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Now, all of you that kill yourself on fast food ice creams, mince pie and others, begin to think twice.


But really mama put still is better

Stone still stuck on the skull

But we learnt that the stone went inside the head and came out from the back of his head. Now, how manage did the stone hang there?


Lies in the building

When I am alone, I...

- Do push-ups
- Throw my pillow up to the ceiling and allow it land on my face
- I call random people (I scroll my phone with my eyes closed and anywhere the pointer stops is who I'll call)
- I play music and dance uncontrollably (that's a time to master some new dance steps)...I really do not dance much in public

If they lose their jobs, then, MTN ceases to exist on our soil.

Isn't it time we started patronising our own, I mean GLOBACOM?

Make I hear say person shoulder be like that....Story!

Let's try and make it work

Poor programming skills...Go learn oga.


Errrrmmm! Though I couldn't click to see the photos, I think the guy isn't just protesting. It may be a sign of madness

This OP sef eh!

He said he perceived the smell of the girl's panties right from his toilet. Oga, please, is your nose a magnet that it could perceive the smell of fabrics miles away


Even with it inside her pocket, you still perceived it, chai! Chairman, feed us with another iko

Change your SIMs

But why will such a juvenile as the police called him be exposed to a gun

Accidentally, he has levelled his friend, maybe not even up to 6 feet.

R.I.P boy!

Them go just dey show themselves because dem get money

Why won't that money be used profitably to touch a life rather than be a waste?

Wasteful celebrities

This your copy and paste is out of this world but its alright.


17 is not a sign of being unhealthy to me because so many people sweat a lot more than others do at every little thing they do.

There are worse scenarios in some other universities in the country.

This is just little compared to those many.

firstEVA:
ok, let's look at the worst case scenario, she no wear pant, what's going to happen? You will see bum bum, havn't you seen bum before

And if it is too common or meaningless, can you allow the whole world see your own bumbum regardless of the fact that they have seen many others before?

firstEVA:
if breeze blow nko? Na pant you never see before?

You know whether she wear pant sef

If small breeze just blow that thing go up now, nah wetin she go talk say she dey show us

Bovi if this is not another joke, show us the injured left eye and not a bashed car


You know comedians nah!

Ok

You might have removed your eyes from him but it is certain that your heart is still there else you won't feel any need to be connected to him in any way.


It takes time to forget break-ups and it is also good for both of you to still come together and discuss what really went wrong and if both of you still want to make it work again, good for you but if not, then, you could just remain as pals.


Don't see anything with you checking up on a friend!

It is the girl that agreed to the abortion. If she had said NO, nothing would have been done by the doctor

CBN has the money so paying back won't be a problem but the problem to me now is WHO ARE THEY REALLY SETTLING OVER 5BILLION NAIRA WITH, WHAT TYPE OF CASE WAS THAT?

I haven't seen them, maybe when I do, I'll be able to categorically agree or disagree.


Nigeria is still the beauty of Africa

For better; for worse


She didn't do her background of the study well hence the failure in the conclusion.


Don't rush into things

Ha! Wetin dis man carry is only fit to be carried by a woman o.

And all them h.omos be like, this is perfect mehn!!!

It is highly regrettable that we see mere men to be more powerful than a nation and thus allow them get away with evil


Who knows the authenticity of this but for a person to boldly and publicly declare all of these, then he knows what he is saying and what he is in for.


God Help Us

Economy improves, economy falls

The impact of all these, I am yet to see in my life as a Nigerian

If you have seen, please kindly share with me the aspects in which you have...thanks!

Nigeria sef suppose to dey turn for her eye

Weed strong sha! Victor is a living witness

Please where is this lady from I bet its not from an English speaking country.


This one wants a husband desperately and nah Jim Iyke her net wan catch

HOTFL
Hold On Till Father Leaves