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Thank GOD, this one is not a Nigerian.

The caption is misleading.

Congrats

Lovely family, congratulations

Bobbyjay001:
Mttcchw! Too much nollywood movies dey worry some people. I blame Ramsey Nouah and his likes.

Before anyone comes here to quote me with hatred comments,am happily married to the love of my life. I proposed to my wife in privacy and not in public domain. If you're the doubting Thomas type,na ur palava be that. Naija people, go get brain. *spits*

Quite right, that is why marriages are crashing now.

watered:
I'm sitting on top of this page as FTC. To my Lord and Savior, My God and King....I cry Holy.

Thank You Jesus.

160 dead in Paris and the whole world is praying for them.
Thousand killed in Nigeria and millions displaced and the world is feigning ignorance to that.



God Bless Nigerian Army

The west against Nigeria. Watch the seven sisters? Boko Haram is seems not going to work, now The west want to use IPOB to destabilise Nigeria.

Every conspiracies against Nigeria by the world super powers shall backfire in Jesus name.

America and her cohorts will know we serve a living God, JEHOVAH.

EverestdeBliu:
Someone should please tell me one thing this man has done since his assumption into office?

I will tell you one, you are a slowpoke that do not appreciate God. If Jonathan has been President of Nigeria till date, you and your family would have been crushed by Boko Haram.

You are an ingrate that do not reason well except your ethnic jingo.

I like their faces

God, I am afraid

noeloge82:
President Muhamadu Buhari this afternoon explained that power, Housing and works are not under one man as many have said.
He said, Babatunde is Minister of Power, Raji is Minister of Housing and
Fashola is Minister of works. 
If you don't understand something, you ask Questions!!!

Propaganda is not true (jonarlism)
Pls don't qoute me #change

Bros, na Jamaica or Colombia weeds you smoke or Hausa gum?

If so, God heal her, we are all sinner and judgement is for God.

who cares: this Albino

It is after 40 YEARS

The companies cannot pay such money.

ok

cupid4ig:
u are a fool I swear

Igbo rapper on Lagos Island? A lagoon candidate.

What do you known about governance? how a clerical person in a one man business be saying PMB made mistake in his appointments?

whao

That is not hyena

Eight years ago they were confidants. They ate together, laughed together, cried
together. The pain of one was the pain of the other and the joy of one was the joy of the
other. They jointly celebrated. They jointly defended the state against EFCC invasions.
They were “like lightning and thunder, inseparable.” All those disappeared, melted away
when power entered their lives. Now, along this very narrow corridor, they meet. One
takes a furtive glance at the other and pretends he does not exist. He made to pass
him...
Amaechi: Bros, so you don’t know how to greet again?
Wike: Shouldn’t I have said that? You who saw me from afar and threw away your face
as if no one is here. If you can’t acknowledge my sheer size, at least, my position should
have been respected...
Amaechi: Your position? What position? Governor? Mchewwww. (Looks aside) As if he is
the first to be governor. He has forgotten I was there for eight years...an upstart
empowered by us.
Wike: Eight years, and so what? I hope you are not getting carried away by your social
media worshippers who call you ‘Jagaban’ of Niger Delta; Commander of South South
politics? You have forgotten that goats follow only the one with fresh palm fronds and
no one makes way for the rider of the horse of yesterday. You even hissed at the
governor of your state. If it were under the military, you know what the wages of that sin
would have been?
Amaechi: You are not my governor. Have you forgotten what the tribunal said? If you
like kontinuu to insult me, strutting all around like a peacock. We will soon organise a
reception to welcome you back home so you can resume the only title you merit —
husband of your wife...
Wike: Is that the assurance you got from your witches and wizards? They have lost their
vision. You will be disappointed.
Amaechi: Meanwhile, sorry o. I can see you now know how painful it could be to be
without a powerful mum to run to every five minutes. Those guys really spoilt you while
their power lasted. How are you going to cope now? Now that Mummy and Daddy are no
longer in the Villa, who do you report me to now? Villaless governor. Dia Ris Godu
ooo...
Wike: I know you have no respect for elders. And I am not surprised; even the one who
created your political relevance, how did you treat him? That is why we are making you
an Abuja politician. Just remain there with your insults.
Amaechi: You know what it means to be minister under a saintly General?
Wike: Minister? So, you are this excited because a Fulani man wants to make you the
new Orubebe? Ok o....I thought you were so blessed with a very huge sense of self-
worth. What has gotten into you? I can’t believe my Rotimi is falling head over heels
because he is going to do what small men already did.
Amaechi: Look, Chief of Staff...
Wike: Who is your Chief of Staff? Continue eating today’s pounded yam with last year’s
bushmeat. I moved on to higher grounds when you felt threatened by my clout. You
thought Abuja would pluck my beautiful feathers but I came back a peacock — king of
birds...
Amaechi: Peacock indeed. A songless bird beautified with our plumage is now flaunting
its feathers in our face. No wonder you roll, stroll and strut the streets as if you are the
first to be governor here....
Wike: I may not be the first to be governor here but I am the first to demystify a sitting
governor in Rivers State. You couldn’t install your protege and so the whole world won’t
know peace, abi? Abeegi. I cowed you and you won’t stop smarting from the well
deserved humiliation. I will...
Amaechi: Now, listen! You know the meaning of living on borrowed time? If you don’t, I
promise I will show you the meaning soon...very soon.
Wike: When are you returning our money?
Amaechi: Which money? Did I sign any cheque? Abegi...say something else joor.
Wike: And the other time you said you never took or gave a bribe in your life, Rotimi. It
is me Nyesom talking o...Can you swear by your third leg that you meant what you
said?
Amaechi: I’m a Christian. You are the native doctor who can swear by Egbesu gods...if
you like go to Benin or Ile Ife to swear by their 201 gods...me, na only one God I am
looking up to...
Wike: That reminds me of the rivers we crossed before we could take power here...Now,
look into my eyes....say those words again....
Rotimi looks at Nyesom. His lips about to say something but, at that moment, a pilot
strolled in to tell one of them his jet was ready. The other sends for his own pilot to ask
when his own flight will be set...They cast one last, long look at each other...Former
friends...tomorrow is another day. It is a dream!


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Flets:
The endemically corrupt Amaechi and his co-looting noisemakers to be officially assigned their channels to recoup their election funds invested to foist a propaganda government on Nigerians.

But they failed too quickly! !!!

The hangover of Amaechi will kill you and your fellow haters. Rest in pieces in advanve.

These Igbos and money, name whoa. I like f**k o, I need one fine Igbo gal.

Christmasdon:
,hey,friends, statistics or may be history is so vital when it comes to playing football. Now here are the three reasons why we (golden eaglet may not be able to win/won the trophy)

1. The malians are unbeaten in this competition. They have won 5 of their overall matches and drew one, while the eaglets won 5 and lost one. you see that the malians have high odds of beaten the eaglets.

2. Remember, the golden eaglets are the defending champions UAE 2013 ,so lifting the trophy back to back may as well witch haunt us, like that of the Uefa Champions league, no team club have lifted it back to back, you know what i mean,

3. The Golden eaglets and the Malian teams are two big rivals, remember when the pair met at the under17 African championship finale, they comfortably did beaten us hands down on a penalty shoot-out and hence won the Trophy. If care, is not taken such scenario may repeat itself.

4. This is the first time the Malians are getting their hands near a trophy on the international level,and they may not likely want to let it slip off their hands. Malians are very dangerous opponent, bring on any other team at this level, i would say yes, buh! Malians fear them.

5. The golden eaglets have won this trophy 4 times, the 4 trophies were mainly won on the ASIAN SOIL or continent, so, the golden eaglets have never won this competition outside Asia. So you see where the malians have their advantage over eaglets. So, with this stats you see that the malians will do better in this competition. So, as a Nigerian lets pray very well to make sure we beat the Malians, Meanwhile , defiling all odds of this stat. Thank you. Lets support the eaglets.

MALI17 VS NIGERIA17 on sunday (i.e tomorrow) 8th november 2015. Kick-off time. 11pm.

Man is not God and so I am afraid.

EternalTruths:
These are news that irritates BH


Very soon they will prove to Nigerians how hopeless FG is by bombing Abuja or even Southern Nigeria most important city..

If that is your wish, you will be a partaker of such tribulation. A prophet of doom.

I wonder how Nigerian poor think? should Buhari family create enmity with everybody because PMB is fighting corruption?

I thank God I am not poor.

God will. destroy Igbo upon the face of the earth if this is a lie.

Seun, Seun, Seun, how many did I called you? I will stop reading your Nairaland with this girl posts on Nairaland.

deadZONE:
How Indians welcome a house boy!!

If PMB is a houseboy, your father is a rag in the East.

This Calabar Ashawo girl is old.

The guy cannot be wrong.