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Ineffectual Buffon

95% respondents coming from 5% Nigerians. (100%-5%) is still 5% people of Nigeria

Nigerians and worthless papers called certificates

pixiee:
May 11

May 11

quote author=Jediel1 post=49677765] I don't c d importance of dis news [/quote]You won't see because you are an IPOB or IPOD. No good news from your end where the sun rises.

All hail the King

Her brain

amtaken:
Why are there so many fake condoms in Nigeria today?


Most of them break while being used.

Can the Ministry of health look into this please, considering the fact that this could be hazardous to the health and can also lead to unwanted pregnancies?

Are you scared of another pregnancy? We are in change era. You can tell Oga to try withdrawal method.

Seun:
What do you see as my reason for not hiring more hands?
I see that you attributed it to "stubbornness" but that's not really informative.
Can you be more specific? What do I "stubbornly" wish to gain by not hiring more hands?

Seun,
I get my account blocked these days. Please I need clarification. This is an opportunity meeting the President of Nairaland.

The grammar

Any English language graduate in the house?

Dangote and investments are like Bread and butter.

God bless Dangote and Nigeria

This death too many.

I commiserate with the deceased family. This kind of death is avoidable, why?

Often times these commercial drivers purposely block roads in Lagos and boast that nobody can arrest them. I have witnessed this in Ketu, Kola and Alakuko bust stops. Sometimes you spend more than thirty minutes because a driver deliberately blocked the road to pick passengers.

This kind of impunity should go off our roads and then there would be no need for a useless policeman killing on the pretext of someone blocking the road.

nicefaze:
Peeps am I the only one that noticed this?? There has been no communication between the senate president and the presidency for over a long period of time.. is this development not dangerous for our country because according to a renounce Statistics professor "Edward Demins" HE said effective communication leads to progressive development..

Mad goat, what is the meaning of separation of power?

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I have a Dog named Odimegwu Ojukwu. A pity the Dog ran away last week towards Ladipo Market.

oro wo lowa lenu omo iya Aje

Which words dey for witch pikin mouth?

NcanEastbranch:
NCAN Reporting Live from Sambisa forest , Afonjas again,am not surprise

Afonjas and kidnapping, ritualist and agberos be like 5/6

You will die in Sambisa forest for accusing my tribe

This na Motor Park.

Glorified Secondary School

tiedee:
Sometimes I wonder how a Nigerian born and bred abroad,feels Nigerian. With all this hardships, I will deny nigeria in an heartbeat. What has my country done for me

Because you are not a success and don't have a successful story. If you are you will know you need Nigeria.

Bifwoli:
The US should also warn its citizens about poor hygeine in Lagos,Ibadan ,Enugu and others because of very poor food handling practices and poor water quality.

IPOB, draggng SW inloi this to show that Yoruba is not safe

A soul that sinnet shall die.

carmag:
so what of the army officers that was compulsorily retired since it was an ordinary rumor

IPOB grammar

MrPresident1:
Mark 8:36
For what shall it profit a man, if he shall gain the whole world, and lose his own soul?

This is a question for President Buhari

Mr Jesus Christ, now you are referring to the Bible, is the question not for you and I? When you are playing ethnic politics, please do not quote the Bible again.

With your MSc, can you face ordinary Armed Robbers disturbing your street?

onepluone:
Thank you GEJ. Another one of your brain child. This is your ongoing project that APC are trying to claim.

You are a liar, OBJ started it.

ejilife:
most likely, many of them will also end up in the Belly of Boko Haram.

Since they were not killed when they were CJTF, the Lord will watch over them now they are combatant soldiers.

I went to secondary school and didn't know JSS or SSS textbooks.

My first car Peugeot 505 back in the 90's.

I thought this Cramjones get sense as some people always refer to him on Nairaland.
This your post is a trash and also lacks substance.
Tinubu did not promise to kill Dino in Lagos and moreover, we are in a democratic environment which guarantee the freedom of movement and expression.
You are as childish as Dino.
Please put this in your little brain, Tinubu is smarter than you people think. If at all anything is going to happen to Dino which I don't pray for, it can never be in the southwest.
You tools in the hands of politicians. When and where is Dino your friend?
Please restrictit yourself to Auto section on Nairaland.

charix:
Its like some people spend 24hours on nairaland. I'm now suspecting its an employer of labour. Why're people awake by 03:00 viewing this thread?

I don dey before then

She be like one of Fela Anikulapo Kuti girls

ojotobiloba1:
Subject :GOVERNMENT
(Nigeria SENATE-NS101
Time:30 Minutes.
Choose the correct answer.

Q1: "I will beat you and nothing will happen" who made this statement.. (5 marks)
A, Bukola Saraki
B. Ekweremadu
C. Dino Melaye
D. OBJ.

Q2: To whom was the statement in Q1 was directed? (5 marks)
A, Remi Tinubu
B. Diezanne
C. Mrs. Melaye
D. None of the above.

Q3, If Remi Tinubu gets impregnated by Dino, what will the child be in future. (5 marks)
A, A Bastard
B. A billionaire
C. A. Thug
D. Future Nigeria President
E. A Nigerian Senator

Q4. What should be Bola Tinubu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. Beat Dino
B. Thank Dino
C. Sue Dino to court
D. Do nothing
E. Divorce Remi

Q5. What statement will Bola Tinubu likely make after hearing that his wife will be impregnated by Dino. (5 marks)
A. Hmmm, Remi, so you and Dino have been doing it together Abi?
B. Hmmm Omo Ale jatijati.
C. Wo Remi, Let Him try it first, and I will show him what "Magun" is, idiot.
D. Olorun gbo adura wa ni yen (God has finally answered our prayer)

Q6. Why was Remi Tinubu
not scared of Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. She knows Dino is a liar.
B. She knows Dino cannot perform.
C. She knows Dino can perform.
D. She wants to dare Dino

Q7. What was Bukola Saraki' reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was quiet.
B. He was shocked.
C. He was happy
D. He was sorry for Dino
E. none of the above.

Q8. Why was Saraki sorry for Dino.? (5 marks)
A. He knows Dino is impotent.
B. He knows Bola put Magun on Remi.
C. He also want to impregnate Remi.
D. He is very scared of Tinubu.
E. All of the above.

Q9. What was Ekweremadu's reaction to Dino's statement? (5 marks)
A. He was shocked
B. He wasn't 'happy.
C. He wasn't listening
D. He was happy.
E. None of the above.

Q.10. Ekweremadu did not hear Dino's statement because...... (5 marks)
A. He was not happy.
B. He was thinking about his jail term.
C. He was thinking about his forgery case.
D.He was fighting at that time.
E. All of the above.

Q11. In one sentence describe what should happen to Nigeria Senate?
(50 marks) No cheating please...

Is this one mad?

Omode pa'roko o nyo, Omode ko mo pe ojo kan lo n pani.