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@OP what am i doing here? you dey craze?

Weldon OP

^^ You the Gateman

engrtee: The guys shud first answer dis CAN U DIE FOR OTHERS? JESUS DID IT REMEMBFR..

Mind you according to the bible jesus died for all mankind.

Thx to you all, Na so lawyer be there way no pure

Nice one OP you make my evening Gba

^^^What is mtchewwww? say something and clear yourself from the others

^^^ how you take know ? you don reach hell fire before?

^^ I swear Devil no reach where 9ja dey

^^ I swear i can't trust my lawyer 100%

Small thing Ogoni man go jump enter water like fish.
See olympics go swim, ZERO medal.

Hausa man go enter boat dey shout argungu fishing festival.
See rowing at the olympics, ZERO medal.

Igbo man will run from Sokoto to Aba at the slightest provocation by Boko Haram.
See long distance running at
the olympic, ZERO medal.

Yoruba man will remove clothe, wrist watch and pant to fight at Ojuelegba.
See boxing at the olympics, Zero medal.

Any drink for beer parlor or girl for campus Benin boys go carry gun dey shoot every opponent confra. See Shooting at the olympics, Zero medal.

Pls will someone stopped that nonsense called Naija got talent?

Na better knock for the child head

Where are the ladies in the house? do you find yourself guilty of this?

If A Carpenter Was Enough 4 Mary The Mother Of Jesus, Then What's The Problem With Girls Of Nowadays"

If Your are the Boss, What would you do?funny, If Your are the Boss, What would you do?

The boss wondered why one of his most valuable
employees was absent without phoning in sick one day. Needing to have an
urgent problem with one of the main computers resolved, he dialled the
employees home phone number and was greeted with a child’s
whisper. “Hello?” “Is ur daddy home?” he asked. “Yes,” whispered the small
voice. “May I talk with him?” The child whispered “No.” Surprised but
wanting to talk to an adult, the boss asked, “Is your mommy
there?” “Yes” “May I talk with her?” again the small voice whispered
“No!” Hoping there was somebody with whom he could leave a message, the
boss asked, “Is anybody else there?” “Yes” whispered the child, “a
policeman.” Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee’s home,
the boss asked, “May I speak with the policeman?” “No, he’s busy”
whispered the child. “Busy doing what?” “Talking to daddy, mommy and the
fireman,” came the whispered answer. Growing more worried as he heard a
loud noise in the background through the earpiece of the phone, the boss
asked, “What is that noise?” “A helicopter” answered a whispering
voice. “What is going on there?” demanded the boss now truly apprehensive.
Again the whispering child answered, “The search team just landed a
helicopter.” Alarmed, concerned and a little frustrated the boss asked,
“What are they searching for?” Still whispering, the young voice replied
with a muffled giggle, “Me.

Gabriel came to the Lord and said,

“I have to talk to you. I have some Nigerians up here in Heaven who are causing some problems. They are swinging on the Pearly Gates, my horn is missing and they’ve got Maggi sauce and Ogbono soup all over their robes; hamhocks, Isi-ewu, Cow-feet and Bokoto bones are all over the streets of Gold. Some folks are walking around with one wing, they have been late taking their turn in keeping the stairway to heaven clean. There are soda bottles all over the clouds, some aren’t even wearing their halos, saying it doesn’t fit with their hairstyles.”

The Lord said :

“I made them special as I did you, my angel. Heaven is home to all my children. If you really want to know about problems, let’s call the Devil.”

The Devil answered the phone

, “Hello? What the.! …!, hold on one minute.”

The Devil returned to the phone and said,:

“Hello Lord, what can I do for you?”

The Lord replied,

“Tell me what kind of problems you are having down there.”

The Devil said,

“Wait one minute,” and put the Lord on hold. After 5 minutes he returned to the phone, and said “Okay, I’m back. What was the question?”

The Lord said,

“What kind of problems are you having down there?”

The Devil said,

“Man, I don’t believe this…..hold on, Lord”. This time the Devil was gone for 15 minutes.

The Devil returned and said,

“I’m sorry Lord, I can’t talk right now. These Nigerians put the fire out, and now they are trying to install air conditioning! They even bribed my guys!!”

A Mafia Godfather finds out that his bookkeeper has cheated him out of $10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he got the job in the first place. It was assumed that a deaf bookkeeper would not hear anything that he might have to testify about in court.

When the Godfather goes to confront the bookkeeper about his missing $10 million, he brings along his attorney, who knows sign language. The Godfather tells the lawyer 'Ask him where the $10 million bucks he embezzled from me is'. The attorney, using sign language, asks the bookkeeper where the money is?

The bookkeeper signs back: 'I don't know what you are talking about'. The attorney tells the Godfather: 'He says he doesn't know what you're talking about'. The Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to the bookkeeper's temple and says, 'Ask him again'! The attorney signs to the bookkeeper: 'He'll kill you if you don't tell him'! The bookkeeper signs back: 'OK! OK! You win! The money is in a brown briefcase, buried behind the shed in my cousin Enzo's backyard in Queens'!
The Godfather asks the attorney: 'Well, what'd he say'? The attorney replies: 'He says you don't have the balls to pull the trigger'.

I swear the guy no fit qualify from group stage walahi

Not new to me at all as am use to it i have recieve more than one million of this

None of the above applicable to me when i was a newbie, I am a fast learner so easy

Some 1diots are just here ranting up and down, We all know Fashola has been a man of his word. for over 15yrs Oshodi remain the same until he took over mantle of leadership and in less doan 2 monthsee what happen.. also Landlord/Tenancy law.. did anything happen? demolition of houses did anything happen? traffic law nko, so many that i can't mention so this is not new to me Bravo the peoples Governor.

@OP am very sorry you will be surprise to know that oyinbo know better than black if those things you listed above introduce to Olympic games

Fhemmmy: Is he a Basketball player?

And is he a footballer?

Where is T.B Joshua when you need him most

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^^ so they say

^^ its a new month so i no wan commit murder

toygod2: Wakes up,clings to his blokos,and bites it off

See him coming and give him the the baddest beating of his life

^^ break your fast at almost 11pm? you smoke coco yam leave i swear

toygod2: *faints*

urinate on him to wake him up