as well.

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