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the poster above me is another razz guy and he has proven that with what he mention above exactly what he is doing

Well i never see your joke and i go this through BB

^^ am not misquoting you am only every lady want to choose wisely since they want the best man but what if the waiting take so long what will that lady be doing at Age 40 and all a suitors cheat on her,

chaircover:
If your fiance cheated on you with your best friend, and you go on to marry him, then it is more than likely that he will do the same after the wedding.

That is only if they were caught what if you dont know about there relationship what will you do if you find out at the night of your Wedding?

An inspirational speaker said:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.”
Audience was in shock and silence.
He added:
“She was my mother”
A big round of applause & laughter!
A very daring husband tried to crack this at home.
After a dinner, he said loudly to his wife in the kitchen:
“Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife”
Standing for a moment, trying to recall the second line of that speaker
By the time he gained his senses, he was on a hospital bed, recovering from burns of boiling water!


Moral:Don't try to joke with some your wife this cos yours might Grave

#21 your username will tell that

^^ Well remember we are men and some men can hide for years and as a lady your getting old and about 3-5 of your friend gotten married and you where there on each of there wedding and also you see in there first 2,3,4,5 years they are happily married wont you change your mind? how about you get married and your hubby is still honest with you for the first 15yrs maybe after you have given birth 3-4 kids and he decide to play away match remember about the 3 steps of cheater. Even Pastor Kumuyi go for another woman after the death of his wife and at his age can you imagine?

19. you know you are razz when you come out publicly saying what you do and say showing people you dont care what they think though using someone else name like busybody20

@chaircover Nice Advise up there and i guess someone ladis will start waiting for godot oooo Ladies abeg start shining your eyes ooo and waiting for that 1% that you are sure will not cheat, but when are you are waiting for the right man try to remember the 3 batches of cheater

a) Those that start in the early years of marriage (Early starters usually below 15 years)
b) Those that start to cheat at some points btw 15 to 30 years of marriage (Middle starters)
c) Those that start to cheat from 30 years of marital life and above. (Late starters)

with the Above oppinion are you still waiting? i hope your parents wont send you out of there house at the end of the day.

@Dayokanu and tpia you guys r gonna be make a great couple

16. When you say things you can't proof like busybody20

1. If You ask 4 guguru instead of popcorn in a cinema.
2. If Osupa Saheed turns ÿoů on. (Zozzie )
3. If OMO GHETTO is your ringing tone and ÿoů know d lyrics
4. When You prefer Alomo  τ̅☺  champagne
5.If Toyota logo is at d back of your jeans =))
6. If ÿoů use saliva as glue and broom stick as tooth pick
7. If wizkid mentioned your name in pakurumo.
8.  If ÿoů go τ̅☺ cinemas toilet  τ̅☺  snap, Yup! now y'all knw yersef
9. If ÿoů adjust your pant while walking. =D =D1
10. If you call your sitting room, parlour.
11.If U̶̲̥̅̊ use padlock to lock your fridge
12. If U̶̲̥̅̊ count the motivators (meat,fish or chicken) in your pot
13. If yÓu use your hand to pick your teeth or nose (eeiiiiw)
(me, actually love picking ma nose, abi I'm to use cotton bud too? X_X )
14.If"lale oni lori Africa magic ti yoruba" is your favourite Channel =))


enjoy your weekend

@ Richvkunt Finally the thread have been created waiting for response before i make my own comment

By VICTOR AHIUMA-YOUNG, Jimoh Babatunde & TONY EDIKE
ORGANISED Labour yesterday vowed to make any state that failed to honour the agreement on the implementation of N18.000 new Minimum wage ungovernable for the governor, saying it would wage war against such governor until he either bend or break.

Speaking against the backdrop of increasing doubt over the willingness of some state governors to pay the new wage despite agreement to do so under the aegis of the Nigerian Governors’ Forum, NGF, Nigeria Labour Congress, NLC, any governor that would not pay and honour the Minimum Wage Act, should prepare to leave office after August.

It will be recalled that Trade Union Congress of Nigeria, TUC, had Thursday warned that labour would declare a national strike without notice should government renaege on the agreement reached with leaders of Nigerian workers on Tuesday, July 19.

President-General of TUC, Comrade Peter Esele, at the 54 Annual General Meeting, AGM, of Nigeria Employers Consultative Association, NECA, while reacting to reports that some governors were planning to jettison the agreement said, ““I hope the report that the governors are considering pulling out of Tuesday’s agreement on the implementation of the N18.000 new minimum wage is not true. If they do, we will declare an indefinite strike without notice. There will be no negotiations until after the strike.”

Sounding a note of warning to recalcitrant governors, Acting General Secretary of NLC, Comrade Owei Lakemfa, said: “We are sure that the governors are men of honour. The governors have entred into an agreement with the working people to not just pay, but respect the law of the land as they had sworn to.

They swore to obey the law of the land and the constitution. We do not think that the governors will disobey the nation’s law like the Minimum Wage Act. Again, we do not think there are dissidents among the governors who want to tear the agreement reached with the Nigerian workers.”

“If there are, then such governors are not fit to remain as governors because they are not worthy to live among decent and law abiding citizens. If there are recalcitrant governors who truly do not want to pay or honour the agreement, then, they will have Nigerian workers, the Nigerian people and law abiding people of the this country to contend with.

If there are governors who want to disobey the nation’s law, the nation’s constitution which they swore to obey, we will wage war against such governors and make sure that their pay or leave office because Nigeria will be too hot for any executive law breaker.”

Governors, Labour’s pact

Earlier the same day, the Governors’ Forum and Labour’s agreement states AThe 36 States of the Federation agree to comply with the new National Minimum Wage (Amendment) Act, 2011;

The State shall conclude negotiations with Labour on the implementation of the new minimum wage not later than July 31, 2011; Detailed negotiations on salary across board will be done with a view to effecting payments by August 2011, while modalities for payment of the minimum wage will be worked out according to the peculiarities of each state;

The 36 States agree that the effective date for the implementation of the new minimum wage shall not be later than 1st August 2011 provided that any worker who earned less than the =N18,000 between 1st April and the effective date of the implementation of the new minimum wage shall be paid arrears of the difference;

The time frame for the payment of the arrears of the difference of the new minimum wage effective April 1, 2011 shall not be later than October, 2011; No State shall victimize any worker in any manner or form as a consequence of the implementation of the new minimum wage; In the face of the commitment by the Governors, labour resolves to suspend the 3-day warning strike called for this week in the states.

Fayemi seeks improved productivity

Similarly, Governor Kayode Fayemi yesterday said since the state had agreed to pay the N18.000 new minimum wage, the workers should be ready to up their productivity.

Speaking at the domestic terminal of Murtala Muhammed Airport, Two (MMA2), Fayemi noted that the state was presently going through a transformation process to professionalize its civil service .

While refuting reports that the state had sacked over 5000 workers for alleged fake certificates and age falsifications among other crimes, the governor said he was determined to professionalize the state civil service to make it accountable and transparent to service the people optimally.

Fayemi said “If we have agreed to pay you 18,000 which is what you have demanded, then your productivity should be commensurate to the 18,000 naira that you want to be paid because there is no free launch anywhere not even in Free Town”

He said the government would no longer tolerate a situation where 20 per cent of the workload in the state was done by a few workers, stressing that workers’ productivity should be commensurate with the 18,000 naira minimum wage the state had agreed to pay.

“If we want to run a social service in which we want everybody to be on money, you don’t even have to come to work to be on money, stay at home. We will give money to those who want to work. Let them go to work and they will be paid for the work they do.

Let us be very, very clear, we must make up our minds, this 20, 80 rule that everybody knows must not always be like that. And if it is 20 percent that is doing the work, then let us sit down and know that we are going to pay the 20 percent and we will pay the 80 percent who are sitting at home social security benefits. But if you are at work, you should be prepared to work and deliver services to the people of Nigeria.”

“And let me tell you, we did not sack anybody, we have not sacked any worker. We have a transformation process in order to professionalize our public service in Ekiti State. Those who are affected by the process, they know what to do. If you are accused of having presented irregular certificate or forged record or doctored your aged, there are mechanisms and process in place to address that.

Once you have done that then the situation is regularised. But if you have not done that, you cannot suggest that you have been sacked except you have chosen to sack yourself. One thing that has to be made very clear is this, we must make up our minds whether we want to run a professional accountable and transparent public service or we want to run a social service.”

Source: http://www.vanguardngr.com/2011/07/prepare-to-quit-if-you-can%E2%80%99t-pay-labour-tells-governors/

I think this is a nice thread and i i have been thinking about this too that there should be a way to recal or sack someone who is representing us but do we need to get a particular form from INEC? getting people to sign wont be any problem we just gonna do it in a close door sign and through opposition parties it will be very easy and the next the the rep will see is a letter advising him to go back home, you guys will see how Loyal he/she will be to his community

am doing great and my wife she is fine and kids too how about yours? Hubby

I fear the face self

nice joke

I no get your time.

Rubbish

GEJ is a useless man approving new universities with job if them graduate from there where are they gonna work?

LOL no wonder she dey she always mad at me

^^^ you sick abi

@slymm am only kidding jare how are you doing @dayokanu take am easy man

Why tpia is a guy now abi tpia come defend your self here ooo

na you sabi i get one girl wey i wan give you self

what's going on here

@armyofone i feel for the lady ooo that man is a stupid man.

@tpia u dey kolo i treat my wife with love and care

not at all ooo

check my signature its for you

@Da doctor and tpia none of your ranting can change me beside i just done with one nice cool chick now so sweet so Aluta continue

continue man i like that but no say i no tell u oooo

God has finally punish you Da doctor and all your wish against me will backfire at you and you will die the way abaniwonda died bastard person