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I love this ride cos i love something big i mean automobile, But i am scare of the maintenance and parts.

Fogman: Our premium model with warranty is N13,000 only

Where are you located

Sorry how much is this product now?

Hello Please i need the tyre pump, the one i have got spoiled and i need a replace and can i get a bigger one.

So no price?

I guess this walter guy most be really mad and stewpid.. Since since july 08 hey are asking for price and you are still here with no price go to hell with your ride then

This car can still be sell in 9ja for above 20k$ so depend on how much you buy it

geezonaire: Is there anything u are not telling us?

Yes he is not telling you to come and buy it by force

automania: Guys, the future of our name(Automania) is bigger than any one transaction.

Hello where is the car located and i hope there is no any problem whatsoever with the car?

is this car still available?

Some people are just here ranting for nothing.. If that not a Red card then what should that be? and if its not Penalty then what is it? Man U was given a penalty in CL does that mean we've bought UEFA too? accept your defeat and believe in better team and good football simple

Pictures please need to see what am gonna negotiate on

solomon111: hazard was involved in both chelsea goals and was more active than pirlo ,so he was quite good.
With the way,juve were massive hyped before the match,i thought they were going to give chelsea a drubbing.
The crux of the matter is that juve are a massively overrated team,and would have lost,if not for mikel's stupidity.
Chelsea definitely have nothing to fear in italy.

Remember Chelsea play at home so dont be too happy cos we never know what gonna happen in Italy

I have been seeing this picture for over a year

Where is the location of this ride?

shakara4u: I D FIND THE MAN WEY POST THESE JOKES

Keep searching ok, Long time though

Super1759: I said it in other tread that naija will start theirs soon and bokoharam will have another reason to execute another act.
Nawa for these people. I thought they said islam a religion of peace?

So because Islam is a religion of peace then we should take any insult huh?

Well i am not in support of what happened at all... fighting and killing people cos of a movie is not the solution. But on another note, The American should know Muslims dont joke with there prophet. Why on earth will they now produce a film to insult there prophet.. I am a Muslim and i never support the action, But the American and xtians in General should learn to respect other people view. Why will some eediots put the lives of so many people in danger to enrich there pocket. You know the muslim will never tolerate you insulting there prophet and this is not the first time, So why will they do that again? why will the American Govt approve such movie if they are not calling for trouble them self. You know if you insult my Parent i will get mad, Then why will you keep doing that if you are not possible looking for my trouble. About the case of Northerners, We all know most of them are illiterate. Why will they attack xtian cos of a movie produce in US? The Libya attack the embassy instead are there no Xtains in Libya? why dint they attack the xtians there? cos they know they are not to be blame but the American Government that approve the film. So if the Notherners too can understand this we are gonna be happy here. ALLAH is Great.

Well done OP more please

booqee: yes you can curse yourself..don't curse me bushpig!
God always puts a smile on my face and will continue to put a smile on my face till forever!
copy dat?? So deal with it! Goat..

Sorry gurl, i know there is nothing you can do to put smile on a stone heart lady like you you wont smile, The like of you are many here but i wont mention names.

booqee: Seeing this for the hundredth time and still not laughing.

Like seriously how many times dem go post dis joke for here?!

I doubt if God can impressed or put smile on your face. Make God forgive me

Seeing this for the first time and still laughing

This is not toks, its a registered RRS

striker07: It is now clear that many nigerian themselves can see beyond thier nose,they are very good at praising mediocrity, in a civilised nation, fashola should not have been elected for second term let alone going for president, i think a nation deserves thier kind of leaders, when you have many ignorant citizens what do you expect.

Look this stupid post,so if Fashola does not deserve to be given 2nd term opportunity then who? Tell me who among his counterpart perform more than him? is it this mumu goodluck that deserve 2nd term? Ewu

JOKE
Akpos who was a houseboy usually sneaks into his Oga's room, drinks his wine and adds water to top it up. One day his Oga bought a new wine called pasties, it was a french wine that changes colour if water is added onto it. Akpos unaware of this, sneaks into his Oga's room, drank the new wine and added water on it. Immediately it started changing colour.
Akpos: I am in trouble, big trouble.
He ran to the kitchen.
Meanwhile, oga and madam were sitted in the parlour, while Akpos was in the kitchen.
...
OGA: Akpos
Akpos: Oga
OGA: who drank my pasties?.
No answer!
OGA: Akpos, who drank my pasties?.
No answer. Oga walked to the kitchen and saw Akpos there.
OGA: Are you insane or what?. Why when i call, you say "Oga" but when i ask you a question you don't answer me.
Akpos: Oga when you are in the kitchen you don't understand anything, except your name.
OGA: Is that so?. Okay go to the parlour, stand beside madam and ask me a questionwhile i stand here.
Akpos went and did what oga said.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa
OGA: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who goes into the maid's bedroom when madam is not at home?.
No answer.
Akpos: Ogaaaaaa!!! You dey hear me, i say who dey sneak enter the house girl room when madam no dey house.
No answer. Oga runs out of the kitchen.
OGA: Wonders shall never end. Akpos, it is true o, when one is in the kitchen, one doesnot hear anything, except one's name.
MADAM: That's not true. It's a lie.
Akpos: Madam, do you want to be tested?.
MADAM: Yes
Akpos: Oya enter the kitchen
She enters.
Akpos: Madam
MADAM: Yes Akpos
Akpos: Who is Junior's biological Father?. Me or Oga
Madam rushed out of the kitchen
MADAM: This kitchen needs to be fumigated o, i can't understand anything at all.

occam: Let's do some math here:

In 1994, my dad bought a Honda accord for N150,000. I believe it was a 1990 model tokunbo from a dealer in western ave.

Today a 2009 accord sells for N2.5 million. So 17 yrs ago this amont will buy me 16 accords! 17yrs ago

Mehn things don wowo for this our Naija no be small o

Any other item to compare?

Sorry Ewu are you conparing a 1990 Honda accord to a 2009 accord?

Gone are those days. I use to buy rice alagbon( coconut rice) with the coins. hahha. now some memories are rolling in the house. OP we go sue you ooo i swear. I remember those at Ansarudeen primary school Alayabiagba. I use to eat eba ibo close to my school and ori eja( Fish Head) with the coins. How about ice creams, Kulikuli, Donkua, popcorn,sisi pelebe, choco milo,i also spend some in secondary school back then remembering Gaskiya college then. I use to eat rice and eran olora( Fat meat) omo memories goes on..

larride: My dear honorable minister, i think we have allowed some nuisance into this house. I move a motion that everyone should start submitting his report on his/her own constituencies and let's begin with our work here. I rest my case




Meanwhile



I wan shitz abeg

Sorry Hon. Larride, am very sure you dont know what this is all about or where exactly you are. This is a Senate Chamber and there is no minister here. They are at the Executive chamber ok. take note

Oh..hell no.


Have you seen a witch/wizard?

realsammie: na wa o! and u call dis a joke

If no be joke , Then what is it?

No time i swear,, its vice versa