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Walk into the house of Senate and see everyone shouting.. Can't you all be civil for once and follow du process? Hon. Bashy_Demy moving a motiont to the Senate President to put my Hon colleagues in order

50/50......Boy: I like you and I also want you to be my babe.. Girl: I accept but no sex because I want to keep my body for my future husband...Boy: no problem, but don't ask me for money because I also want to save it for my future wife. #Gbam

No
Are you working today?

anigold: i Love arsene wenger you are the best football coach in the world, thats the definition of being a great team manager. cos theres no coach in the world that will sell his best player to his rival club. Alex ferguson will never do that even if he is sick. wenger you are the best and you are the only coach in england that believes in the youth the rest are just waiting to buy ready-made players(looking for cheap success). if i was a player i will play for you. Bleep all the haters

Stop dreaming dude, is Cazorla,Podoski,Giroud not a ready made players?... and about selling players to rival, Have you forgotten Man U sell Sylvester to you Arsenal?

Thanks bro

When Yorubas are hawking their goods they advise you Wat to do with it, E RA BREAD E PO TEA ooo, E RA OGEDE E DIN DODO oooo, E RA ISU E GUN IYAN oooo, ERA CONDOM E ......? =))X_X

I am Honorable Bashy_demy JSPN political party and member of the first republic parliament of NAIRALAND & leader House committee on bad jokes. JSPH4

shayoor: ₪☺ *why should i*


Are Y̲ọ̥υ not going τ̲̅o church?

No am a Muslim

Are you not going?

I hear say u no ƌƐƔ thank God ehn! 243 days out of 365 na beans? Boko Haram reach ur side? U dey 4 Dana Crash? God give u good health, God no allow all dose witches and wizards 4 ur village get power over u, Naija no good, Naija no good u dey use BB, BB wit subscription 4 dat matter, if at all u neva get money buy Blackberry Porsche, abi u don see where person wey ƌƐƔ 4 coma dey ping? Abi na blind man wan change ₯? as a xtian U beta go church 2day go do thanksgiving! And as a Muslim you better pray 5 times/day to thank God •´¨) ¸.•´ ¸.ℓoℓ •*¨) ¸.•*¨) ‎​ ¸¸.•´=D(¸.•´(¸.• GM

shayoor: Hell ₪☺

Have U̶̲̥̅̊ eaten?

No

will you take me out for DInner?

I guess the women we have to be single for the rest of there life then

Whats going on in here?

I am a celebrity so treat me like one: U better stop acting like a celebrity mumu..cos d only Fan u hav is d one in ur room.

Cashier: "Can i help you?"..."No, I just waited in line for an hour just to say Hi..."


Cashier: "Are you buying all these? " Me: "No, I'm stealing them. I just wanted to show you first."

1. Good night pals! (So? Na only u dem teach to dey greet?)

2. Am back pals! (So?make we dey jump?)

3. Am sick! (Go hospital! B4 hiv kill u)

4. My heart is broken, I will never love again (hahahaha ur BF b mechanic?)

5. Am Gona b off 4 a while (THANK GOD!!! Make we rest abeg)

6. BBM is boring 2day! (Hehe Jobless pikin find work do)

7. Any lady/guy online? Ping me for a chat? (Until u bcom d next Cyntia)

8. Am back! Did u miss me? (Guy wey no even notice!)

9. I love my Boo (Tell him, not us)

10. Lagos on my mind (Ole!!! Na who go give u T fare u dey find?)

11.I no see my period ( u no know wen u do am ?)

12. So Angry (go fight who provoke u )

13.People are wicked ( na today u know ?)

14.Had a terrible dream last night(I be Joseph the dream interpreter?)

15.Am in love ( na today?.)

16. Am just so tired ( u get work b4?)

17.I saw an angel ( na demon u for see?lol)

18. money on my mind(Nd so? Here resemble LAPO? go rob bank)

19.Am hungry (here na kitchen?)

20.Am beautiful/Sexy and I knw it.(All Thanks goes 2 Mary KAY pancake nd ur aristo father so chop ur beauty)

21.Ur pix looks nice( I know b4 I put am)

22.Lecture in a bit ( so make we do wetin? Olodo after na last u go carry)

23. Exam thn( Olodo,na dubbing u kuma sabi. Book u no know) go write your carry over bone story.

24.Oh God my flight is delayed (take molue)

25.New me ( wetin be our business? A pig is always a pig)

26.Am tired of this life ( join Boko Haram na?) Ihotago!!

Cabsso: Imagine petient jonathan as ur english lecturer frm 100l-400l.

That will be miracle if you pass the course.

Imagine Nigeria win the next world cup

again

dayokanu: Trouble is when your plane lands in China and you mistakenly pick a luggage filled with cocaine belonging to someone else

haha here come another biggest trouble

No

Are you single?

booqee: Let try dis game.
Do u knw ur shoe size can tell ur
age?.
Grab ur calculator & try dis.
Here is hw it goes.
1) Take ur shoe size.
2) Multiply by 5.
3) Add 50.
4) Multiply by 20.
5) Add 1012.
6) Subtract d year u were born.
U will get 4 digits.
The 1st two is ur shoe size & d
last two digits is ur age.
If i'm correct,pls let me knw.

Hey i posted this same joke sometimes last year.. well some are just seeing it for the first time

~vicky~:
One lady sent me N500 airtime & she shared a testimony d following day. Another sent me N1000 airtime and a man proposed 2 her dat week. Just last week, one man sent me N1,500 airtime & today he has gotten American visa & a job with an oil firm. You may be d next 2 share ur testimony. Send urs now cos MIRACLES STILL HAPPEN

woww i would love to claim mine oo.. you need to send me your phone number and also send me credit of #1000 cos i want to send you #10.000 so i will use the #1000 credit to send you the #10k ok thief

I think have sene this somewhere but still funny

Nice one OP you owe me money i swear

No what for now?

Do you always visit the Dr?

here

No Yes

Do you believe me?

hahah OP you just put smile on my face

@OP your joke make sense i swear you know why?

mikuz: Nice joke poster. Post jokes that are synonimous to this please

its cos of this guy mikuz hahah he is very hard to impress

What are this eediot up to the early morning

Chokolee: ....^^
U don give ur answer already o..well going by urs..
Do you tink all nollywood babes re just as u see them on screen?

No enough packaging and make ups
Do you know you guys are jobless?

swizz01: Dat wil b madness..
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Imagine м̤̈э winning JOHN CENA in MONEY IN D BANK wrestling..?

That will be a suicide

Imagine a slap through your PC or Phone

here