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Chai! When will people trek for me like this?



Very soon!


Because I can see that it has become a new way of celebrating greatness and success in Nigeria

I could only see a tarred road and small buildings but 1billion naira will build an estate

Just help her perfectly do one difficult assignment and see what happens

School technique

How to kill this type of people:


Make them stand on their feet, tie their hands, feet and mouth then, go on top of their them and nail in 6inches of nails into their skull till they die


Bunch of criminals with no regard for human life

The quiz provides all the answers to its questions

That's cool...hoping exams would be like this too

And Prof. Dora Akunyili (of blessed memory) when she was the DG, NAFDAC said that Nigerians are the most obedient people in the sense that a contraband goods will be seized and stored in the warehouse of the defaulter, yet those goods would still be intact, safe and untouched.


God Bless Nigeria

How will I know that person is Genevive now or you still want me to click on that link


OP, fear God nah

omenka:
First, I follow you in celebrating the guy. He is indeed worthy of commendation. But to think he'd be sought after overseas is taking it a bit too far buddie. These stuffs are readily available out there so I don't think that is likely.

God bless Nigeria, and no place else (as the Americans would say ).

Oh! You think he will be sought for abroad to replicate the same machine he has made here?


Hell no. Rather, he will be taking because he has the brains to work on and develop things and when he is provided with the materials, his creativity will reproduce better things for his host country.

Haven't you heard of the word "brain drain?"

Bringing in girls doesn't guarantee he is doing anything silly with them


Telling your friend what you are not sure of might turn out to be a disaster fired back at you since you have no concrete evidence.


Just work something out indirectly and let your friend catch them and see for herself

...And who says Nigerians aren't one of the most creative people on earth


Soon, the country will allow this man be exported abroad and help improve the economy of others without us recognising his worth and invention.

God Bless Nigeria

I think that question should be the other way round:

Can a girl who is already in a relationship agree to marry someone else

The will to get married here or not belongs to the lady in question

Chineke eeehhh!

What is this

I can only imagine a full-blown avocado

Ihe nkena guga m bad.


Oka aputala ofoziri ube


OP, na asusu m, ana akpo ihe ndi a, Ube na Oka.


Udo diri unu, umunne m

mormoni:
see dis guy ooo! Na southerners dey do dis pass

Nah AB.OKI wey I write o...


Wetin dey do nairaland sef


Na mallams do am pass jare

Value of Shirt= $97
Mom will get: $97/2 = $48.5 + $1 = $49.5

Dad will get: $97/2 = $48.5 +$1 = $49.5

The guys keeps $1 to himself

Therefore: $49.5 + $49.5 + 1 = $100

OP, is that your assignment

C'mon don't be lazy, do your homework now!!!

OP, I resemble A.BOKI for ya eye

Overload

This one pass glo overload o...Gbese things

Simple!!!













Allow her enjoy her life while I seek better options to live mine but as for her, I'm done!

Man, the thing is, make up your mind on which of them you really need more in your life because the choice for one of them will automatically mean you losing the other.


You might still choose Sally and your friend will find out, pretend as though nothing is wrong but he would be totally against you and wouldn't tell you. He'll want to repay you too.


Be wise!

The God of yesterday is still that of today and will remain forever unto ages to come


Miracles everywhere and this is a sure one.

Congrats to the family

deltateam:
You an e-diot. Is it worth being killed for? They should have sacked him instead.

Please prof. Tell me whats ever worth taking a human life for

And see u who isn't an e-f.ool

...And that's politics. Nobody remains your permanent enemy

Sleeping on duty has caused many their jobs

But how on earth will people allow that happen to them

So?
What should I do now

...And you will also not steal right

PERVERT

...And I lose interest in girls because she is too dependent and can not in anyway whatsoever spend her dime on me without asking for a refund

sinizia:
Many of the Nigerian ladies will reply your "what's up" with "K" "Okay" "KK".. The kindhearted ones will reply "fine" without "and you?" Very boring chat-mates.

That one kills me like mad. If any lady tells me "K", just forget the chat