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This is already a nightmare of its own

Seeing her in your dreams will mean a double nightmare. She fine sha

Resembles all those ladies that talk with their tongue sticking out their mouth

Tanker falls and explosions seem to be the next tragedy befalling Nigeria at this time.


What is really the problem or could it be pay back time for those greedy marketers even when innocent lives and property are lost and destroyed through it?


God Have Mercy

What did you say disappeared again

Joystick Where did the 400 Level Student disappeared it to?

Huh?

A project work I guess...keep up, its gon fly

*Just remebering 3 idiots

Tit for tat

Pretty

How can a gold-diamond plated wrist watch cos a miserly $129


I am not saying its up to the amount of 10m+ as they claim it is but I believe with all the qualities of the watch, 129 dollars is way too cheap for it

Person piss e become news

Very soon, my shit go become world news

Lagos, always in the lead


You never get to Lagos and get bored when you need something to listen to on radio

When you hit your first million

When bank cashier overpay you

Spare the rod and spoil the child BUT not in wickedness...This is brutal and if really its a mother, she'll spend way above #500 to repair that boy's condition

An attractive woman will do


The choice whether to give in to temptation is hers...Moreover, my wife should be my queen

Bruno3000:
No oo. Rather, the first born of God's creation AKA the Son of God... remember God said " this is my beloved son in whom am well pleased" not God himself.

#IknowitsControversial

And what did you think He means when He calls the trinity (the father, son and spirit) one?


Is there a different father from the son and that different from the spirit?


Think about that!

ogahlouiskid18:
In the Bible, Jesus broke some laws.
* He first broke the law of biology by coming
to this world through a virgin. If you ask a
doctor they will tell you it is impossible.
* He broke the law of chemistry by turning
water to wine.
* He broke the law of physics , by walking on
sea.
* He broke the law of economics, he fed
5,000 people with just 5 loafs and 2 fishes.
* He broke the law of government, he ruled
without any election conducted.
* He also disagreed to mathematics which
say 1+1+1 = 3 instead he said 1+1+1 is
equal to 1 ( The Trinity ).
* He broke the law of nature, he died and
came back alive.
NOW to every hand that types AMEN this
season God almighty will break all the devil
plans for your life.
He will never forsake you in Jesus name,
AMEN!!!.

Yea, He is incomparable to mere postulates and experiments. He is GOD

Abeg wetin GEJ give una?

Imagine when a naturally dark complexion human being has a pink lip


Dem go say e don dey bleach for lips

She has started showing little signs now and I'll advice you take a walk because if you don't and probably get married to her, she will end up replaying these talks into your head almost everyday and I am afraid, you might not hold it much longer again and may attempt murder successfully

Twitter account hacked

Guess she's paying him per action and not the other way round

chimerase2:
Well during our skul days I happen to learn many tins from ma oga basildvalour
I just envy d guy shaa
His everitin a lady need in a guy
How I wish I was him den him me
But God knw why e create me me and him him

Ogamu, nah wetin

U tyt nah in all ramifications

I'll be saluted by them one day

#Determined

A student steals 100k and he is put face-to-face with death


Our politicians steal billions and they say stealing is not corruption...Who is fooling who

Fuel will first skyrocket above the current price before any further reduction could be enjoyed


Subsidy removal is on the verge of fully taking over

chimerase2:
ok oga m I Go whatsap u tomorrow I wan gist u

No qualms, me full ground but I no throway

5

He wasn't too good; wasn't too bad either as he is been publicised to be.


An average leadership he gave, to the best of his abilities. He meant well for the nation but just couldn't garner enough balance to execute his plans.


Farewell GEJ

chimerase2:
chair na slip of hand Wia u hide go since nah

Me dey jare, just dey on ghost mode

MTN meant, self-service and speak in tongues

chimerase2:
Morale?

Mesmerase, which way nah, when you turn hermaphrodite?

Taa...
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